Here I am, on holiday in sunny Austria...
Wednesday, June 18, 2008 by Fuzzy Logic | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
Well, not really sunny. It's been raining for the last hour. Lucky for me the hotel has this internet terminal...
Sadly, it's some kind of weird "Sitekiosk", which means I wont be doing any work here (no admin logon). But at least I can play!
I'm just about getting used to this German keyboard. Z & Y are swapped and other bits are all over. I think Zubaz has one of these...
Credit says I have 30mins left - so I'm off to play
Reply #23 Thursday, June 19, 2008 1:24 PM
Reply #24 Thursday, June 19, 2008 6:13 PM
.....i TOLD you 'I' have a toilet......... typical vulcan...never listens...all i get nowadays is 'yes dear......hmm mm.......yes dear.....no dear.....okay dear...'...
the honeymoon is truly over..........hahahhaha
Reply #26 Friday, June 20, 2008 2:33 PM
Yes dear...
Point northwest from where you are, I think there's a small wooden hut on the north coast somewhere (yet to be confirmed as no-one ever goes there), that will be the next one to yours...
Reply #27 Friday, June 20, 2008 3:10 PM
Reply #28 Friday, June 20, 2008 11:57 PM
Besides, can't sing, so we don't want ya coming back yodeling... well trying to, anyway!
Cos we got lots o' great scenery and natural wonders to see. And (despite Jafo being responsible for some of it
More to the point, you can get to see a REAL game of cricket with REAL cricketers playing in REAL sunshine on REAL cricket pitches wot ain't waterlogged from the incessant Pommy rain. Hehehehe.
As for the toilets... silly, they're called dunnies and thunderboxes out here... so really, there's no need to travel 3000 miles to find a 'convenience'.
And speaking of toilets, one of our major porcelain manufacturers has come up with one that has lil Johnny's face enameled into the bowl... so folks can literally feel like they're giving him some of his own back.
Reply #30 Saturday, June 21, 2008 10:33 PM
Enjoy the Zipfer beer, Strudal and fantastic scenery
Reply #31 Sunday, June 22, 2008 2:33 AM
Left Salzburg airport at 27°C and sunny, arrived Manchester 17°C and rainy... bleh!
Had a few Zipfers, but the bar where I go is Stiegel. A bit too fizzy for me, but then it isn't real beer...
This is the view from the front of the hotel...

Reply #33 Sunday, June 22, 2008 7:23 AM
Says he's already back home...
Reply #36 Sunday, June 22, 2008 10:46 AM
Reply #37 Sunday, June 22, 2008 11:54 AM
What??? You're back in England??? So you weren't really deported/had the door locked behind you, after all??
Damned rumour mongers!
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Reply #21 Thursday, June 19, 2008 11:40 AM
Sunny and hot today - same due again tomorrow. Though tomorrow I wont be in Austria, I'll be in the Czech Republic...
Why not Switzerland? I probably wouldn't be able to keep my hands off Aufisch, so it' safer here
Australia? Why TF would any sane person want to go there? It's the only place on Earth where you can go 3000 miles without finding a single toilet...
India - far too hot and I can't stand curry (despite the fact it appears to be the UK's national dish...). Delhi belly is not for me