Feedin' the sheep
Friday, August 10, 2007 by 2of3 | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
The doors open. They come streaming in, pushing and shoving each other (almost flattening the poor soul who was unlucky enough to unlock the door) There is a feeling of desperation in the air, one can almost smell it!
I look at the worming mass of bodies and want to run. This is not an option, however.... I've got a job to do. My plan is to try to herd them into groups so that I can deal with them in a civilized manner, but I soon realize that I'm powerless.
Plan B: Stand back, watch and wait. Let them struggle with each other. When they've calmed down, then I can get down to business!
Four hours later, I'm finally finished and have time to take a smoke and relax. I go through this every day and I can't really say why I'm surprised every time. It makes me wonder...... why did I become a waiter!
I look at the worming mass of bodies and want to run. This is not an option, however.... I've got a job to do. My plan is to try to herd them into groups so that I can deal with them in a civilized manner, but I soon realize that I'm powerless.
Plan B: Stand back, watch and wait. Let them struggle with each other. When they've calmed down, then I can get down to business!
Four hours later, I'm finally finished and have time to take a smoke and relax. I go through this every day and I can't really say why I'm surprised every time. It makes me wonder...... why did I become a waiter!
sydneysiders
Reply #7 Thursday, April 10, 2008 7:28 PM
Seen the movie Babe?......you need a sheeppig......
Reply #7 Thursday, April 10, 2008 7:28 PM
My plan is to try to herd them into groups so that I can deal with them in a civilized manner, but I soon realize that I'm powerless.
Seen the movie Babe?......you need a sheeppig......
starkers
Reply #8 Friday, April 11, 2008 5:17 AM
Cos it's preferable t' what happens to 'sheep' in NZ???
Reply #8 Friday, April 11, 2008 5:17 AM
It makes me wonder...... why did I become a waiter!
Cos it's preferable t' what happens to 'sheep' in NZ???
2of3
Reply #9 Friday, April 11, 2008 5:31 AM
LMAO 
Reply #9 Friday, April 11, 2008 5:31 AM
Cos it's preferable t' what happens to 'sheep' in NZ???
LMAO
starkers
Reply #11 Friday, April 11, 2008 9:22 PM
Sure is...cannibalistic even, that many ex girlfriends are consumed during the Sunday roast.
Reply #11 Friday, April 11, 2008 9:22 PM
yeah ...it's baaa-baric
Sure is...cannibalistic even, that many ex girlfriends are consumed during the Sunday roast.
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Reply #1 Friday, August 10, 2007 1:18 PM