Confuscious , He says .......
Chinese Philosophy Explained ...
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 by mike b1954 | Discussion: Community
Confucius , He Says...
"Man who lose key to girlfriend's apartment get no new key"
"Man who fart in church must sit in own pew"
"Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok"
"Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly"
"Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone"
"Man who stand in front of car get tired."
"Man who stand behind car get exhausted."
"Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day"
"Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ."
"Man who buy many prunes get good run for money"
"Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk" 
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"Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth"
"War doesn't determine who is right. War determines who is left."
"Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse"
"It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it"
"Man who drive like hell bound to get there"
"Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs" ">
"Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time" "> ( sorry !! hehhe ! )
"Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam"
"Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night"
"Man who stand on toilet is high on pot"
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Reply #5 Thursday, April 17, 2008 1:02 AM
Confuscious says......
"Secretary who gets screwed on desk.....likely become fixture......"......
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Reply #1 Wednesday, April 16, 2008 10:51 PM