Oops! ...I Did It Again
Sunday, October 22, 2006 by KiloKrash | Discussion: Community

Reply #22 Tuesday, October 31, 2006 1:52 AM
| What else is there to eat for a pirate on the open sea? |
Fish n' chips....but that could be more odious than baked beans.
Reply #23 Tuesday, October 31, 2006 3:18 AM
Reply #24 Tuesday, October 31, 2006 5:42 AM
| If you really want to do damage then try tuna and boiled eggs together, this combination will provide your "body methane" the ability to take the shape of a fist and slowly approach the intended victim before striking |
Not a bad combination.....more threatening is sausage & onion gravy lavishly garnished with curried cabbage....subsequent methane punches hole in shorts and ominously approaches intended victim like an out of control Mack truck.
Reply #25 Tuesday, October 31, 2006 6:01 AM
| more threatening is sausage & onion gravy lavishly garnished with curried cabbage |
Umm you better be careful with that weapon Starkers... WWW Link
Reply #26 Tuesday, October 31, 2006 6:55 AM
| curried cabbage |
Note to self: google "curried cabbage" and find local store where this can be obtained
Reply #27 Tuesday, October 31, 2006 7:15 AM
1 tbsp. olive oil
1 1/2 tsp. curry powder
1 med. onion, thinly sliced
4 cups shredded green cabbage
1 1/2 tsp. fresh lemon juice
2 tbsp. plain yogurt
Reply #28 Tuesday, October 31, 2006 4:26 PM
| Umm you better be careful with that weapon Starkers |
Don't worry, I will....usually reserve that one for when I've got a meeting with a politician the next day.
BTW, thanks for the link, NT....I've heard of people asphyxiating before but that one takes the cake.
| Note to self: google "curried cabbage" and find local store where this can be obtained |
Also a good idea to obtain a gas mask....triple strength detergent to combat the yellow-green burns/stains on underwear.
Reply #29 Wednesday, November 1, 2006 5:03 AM
| like an out of control Mack truck. |
has anyone seen clwoods????
Reply #30 Wednesday, November 1, 2006 10:50 AM
| has anyone seen clwoods???? |
Not recently, no! Perhaps you could lay off those high methane producing foods for a while......you might then recognise her without the gas mask.
Reply #31 Wednesday, November 1, 2006 10:57 AM
Reply #33 Thursday, November 2, 2006 7:16 PM
Reply #34 Friday, November 3, 2006 3:40 AM
| found her...she was scuba diving in the pool...go figure |
That's easy to figure.....underwater's the safest place when there's an abundance of methane in the air.
Reply #35 Sunday, November 5, 2006 8:26 AM
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Orright, so who farted and scared every one else away....then did a runner to avoid detection????? Hmmmmm!
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Reply #21 Monday, October 30, 2006 9:51 PM