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Friday, June 30, 2006 by TheGuyPC | Discussion: Virtual Communities
Everyone at Joe User is just so happy and fun! You have to have a sense of humor with a name like Joe User!
I was considering starting a blogsite dedicated to the discussion of marriage. I was going to call it Harry Crabs. My wife balked, so I digress.
There is really no virtual community to compare to the honest, open perspective that Joe User has. There should be more like it. This world would be a much richer, more diverse place.
I, as soooooooo many others are just grateful to be blessed by the absolute intelligence that this community offers.
Thank you so much. And to do it all for free?! Wow!
PC
I was considering starting a blogsite dedicated to the discussion of marriage. I was going to call it Harry Crabs. My wife balked, so I digress.
There is really no virtual community to compare to the honest, open perspective that Joe User has. There should be more like it. This world would be a much richer, more diverse place.
I, as soooooooo many others are just grateful to be blessed by the absolute intelligence that this community offers.
Thank you so much. And to do it all for free?! Wow!
PC
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Dr Guy
Reply #1262 Saturday, April 12, 2008 8:09 PM
They be tastin a might like chicken I heerd.
Reply #1262 Saturday, April 12, 2008 8:09 PM
Aye, tha blaggard wos passin' 'em orf in e's chicken soup.
They be tastin a might like chicken I heerd.
starkers
Reply #1264 Sunday, April 13, 2008 9:42 AM
Well that not be wot 'eared... so fer 'e's gall t' feed us vermin, I 'ad 'im keel'auled 'til thar wur no more barnacles 'neath tha Sister's waterline. Aarrrghhhh!!!
Reply #1264 Sunday, April 13, 2008 9:42 AM
They be tastin a might like chicken I heerd.
Well that not be wot 'eared... so fer 'e's gall t' feed us vermin, I 'ad 'im keel'auled 'til thar wur no more barnacles 'neath tha Sister's waterline. Aarrrghhhh!!!
Dr Guy
Reply #1265 Monday, April 14, 2008 7:24 AM
Aye, so he did serve a useful purpose. Dat be good.
Reply #1265 Monday, April 14, 2008 7:24 AM
I 'ad 'im keel'auled 'til thar wur no more barnacles 'neath tha Sister's waterline. Aarrrghhhh!!!
Aye, so he did serve a useful purpose. Dat be good.
starkers
Reply #1266 Monday, April 14, 2008 7:58 AM
Aye, 'e wur useful orright...'part frum rubbin' orf all tha barnacles, 'e dislodged a bunch o' stowaways wot wos 'angin' orf tha rudder t' avoid bein' see'd aboard.
Now ye knows wot wos slowin' us down gittin' t' Stardock... a rabble o' rastafarian refugees wot wos tryin' t' reach tha land o' great ganga/wonderful weed/wacky t'baccy.
Reply #1266 Monday, April 14, 2008 7:58 AM
Aye, so he did serve a useful purpose. Dat be good.
Aye, 'e wur useful orright...'part frum rubbin' orf all tha barnacles, 'e dislodged a bunch o' stowaways wot wos 'angin' orf tha rudder t' avoid bein' see'd aboard.
Now ye knows wot wos slowin' us down gittin' t' Stardock... a rabble o' rastafarian refugees wot wos tryin' t' reach tha land o' great ganga/wonderful weed/wacky t'baccy.
starkers
Reply #1267 Monday, April 14, 2008 8:09 AM
Reply #1267 Monday, April 14, 2008 8:09 AM
And still no wurd frum Gorg?????
Now that be a wurd wot Gorg says! So it be true, then, ye Stardock fellers really do 'ave Gorg chained t' tha wall in yer brig.... doin' all sorts o' unimaginable fing to 'im.
I juss 'opes ye 'aven't skinned 'im.... while it took a bit o' gittin' used to at tha start, I 'ave become rather fond of e's pale gray complexion n' wouldn' want 'im any other way.
I mean, them thar big bug eyes of e's juss wouldn' look right if'n 'e wur pink or summat.
Wot d' ye reckon Doc, that us'd make better speed t' rescue tha poor lil feller now them banacles n' stowaways be gawn?
.... yar?
Now that be a wurd wot Gorg says! So it be true, then, ye Stardock fellers really do 'ave Gorg chained t' tha wall in yer brig.... doin' all sorts o' unimaginable fing to 'im.
