Mass hysteria in WC !!!!.
ok now that i have your attention... Net edicate 101
Sunday, August 5, 2007 by HG_Eliminator | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
Due to the rash of odd/weird postings lately, let me be blunt....
#1. when posting a help request, be clear as to what you are asking. Most here failed mind reading 101 in college with the exceptions of Fuzzy and Jafo..
#2. when posting threads, please refrain from posting threads containing obvious drivel. example ( you press the Power button on the front of the PC case to start the PC up) how do you expect they got here if they couldn't figure that out? Vulcan mind meld? not to mention most members here are slightly beyond the delicate intricacies of copy and paste.
#3. Please, no veiled attempts at posting Spam under the guise of asking for help then answering your self with some product...I prefer my Spam cooked on bread with cheeze, not on my screen>>
#4. When replying to a post, try to remember not everybody speaks english and may be having problems conveying what they are trying to say...
#5. stay off the @#&@*&^& caps lock!!!!!!!!
thank you and have a nice day....
Feel free to add any other sugestions
#1. when posting a help request, be clear as to what you are asking. Most here failed mind reading 101 in college with the exceptions of Fuzzy and Jafo..
#2. when posting threads, please refrain from posting threads containing obvious drivel. example ( you press the Power button on the front of the PC case to start the PC up) how do you expect they got here if they couldn't figure that out? Vulcan mind meld? not to mention most members here are slightly beyond the delicate intricacies of copy and paste.
#3. Please, no veiled attempts at posting Spam under the guise of asking for help then answering your self with some product...I prefer my Spam cooked on bread with cheeze, not on my screen>>
#4. When replying to a post, try to remember not everybody speaks english and may be having problems conveying what they are trying to say...
#5. stay off the @#&@*&^& caps lock!!!!!!!!
thank you and have a nice day....
Feel free to add any other sugestions
 |
|
Page 2 of 2 | |
|
|---|
sleepydawg
Reply #22 Sunday, August 5, 2007 5:42 PM
We cant have both?
Reply #22 Sunday, August 5, 2007 5:42 PM
Chocolate coating or spanked : that's a tough one
We cant have both?
Lantec
Reply #23 Sunday, August 5, 2007 8:55 PM
Can't say I agree with that 100%
I still remember the guy who complained because his computer turned off whenever he chose "Shut Down"
Reply #23 Sunday, August 5, 2007 8:55 PM
#2. when posting threads, please refrain from posting threads containing obvious drivel. example ( you press the Power button on the front of the PC case to start the PC up)
Can't say I agree with that 100%
I still remember the guy who complained because his computer turned off whenever he chose "Shut Down"
Vampothika
Reply #24 Sunday, August 5, 2007 9:40 PM
Reply #24 Sunday, August 5, 2007 9:40 PM
20.if none of the rules make sense, refer back to rule #16 please. 
cplair
Reply #25 Sunday, August 5, 2007 10:35 PM
Ah yes, sweet memories!
Reply #25 Sunday, August 5, 2007 10:35 PM
#8. If you post a thread asking how to make your pirated version of Stardock apps work properly, expected to be flamed.
Ah yes, sweet memories!
mrs_starkers
Reply #26 Monday, August 6, 2007 6:16 AM
And or licked
Reply #26 Monday, August 6, 2007 6:16 AM
#17. any one actually wearing a chocolate coating around Fuzzy, may get bitten...
And or licked
NightTrainthedark
Reply #27 Monday, August 6, 2007 6:24 AM
Reply #27 Monday, August 6, 2007 6:24 AM
Can someone tell me how to install this theme?
Email me at....
Email me at....
bobbyhundreds
Reply #28 Monday, August 6, 2007 6:44 AM
Reply #28 Monday, August 6, 2007 6:44 AM
My favourites are (forgive me if not correct word for word):
1/ Help me please no windowblinds skins will install.
Do you have WindowBlinds installed?
No.
2/ Help me please no IconPackages will install.
Do you have IconPackager installed?
No.
Unbeleivable.
I'm surprised these folk are still alive at the end of every day.
