I am (blank) of Borg.....
The Borg game
Tuesday, February 12, 2008 by 2of3 | Discussion: Community
Time to play the Borg game!
I'll Start:
I am Excedrin of Borg...... when you have an implant THIS big!
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Reply #822 Sunday, November 9, 2008 2:41 PM
I am Phlebotomist of Borg.....Oh bloody hell with these implants.
Reply #823 Monday, November 10, 2008 1:39 AM
I am 40 y/o Virgin of Borg... my implant will have passed its use by date if I don't get laid soon.
I am Sperm Donor of Borg... and I'm a 45 y/o one, but I get paid for doing what you repeatedly find yourself doing for free.
I am Artificial Inseminator of Borg... artificially, well that's what I tell the ladies before I ask them to bend over.
I am Infertile Of Borg.... hmmmm, I didn't know that orgasms were assimilated into the cost of the Fertility Program.
I am Direct Debit of Borg.... you have not been charged for this assimilation.
Reply #824 Monday, November 10, 2008 2:07 PM
I am Pablo Picasso of Borg and I love our cubist ship.
Reply #825 Tuesday, November 11, 2008 3:55 PM
I am Dell of Borg and I outsourced your TechSupport!
I am Dell TechSupport of Borg and you can't understand a thing I say!
I am Corporation of Borg and I just 'outsourced' your job!
I am Bailout Money of Borg and you'll never find out who I'm going to...but it ain't you,
Reply #828 Wednesday, November 12, 2008 8:54 PM
I am CEO of Fannie Mae of Borg... and I'd like to extend my thanks to the Federal Government for the bailout package, cos I was stumped as to where we would find the money for our next round of totally selfish bonuses.
Reply #829 Wednesday, November 12, 2008 9:47 PM
I am Dana White of Borg, Do you want to be in the fuckin' Collective?
I am Wanderlei Silva of Borg. I want to Assimilate Chuck!
I am Dr McCoy of Borg , I'm an assimilator not a doctor ( anymore )
Reply #830 Thursday, November 13, 2008 6:25 PM
I am Bjorn Borg and I am assimilating this trophy into my face.
Reply #831 Thursday, November 13, 2008 10:03 PM
I am John McEnroe of Borg... and that umpire will assimilate my racket if he calls that one 'out'.
Reply #832 Thursday, November 13, 2008 10:23 PM
I am Venus Williams of Borg and i have just assimilated my sister Serena of Borg 
Reply #833 Thursday, November 13, 2008 10:42 PM
I am Andre Agassi of Borg and I'm outta this racket.
Reply #834 Tuesday, November 18, 2008 9:49 AM
I am GWB of Borg.... bugger, it seems my assimilation of Iraq will come to and end in 2011... the Iraqi Government has signed an agreement with some US traitors who are doing it just to get in Barack Obama's good books.
Reply #835 Thursday, November 20, 2008 12:15 PM
I am Obama of Borg and now I have to assimilate this mess left for me.
Reply #836 Thursday, November 20, 2008 12:55 PM
I am Big3 of Borg, bail me out!
I'm Doc of Borg, Dammit Jim...I'm a Doctor not an implant!
Reply #837 Thursday, November 20, 2008 10:05 PM
I'll elaborate....
I am Big3 of Borg.... after awarding ourselves fat bonuses, we have assimilated the 93 billion already sent, please send another 93 billion as Xmas fast approaches and we want to buy our families a little something to show we care.
Reply #838 Friday, November 21, 2008 10:57 PM
I am Mr Sulu of Borg... dammit Doc, I need a new implant now that I've married my gay lover.
Reply #839 Sunday, November 23, 2008 3:54 PM
I am Obsolete of Borg and they have no spare parts for my implants.
Reply #840 Sunday, November 23, 2008 10:47 PM
I am Flaccid of Borg... seems they forgot the starch in my implant.
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Reply #821 Sunday, November 9, 2008 2:38 PM
Watch how you scratch yer eye, mate!
Talk about ass-imilation! Yoiks!
<=== That's what it'll look like!