I am (blank) of Borg.....
The Borg game
Tuesday, February 12, 2008 by 2of3 | Discussion: Community
Time to play the Borg game!
I'll Start:
I am Excedrin of Borg...... when you have an implant THIS big!
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Reply #842 Tuesday, November 25, 2008 8:38 PM
I am do-it-yourself of Borg........some assimilation required,batteries not included.
Reply #843 Tuesday, November 25, 2008 9:17 PM
I am Whizzinator of Borg... the perfect implant for the modern Borg male who is too busy to take a whizz. Also, the Whizzinator is the perfect companion for the Borg guy who wants to impress the ladies (comes in XXXXL Sizes); is the perfect foil for the Borg who doesn't want his wife to find out he's been drinking or having an affair... but more importantly, the Whizzinator does not require Viagra, just activate built-in pump and you're in business. Batteries and power supply included.
Reply #844 Wednesday, November 26, 2008 11:47 AM
I am Christmas Present Assembler of Borg....where is that last screw for this #*@! thing.
Reply #845 Wednesday, November 26, 2008 11:59 AM
I am Quality Control of Borg... if that's an implant you're assembling, don't worry, it'll eventually find its own screw..
Reply #846 Wednesday, November 26, 2008 12:23 PM
I am Bill Clinton of Borg... now where would I get me one of those whizzinator implants... that would be the one I show Hillary that doesn't have the lipstick on. And no, the lipstick does NOT mean I've been seeing Sarah Palin!
Reply #847 Wednesday, November 26, 2008 11:07 PM
I am Wacko Jacko of Borg... I could use one of those Whizzinator implants to fool the court next time I'm up on kiddy tinkering charges.
Reply #848 Thursday, November 27, 2008 11:34 AM
I am Janet Jackson of Borg... hey Michael, now they've brought up my wardrobe malfunction thing before the courts again, do you think they might have a nipple equivelant of the whizzinator... er, like a milkinator to show it really wasn't my nipple on TV?
Reply #849 Thursday, November 27, 2008 11:44 AM
I'm starkers of Borg .... gimme me implant and starch it good! I be lookin' fer a BOB (Bailed Out Banker).
Reply #850 Thursday, November 27, 2008 12:00 PM
I am High Court Justice of Borg.... Ms Jackson, would you please approach the bench! Now Ms Jackson, to ascertain as to whether or not it was indeed you nipple broadcast to millions of viewers on the night of the 2004 Super Bowl, I want you to show the Court... er, that means me, your nipple. 
Reply #851 Monday, December 1, 2008 12:53 AM
I am santa of Borg... due to assimilating several pounds since last year, there will be no chimney present drops this year, so if ya want a chimney drop, come get 'em and do it yourself. Also, this year i will be saying har har har because some politically correct ho has ruled the traditional ho ho ho to be offensive.
Reply #852 Monday, December 1, 2008 5:13 AM
I am Mary Christmas of Borg... santa is a fat bastard because he eats Xmas pudding all year and won't get off his butt to exercise.
Reply #853 Monday, December 1, 2008 2:27 PM
I am Home Owner of Borg and who is going to clean all of this reindeer crap off of my roof.
Reply #855 Monday, December 1, 2008 5:52 PM
I am mobile home owner of Borg....I don't have no stinkin' chimney.
Reply #857 Tuesday, December 2, 2008 1:04 PM
That's alright, he wasn't coming to you down the chimney anyhow... in your case he was gonna burst through the floor and scare the tinsel out of ya.
I am Rudolph of Borg... and no, I didn't always have this very shiny red nose... until Santa assimilated himself a new favourite reindeer, it was a brown nose.
Reply #858 Saturday, December 6, 2008 2:09 PM
I am Two Cents Worth of Borg... went down with my pay check to buy groceries at the store and this is all I came back with. 
Reply #859 Saturday, December 13, 2008 12:15 AM
I am Glad Tidings of Borg... and I wish you all a Merry Christmas. 
Reply #860 Saturday, December 13, 2008 12:27 PM
I am Worker of Borg and the fat guy in the red suite won't let us unionize. Probably getting bailout money...prick.
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Reply #841 Tuesday, November 25, 2008 7:55 PM
I am Laundry Man of Borg and they should have used the mangler.