Insuring against Loss
Saturday, May 17, 2008 by Nielsen69 | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
They decide how much coverage the client should receive, how
much they should pay for it, or whether to even accept the risk and insure them.
mike b1954
Reply #2 Saturday, May 17, 2008 1:07 PM
Reply #2 Saturday, May 17, 2008 1:07 PM
Φαίνεται όλα τα ελληνικά σε με, Jafo!! 
Looks greek to me ... heh !
Looks greek to me ... heh !
Fuzzy Logic
Reply #3 Saturday, May 17, 2008 1:51 PM
Reply #3 Saturday, May 17, 2008 1:51 PM
Life is full of mysteries - consider this one of them...
Snowman
Reply #4 Saturday, May 17, 2008 1:56 PM
Reply #4 Saturday, May 17, 2008 1:56 PM
Looks like a failed attempt at spamming some insurance company
voidcore
Reply #6 Saturday, May 17, 2008 5:34 PM
Reply #6 Saturday, May 17, 2008 5:34 PM
wow this is some hard to come by indider info! thx...... or?
waxplay3r
Reply #7 Saturday, May 17, 2008 6:33 PM
Reply #7 Saturday, May 17, 2008 6:33 PM
On another note...I tried miller Chill for the first time today and it's not that bad. I won't buy it again but it's not that bad...............
messiah1
Reply #8 Saturday, May 17, 2008 8:55 PM
Reply #8 Saturday, May 17, 2008 8:55 PM
What's that!?! Broccoli?! I won't eat it! AAAAHHHH!!
starkers
Reply #11 Saturday, May 17, 2008 10:18 PM
Reply #11 Saturday, May 17, 2008 10:18 PM
I lost interest entirely... damned insurance company wouldn't insure against that...
.... and like the movie/pop stars who insure body parts for huge sums, I tried to insure my pecker for 5 mill
... but OPA (Oz Pensioners Assurance) refused cover, saying it don't work anymore, anyhow. 
.... and like the movie/pop stars who insure body parts for huge sums, I tried to insure my pecker for 5 mill
... but OPA (Oz Pensioners Assurance) refused cover, saying it don't work anymore, anyhow. 
mike b1954
Reply #12 Saturday, May 17, 2008 10:50 PM
ROFL @ starkers !!!
Reply #12 Saturday, May 17, 2008 10:50 PM
I tried to insure my pecker for 5 mill ... but OPA (Oz Pensioners Assurance) refused cover, saying it don't work anymore, anyhow.
ROFL @ starkers !!!
starkers
Reply #13 Sunday, May 18, 2008 12:05 AM
Yeah... I also went to Social Security to see if I could get unemployment benefits for it, but being a typical gov't dep't, they said I would have to prove it was out of work before payment could be approved.
Damned bureaucratic red tape... they say I gotta get a 'separation certificate' from its previous employer.
Reply #13 Sunday, May 18, 2008 12:05 AM
ROFL @ starkers !!!
Yeah... I also went to Social Security to see if I could get unemployment benefits for it, but being a typical gov't dep't, they said I would have to prove it was out of work before payment could be approved.
Damned bureaucratic red tape... they say I gotta get a 'separation certificate' from its previous employer.
messiah1
Reply #14 Sunday, May 18, 2008 12:15 AM
If you ask her nice, maybe she'll separate it for you.
Reply #14 Sunday, May 18, 2008 12:15 AM
'separation certificate' from its previous employer.
If you ask her nice, maybe she'll separate it for you.
starkers
Reply #15 Sunday, May 18, 2008 10:04 AM
Nah...don't want it separated!! Wouldn't get him unemployment benefits that way...
But there again - if I asked her real nice like - maybe she'd put on the separation certificate that he was fired for not working very well at all (retired as dysfunctional) and I could see if it qualifies for a disability pension.
Reply #15 Sunday, May 18, 2008 10:04 AM
If you ask her nice, maybe she'll separate it for you.
Nah...don't want it separated!! Wouldn't get him unemployment benefits that way...
But there again - if I asked her real nice like - maybe she'd put on the separation certificate that he was fired for not working very well at all (retired as dysfunctional) and I could see if it qualifies for a disability pension.
starkers
Reply #16 Monday, May 19, 2008 5:11 AM
Reply #16 Monday, May 19, 2008 5:11 AM
NOT FAIR!!! Typical bureaucratic dirty tactics!!!
Yup, in its bid to deny payment, Social Security sent out this provocatively dressed young woman - showing lots of cleavage and making rather suggestive movements/facial expressions - and soon thereafter, pecker's application for a disability pension was blown right out of the water.
Apparently one has to have a 95% disability to qualify for payment... so when she asked: "Didn't your mother ever tell you it was rude to point???", I knew pecker wouldn't be getting any disability pension or associated benefits/concessions.
I protested/argued on pecker's behalf, that it was just an involuntary nervous tic (plus citing medical evidence of arthritis, lumbago, sciatica, persistent indigestion and manic depression after missing out on a relationship with Angelina Jolie) but she was completely unmoved... citing section 4; paragraph 2; part C; sub-section 4a of the Social Security ACT, which says: "Where there's life there's hope, and where there's hope there's life; Social Security does not pay applicants if they have ANY hope at all."
Damn... knew I shoulda got that 5 mill cover back when were still lads.
Yup, in its bid to deny payment, Social Security sent out this provocatively dressed young woman - showing lots of cleavage and making rather suggestive movements/facial expressions - and soon thereafter, pecker's application for a disability pension was blown right out of the water.
Apparently one has to have a 95% disability to qualify for payment... so when she asked: "Didn't your mother ever tell you it was rude to point???", I knew pecker wouldn't be getting any disability pension or associated benefits/concessions.
I protested/argued on pecker's behalf, that it was just an involuntary nervous tic (plus citing medical evidence of arthritis, lumbago, sciatica, persistent indigestion and manic depression after missing out on a relationship with Angelina Jolie) but she was completely unmoved... citing section 4; paragraph 2; part C; sub-section 4a of the Social Security ACT, which says: "Where there's life there's hope, and where there's hope there's life; Social Security does not pay applicants if they have ANY hope at all."
Damn... knew I shoulda got that 5 mill cover back when were still lads.
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Reply #1 Saturday, May 17, 2008 9:14 AM