LOL Telemarketers Nightmare
It's just that easy!
Friday, November 2, 2007 by Z71 | Discussion: Community
Ahhhhh yes,finally a solution for that annoying telemarketer! Have you ever wondered how to get off their call list or better yet scare the B-jesus out of them…..well you won’t want to miss this, turn up the volume and laugh your a.. off.
Telemarketers Nightmare
Telemarketers Nightmare
ArkAngelsWings
Reply #2 Friday, November 2, 2007 2:27 PM
Reply #2 Friday, November 2, 2007 2:27 PM
Thank you so much for posting this! I needed that good laugh today. It was priceless!
I have thought about telling some of them that the person they were calling to speak with had been entered into the Witness Protection Program and I am sure the FBI would be getting in touch with them shortly as all calls to this number were traced. But something told me if I did that, the real FBI would show up on my front porch, so I have refrained. But thanks for the great laugh!!
I have thought about telling some of them that the person they were calling to speak with had been entered into the Witness Protection Program and I am sure the FBI would be getting in touch with them shortly as all calls to this number were traced. But something told me if I did that, the real FBI would show up on my front porch, so I have refrained. But thanks for the great laugh!!
starkers
Reply #3 Friday, November 2, 2007 9:43 PM
Reply #3 Friday, November 2, 2007 9:43 PM
We keep getting telemarketers asking for a Mrs Reynolds, and no matter how many times we've told them no such person is here and just hung up, the call kept coming with clockwork regularity....'til!
I very rarely answer the phone, but did a few weeks ago to hear this: "Hello, I would like to be speaking with Mrs Reynolds, please."
"Ah, so you're the bastard who killed my mother with harassing calls until she had a stress related stroke and died.....eh, hold on a moment!"
Without covering the mouthpiece, I have a conversation with an (imaginary) ASIO (Australian Securities & Intelligence Office) agent: "Jim, can you hear this? It's him, get on to our friends at Interpol the CIA and FBI to find where this sucker is, and his crummy organisation."
Guess what? He hung up before I could finish "sucker" We still get the occasional telemarketer who's based here in Oz (mostly trying to raise money for charity) but we've not had a single call from any of those pesky Indian ones since.
I very rarely answer the phone, but did a few weeks ago to hear this: "Hello, I would like to be speaking with Mrs Reynolds, please."
"Ah, so you're the bastard who killed my mother with harassing calls until she had a stress related stroke and died.....eh, hold on a moment!"
Without covering the mouthpiece, I have a conversation with an (imaginary) ASIO (Australian Securities & Intelligence Office) agent: "Jim, can you hear this? It's him, get on to our friends at Interpol the CIA and FBI to find where this sucker is, and his crummy organisation."
Guess what? He hung up before I could finish "sucker" We still get the occasional telemarketer who's based here in Oz (mostly trying to raise money for charity) but we've not had a single call from any of those pesky Indian ones since.
starkers
Reply #6 Friday, November 2, 2007 11:18 PM
Posted this a while back...where I got the idea @ #3 from.
Reply #6 Friday, November 2, 2007 11:18 PM
...wow, he did that well.
Posted this a while back...where I got the idea @ #3 from.
killajosh
Reply #7 Friday, November 2, 2007 11:32 PM
Reply #7 Friday, November 2, 2007 11:32 PM
haahaa! serves him right! friggin telemarketers. funny Z71...funnyfunnyfunny!!! 
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Reply #1 Friday, November 2, 2007 12:53 PM