Top 5 Smartass answers 2007
Thursday, August 30, 2007 by BoXXi | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
SMART ASS ANSWER #5
It was mealtime during a flight on Continental Airlines.
"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked
John, seated in front.
"What are my choices?" John asked.
"Yes or no," she replied.
SMART ASS ANSWER #4
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure
gate to check tickets.
As a man approached, she extended her hand for the
ticket and he opened his
trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat,
she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."
SMART ASS ANSWER #3
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the
grocery store but she
couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any
bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
SMART ASS ANSWER #2
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was
stopped for speeding rolled
down his window. "I've been waiting for you all
day," the cop said.
The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the
kid on his way without a ticket.
SMART ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2007
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's
final exam. "Now class, I
won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here
tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal
injury, illness, or a death
in your immediate family, but that's it. No other
excuses whatsoever!"
A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his
hand and asked, "What
would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering
from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class is reduced to laughter and
snickering. When silence is
restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the
student, shakes her head and sweetly says, "Well, I
guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
It was mealtime during a flight on Continental Airlines.
"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked
John, seated in front.
"What are my choices?" John asked.
"Yes or no," she replied.
SMART ASS ANSWER #4
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure
gate to check tickets.
As a man approached, she extended her hand for the
ticket and he opened his
trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat,
she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."
SMART ASS ANSWER #3
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the
grocery store but she
couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any
bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
SMART ASS ANSWER #2
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was
stopped for speeding rolled
down his window. "I've been waiting for you all
day," the cop said.
The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the
kid on his way without a ticket.
SMART ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2007
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's
final exam. "Now class, I
won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here
tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal
injury, illness, or a death
in your immediate family, but that's it. No other
excuses whatsoever!"
A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his
hand and asked, "What
would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering
from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class is reduced to laughter and
snickering. When silence is
restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the
student, shakes her head and sweetly says, "Well, I
guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
Huang Choi
Reply #12 Monday, December 31, 2007 12:25 PM
Thats the best one thanks BoXXi yes here we are already in 2008! Enjoy the rest of 2007
Reply #12 Monday, December 31, 2007 12:25 PM
SMART ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2007
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's
final exam. "Now class, I
won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here
tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal
injury, illness, or a death
in your immediate family, but that's it. No other
excuses whatsoever!"
A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his
hand and asked, "What
would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering
from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class is reduced to laughter and
snickering. When silence is
restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the
student, shakes her head and sweetly says, "Well, I
guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's
final exam. "Now class, I
won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here
tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal
injury, illness, or a death
in your immediate family, but that's it. No other
excuses whatsoever!"
A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his
hand and asked, "What
would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering
from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class is reduced to laughter and
snickering. When silence is
restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the
student, shakes her head and sweetly says, "Well, I
guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
Thats the best one thanks BoXXi yes here we are already in 2008! Enjoy the rest of 2007
starkers
Reply #14 Monday, December 31, 2007 5:40 PM
Reply #14 Monday, December 31, 2007 5:40 PM
Cop pulls over a motorist going the wrong way down a one way street...
"Sir, did you realise this is a one way street?"
"Yes, officer, that's why I was only going one way"
"But sir, didn't you see the arrows?"
"Arrows?? No occifer... didn't see the Indians, neither.
"Sir, did you realise this is a one way street?"
"Yes, officer, that's why I was only going one way"
"But sir, didn't you see the arrows?"
"Arrows?? No occifer... didn't see the Indians, neither.
Bushman
Reply #16 Monday, December 31, 2007 5:56 PM
Reply #16 Monday, December 31, 2007 5:56 PM
#2 was the best HAHAHAHAH The last one was tight also Thanks for the chuckle. 
killajosh
Reply #17 Monday, December 31, 2007 6:36 PM
Reply #17 Monday, December 31, 2007 6:36 PM
Those are vv funny. Especially #s 2 and 1. Thanks for the laugh BoXXi, and have a great 2008!!!
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Reply #1 Thursday, August 30, 2007 9:08 AM
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the
grocery store but she
couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any
bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
VV funny.