0 to 200 in Under 6 Seconds
Sunday, April 8, 2007 by starkers | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work.
When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found brand new set of bathroom scales.
Ed has been missing since.......
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work.
When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found brand new set of bathroom scales.
Ed has been missing since.......
starkers
Reply #2 Sunday, April 8, 2007 5:35 PM
Not quite as dramatic as the eleventh minute of the eleventh hour of the eleventh month, but I don't mind second prize.
Reply #2 Sunday, April 8, 2007 5:35 PM
but I spy something really funny on your post time.
Not quite as dramatic as the eleventh minute of the eleventh hour of the eleventh month, but I don't mind second prize.
MySecret
Reply #7 Monday, April 9, 2007 5:25 PM 
Thanks for sharing all the jokes Starkers 
It's My Secret
Reply #7 Monday, April 9, 2007 5:25 PM
Thanks for sharing all the jokes Starkers 
It's My Secret
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Reply #1 Sunday, April 8, 2007 1:56 PM