Get yourself Gizoogled !!

Be an Internet Gangsta !!

Wednesday, December 12, 2007 by mike b1954 | Discussion: Community

There are words and phrases that manipulate their way into the collective language of coolness -- making them so uncool.

"You da man!" is one such phrase. A few years ago, it had 50-year-old guys in office slacks pointing finger guns.

 And who can forget "Wassup?!"

After this story, we can add all things "izzle."

Fo shizzle. Fo realizzle.

Because now, for the Internet gangsta inside us all, there is Gizoogle.

Reader be warned: This isn't a family-friendly Web site.

Gizoogle is the illegitimate, thugged-out cousin of Google that translates its search results into Snoop Dogg slang, or izzle-speak, a sort of nuevo pig Latin. Enter "Vice President Dick Cheney" in the search field and it turns up "Vizzy President Dizzle Cheney." Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice is "Condoleezza Rizzle." It then supplies the same information on the subjects as Google does -- except it's izzle-filled and obscenity laden.

..Just copy and paste a webpage or some text into it ... and prepare to be Gizoogled !!

~ ~ Have fun !!

 

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messiah1
Reply #1 Wednesday, December 12, 2007 10:01 PM
Where do people find the time to create this drizzle...I mean dribble.
2of3
Reply #2 Wednesday, December 12, 2007 10:17 PM
messiah1
Reply #3 Wednesday, December 12, 2007 10:20 PM
  
mike b1954
Reply #4 Wednesday, December 12, 2007 10:23 PM
2 of 3 .. thats hilarious !!
2of3
Reply #5 Wednesday, December 12, 2007 10:31 PM
Even Jizzo.... eh Jafo writes funny!

Zubaz. hmmm can't tell the difference!
Bichur
Reply #6 Wednesday, December 12, 2007 11:41 PM
sViz
Reply #7 Thursday, December 13, 2007 12:02 AM
      

Our are hilarious:

(Masta Apprentice) sVizziz
(Siznir)Bichur
(Playa) vStyla

But Kitty's wuz tha mos' gansta:

(Playa Apprentice) kittymalone
K-I-Double-Tizzy
(Wanna Be Gangsta Apprentice) kittymalone


Holla to tha Queen, yo!       
bilbo1930
Reply #8 Thursday, December 13, 2007 12:20 AM
thanks mike!
mike b1954
Reply #9 Thursday, December 13, 2007 10:39 AM

But Kitty's wuz tha mos' gansta:

(Playa Apprentice) kittymalone
K-I-Double-Tizzy
(Wanna Be Gangsta Apprentice) kittymalone

Holla to tha Queen, yo!       


   No Shizzle !!     
DjiRate
Reply #10 Thursday, December 13, 2007 10:52 AM
that is some funny stuff people...im laughin my a$$ off
    ...though i'll never use it it is funny especialy that page 2 of 3 put in the link....roflmfao
ZubaZ
Reply #11 Thursday, December 13, 2007 10:52 AM
Stardock's product page: link
DjiRate
Reply #12 Thursday, December 13, 2007 10:56 AM
OMG...lol...Stardock's Homepage is crazy too that is definatly hilarious stuff you guys....AWESOME im showin everyone!
mike b1954
Reply #13 Thursday, December 13, 2007 11:04 AM
SoundPackaga
Drug Deala hatin' tha auditory sense ta tha suite of ObjectDesktop . I'll slap tha taste out yo mouf. Usa can now choose from Sound Packages ta enhance they Windows desktop experience so jus' chill. Just as brotha may choose ta add a personalized ring tizzle ta they phone, they can now do tha same fo` they Windows desktop sounds now m .. ... lemme here ya say hoe.
Point tha Learn mizzle tha ta Cracka home page.

Unbelievable! ! ..
2of3
Reply #14 Thursday, December 13, 2007 11:19 AM
WindowBlinds
Customize tha look n feel of Windows XP wit WindowBlinds and yo momma. It's a Windows utility tizzle enables baller ta personalize nearly every aspect of tha Windows graphical user interface so bow down to the bow wow. Part of Object Desktop.
2of3
Reply #15 Thursday, December 13, 2007 11:28 AM
mike b1954
Reply #16 Thursday, December 13, 2007 12:09 PM
This year, tha fizzay of `bout 78 million baby gangsta turns 60, weed-smokin' two of mah dad's favorite people: me n President Clinton ~ so i can get mah pimp on.!

Good Grief !!
.
Bichur
Reply #17 Thursday, December 13, 2007 9:11 PM
The Constitizzle of tha United States of America

We tha thugz of tha United States, in playa ta fizzle a more perfect union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquilizzles provide fo` tha common defense, promote tha general welfare, n secure tha bless'n of liberty ta ourselves n our posterizzles do ordain n establish this Constitizzles fo` tha United States of America , betta check yo self.
TOMPCpl
Reply #18 Wednesday, January 2, 2008 1:55 PM
Awesome! It's so funny!
mike b1954
Reply #19 Wednesday, March 19, 2008 8:45 PM
I thought I would have another few laughs ...

Wincustomizzizzle Front Page !!
Bichur
Reply #20 Wednesday, March 19, 2008 9:28 PM

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