True Friendship
I could only think of 1 :(
Wednesday, April 23, 2008 by Wizard1956 | Discussion: Community
I needed cheering up, and then I got this in my e-mail today. I feel better now . TrueFriendship:
1. When you are sad -- I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on mountain dew.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well
Again. I don't want whatever the heck you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy rear-end.
9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end...
'Why?' you may ask; 'because you are my friend'.
Friendship is like peeing your pants,
everyone can see it,
But only you can feel the true warmth..
Send this to 10 of your closest friends,
Then get depressed because you can only think of 4.
Reply #3 Wednesday, April 23, 2008 6:27 PM
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Reply #8 Thursday, March 11, 2010 7:36 PM
No, Jafo. He just got it. 
jk, Jim. Necrothredia malignis terminans is treated most effectively by posting comments formulated in MS Word.
Word. 
Reply #10 Thursday, March 11, 2010 8:01 PM
Need to print this one, missed it the first time around. 
Reply #11 Friday, March 12, 2010 12:41 AM
Funny stuff here
2 years later....
Slow reader?....
No, just that I'm such a true friend, I missed it the first time, and, like a true friend, noticing my friend Wiz didn't get many replies, I thought I'd revive it for him....second chances and all......
Reply #12 Friday, March 12, 2010 3:49 AM
No, just that I'm such a true friend, I missed it the first time,
Bulldust! Truth is... you only just got it. 
Hey Wiz.... in future, don't type so fast.... RND takes a while ter catch up. 
* No offense...I'm just in one of those moods.*
Reply #13 Friday, March 12, 2010 9:54 AM
Quoting Jafo,
reply 7
Funny stuff here
2 years later....
Slow reader?....
No, just that I'm such a true friend, I missed it the first time, and, like a true friend, noticing my friend Wiz didn't get many replies, I thought I'd revive it for him....second chances and all......
Good answer.
Reply #15 Friday, March 12, 2010 2:20 PM
Horsefeathers! It just took Jim that long to figure out I was talking about him.
Good point starkers! Maybe I should cut my typing speed in 1/2 by only using 1 finger.
Reply #16 Friday, March 12, 2010 7:59 PM
Damn speed demon typer.
Reply #17 Friday, March 12, 2010 10:40 PM
Here we say Bullshit! lol
Same here... but two years down the track... well it's gonna tun to dust, ain't it!
Good point starkers! Maybe I should cut my typing speed in 1/2 by only using 1 finger.
That's all I ever use...'cept to hit the shift key. Seriously... just find it easier that way.
Reply #18 Saturday, March 13, 2010 2:09 AM
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Reply #1 Wednesday, April 23, 2008 5:48 PM