Funny Love And Marriage
jokes and quotes
Friday, May 16, 2008 by superman | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
Well, truly i dont know what is love....neither marriage ..........but look what they say.........
"It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't." Spike Milligan
"When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her." Sacha Guitry.
"There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that." Steve Martin.
"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife." Groucho Marx
"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher." Socrates.
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." Henry Youngman.
"Mom & Pop were just a couple of kids when they got married. He was eighteen, she was sixteen and I was three." Billie Holiday.
"Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them." Ogden Nash.
"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close knit family in another city." George Burns.
"A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing." Duane Dewel.
"The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much." Colin Chapman.
"In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker." Woody Allen
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't." Patrick Murray.
"The appropriate age for marriage is around eighteen for girls and thirty-seven for men." Aristotle.
Now its your turn
"It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't." Spike Milligan
"When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her." Sacha Guitry.
"There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that." Steve Martin.
"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife." Groucho Marx
"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher." Socrates.
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." Henry Youngman.
"Mom & Pop were just a couple of kids when they got married. He was eighteen, she was sixteen and I was three." Billie Holiday.
"Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them." Ogden Nash.
"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close knit family in another city." George Burns.
"A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing." Duane Dewel.
"The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much." Colin Chapman.
"In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker." Woody Allen
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't." Patrick Murray.
"The appropriate age for marriage is around eighteen for girls and thirty-seven for men." Aristotle.
Now its your turn
superman
Reply #6 Wednesday, May 28, 2008 10:23 PM
Reply #6 Wednesday, May 28, 2008 10:23 PM
I had typed just 101 earlier. Benefit is that i ll say anyone & he wont even realise hehehe
teddybearcholla
Reply #7 Wednesday, May 28, 2008 10:46 PM
Thank you for the smiles!!!
Reply #7 Wednesday, May 28, 2008 10:46 PM
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." Henry Youngman.
Thank you for the smiles!!!
superman
Reply #8 Wednesday, May 28, 2008 10:56 PM
Reply #8 Wednesday, May 28, 2008 10:56 PM
U gave me a smile töö as u liked it. Thanks for that...
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Reply #1 Friday, May 16, 2008 11:17 AM
Before Marriage:-
He: yes! at last it was so hard to wait
she:do you want me to leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He:of course! over and over!
She:have you ever cheated on me?
He:No!why are you even asking?
She:will you go on with me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will you hit me ?
He:are you crazy?I’m not that kind of person!
She:can I trust you?
He:yes..
She: Darling!
After marriage…
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