OMG! I need serious help. URGENT!!!
Diet? For Valen's sake...
Monday, May 7, 2007 by Fuzzy Logic | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
This is a nightmare. I'm on a diet and I haven't had any chocolate for a week, A WHOLE WEEK! I'm nearly crawling up the wall. What should I do?
Help me Obi-wan Kenobi, you're my only hope...
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PurrBall
Reply #23 Monday, May 7, 2007 3:50 PM
I ate chocolate today, so stay away from me.
Reply #23 Monday, May 7, 2007 3:50 PM
Cat's have more proteins!
I ate chocolate today, so stay away from me.
vStyler
Reply #24 Monday, May 7, 2007 3:59 PM
That must be the PG version of the Cat-in-Mic gif. Waited 80 seconds at least for the gif ending explosion..that never came.
Reply #24 Monday, May 7, 2007 3:59 PM
I ate chocolate today, so stay away from me.
That must be the PG version of the Cat-in-Mic gif. Waited 80 seconds at least for the gif ending explosion..that never came.
PoSmedley
Reply #25 Monday, May 7, 2007 4:11 PM
Are you kidding? With all the animal lovers on this site? Best I could do for you would be an exploding bag of dung.
Reply #25 Monday, May 7, 2007 4:11 PM
Waited 80 seconds at least for the gif ending explosion..that never came
Are you kidding? With all the animal lovers on this site? Best I could do for you would be an exploding bag of dung.
BigDogBigFeet
Reply #26 Monday, May 7, 2007 8:10 PM
Reply #26 Monday, May 7, 2007 8:10 PM
OMG! I need serious help. URGENT!!!
Well Fuzzy since you put it like this, I'll give it to you as straight as I can. First of all, you remember when you were a teenager and you told mom and dad uh-uh not me I don't do that. And finally, when all your denials wouldn't work anymore because your parents busted you so many times even you realised you weren't believable, you either gave up and played it straight or, you said I'm gonna do it if I want to. Well basically that's the same problem we all face. So.... either pack your desk drawers at work with chocolate and fake it with the one and only (and get busted eventually), tempt her into giving in and have some forbidden fruits (chocolate) with you (mmm where have I heard that before), suck it up and tough it out, or admit to her your spineless, weak and only human. By the way, if it helps any, I'm munching on a genuine Alpine Swiss chocolate bar with hazel nuts. Hmmm is it ever good. Later.
seldomseen
Reply #27 Monday, May 7, 2007 9:17 PM
Reply #27 Monday, May 7, 2007 9:17 PM
Two kinds of Toblerone. Dark. And Milk. Swiss. Little pieces. Snap off one at a time. Got two pckgs. of each right here. Hmmm...maybe I should freeze 'em. Hershey's syrup and whipping cream in the espresso. Home-made chocolate pudding. C. pie w/wh. crm. on top. Fudge. Decadent, rich fudge. Ben & Jerry's New York Super Chunk... ...nah...can't quit just yet... 
aufisch
Reply #28 Tuesday, May 8, 2007 12:01 AM
Reply #28 Tuesday, May 8, 2007 12:01 AM
In order to use the themes, you will have to install WindowBlinds first.....
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Sorry, couldn't help it with this thread title. I naturally assumed you were a 12 year old, absolutely 100% desperate because he/she wasn't able to apply a skin.
Chocolate? You don't need chocolate! Chocolate tastes horrible, it is bitter. Cadburrys is just plain evil, really oily tasting with a hint of old cardboard to follow.......
.... not like the smooth, creamy Swiss-Chocolate, with its rich cocoa taste....mmmmmmhhhh.
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Sorry, couldn't help it with this thread title. I naturally assumed you were a 12 year old, absolutely 100% desperate because he/she wasn't able to apply a skin. Chocolate? You don't need chocolate! Chocolate tastes horrible, it is bitter. Cadburrys is just plain evil, really oily tasting with a hint of old cardboard to follow.......
.... not like the smooth, creamy Swiss-Chocolate, with its rich cocoa taste....mmmmmmhhhh.
starkers
Reply #29 Tuesday, May 8, 2007 12:02 AM
Reply #29 Tuesday, May 8, 2007 12:02 AM
Another idea, covertly bake a 500gram bar of Cadbury's into one of those low fat, low joule cake mixes Weight Watchers put out ....then you can impress her with your resolve to diet while eating your cake & having your chockie too. 
