This is gonna be fun!!!
Wait...watch...wonder.
Thursday, November 16, 2006 by TheGuyPC | Discussion: Virtual Communities
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Reply #63 Sunday, November 19, 2006 3:56 AM
| long live Mad Starkers! |
That'd be Mad Cap'n starkers to you....
BTW, ta n' Skinhit, thanks for the support....if I'm gonna get sued for perpetuating 'Joe User = Joke User' and turning it into a real joke/a whole load of fun, it's great to know I got you guys on first and second base when I hit the home run fer tha team. The pitcher might think he's hot stuff with that deceptive curve ball ...but we are the champions...my friends...and well keep on fighting, 'til the end....cos we are the champions, we are the champions....of the (Joke User) world.
Oh, and I may have ommitted a couple of self inflicted things that MAY have contributed to my fragile state of mind.....
I married two sadistic ex-wives and remained with 'em far too long....then there was my years of addiction to magic mushroom soup....
Reply #64 Sunday, November 19, 2006 4:33 AM
| years of addiction to magic mushroom soup.... |
Mad Brujo ese!
Reply #65 Sunday, November 19, 2006 4:55 AM
There's only one thing I'm addicted to - KK...

Reply #68 Sunday, November 19, 2006 11:22 AM
| There's only one thing I'm addicted to - KK... |
Sehlat or no sehlat, she be one horny alien n' I'll fight yer fer 'er.....'ow be 'e at toe wrestlin'????
Aarghh!!! Now I be in fer it.....Mrs starkers just see'd wot I n' 'er be gittin tha cat o' nine prepared fer ta teach I who (really) be tha boss.....
Shame that, if I were (really) in charge, I'd have that un as No1 in a bevy o' bawdy babes.
Reply #69 Sunday, November 19, 2006 10:45 PM
An MRI and a CT scan revealed I've a bit of RATHER TWISTED grey matter...probably the result of two ex-wives, rather than magic mushroom soup. Anyway, after a bit of psychoanalysis, the doc concluded that I'm a glutton for punishment and my third marriage nost likely exacerbated the condition....
Well I did a bit of research of my own and discovered in the Bible how a bloke can say "I divorce thee, I divorce thee' three times and its all over.....so now we're living in sin and I feel a whole lot better (more wicked too), and If I keep up with my meds I should be (relatively) okay....sort of.
Also, the doc did an IQ test on me....came back as only 180, so I did it again and answered everything twice to double my score/IQ.
Reply #70 Wednesday, November 22, 2006 3:42 AM
| came back as only 180, so I did it again and answered everything twice to double my score/IQ. |
sheer genuis
Reply #72 Wednesday, November 22, 2006 9:40 AM
| 180 was the brain cell count not IQ |
Thanks Fuzzy, I needed a dose of reality to bring my head back out of the clouds....
But in reality, the actual brain cell count was 179....so despite the unwelcomed remark regarding my grey matter deficiency, I can't afford to give you a piece of my mind.
Reply #73 Saturday, November 25, 2006 1:37 AM
Shoot, I even hung streamers off the yardarm. balloons off tha mizzen n' figurehead and spruced up tha ol' tub wiv a dab o' paint.....and still nuffin!
Worse still, I got tha cook bitchin' in me ear ev'ry so often....she's spewin' cos nobody came and the luvverly cake she baked went stale.
Reply #76 Sunday, November 26, 2006 7:53 AM
| Wait...watch...wonder |
Bugger it, got tired of waiting so walked up the red carpet meself, wiped me feet on me own welcome mat and set off the fireworks to celebrate my own arrival.....
Oh, and I ate most of the stale cake as well...all that excitement gave me an appetite an' I couldn't wait for dinner.
Reply #77 Monday, November 27, 2006 10:34 AM
Also left (what was left of) the cake out in the rain....and I dunno how to take it, cos tha cook took so long to bake it, and sh'ell ne'er do that recipe for me agaaaain ....oh Nooooo!
Reply #79 Monday, November 27, 2006 9:32 PM
Thanks for that, Zubaz....at least it's a start. But I also wanna know how to get a hold of that summons server....got a score to settle there. Apparently it was he who trampled the mud all over me red carpet....and for good measure, pissed at the fact we weren't at home, he stood in some doggie doo-doo and wiped it all over me brand-new welcome mat.
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Reply #61 Saturday, November 18, 2006 9:20 PM