So.....this breathing thing...what comes after breath out?
1/ Help me please no windowblinds skins will install.
Do you have WindowBlinds installed?
No.
2/ Help me please no IconPackages will install.
Do you have IconPackager installed?
No.
Unbeleivable.
I'm surprised these folk are still alive at the end of every day.
So.....this breathing thing...what comes after breath out?
Nimbin
Reply #29 Monday, August 6, 2007 8:49 AM
Reply #29 Monday, August 6, 2007 8:49 AM
my favourite was, hello i have just downloaded windowblinds from www.thepiratebay.com and for some reason its not working, can you please help me get it working 
Phoon
Reply #30 Monday, August 6, 2007 9:24 AM
Reply #30 Monday, August 6, 2007 9:24 AM
I have a Mac... and this piece of crap Icon package thing will not load any icons.
You Microsoft people are so stoopid you cant even make a program that will run. I don't know how you stay in business. I'm sticking with Ubunti Lunix!
You Microsoft people are so stoopid you cant even make a program that will run. I don't know how you stay in business. I'm sticking with Ubunti Lunix!
starkers
Reply #31 Monday, August 6, 2007 9:24 AM
Yep....and there's the: "Hi, I'm a newb here and would someone please explain how I ended up here....and where is the nearest toilet?"
And then there's the: "I'm a newbie and I decided if the first five minutes of getting here that all your software is crap and I don't like any of your themes."
Now it's this kind of poster who truly deserves to be pirated...big time....startin' wiv a tradishunal keel'aulin', a impromptu trapeze act frum tha yard arm...wivout a net, afore 'em aves ter walk tha plank inta shark infestid waaaters.
*****now, snookums...oh snookums....I'm wearing your favourite chocolate syrup again... oh snookums..... ******
Reply #31 Monday, August 6, 2007 9:24 AM
1/ Help me please no windowblinds skins will install.
Do you have WindowBlinds installed?
No.
Do you have WindowBlinds installed?
No.
Yep....and there's the: "Hi, I'm a newb here and would someone please explain how I ended up here....and where is the nearest toilet?"
my favourite was, hello i have just downloaded windowblinds from www.thepiratebay.com and for some reason its not working, can you please help me get it working
And then there's the: "I'm a newbie and I decided if the first five minutes of getting here that all your software is crap and I don't like any of your themes."
Now it's this kind of poster who truly deserves to be pirated...big time....startin' wiv a tradishunal keel'aulin', a impromptu trapeze act frum tha yard arm...wivout a net, afore 'em aves ter walk tha plank inta shark infestid waaaters.
*****now, snookums...oh snookums....I'm wearing your favourite chocolate syrup again... oh snookums.....
******
bobbyhundreds
Reply #32 Monday, August 6, 2007 10:43 AM
hahaha staggeringly unbelievable.Some people have more front than Sainsbury's.
Reply #32 Monday, August 6, 2007 10:43 AM
my favourite was, hello i have just downloaded windowblinds from www.thepiratebay.com and for some reason its not working, can you please help me get it working
hahaha staggeringly unbelievable.Some people have more front than Sainsbury's.
Uvah
Reply #33 Monday, August 6, 2007 12:01 PM
Reply #33 Monday, August 6, 2007 12:01 PM
I staggered and I still don't believe it hehe. What's a Sainsbury? lol
bobbyhundreds
Reply #34 Monday, August 6, 2007 12:59 PM
It's a huge grocery superstore chain here in the UK,so has a lot of frontage.
Reply #34 Monday, August 6, 2007 12:59 PM
What's a Sainsbury?
It's a huge grocery superstore chain here in the UK,so has a lot of frontage.
starkers
Reply #35 Tuesday, August 7, 2007 5:46 AM
More than Tesco?? Worked for Tesco in 1968....was my first job after leaving school.
Reply #35 Tuesday, August 7, 2007 5:46 AM
It's a huge grocery superstore chain here in the UK,so has a lot of frontage
More than Tesco?? Worked for Tesco in 1968....was my first job after leaving school.
bobbyhundreds
Reply #36 Tuesday, August 7, 2007 6:40 AM
No,Tesco is much bigger,in fact it's huge,there's one on almost every other street corner here now.
