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Thursday, November 16, 2006 by TheGuyPC | Discussion: Virtual Communities
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seldomseen
Reply #82 Wednesday, November 29, 2006 12:20 AM
Reply #82 Wednesday, November 29, 2006 12:20 AM
Materials: Three people, 30' surgical tubing, 1/2 levi pants-leg, 1 bag 12'' balloons, fill with 90-weight gear-lube and tie off
Procedure: Cut tubing in two, tie each resulting piece to pants-leg, making a large sling. Two of three persons stand either side of front door, holding a free end of tubing. Third person, across the road, inserts a full balloon into pants-leg pouch and backs up to limit of tubing stretchability.
Ring Doorbell...
[I can put a 6" hard-packed snowball through a car window a block away if desired...]
Procedure: Cut tubing in two, tie each resulting piece to pants-leg, making a large sling. Two of three persons stand either side of front door, holding a free end of tubing. Third person, across the road, inserts a full balloon into pants-leg pouch and backs up to limit of tubing stretchability.
Ring Doorbell...
[I can put a 6" hard-packed snowball through a car window a block away if desired...]
starkers
Reply #83 Wednesday, November 29, 2006 6:02 AM
Sounds good....tho I'd fill the balloon with some form of manure....and perhaps a larger version' d launch that thar darned process server inta orbit - n' rid the planet of tha dirty, unsanitary poop stompin' parasite.
Well if he turns up agin while we're out, I've got the guard cat trained to let him in the yard but not out....so's I can exact me revenge upon return. Have thoughts about super gluing him nekkid to tha toilet seat in a house set for demolition, causing him horrendous humiliation when tha walls come down, while putting on a hilarious show for tha neighbours.
Reply #83 Wednesday, November 29, 2006 6:02 AM
| [I can put a 6" hard-packed snowball through a car window a block away if desired.. |
Sounds good....tho I'd fill the balloon with some form of manure....and perhaps a larger version' d launch that thar darned process server inta orbit - n' rid the planet of tha dirty, unsanitary poop stompin' parasite.
Well if he turns up agin while we're out, I've got the guard cat trained to let him in the yard but not out....so's I can exact me revenge upon return. Have thoughts about super gluing him nekkid to tha toilet seat in a house set for demolition, causing him horrendous humiliation when tha walls come down, while putting on a hilarious show for tha neighbours.
seldomseen
Reply #85 Friday, December 1, 2006 12:49 PM
Reply #85 Friday, December 1, 2006 12:49 PM
Someone provides a proper keg like that and I'll party 'til the cows come home!
tawoods
Reply #86 Saturday, December 2, 2006 11:27 AM
Careful there, I broke a front tooth like that when the @#$!@@$@ thing flipped over
Reply #86 Saturday, December 2, 2006 11:27 AM
| Someone provides a proper keg like that and I'll party 'til the cows come home! |
Careful there, I broke a front tooth like that when the @#$!@@$@ thing flipped over
starkers
Reply #87 Saturday, December 2, 2006 1:26 PM
Just to clarify that, ta....was that 'effing' thing or 'flaming' thing? Just curious cos I wanna know if we're gonna need a bucket of water if it happened again...it caught fire that is.....
Put it this way...ever feel the extreme heat/see the ferocity of a rum keg on fire?
Went to the funeral of an innkeeper/distiller who drowned in a vat of rum...it took six ground fire units and three aerial water dumpers to put out the ensuing fire at the crematorium. Bit of a strange death/drowning really....he got out twice for a leak.
Reply #87 Saturday, December 2, 2006 1:26 PM
Careful there, I broke a front tooth like that when the @#$!@@$@ thing flipped over |
Just to clarify that, ta....was that 'effing' thing or 'flaming' thing? Just curious cos I wanna know if we're gonna need a bucket of water if it happened again...it caught fire that is.....
Put it this way...ever feel the extreme heat/see the ferocity of a rum keg on fire?
Went to the funeral of an innkeeper/distiller who drowned in a vat of rum...it took six ground fire units and three aerial water dumpers to put out the ensuing fire at the crematorium. Bit of a strange death/drowning really....he got out twice for a leak.
tawoods
Reply #88 Saturday, December 2, 2006 2:31 PM
'effing' it were, slipped outta me hands an banged me in the kisser it did...didn't realize it 'til the next mornin' tho' seein' as how I was into the best part of it by then
Reply #88 Saturday, December 2, 2006 2:31 PM
| Just to clarify that, ta |
'effing' it were, slipped outta me hands an banged me in the kisser it did...didn't realize it 'til the next mornin' tho' seein' as how I was into the best part of it by then
seldomseen
Reply #89 Saturday, December 2, 2006 11:43 PM
Reply #89 Saturday, December 2, 2006 11:43 PM
Couple of us had an idea to make a still one time.
Got an old guy from prohibition days to show us the ropes.
Worked so well I lost three years.
Got an old guy from prohibition days to show us the ropes.
Worked so well I lost three years.
starkers
Reply #90 Sunday, December 3, 2006 12:31 AM
That be no good at all, ta....and I bet ther missus weren't too impressed, either.... having to wait until it healed for a g'night kiss.
And tut tut on the eff word! It's the bane of modern society.....
If you use it in front of a cop who uses it himself, he arrests you for obscene language.
If you use it in front of a politician he/she legislates to increase the fine and has your vote for the opposition invalidated.