I juss 'opes ye 'aven't skinned 'im.... while it took a bit o' gittin' used to at tha start, I 'ave become rather fond of e's pale gray complexion n' wouldn' want 'im any other way.
I mean, them thar big bug eyes of e's juss wouldn' look right if'n 'e wur pink or summat.
Wot d' ye reckon Doc, that us'd make better speed t' rescue tha poor lil feller now them banacles n' stowaways be gawn?
Dr Guy
Reply #1268 Monday, April 14, 2008 9:11 AM
Now say that 3 times fast, an' not like liza doolittle.
Aye, but best be checkin the bilge water for any frogies as well.
Reply #1268 Monday, April 14, 2008 9:11 AM
a rabble o' rastafarian refugees
Now say that 3 times fast, an' not like liza doolittle.
Wot d' ye reckon Doc, that us'd make better speed t' rescue tha poor lil feller now them banacles n' stowaways be gawn?
Aye, but best be checkin the bilge water for any frogies as well.
starkers
Reply #1269 Monday, April 14, 2008 10:20 AM
Ye 'aves ter be joshin' me, Doc! I can't even say it fast tha once... tho me Liza Dolittle impreshun weren't so bad.
Thank ye fer remindin' me, Doc, I 'adn't thunk o' that... us wouldn' want a bilge full o' slippery lil tadpoles, now would us? Bein' as 'ow 'em multiplies faster than them thar randy rabbits, they'd slow us down fer shure..
Reply #1269 Monday, April 14, 2008 10:20 AM
Now say that 3 times fast, an' not like liza doolittle.
Ye 'aves ter be joshin' me, Doc! I can't even say it fast tha once... tho me Liza Dolittle impreshun weren't so bad.
Aye, but best be checkin the bilge water for any frogies as well.
Thank ye fer remindin' me, Doc, I 'adn't thunk o' that... us wouldn' want a bilge full o' slippery lil tadpoles, now would us? Bein' as 'ow 'em multiplies faster than them thar randy rabbits, they'd slow us down fer shure..
starkers
Reply #1270 Monday, April 14, 2008 10:16 PM
Reply #1270 Monday, April 14, 2008 10:16 PM
At Last Word Frum Gorg
Aye, Gorg 'ave used Stardock technolergy n' one o' thar coding pigeons t' send I a message. 'E says they be treatin' 'im orright, which I be glad fer, but I fears us mightn't see 'im agin.
'E n' Gorgina 'aves thar own room; them gets t' eat whatever 'em fancies; they gits t' sit around n' watch DVD's an' 'em gits t' play wiv all tha technolergy stuff. Bastards be treatin' 'em like a king n' queen so's 'em 'll want ter stay thar n' not come back t' tha Sister.
Me finks, if tha truth be knowed, they be thar pickin' e's brain fer alien technolergies wot'll 'elp 'em boost sales. Now that thar might be all well n' good, but wot about all e's shipmates wot misses 'im???
Orright, so Gorg don't need rescuin' after all... but I shure 'opes them'll let 'im n' Gorgina 'ave a vacashun t' come visit fer a bit now n' then.
Aye, Gorg 'ave used Stardock technolergy n' one o' thar coding pigeons t' send I a message. 'E says they be treatin' 'im orright, which I be glad fer, but I fears us mightn't see 'im agin.
'E n' Gorgina 'aves thar own room; them gets t' eat whatever 'em fancies; they gits t' sit around n' watch DVD's an' 'em gits t' play wiv all tha technolergy stuff. Bastards be treatin' 'em like a king n' queen so's 'em 'll want ter stay thar n' not come back t' tha Sister.
Me finks, if tha truth be knowed, they be thar pickin' e's brain fer alien technolergies wot'll 'elp 'em boost sales. Now that thar might be all well n' good, but wot about all e's shipmates wot misses 'im???
Orright, so Gorg don't need rescuin' after all... but I shure 'opes them'll let 'im n' Gorgina 'ave a vacashun t' come visit fer a bit now n' then.
Dr Guy
Reply #1271 Tuesday, April 15, 2008 6:54 AM
Aye, he be a pod person now. This ere stardock technology be stonger than we feared. Ow many others have we lost to that thar technology?
Reply #1271 Tuesday, April 15, 2008 6:54 AM
Me finks, if tha truth be knowed, they be thar pickin' e's brain fer alien technolergies wot'll 'elp 'em boost sales. Now that thar might be all well n' good, but wot about all e's shipmates wot misses 'im???
