today i finally baked the perfect cheesecake!!!
Thursday, May 29, 2008 by Vampothika | Discussion: Community
and i even took a piccy of it! (ive been trying for about two years to get it right......finally got it right, on the top it has sour cherries (my supermarket fianlly has them) and it also has a layer of sour cherries in the middle.......wow yum!!!
Ill try and save a piece for my mother......shes coming over tomorrow....
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starkers
Reply #23 Saturday, May 31, 2008 11:43 AM
Reply #23 Saturday, May 31, 2008 11:43 AM
Ok, the Jury is back in... would the defendant please rise!
Foreman of the jury, have you reach a decision in the matter of the Commonwealth against kittymalone, case 9980799, and if so, how do you find?
Your Honour, we the jury find the defendant guilty on all charges and recommend she serve a life sentence.
A life sentence? Don't you think that's a bit harsh?
No your Honour, the punishment should fit the crime!
In that case, kittymalone, you have been found guilty of posting fattening (but delicious) recipes on the internet, thus coaxing an already overweight person to over-indulge in a gorgeous and most scrumptious dessert, and I sentence you to life on the Wincustomize forums to deliver more of the same... sweet and succulent dessert recipes fit for a king.
Foreman of the jury, have you reach a decision in the matter of the Commonwealth against kittymalone, case 9980799, and if so, how do you find?
Your Honour, we the jury find the defendant guilty on all charges and recommend she serve a life sentence.
A life sentence? Don't you think that's a bit harsh?
No your Honour, the punishment should fit the crime!
In that case, kittymalone, you have been found guilty of posting fattening (but delicious) recipes on the internet, thus coaxing an already overweight person to over-indulge in a gorgeous and most scrumptious dessert, and I sentence you to life on the Wincustomize forums to deliver more of the same... sweet and succulent dessert recipes fit for a king.
starkers
Reply #24 Saturday, May 31, 2008 12:02 PM
Reply #24 Saturday, May 31, 2008 12:02 PM
Oh, and here's photographic evidence that helped convict you....
The court apologises for the delay in presenting this evidence to you... but I took a while in the darkroom getting it out of the digicam.
The court apologises for the delay in presenting this evidence to you... but I took a while in the darkroom getting it out of the digicam.
Wizard1956
Reply #25 Saturday, May 31, 2008 2:22 PM
Reply #25 Saturday, May 31, 2008 2:22 PM
If I had Windows7, I could at least feel how good it was.I need an aroma card for this PC!......uh,I take that back,I forgot about the goose poo.
starkers
Reply #26 Saturday, May 31, 2008 3:45 PM
Not t' menshun tha coding pigeon sh!t... and giant tarantula turds.
Reply #26 Saturday, May 31, 2008 3:45 PM
I forgot about the goose poo.
Not t' menshun tha coding pigeon sh!t... and giant tarantula turds.
starkers
Reply #27 Sunday, June 1, 2008 1:29 AM
Reply #27 Sunday, June 1, 2008 1:29 AM
Yup, I can see we'll have to trundle down the road for more ingredients... somebody snuck out during the night and polished off the last slice. 
hehe
hehe
Vampothika
Reply #28 Sunday, June 1, 2008 4:55 AM
Reply #28 Sunday, June 1, 2008 4:55 AM
thats gorgeous......mine lasted two days.......no visitors came.....fiance dosent like sweets.....Hummm just me and cups of tea...went down well........
next time though, i wont use choccy biccies, too decadant, next time ill just stick to plain ones.
next time though, i wont use choccy biccies, too decadant, next time ill just stick to plain ones.
starkers
Reply #30 Sunday, June 1, 2008 7:25 AM
Ours would've if it hadn't been for 'Mr Nobody' sneaking out in the middle of the night...
Oh well, it lasted pretty well between 3 of us... mrs starkers & I, plus Mr Nobody as well.
We used butternut cookies for ours... worked well.
Reply #30 Sunday, June 1, 2008 7:25 AM
.mine lasted two days..
Ours would've if it hadn't been for 'Mr Nobody' sneaking out in the middle of the night...
Oh well, it lasted pretty well between 3 of us... mrs starkers & I, plus Mr Nobody as well.
i wont use choccy biccies, too decadant,
We used butternut cookies for ours... worked well.
zakai1369
Reply #31 Sunday, June 1, 2008 7:48 AM
Lol thats exactly why I stopped buying cheesecakes. Live alone and you just can't let any of it go to waste.
Reply #31 Sunday, June 1, 2008 7:48 AM
.mine lasted two days.......no visitors came...