If you use it in a store/hotel/restaraunt, they throw you out before you can make full use of your purchase/stay. ect.
And even worse, the TV censors use that horrible bleep sound that hurts yer ears to drown it out.
Quite frankly, I think the eff word should be deleted entirely from the English language...purely to put these self righteous authoritarian effwits in their place.
Personally, I find it one of the most useful, descriptive words ever. It can be used to express shock; surprise; disgust; anxiety; pain; depression and woe is me; joy & flippancy; remorse...and, how the eff would I know. Sadly, the powers that be see it as being purely offensive/related to events which occurred during Clinton's Oval Office days...which clearly suggests to me it is they who have the dirty, one-track minds: thus punishing us for our innocent use of the eff word because of personal shame over having deviant, perverted thoughts
Reply #90 Sunday, December 3, 2006 12:31 AM
'effing' it were, slipped outta me hands an banged me in the kisser it did.. |
That be no good at all, ta....and I bet ther missus weren't too impressed, either.... having to wait until it healed for a g'night kiss.
And tut tut on the eff word! It's the bane of modern society.....
If you use it in front of a cop who uses it himself, he arrests you for obscene language.
If you use it in front of a politician he/she legislates to increase the fine and has your vote for the opposition invalidated.
If you use it in a store/hotel/restaraunt, they throw you out before you can make full use of your purchase/stay. ect.
And even worse, the TV censors use that horrible bleep sound that hurts yer ears to drown it out.
Quite frankly, I think the eff word should be deleted entirely from the English language...purely to put these self righteous authoritarian effwits in their place.
Personally, I find it one of the most useful, descriptive words ever. It can be used to express shock; surprise; disgust; anxiety; pain; depression and woe is me; joy & flippancy; remorse...and, how the eff would I know. Sadly, the powers that be see it as being purely offensive/related to events which occurred during Clinton's Oval Office days...which clearly suggests to me it is they who have the dirty, one-track minds: thus punishing us for our innocent use of the eff word because of personal shame over having deviant, perverted thoughts
starkers
Reply #91 Tuesday, December 5, 2006 1:07 PM
Reply #91 Tuesday, December 5, 2006 1:07 PM
Well I've decided to sue...the title of this 'ere thread be totally misleading....false advertising in fact. We was promised some fun and what happens, we gotta make our own.
It's just not right, and tomorrow I'm gonna file a petition with the Court of Broken Promises, which should counteract the one presently filed with the Court of Petty Grievances.
It's just not right, and tomorrow I'm gonna file a petition with the Court of Broken Promises, which should counteract the one presently filed with the Court of Petty Grievances.
seldomseen
Reply #92 Tuesday, December 5, 2006 11:17 PM
Reply #92 Tuesday, December 5, 2006 11:17 PM
starkers
Reply #93 Wednesday, December 6, 2006 10:42 AM
Ummmm. let's see....Court of Broken Promises = undelivered promised fun....
Court of Petty Grievances = Admin refusal to lock thread - no cheese to go with that whine.
Reply #93 Wednesday, December 6, 2006 10:42 AM
| Topic? |
Ummmm. let's see....Court of Broken Promises = undelivered promised fun....
Court of Petty Grievances = Admin refusal to lock thread - no cheese to go with that whine.
seldomseen
Reply #94 Wednesday, December 6, 2006 11:26 AM
"Days of Whining Neuroses"
The whine could be from being...just, slightly...out of synch with reality.
At least we can cop to, and revel in it
Reply #94 Wednesday, December 6, 2006 11:26 AM
| no cheese to go with that whine |
"Days of Whining Neuroses"
The whine could be from being...just, slightly...out of synch with reality.
At least we can cop to, and revel in it
jennifer1
Reply #95 Wednesday, December 6, 2006 6:09 PM
Aye and a good ship it is too Capt' Starkers aaarghhhh! Top o ta morn to yer Capt'
Reply #95 Wednesday, December 6, 2006 6:09 PM
| BTW....Cap'n starkers be tha chief instigator in perpetuatin' tha thread (not Brad or Stardock, WC, etc), so p'raps it be him ye should be lookin' ta sue instead. Best o' luck wiv it tho....given he never defamed you personally....bein' he be a completely fictional character....tha lunatic alter ego of a crippled ol' fart wiv many more troubles than you'd ever want.....and eff all worth takin' |
Aye and a good ship it is too Capt' Starkers aaarghhhh! Top o ta morn to yer Capt'
jennifer1
Reply #96 Wednesday, December 6, 2006 6:11 PM
Seldom is that you in the fish bowl?
Reply #96 Wednesday, December 6, 2006 6:11 PM
| The whine could be from being...just, slightly...out of synch with reality. |
Seldom is that you in the fish bowl?
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Reply #81 Tuesday, November 28, 2006 7:19 AM
Now I just want his addy....so I can Fed-ex an appropriate response.....
Was thinking about one of those auto inflate life rafts, you know the type, where you pull a cord a zap zowie you've an instant rubber raft for 12 + persons. The idea is to package it with a barrow load of cow-pats and attach the cord to the bow that unties the parcel's strings.....
I can see it now....cow pats all over his living room walls & ceiling as the raft burst open and entirely fills the room.
Oh, and I'd include the doo-dooed welcome mat as sender ID....might deter him from ever bothering me again.