I am (blank) of Borg.....
The Borg game
Tuesday, February 12, 2008 by 2of3 | Discussion: Community
Time to play the Borg game!
I'll Start:
I am Excedrin of Borg...... when you have an implant THIS big!
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Reply #962 Tuesday, March 31, 2009 1:54 AM
I am Rock Hard, Playgirl pinup of Borg... OK, who's the smart ass who stapled my assimilator to my leg? 
I am WWE Referee of Borg... no Mr Roberts, you may not use your 'snake' to assimilate your opponent. 
Reply #963 Monday, April 6, 2009 11:33 PM
I am Stardock of Borg... no, we won't be building computers for customers, but we make excellent implants to pretty up their desktops some.
Reply #964 Wednesday, April 8, 2009 9:00 PM
I am Scissorhands of Borg. How the hell am I suppose to pee now?
Reply #965 Wednesday, April 8, 2009 9:39 PM
I am Spreadsheet of Borg, call me Locutus 1-2-3.
I am Murphy of Borg. Anything that can be assimilated will be.
Reply #966 Wednesday, April 8, 2009 10:45 PM
I am Steve Jobs of Borg... anything I can't assimilate will be patented
I am Bill Gates of Borg... Steve, I bet you won't try to assimilate or patent my broken 'Windows'.
I am Steve Jobs of Borg... you stole all your ideas from Apple anyhow, so why would I assimilate?
Reply #967 Thursday, April 9, 2009 7:00 PM
I am Depressed of Borg.....assimilation bums me out.
I am Procrastinator of Borg....I'll get around to assimilation someday.
I am Bipolar of Borg....both of us have been assimilated.
I am Paranoid of Borg....I just know someone is out to assimilate me.
Reply #968 Thursday, April 9, 2009 7:30 PM
I was multiple personality of Borg... But we're ok now.
Reply #969 Thursday, April 9, 2009 7:40 PM
I am Hamlet of Borg; To be assimilated or not to be assimilated, - that is the question.
Whether 'tis nobler in the collective to suffer
the slings and arrows of an outraged Federation
or by assimilating end them?
Reply #970 Thursday, April 9, 2009 8:03 PM
I am Old-Timer of Borg......when I was your age we had to assimilate uphill-both ways!
Reply #971 Friday, April 10, 2009 12:52 AM
I am Geriatric of Borg... when I was younger I'd assimilate twice daily... but these days I'm pushing to get myself and Willy up for the Hand Jive.
I am Rhett Butler of Borg... quite fankly, m'dear, I don't give a damn if we assimilate or not.
I am Scarlett of Borg... Damn it, Rhett, you've been off implanting with those darned Yankees agin, haven't ya!
Reply #972 Sunday, April 12, 2009 4:19 AM
I am Woody Harrelson of Borg... what, you mean that papparazzo wasn't a zombie coming to assimilate what little brain I have.
Reply #973 Sunday, April 12, 2009 9:46 AM
I am Easter Bunny of Borg.....my assimilation tastes like chocolate.
Reply #974 Sunday, April 12, 2009 10:17 AM
I'm Bruce Springsteen .... Borg in the USA.
I am Peter Fonda .... Borg To Be Wild.
Reply #976 Sunday, April 12, 2009 1:31 PM
I am filthy Lecher of Borg... I'd rather lick chocolate off a Playboy Bunny than the Easter Bunny anyday.
Reply #977 Monday, April 13, 2009 1:18 PM
Reply #978 Monday, April 13, 2009 1:45 PM
I am Hugh Hefner of Borg... I've had a few bunnies melt in my hands, but I think that was cos of my money rather than my looks.
Reply #979 Tuesday, April 14, 2009 6:52 PM
I am Mr Methane of Borg... I have been farting on command for so long now, my undies have assimilated permanent skid marks.
Reply #980 Saturday, May 2, 2009 2:31 AM
I am Big Bird of Borg... because it's swine flu, Miss Piggy's popularity has taken a nose-dive, so glad it's not avian flu this year
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Reply #961 Tuesday, March 31, 2009 12:53 AM
I am "Stone Cold" Steve Austin of Borg....if ya think Stone Cold should assimilate all of this, gimme a HELL YEAH!
I am Hulk Hogan of Borg....what'cha gonna do, collective, when the 24-inch pythons assimilate you?"
The Rock of Borg says.....IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU ASSIMILATE!!
Ric Flair of Borg says, "To be the Man, you gotta assimilate THE MAN!"
And, finally,
"I'm Mr. T of Borg, and I PITY THE FOOL that tries to assimilate me!!"