Lol thats exactly why I stopped buying cheesecakes. Live alone and you just can't let any of it go to waste.
starkers
Reply #32 Sunday, June 1, 2008 11:02 AM
Living alone should not mean a life of deprivation... going without cos there's nobody to share with is NOT recommended or acceptable. Monks and nuns do it all the time - often surviving on basic diets of bread and water, sleeping on rock hard beds with potato sacks for pillows and beating themselves up for having wicked thoughts/lusting after luxuries - and that's why they often become quite eccentric... potty even.
Nah, if I were you. I'd be off to the supermarket and getting me some... and if I were you, rather than waste any, I'd send any leftovers to me.
Reply #32 Sunday, June 1, 2008 11:02 AM
Lol thats exactly why I stopped buying cheesecakes. Live alone and you just can't let any of it go to waste.
Living alone should not mean a life of deprivation... going without cos there's nobody to share with is NOT recommended or acceptable. Monks and nuns do it all the time - often surviving on basic diets of bread and water, sleeping on rock hard beds with potato sacks for pillows and beating themselves up for having wicked thoughts/lusting after luxuries - and that's why they often become quite eccentric... potty even.
Nah, if I were you. I'd be off to the supermarket and getting me some... and if I were you, rather than waste any, I'd send any leftovers to me.
zakai1369
Reply #33 Sunday, June 1, 2008 4:21 PM starkers
I don't completely go without. I just wait until I feel like going out to eat somewhere that has good cheesecake
Reply #33 Sunday, June 1, 2008 4:21 PM
starkers I don't completely go without. I just wait until I feel like going out to eat somewhere that has good cheesecake
starkers
Reply #34 Monday, June 2, 2008 2:14 AM
I'm pleased to hear it... don't want yer getting all eccentric like, and go around beating yerself with a birch branch every time ya had a naughty/lustful thought.
And I'd still send me the doggy bags if there's any leftovers... don't care wot Fuzzy says.
Reply #34 Monday, June 2, 2008 2:14 AM
I don't completely go without.
I'm pleased to hear it... don't want yer getting all eccentric like, and go around beating yerself with a birch branch every time ya had a naughty/lustful thought.
I just wait until I feel like going out to eat somewhere that has good cheesecake
And I'd still send me the doggy bags if there's any leftovers... don't care wot Fuzzy says.
Fuzzy Logic
Reply #35 Monday, June 2, 2008 2:37 AM
Reply #35 Monday, June 2, 2008 2:37 AM
Hey fatso, they can show a movie on your backside...
Vampothika
Reply #37 Tuesday, June 3, 2008 12:15 AM
Reply #37 Tuesday, June 3, 2008 12:15 AM
FUZZEH!! stop those nasty lil comments!..... no bangers and mash tonight otherwise........
starkers
Reply #38 Tuesday, June 3, 2008 1:49 AM
Yup, they sure can!!! In fact, I'd welcome it if they're gonna show a newly released blockbuster in HD with Dolbly digital surround sound... and provide the mirrors so's I don't strain m' neck watching it.
Actually, doesn't necessarily have to be in HB, either... there'd be more than enough blemishes on me arse t' ruin that effect.
***hehe...one of my school teachers said I'd end up with a "backside like leather". ***
Reply #38 Tuesday, June 3, 2008 1:49 AM
Hey fatso, they can show a movie on your backside...
Yup, they sure can!!! In fact, I'd welcome it if they're gonna show a newly released blockbuster in HD with Dolbly digital surround sound... and provide the mirrors so's I don't strain m' neck watching it.
Actually, doesn't necessarily have to be in HB, either... there'd be more than enough blemishes on me arse t' ruin that effect.
***hehe...one of my school teachers said I'd end up with a "backside like leather".
***
starkers
Reply #40 Tuesday, June 3, 2008 6:39 AM
Oh shoot.... and there I was hoping for an full-on I-Max production.
Reply #40 Tuesday, June 3, 2008 6:39 AM
We're talking letterbox here...
Oh shoot.... and there I was hoping for an full-on I-Max production.
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Reply #21 Saturday, May 31, 2008 2:28 AM
Be careful what you wish for... a couple of those conditions/requirements could result in a whole world of trouble/pain/grief.
For example, with the perfect woman who doesn't speak English... if you don't understand what she's asking for/complaining about and don't respond accordingly, the nymphomaniac part becomes moot/irrelevant/not for you, etc.
As for the nymphomaniac bit, well they break most (all) blokes! It's like wot Mickey said to Rocky: "Women weaken knees, Rock, women weaken knees!!!".... and once yer knees are gone....
Now back to the cheesecake... mrs starkers is down at the supermarket picking up the ingredients so we can have it for dessert this evening... will report back with the low-down later.