Hey just out of interest did you move to Australia from here (uk) or were you born there.I only ask because quite a few of my relatives were £10 poms in the early seventies and all still live over there.I still moan at my dad occasionally on this subject as we stayed in the chilly north east of England while my Aunties and Uncles moved to the sunshine.....sooo jealous.
Reply #36 Tuesday, August 7, 2007 6:40 AM
More than Tesco??
No,Tesco is much bigger,in fact it's huge,there's one on almost every other street corner here now.
Hey just out of interest did you move to Australia from here (uk) or were you born there.I only ask because quite a few of my relatives were £10 poms in the early seventies and all still live over there.I still moan at my dad occasionally on this subject as we stayed in the chilly north east of England while my Aunties and Uncles moved to the sunshine.....sooo jealous.
ArileenDesign
Reply #37 Tuesday, August 7, 2007 7:19 AM
Reply #37 Tuesday, August 7, 2007 7:19 AM
never seen there (or maybe yes....) but one of my prefer:
P1: "how i do that?"
P2: "Right Click on the items..."
P1: "what's a click?"
P2: "On your mouse
"
P1: "I haven't mouse i have cats"
P2: "...."
From one day of my wife working on Microsoft hotline/helpdesk
P1: "how i do that?"
P2: "Right Click on the items..."
P1: "what's a click?"
P2: "On your mouse
"P1: "I haven't mouse i have cats"
P2: "...."
From one day of my wife working on Microsoft hotline/helpdesk
2of3
Reply #38 Tuesday, August 7, 2007 7:55 AM
And or licked
how about a fuzzy chocolate coating?
Reply #38 Tuesday, August 7, 2007 7:55 AM
#17. any one actually wearing a chocolate coating around Fuzzy, may get bitten...
And or licked
how about a fuzzy chocolate coating?
starkers
Reply #39 Tuesday, August 7, 2007 11:02 AM
I moved here with my brother, sister, mother and father in 1969....arrived at our destination port of Brisbane on Christmas Eve that year. Was supposed to have been 4 weeks earlier but the ship broke down twice along the way. Oh well, every Christmas since has been great.
As for leaving the Old dart behind, well it wasn't my plan and I wasn't too fussed on the idea at the time, but one we got under way I'd forgotten all the reasons not to come.... and now that I've been here 37 years, I call Australia home and doubt I'd consider ever living in England again, not while the majority of my family is here...with my kids & grandkids being born here.
Reply #39 Tuesday, August 7, 2007 11:02 AM
Hey just out of interest did you move to Australia from here (uk)
I moved here with my brother, sister, mother and father in 1969....arrived at our destination port of Brisbane on Christmas Eve that year. Was supposed to have been 4 weeks earlier but the ship broke down twice along the way. Oh well, every Christmas since has been great.
As for leaving the Old dart behind, well it wasn't my plan and I wasn't too fussed on the idea at the time, but one we got under way I'd forgotten all the reasons not to come.... and now that I've been here 37 years, I call Australia home and doubt I'd consider ever living in England again, not while the majority of my family is here...with my kids & grandkids being born here.
Please login to comment and/or vote for this skin.
Welcome Guest! Please take the time to register with us.
There are many great features available to you once you register, including:
- Richer content, access to many features that are disabled for guests like commenting on the forums and downloading skins.
- Access to a great community, with a massive database of many, many areas of interest.
- Access to contests & subscription offers like exclusive emails.
- It's simple, and FREE!
|
|
Page 2 of 2 | |
|
|---|
Reply #21 Sunday, August 5, 2007 5:21 PM
Chocolate coating or spanked : that's a tough one
Yeah, that's a real doozie....oh the dilemma, chockie or a spanking....um, I think I'll eat the chockie and then get a real good spanking for not leaving any for anyone else.
*****Oh how I love it, going across teacher's knee...sheer heaven*****