I am (blank) of Borg.....
The Borg game
Tuesday, February 12, 2008 by 2of3 | Discussion: Community
Time to play the Borg game!
I'll Start:
I am Excedrin of Borg...... when you have an implant THIS big!
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Reply #943 Saturday, March 28, 2009 7:33 PM
I am On Sale by Borg... Not assimilated but on sale, rubber boots to keep shorts out of your electric circuit. Only 2 left! 
Reply #944 Sunday, March 29, 2009 12:22 AM
I am Shocked of Borg... ouch, ouch, ouch, do you have anything, ouch, to keep electrical circuits out of my shorts? 
Reply #945 Sunday, March 29, 2009 12:34 AM
I am nOOb of Borg......could I get some help with my assimilations?
Reply #946 Sunday, March 29, 2009 12:43 AM
I am Instructor (retired) of Borg.... in my old age I don't assimilate anymore, but I could draw some rough pictures of what I do remember.
Reply #947 Sunday, March 29, 2009 12:56 AM
I am Training Manager of Borg. Please don't forget to complete the assimilation evaluation form.
Reply #948 Sunday, March 29, 2009 1:31 AM
I am New Inductee of Borg... where it asks 'SEX' on the evaluation form, is it OK if I answer 'Yes Please'
Reply #949 Sunday, March 29, 2009 10:46 AM
I am Receptionist of Borg..."Yes, I've never heard of that gender before, but who am I to judge"? as she pops her bubble gum which gets stuck in her implants,again.
Reply #950 Sunday, March 29, 2009 11:07 AM
I am Judge of Borg.........you've been assimilating without a license. You'll get 2of5 years for that.
Reply #951 Sunday, March 29, 2009 11:09 AM
I am Janitor of Borg... do you need any help with getting that gum off your 'implants'??? 
Reply #952 Sunday, March 29, 2009 12:04 PM
I am Receptionist of Borg...No thanks Mr.Janitor,my daddy bought me these elogent rubber boots/gum remover. Easy assimilation.
Only 2 more left.
Reply #953 Sunday, March 29, 2009 12:30 PM
Only 2 more left?
I am Customer of Borg... I'll purchase those! Then I suppose you'll need help un-assimilating that gum. 
Reply #954 Sunday, March 29, 2009 12:42 PM
I am Darth Vader of Borg. You will be assimilated. It is your desssssstiny.
I am Nixon of Borg. We are not assimilating you at this time. Trust me.
Reply #955 Sunday, March 29, 2009 1:13 PM
I am Attorney General of Borg... Mr Nixon, you have been impeached and your presidency will be assimilated by someone without a preoccupation with gates, dams or other water related topics... we need a President with an interest in OIL.
Reply #956 Sunday, March 29, 2009 1:34 PM
I am Out House of Borg...I swear if I see one more ass imilation.... 
Reply #957 Monday, March 30, 2009 12:15 AM
I am Sarah Palin of Borg... meanwhile, back in Alaska, I am preparing my next assault on the US Presidency... if I can find a running mate who can afford my expensive taste in wardrobe
Reply #958 Monday, March 30, 2009 8:31 PM
I am Director of Physical Exercise of Borg...Today we will try to assimilate 2 feet away
Reply #959 Monday, March 30, 2009 8:44 PM
I am Bill of Borg. Resistance is futile. You will drop your decent OS and install mine. Stability and freedom are irrelevant. Your life, as it has been, is over. From this time forward you will service, us.
Reply #960 Monday, March 30, 2009 11:36 PM
I am Playborg Bunny of Borg......my assimilation has staples in it.
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Reply #941 Saturday, March 28, 2009 2:56 PM
I am Gwanny of Borg... don't worry, Tweety, my pet, if that bad puddy tat bothers you anymore he will assimiwate this bwoomstick up his butt.