Hmm.. if the Internet is worldwide..

Saturday, March 24, 2007 by vStyler | Discussion: Community

 

   ..then why do the forums die right at midnight east. US time every night. 

 

      

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Philly0381
Reply #1 Saturday, March 24, 2007 11:45 PM
Okay, well right now it's 5:35 a.m. Sunday or there abouts in the UK and 6:35 p.m. Saturday in Hawaii. What this has to do with anything is beyond me!   

I wonder if there is a link to the slow down in forum activity at midnight east coast time in the U.S. to the volume of water flowing through the sewers worldwide? This may take a slide rule and several chalk boards to figure out.   
seldomseen
Reply #2 Sunday, March 25, 2007 12:21 AM
what if everyone in the world farted at once ?
vStyler
Reply #3 Sunday, March 25, 2007 12:31 AM
what if everyone in the world farted at once ?


Isn't that how nebula's are created?   
seldomseen
Reply #4 Sunday, March 25, 2007 12:59 AM
   the rings around Uranus
I.R. Brainiac
Reply #5 Sunday, March 25, 2007 1:05 AM
Nope nope..too easy.  
CerebroJD
Reply #6 Sunday, March 25, 2007 1:10 AM
I be awake!
Alternate Setting
Reply #7 Sunday, March 25, 2007 1:13 AM
Speaking on behalf of the World's butterflies, I'd like to thank seldomseen for finally uncovering the event that is actually responsible for creating tornados on the other side of the World. For too long, the butterflies, allied with chaos theory, have taken the brunt of the blame for this.

In the interests of full disclosure,the butterflies have admitted that they have a radical philosphical wing, well several thousand radical philosphical wings actually, that are responsible for blowing down the trees in the rainforest when they know nobody's listening.




vStyler
Reply #8 Sunday, March 25, 2007 1:15 AM
Iver never seen a butterfly posting in a forum.. after midnight anyway   
sydneysiders
Reply #9 Sunday, March 25, 2007 1:19 AM
I'd like to thank seldomseen for finally uncovering the event that is actually responsible for creating tornados on the other side of the World


more like responsible for global warming if you ask me.....  



butterflies sorted......
vStyler
Reply #10 Sunday, March 25, 2007 1:25 AM
seems like the pussy cats are active after midnight   
seldomseen
Reply #11 Sunday, March 25, 2007 1:27 AM
responsible for global warming


Wasn't that supposed to be cows?
vStyler
Reply #12 Sunday, March 25, 2007 1:30 AM
responsible for global warming


I always thought it was Algore's "hot air"   
seldomseen
Reply #13 Sunday, March 25, 2007 1:31 AM
active after midnight



starkers
Reply #14 Sunday, March 25, 2007 2:23 AM
responsible for global warming

Wasn't that supposed to be cows?


I heard it was an old pirate cap'n on curried cabbage.

RadialFX
Reply #15 Sunday, March 25, 2007 2:36 AM
Well, it's really very simple. You see right before that it is whimblampuhp, ok? Then right during that time is almost like riptooooornlumpy, THEN immediatly it turns to swooshmushnipps, following me? Ok, then right after that when the moon has COMPLETELY risin and the sun has not then the clouds are well....you know, clouds, it all turns to ipsnick-bushmoonsnappp. So, because of this, all the forums just go smooshlipsmack at precisly that time! Ok, so you see, it's really VERY simple! No need to thank me, you would've figured it out on your own in a little time.    Rad
Uvah
Reply #16 Sunday, March 25, 2007 3:47 AM
sassarazzafrad!...Oy vay...what u no....i learneded sumpin' nu tu dae. hmph...want to no what I tink...dats what I tink.
what if everyone in the world farted at once ?
Smog in LA.

Alternate Setting
Reply #17 Sunday, March 25, 2007 6:35 AM

Iver never seen a butterfly posting in a forum.. after midnight anyway   


Well, that's because all the butterflies clever enough to type are being employed by cows. Mostly to spread the rumour that global warming is caused by an old pirate cap'n on curried cabbage..... you may have heard ?
starkers
Reply #18 Sunday, March 25, 2007 9:35 AM
what if everyone in the world farted at once ?


Well I don't think it'd be the ozone layer we'd have to worry about....that much gas going off in one almighty blast could tip the Earth off its axis and send us hurtling towards the outer edges of the galaxy....perhaps even farther.....

To prevent this I had thought of corks, but the projectile injuries could propel the world's health systems into chaos.
vStyler
Reply #19 Sunday, March 25, 2007 10:25 PM
...as the known internet prepares to shut down for yet another midnight deadline..the crickets chirp and.....
Alternate Setting
Reply #20 Sunday, March 25, 2007 11:08 PM
Just to clarify, is that several crickets each chirping individually ? 'Cos I think once a cricket gets the knack of chirping and can do one straight after the other - the chirp is promoted to a chirrup.

If it is just the one cricket chirruping, what are the odds it's wondering where all the other crickets go after midnight?

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