Phone Call From Daddy
Monday, April 9, 2007 by starkers | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
((((RING, RING....RING, RING))))
***Pick Up***
"Hello?
"Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?"
"No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank"
After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't
got an Uncle Frank"
"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs with Mommy, right now"
***Brief pause****
"Uh, okay then, ...this is what I want you to do. Put the
phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom
door, and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the
driveway"
"Okay Daddy, just a minute"
A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone
"I did it Daddy"
"And what happened honey?" he asked
"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no
clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the
rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at
all!"
"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Frank?"
"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was
all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the
swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the
water last week to clean it, he hit the bottom of the pool and I
think he's dead"
***Long Pause***
***Longer Pause***
Then Daddy thinks...Swimming pool???????
.......... "Is this 555-7039??????"
"No"
(((((Beep,beep, beep, beep..............))))))
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Reply #1 Monday, April 9, 2007 5:26 AM