Talk and Win (WC Charity Drive)
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Tuesday, November 6, 2007 by BX | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
Hi fellows,
As you know that we are going through A WC Subscription/Chairity Drive). To help a noble cause and return a bit to the community I love, I have decided to put a little contest thingie. Just post what-ever you want (Provided not against ethics/WC Policy) and the 100th poster will get a shiny new WC Subscription or An extension if you are a current subscriber.
SO here we go .... !!!!!
(If somone wants to upsize the package ----- doors are open)
Edit: Modified topic so everyone would know what the thread was about - Zoomba
| Post # | Donated By | Won By | |
| 100 | BX | ilsabav92 | * |
| 200 | Fuzzy Logic | BookChick | * |
| 300 | Anon | NautilusIT | * |
| 400 | Anon | HAPTORK | * |
| 500 | Anon | killajosh | * |
| 600 | Anon | Cheated, cycled to 1000 | |
| 700 | ----- | ----- | |
| 800 | ----- | ----- | |
| 900 | NightTrain | Bobbyhundreds | |
| 1000 | Anon | Carguy1 | * |
| 1100 | Lantec | sAARGe | * |
| 1200 | Anon | Uma11 | * |
| 1300 | Jason Carver | ||
| 1400 | webby85 | ||
| 1500 | Quentin94 | 2of3 | * |
* - Subscription added to account.
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iBookChick
Reply #143 Tuesday, November 6, 2007 7:13 PM
Reply #143 Tuesday, November 6, 2007 7:13 PM
Toc Toc!
Qui est là?
Sheila.
Sheila qui?
Sheila lutte finale... .
Qui est là?
Sheila.
Sheila qui?
Sheila lutte finale... .
HG_Eliminator
Reply #145 Tuesday, November 6, 2007 7:30 PM
Reply #145 Tuesday, November 6, 2007 7:30 PM
life is like a box of chocolates... take a bite out of it and if its crappy, toss it aside and try again..
Shenaynay
Reply #146 Tuesday, November 6, 2007 7:32 PM
When I die, on my headstone, I want it to say..."Here lies the shell, the nut passed away!"
Reply #146 Tuesday, November 6, 2007 7:32 PM
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep .... not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
When I die, on my headstone, I want it to say..."Here lies the shell, the nut passed away!"
iBookChick
Reply #147 Tuesday, November 6, 2007 7:35 PM
Reply #147 Tuesday, November 6, 2007 7:35 PM
A teacher is using the "scientific method" to teach the class about evolution...
TEACHER: Tommy do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.
TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.
TEACHER: Did you see God?
TOMMY: No.
TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't there. He doesn't exist.
A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions. The teacher agreed and the little girl questioned the boy.
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yessssss (getting tired of the questions this time).
LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?
TOMMY: Yessssss.
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher?
TOMMY: Yes
LITTLE GIRL: Do you see the teacher's mind?
TOMMY: No.
LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today in school, she must not have one!
TEACHER: Tommy do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.
TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.
TEACHER: Did you see God?
TOMMY: No.
TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't there. He doesn't exist.
A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions. The teacher agreed and the little girl questioned the boy.
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yessssss (getting tired of the questions this time).
LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?
TOMMY: Yessssss.
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher?
TOMMY: Yes
LITTLE GIRL: Do you see the teacher's mind?
TOMMY: No.
LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today in school, she must not have one!
bobbyhundreds
Reply #148 Tuesday, November 6, 2007 7:40 PM
I want mine to say "see I told you I was ill".
Reply #148 Tuesday, November 6, 2007 7:40 PM
When I die, on my headstone, I want it to say..."Here lies the shell, the nut passed away!"
I want mine to say "see I told you I was ill".
Shenaynay
Reply #149 Tuesday, November 6, 2007 7:40 PM
That was good!! I'm still smilin'!
Reply #149 Tuesday, November 6, 2007 7:40 PM
Then according to what we were taught today in school, she must not have one!
That was good!! I'm still smilin'!
Shenaynay
Reply #150 Tuesday, November 6, 2007 7:40 PM
Reply #150 Tuesday, November 6, 2007 7:40 PM
I want mine to say "see I told you I was ill".
bobbyhundreds
Reply #151 Tuesday, November 6, 2007 7:47 PM
Reply #151 Tuesday, November 6, 2007 7:47 PM
Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?
HG_Eliminator
Reply #152 Tuesday, November 6, 2007 7:54 PM
Reply #152 Tuesday, November 6, 2007 7:54 PM
after dark short for after night fall,after dark settled in. etc..
iBookChick
Reply #153 Tuesday, November 6, 2007 7:55 PM
Reply #153 Tuesday, November 6, 2007 7:55 PM
You've no need to light a night-light
On a light night like tonight,
For a night-light's light's a slight light,
And tonight's a night that's light.
When a night's light, like tonight's light,
It is really not quite right
To light night-lights with their slight lights
On a light night like tonight.
On a light night like tonight,
For a night-light's light's a slight light,
And tonight's a night that's light.
When a night's light, like tonight's light,
It is really not quite right
To light night-lights with their slight lights
On a light night like tonight.
iBookChick
Reply #155 Tuesday, November 6, 2007 8:11 PM
Reply #155 Tuesday, November 6, 2007 8:11 PM
Dear God,
So far today,
I've done all right.
I haven't gossiped.
I haven't lost my temper.
I haven't been greedy, grumpy,
nasty, selfish or overindulgent.
I'm very thankful for that.
But in a few minutes, God,
I'm going to get out of bed;
and from then on, I'm probably
going to need a lot more help.
Amen
So far today,
I've done all right.
I haven't gossiped.
I haven't lost my temper.
I haven't been greedy, grumpy,
nasty, selfish or overindulgent.
I'm very thankful for that.
But in a few minutes, God,
I'm going to get out of bed;
and from then on, I'm probably
going to need a lot more help.
Amen
iNautilus
Reply #156 Tuesday, November 6, 2007 8:15 PM
Reply #156 Tuesday, November 6, 2007 8:15 PM
The Less You Know, The More You Make
"Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business Executives and Sales People."
This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:
1. Knowledge is Power.
2. Time is Money.
As every engineer knows:
Power = Work / Time
Since:
Knowledge = Power
Time = Money
It follows that:
Knowledge = Work/Money.
Solving for Money, we get:
Money = Work / Knowledge.
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.
Conclusion:
The less you know,the more you make.
"Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business Executives and Sales People."
This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:
1. Knowledge is Power.
2. Time is Money.
As every engineer knows:
Power = Work / Time
Since:
Knowledge = Power
Time = Money
It follows that:
Knowledge = Work/Money.
Solving for Money, we get:
Money = Work / Knowledge.
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.
Conclusion:
The less you know,the more you make.
PoSmedley
Reply #157 Tuesday, November 6, 2007 8:19 PM
Reply #157 Tuesday, November 6, 2007 8:19 PM
51 bottles of beer on the wall, 51 bottles of beer...
sydneysiders
Reply #159 Tuesday, November 6, 2007 8:20 PM
Reply #159 Tuesday, November 6, 2007 8:20 PM
It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
- Steven Wright
- Steven Wright
sydneysiders
Reply #160 Tuesday, November 6, 2007 8:21 PM
Reply #160 Tuesday, November 6, 2007 8:21 PM
I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards.
I got a full house and four people died.
-- Steven Wright
I got a full house and four people died.
-- Steven Wright
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Reply #141 Tuesday, November 6, 2007 7:09 PM