ArileenDesign
Reply #30 Tuesday, May 8, 2007 4:24 AM
Reply #30 Tuesday, May 8, 2007 4:24 AM
a thought Fuzzy if you want stop eating chocolate don't read this tread anymore 
Fuzzy Logic
Reply #31 Tuesday, May 8, 2007 7:36 AM
Reply #31 Tuesday, May 8, 2007 7:36 AM
Ha! Doesn't matter what you all say, the effort is worth it. This morning I was 1lb under 14st. That's the first time in the last six years. Seven years ago, just before I became ill and was at my fittest (serious mountain biker), I was 11st. It would be nice to get back into my 28" waist Levis
So, the drop in weight and the way a certain lady thinks of me is incentive enough 
AzDude
Reply #34 Tuesday, May 8, 2007 8:52 AM
... not to worry man , I got's yer back , I'll eat 'em all !!!
Reply #34 Tuesday, May 8, 2007 8:52 AM
... not to worry man , I got's yer back , I'll eat 'em all !!!
vStyler
Reply #36 Tuesday, May 8, 2007 9:24 AM
Seriously though Fuzzy, I'm on a bit of a weight loss thing now too.. keep up the effort!
Reply #36 Tuesday, May 8, 2007 9:24 AM
Wouldn't that be redundant?
Seriously though Fuzzy, I'm on a bit of a weight loss thing now too.. keep up the effort!
starone
Reply #37 Tuesday, May 8, 2007 9:54 AM
Reply #37 Tuesday, May 8, 2007 9:54 AM
A dddddiiieett! OMG! I can't even say the word. Try diet chocolate. If that won't work start extracting some ingredients. Or better yet add your own. But hey, haven't you heard the good news yet - dark chocolate is suppose to be healthy. Oh my what a delimma - to chocolate or not to chocolate, that is the question (I believe that was a tidbit of the past - he must have had to make that decision to.) I seriously feel your withdrawals. Just hide all the wrappers, avoid pictures on the internet, and get rid of all your hidden stash.
ArileenDesign
Reply #38 Tuesday, May 8, 2007 10:03 AM
Reply #38 Tuesday, May 8, 2007 10:03 AM
Fuzzy my thought for you a diet is hard. I have lost 20 kilograms since one year so i know...
starkers
Reply #39 Tuesday, May 8, 2007 12:38 PM
Good on you, Fuzzy, and all the best with it...if you're feeling good about yourself, then that's all that really matters, cos the rest will fall into place in due course.
Reply #39 Tuesday, May 8, 2007 12:38 PM
So, the drop in weight and the way a certain lady thinks of me is incentive enough
Good on you, Fuzzy, and all the best with it...if you're feeling good about yourself, then that's all that really matters, cos the rest will fall into place in due course.
sydneysiders
Reply #40 Tuesday, May 8, 2007 12:43 PM
Reply #40 Tuesday, May 8, 2007 12:43 PM
for starters..........WWW Link
thank God......someone with tastebuds.....
if you must.......
if you want to keep this craziness up... ......something that can get you over the cravings is Atkins Caramel Nut Chew.....about the only diet choc I've tasted that passes for normal.....tastes alot like a Snickers.........look in health food shops although they are now starting to stock the range in supermarkets here...WWW Link
more in the range to try.....WWW Link
good luck........give us a weekly update on your losses.....that'll help...
Cadburrys is just plain evil, really oily tasting with a hint of old cardboard to follow.......
thank God......someone with tastebuds.....
Cat's have more proteins!
if you must.......
if you want to keep this craziness up...
......something that can get you over the cravings is Atkins Caramel Nut Chew.....about the only diet choc I've tasted that passes for normal.....tastes alot like a Snickers.........look in health food shops although they are now starting to stock the range in supermarkets here...WWW Linkmore in the range to try.....WWW Link
good luck........give us a weekly update on your losses.....that'll help...
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Reply #21 Monday, May 7, 2007 2:46 PM