The Rasterbator
Sunday, January 21, 2007 by MsPooma | Discussion: Internet
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starkers
Reply #5 Sunday, January 21, 2007 8:59 AM
Neither do I...the guilt became too great to bear after seeing that Monty Python movie and hearing that 'sacred' song.
Reply #5 Sunday, January 21, 2007 8:59 AM
| .but i do not Rasterbate |
Neither do I...the guilt became too great to bear after seeing that Monty Python movie and hearing that 'sacred' song.
MsPooma
Reply #6 Sunday, January 21, 2007 9:22 AM
Reply #6 Sunday, January 21, 2007 9:22 AM
See, admitting you have a problem is the first step towards recovery. If this is considered a problem.
Tova7
Reply #7 Sunday, January 21, 2007 9:57 AM
Reply #7 Sunday, January 21, 2007 9:57 AM
I am going to try and work this word into a conversation this week.
Perhaps,,,,"I was on the computer rasterbating..."buwhahahahaha
Perhaps,,,,"I was on the computer rasterbating..."buwhahahahaha
MsPooma
Reply #8 Sunday, January 21, 2007 10:10 AM
Reply #8 Sunday, January 21, 2007 10:10 AM
Or
I'm taking rasterbation classes online. Since I'm a beginner, I'm considered a Private Rasterbator. Then comes Major Rasterbator, and then Master Rasterbator. Someday I hope to get my Bachelor in Master Rasterbating.
I think I'm typing Rasterbator too much. My eyes are starting to feel funny.
I vaguely remember mama warning me about something like this.
I'm taking rasterbation classes online. Since I'm a beginner, I'm considered a Private Rasterbator. Then comes Major Rasterbator, and then Master Rasterbator. Someday I hope to get my Bachelor in Master Rasterbating.
I think I'm typing Rasterbator too much. My eyes are starting to feel funny.
I vaguely remember mama warning me about something like this.
sleepydawg
Reply #11 Sunday, January 21, 2007 12:00 PM
Reply #11 Sunday, January 21, 2007 12:00 PM
Oh my goodness, you have a photo album of Rasterbator's. This site is going downhill fast.
MsPooma
Reply #12 Sunday, January 21, 2007 12:49 PM
Reply #12 Sunday, January 21, 2007 12:49 PM
I'll never become a WindowBlind Master Apprentice, so I figured I'd make my own category. Sometimes a gal has to improvise.
boss0190
Reply #13 Sunday, January 21, 2007 12:58 PM
Reply #13 Sunday, January 21, 2007 12:58 PM
I think I'll teach my girlfriend how to Rasterbate, she might like it. And I know I'd love to watch her do it.
Skinhit
Reply #14 Sunday, January 21, 2007 3:26 PM
Reply #14 Sunday, January 21, 2007 3:26 PM
okay...so from time to time i'll rasterbate, only when necessary... but after looking @ all those pics of other people's rasterbation...i think i'll try it alot more now 
firebrick
Reply #15 Sunday, January 21, 2007 3:49 PM
Reply #15 Sunday, January 21, 2007 3:49 PM
neat little program..but i looked at the faq for it, and it says if you rasterbate to much.. you'll run out of ink.. 
starkers
Reply #16 Sunday, January 21, 2007 5:44 PM
Reply #16 Sunday, January 21, 2007 5:44 PM
Oops, I'm in deep doo doo now! Mrs starkers woke up late last night and caught me rasterbating.....
"I'm constantly vying for your attention cos you're either on WC or the Playboy site looking at those 'articles'....now I come out here and catch you rasterbating. What gives?" she asked: "Don't you love me any more?"
"Well of course I still love you, honey." I replied: "but this rasterbating just feels so darned good....I, I, I think I'm becoming addicted to it.
With that she stormed off back to bed and locked the bedroom door behind her, leaving me to sleep on the couch. Wasn't too comfortable, but I still had a wonderful dream about raterbating, anyways.
I hope not...at my age I don't know if I've got that much ink left.
"I'm constantly vying for your attention cos you're either on WC or the Playboy site looking at those 'articles'....now I come out here and catch you rasterbating. What gives?" she asked: "Don't you love me any more?"
"Well of course I still love you, honey." I replied: "but this rasterbating just feels so darned good....I, I, I think I'm becoming addicted to it.
With that she stormed off back to bed and locked the bedroom door behind her, leaving me to sleep on the couch. Wasn't too comfortable, but I still had a wonderful dream about raterbating, anyways.
| i looked at the faq for it, and it says if you rasterbate to much.. you'll run out of ink.. |
I hope not...at my age I don't know if I've got that much ink left.
sleepydawg
Reply #17 Sunday, January 21, 2007 6:07 PM
Reply #17 Sunday, January 21, 2007 6:07 PM
Seriously, A 20m poster. Thats got to be like $40.00 worth of ink. I did download it but have not installed it. Anyone no if you can Rasterbate a size smaller than 20m?
MsPooma
Reply #20 Sunday, January 21, 2007 8:22 PM
Reply #20 Sunday, January 21, 2007 8:22 PM
You don't have to make a huge poster. There are options in the program and as you go to each step, it tells you how many pieces of paper the poster will take. Could only take 6 pieces of paper. Those are choices you make as you go.
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Reply #1 Sunday, January 21, 2007 4:30 AM