"Resistance is (blank)"
Modeled on 2 0f 3's game "I am (blank) of Borg)
Tuesday, September 2, 2008 by DrJBHL | Discussion: Community
Credit where it's due! "Blank of Borg" is a fun game. Well, I was typing a pm to 2 of 3 and Zubished. Only this time it made sense! (G-d help me....PLEASE! 
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I typed "Resistance is fertile."
So....how about a new game (it's Monday-oid today)?
"Resistance is ______".
Doc
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Reply #82 Thursday, October 23, 2008 9:57 PM
Yeah, she's not a bad looking sort... and I hear tell the lanolin acts as a mighty damn fine lubricant. LOL.
Reply #83 Thursday, October 23, 2008 10:11 PM
Why? It's said that variety is the spice of life... and with more and more Ellen DeGeneres' and Rossia De Portia's in the world today, desperate times call for desperate measures. I mean, it's not like I'm being critical or have anything against the ladies who choose that path, but more and more men are resorting to despera...... extremes to quell their primal urges, and ending up in very embarrassing situations... like the bloke who called 911 and was taken to a LA hospital with a his 'whatchamacallit' firmly stuck in a vacuum cleaner pipe.
So I guess, resistance is.... not getting romantic with a vacuum cleaner in heat. LOL
Reply #85 Saturday, October 25, 2008 2:57 PM
Fer sure...we don't want it getting fresh with you now, do we! 
Reply #88 Sunday, October 26, 2008 12:20 AM
I decided many years ago that it was my mission in life to have fun, and if i can impart some of that to others and give them a laugh or three, then I consider my mission to be successful...
So, resistance is.... refusing to let health issues and the ills of the World get me down. 
Reply #89 Sunday, October 26, 2008 8:30 AM
So, resistance is.... refusing to let health issues and the ills of the World get me down.
I couldn't have said it any better. I'll pass on the resistance created from a firm hand shake to you.
Reply #90 Sunday, October 26, 2008 9:36 AM
Resistance is... having a knob that's too big...
Reply #91 Sunday, October 26, 2008 10:06 AM
Why do you think they call it the Dyson "Ball"? 
All I can say is:
To that I say:
[quote who="starkers" reply="7" id="1914432"]
Pretty little Sheila eh? No resistance....all that lanolin in the wool you know.
Yeah, she's not a bad looking sort... and I hear tell the lanolin acts as a mighty damn fine lubricant. LOL.
Reply #92 Sunday, October 26, 2008 11:32 AM
That's a built-in safety feature so your hand doesn't fly off and poke your eye out.
Reply #93 Sunday, October 26, 2008 1:34 PM
Resistance is....
...what a good comment for this has, since they've all been taken. 
Reply #94 Sunday, October 26, 2008 1:46 PM
Resistance is... having a knob that's too big...
That's a built-in safety feature so your hand doesn't fly off and poke your eye out.
And today's Grand Prize goes to (drum roll)......... angus1949..............YAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
Reply #95 Sunday, October 26, 2008 3:55 PM
Thank you Doc.
Always be careful with these.
unlike this guy...
Reply #96 Sunday, October 26, 2008 4:14 PM
Gawd angus! Have mercy! I just peed meself (As our buddy Starkers would put it).
Mission Accomplished!
Reply #97 Monday, October 27, 2008 12:06 PM
That's a built-in safety feature so your hand doesn't fly off and poke your eye out.
Hmmm, I thought that's what superglue was for... though I've heard those driving gloves with the rubber grips do the trick.
Reply #98 Monday, October 27, 2008 4:29 PM
Wow Starkers, you're too advanced for me. I'd be real careful with that hook though.
Reply #99 Monday, October 27, 2008 10:35 PM
Wow Starkers, you're too advanced for me. I'd be real careful with that hook though
Not ta wurry ' bout me 'ook... I puts a boxin' glove on it fer such occashuns.
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Reply #81 Thursday, October 23, 2008 9:53 PM
"Hot Saturday night date in Billings, Montana"
Here in Oz the caption would be: "Kiwi & girlfriend on their way to despearate and dateless ball." LOL (damn, still no smileys)
Hehe, some weird and wacky stuff appears on these 'ere forums at times... but I never expected my sexual preferences to be up for conversation.
Resistance is... er, should be, not spilling the beans regarding my fantasies. Hehe, LOL.