Nudity on WinCustomize!
Wednesday, August 1, 2007 by Ingui | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
OK,
I opened SDC and and wanted to install the WB6 update/beta. SDC needed to uninstall WB5 first. I clicked OK, and when that operation was complete I was prompted to reboot. That seemed to make sense.
But once my PC had restarted and windows was loaded, I was exposed to a naked WindowsXP. Full desktop nudity. I am outraged.
What if it had been one of my children viewing the bare taskbar glistening (well, a bare taskbar doesnt quite glisten...) on my LCD. Seedy start menu jiggling ( it didn't actually jiggle, but it wanted to )under my cursor. My sensibilities were truly offended by this titillating ( ok, it wasnt exactly titillating )..
Nonetheless, none of us should have to be exposed to this sort of skinless filth. It is fortunate that a new version of WB was readily available for installation so I was able to clean up my PC, but the memory of the shock and horror is hard to shake.
I opened SDC and and wanted to install the WB6 update/beta. SDC needed to uninstall WB5 first. I clicked OK, and when that operation was complete I was prompted to reboot. That seemed to make sense.
But once my PC had restarted and windows was loaded, I was exposed to a naked WindowsXP. Full desktop nudity. I am outraged.
What if it had been one of my children viewing the bare taskbar glistening (well, a bare taskbar doesnt quite glisten...) on my LCD. Seedy start menu jiggling ( it didn't actually jiggle, but it wanted to )under my cursor. My sensibilities were truly offended by this titillating ( ok, it wasnt exactly titillating )..
Nonetheless, none of us should have to be exposed to this sort of skinless filth. It is fortunate that a new version of WB was readily available for installation so I was able to clean up my PC, but the memory of the shock and horror is hard to shake.
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DigitalCHET
Reply #3 Wednesday, August 1, 2007 8:56 PM
Reply #3 Wednesday, August 1, 2007 8:56 PM
I can vouch for the veracity of Ingui's statement.
I must confess however that i was strangely aroused. I know, i know.... shameful.
Feeling my face redden and fearing falling further from grace, I quickly proceed to complete the installation and "clothe" my windows once again.
Once that was complete it was all ok. Luckily, no-one walked past my PC while this "windows strip-tease" was taking place. *phew*
Thang God it's all back to normal now. Like Ingui, I hope I never have to face that again.
I must confess however that i was strangely aroused. I know, i know.... shameful.
Feeling my face redden and fearing falling further from grace, I quickly proceed to complete the installation and "clothe" my windows once again.
Once that was complete it was all ok. Luckily, no-one walked past my PC while this "windows strip-tease" was taking place. *phew*
Thang God it's all back to normal now. Like Ingui, I hope I never have to face that again.
WebGizmos
Reply #5 Wednesday, August 1, 2007 9:01 PM
Reply #5 Wednesday, August 1, 2007 9:01 PM
What is this world coming too!? Naked windows is just unacceptable! 
Vampothika
Reply #9 Wednesday, August 1, 2007 9:31 PM
Reply #9 Wednesday, August 1, 2007 9:31 PM
im still tryin to locate the nipples.......... 
starkers
Reply #10 Wednesday, August 1, 2007 10:27 PM
Reply #10 Wednesday, August 1, 2007 10:27 PM
Yeah, the missus hasn't let me live it down since....happened to me once, and you'd swear I'd been on the Playboy site. The looks of horror I was given, like it was all my fault ....geez, I still can't help feeling guilty...fearful to turn my puter, just in case it happens again while she happens to be looking.
****c'mon starkers, get a grip on yourself....oops, er, people might think you actually like naked Windows****
Nipples? There were nipples? Sheeesh, the missus hit the off button before I could determine whether I was looking at the front or the back.
****c'mon starkers, get a grip on yourself....oops, er, people might think you actually like naked Windows****
im still tryin to locate the nipples....
Nipples? There were nipples? Sheeesh, the missus hit the off button before I could determine whether I was looking at the front or the back.
nyteinc
Reply #11 Wednesday, August 1, 2007 10:41 PM
Reply #11 Wednesday, August 1, 2007 10:41 PM
This is so not the thread I was expecting to see when I clicked on the link... 
Ingui
Reply #12 Wednesday, August 1, 2007 10:44 PM
Reply #12 Wednesday, August 1, 2007 10:44 PM
This is so not the thread I was expecting to see when I clicked on the link...
eieio
Reply #13 Wednesday, August 1, 2007 11:04 PM
Reply #13 Wednesday, August 1, 2007 11:04 PM
I don't know what to say ... it ...ahh ..I'd rather not talk about it! Can we pretend this didn't happen?
Aleatoric
Reply #14 Wednesday, August 1, 2007 11:27 PM
Reply #14 Wednesday, August 1, 2007 11:27 PM
It frightened my cats. They'll never forgive me now 
Erk.
Reply #15 Thursday, August 2, 2007 12:02 AM
Reply #15 Thursday, August 2, 2007 12:02 AM
"clothe"
....you thound great with a lithp, Chet.... 
starkers
Reply #16 Thursday, August 2, 2007 12:16 AM
Actually, I'm rather glad it wasn't....nudity could be a bit of a shock to the system after being....um, 'protected' from it for so long by the missus.
Reply #16 Thursday, August 2, 2007 12:16 AM
This is so not the thread I was expecting to see when I clicked on the link...
Actually, I'm rather glad it wasn't....nudity could be a bit of a shock to the system after being....um, 'protected' from it for so long by the missus.
DigitalCHET
Reply #17 Thursday, August 2, 2007 12:44 AM
Reply #17 Thursday, August 2, 2007 12:44 AM
Errr... Oi, Erk... i meant "clothe" as in "dress". Thuck on that.
Thuck on that.
Zoomba
Reply #20 Thursday, August 2, 2007 8:09 AM
Reply #20 Thursday, August 2, 2007 8:09 AM
Congrats Ingui... you nearly gave me a heart attack when I saw the title of this thread
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Reply #1 Wednesday, August 1, 2007 8:41 PM
I can verify! I went running through the house screaming MY EYES! MY EYES! until my wife gave me a good smack. Said I should grow up.........she don't understand.........