Doctor Visit...
Just a little humor...
Thursday, March 29, 2007 by Double Zero | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
Thought some of us could use a laugh, a few of the current threads are getting just a little tense...LoL
Doctor's Visit
A cute little old lady goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. It never smells and is always silent. As a matter of fact I've farted at least 10 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because it doesn't smell and is silent.'
The doctor says, 'I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week'.
The next week the lady returns.
'Doctor,' she says, 'I don't know what the heck you gave me, but now my farts, although still silent, stink terribly'.
'Good,' the doctor said. 'Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing.'
Doctor's Visit
A cute little old lady goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. It never smells and is always silent. As a matter of fact I've farted at least 10 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because it doesn't smell and is silent.'
The doctor says, 'I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week'.
The next week the lady returns.
'Doctor,' she says, 'I don't know what the heck you gave me, but now my farts, although still silent, stink terribly'.
'Good,' the doctor said. 'Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing.'
starkers
Reply #4 Friday, March 30, 2007 1:29 AM
Reply #4 Friday, March 30, 2007 1:29 AM
Me thinks it's the same lady who gave me the curried cabbage recipe... 
Uvah
Reply #6 Friday, March 30, 2007 3:56 AM
Reply #6 Friday, March 30, 2007 3:56 AM
Here's an old one.
A guy who has a glass eye goes to bed each night right after putting his glass eye in a small bowl of water next to a glass of water by his bedside.
One night, after a hard day at work, he comes home exhausted and decides to go to bed early. Putting his glass of water beside the bowl, he stretches and, unable to keep his eye open, takes out his glass eye and puts it on his night table. During the night he wakes up thirsty and grabs his glass of water and chugs it down. In the morning he wakes up with terrible cramps. Not knowing what's wrong he goes to his doctor.
"Doc...I have these terrible cramps and I'm unable to relieve myself"...
The doctor tells him to lower his draws and bend over. The the guy hears the doctor scream...." DOC!...whats wrong...what did you see?" He asked.
Doctor's reply..."I've examined many a butt before but this is the first time one stared back at me". It's very old. Heard it when I was a kid so the wording might not be exact.
A guy who has a glass eye goes to bed each night right after putting his glass eye in a small bowl of water next to a glass of water by his bedside.
One night, after a hard day at work, he comes home exhausted and decides to go to bed early. Putting his glass of water beside the bowl, he stretches and, unable to keep his eye open, takes out his glass eye and puts it on his night table. During the night he wakes up thirsty and grabs his glass of water and chugs it down. In the morning he wakes up with terrible cramps. Not knowing what's wrong he goes to his doctor.
"Doc...I have these terrible cramps and I'm unable to relieve myself"...
The doctor tells him to lower his draws and bend over. The the guy hears the doctor scream...." DOC!...whats wrong...what did you see?" He asked.
Doctor's reply..."I've examined many a butt before but this is the first time one stared back at me". It's very old. Heard it when I was a kid so the wording might not be exact.
starkers
Reply #7 Friday, March 30, 2007 5:55 AM
Sounds like yer next-door neighbour can let some real rip snorters go if ya can hear 'em from your place.....stress fractures in their porcelain, eh!
Reply #7 Friday, March 30, 2007 5:55 AM
sounds like my next door neighbour
Sounds like yer next-door neighbour can let some real rip snorters go if ya can hear 'em from your place.....stress fractures in their porcelain, eh!
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Reply #1 Thursday, March 29, 2007 2:28 PM