Blond at the Tickle Me Elmo Factory
Monday, April 2, 2007 by starkers | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
A blond gets a job at a tickle me Elmo factory. About a week after she was hired, the department manager rushes into the boss's office yelling and screaming about how bad the blond is doing. So the boss walks over to where the blond is, and sees her sitting at the end of the toy line and has got it all backed up. She has a pair of scissors in her hand and a bag of marbles in her lap, and she is cutting holes between the legs of the Elmos.
The boss just begins to laugh hysterically and falls on the floor, holding his gut. When he finally gets up, he tells the blond: " You are supposed to give the Elmos two test tickles, not two testicles!!"
The boss just begins to laugh hysterically and falls on the floor, holding his gut. When he finally gets up, he tells the blond: " You are supposed to give the Elmos two test tickles, not two testicles!!"
starkers
Reply #3 Sunday, April 8, 2007 11:18 AM
Reply #3 Sunday, April 8, 2007 11:18 AM
O.k. it's another blonde joke, but I liked the bit about the BMW. 
A blonde pushes her BMW into the service station and tells the mechanic it died..within a few minutes he has the motor idling smoothly..blonde asks "whats the story?" "Just crap in the carburetor" he replied..
"Oh OK and how often do i have to do that?"
A blonde pushes her BMW into the service station and tells the mechanic it died..within a few minutes he has the motor idling smoothly..blonde asks "whats the story?" "Just crap in the carburetor" he replied..
"Oh OK and how often do i have to do that?"
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Reply #1 Monday, April 2, 2007 2:48 PM