Aye, he be a pod person now. This ere stardock technology be stonger than we feared. Ow many others have we lost to that thar technology?
starkers
Reply #1272 Tuesday, April 15, 2008 7:12 AM
Fer shure, Doc, thar be millions wot 'ave bin done in by Stardock technolergy... why, I even got some if it meself n' 'ave bin mesmerised by it. At first I though nought of it, that I'd not git t' me 'ammock of a night, but now I comes t' think of it, them thar Stardock fellers knowed 'xactly wot 'em wos doin' when 'em devised all this 'ere stuff.
It be like tha drugs ye be 'avin' when yer 'aves no drugs.... it be addictive an' 'em knowed it frum tha start. Wot be worse is thar be no antidote fer it... an then yer got all them thar secret agents wot calls 'emselves skinners doin' stuff t' make it even 'arder fer us t'git back t' a normal piratin' life.
Mebbe us should oughta storm Stardock any'ow... no just ter rescue Gorg n' e's missus, but t' pick Frogboy's brains fer technolergies wot 'll 'elp us git more wind in tha sails so's us can collect more booty faster.
Reply #1272 Tuesday, April 15, 2008 7:12 AM
Aye, he be a pod person now. This ere stardock technology be stonger than we feared. Ow many others have we lost to that thar technology?
Fer shure, Doc, thar be millions wot 'ave bin done in by Stardock technolergy... why, I even got some if it meself n' 'ave bin mesmerised by it. At first I though nought of it, that I'd not git t' me 'ammock of a night, but now I comes t' think of it, them thar Stardock fellers knowed 'xactly wot 'em wos doin' when 'em devised all this 'ere stuff.
It be like tha drugs ye be 'avin' when yer 'aves no drugs.... it be addictive an' 'em knowed it frum tha start. Wot be worse is thar be no antidote fer it... an then yer got all them thar secret agents wot calls 'emselves skinners doin' stuff t' make it even 'arder fer us t'git back t' a normal piratin' life.
Mebbe us should oughta storm Stardock any'ow... no just ter rescue Gorg n' e's missus, but t' pick Frogboy's brains fer technolergies wot 'll 'elp us git more wind in tha sails so's us can collect more booty faster.
Dr Guy
Reply #1273 Tuesday, April 15, 2008 7:20 AM
Aye, wit dark glasses on! Look not inna dat light!
Reply #1273 Tuesday, April 15, 2008 7:20 AM
Mebbe us should oughta storm Stardock any'ow
Aye, wit dark glasses on! Look not inna dat light!
starkers
Reply #1274 Tuesday, April 15, 2008 10:07 AM
Now that thar sounds like a plan to I... us'll storm tha fortress walls afore dusk or thar abouts n' git strait ter Frogboy's office wiv da thumb screws ta git them thar technolergies wot us needs ter become tha most feared pirates on tha 'igh seas. Aaarrgghh, us'd become invincible... more than a match fer them thar Froggies n' tha King's navy, I'll be tellin' of 'e.
Reply #1274 Tuesday, April 15, 2008 10:07 AM
Aye, wit dark glasses on! Look not inna dat light!
Now that thar sounds like a plan to I... us'll storm tha fortress walls afore dusk or thar abouts n' git strait ter Frogboy's office wiv da thumb screws ta git them thar technolergies wot us needs ter become tha most feared pirates on tha 'igh seas. Aaarrgghh, us'd become invincible... more than a match fer them thar Froggies n' tha King's navy, I'll be tellin' of 'e.
starkers
Reply #1275 Tuesday, July 29, 2008 7:34 AM
Reply #1275 Tuesday, July 29, 2008 7:34 AM
Orright then, this 'ere thread 'ave bin revived t' give all ye landlubbers wot don't know proper pirate a chance ter practice pirate lingo afore 'Talk Like A Pirate Day' on September 19
An' I suggests ye take tha opportunity while tha goin's good... cos if'n us can't understand 'e all proper-like on tha day, tha ship's mistress 'll be tendin' t yer landlubber 'ides wiv tha cat-o-nine...aarrgghhhhh!!!!
***Oh, n' don't blame I fer dredgin' this un up from Davy Jones' locker... blame Zubaz cos it wos 'im wot left a breadcrumb trail right up t' tha cabin door frum 'ere WWW Link***
An' I suggests ye take tha opportunity while tha goin's good... cos if'n us can't understand 'e all proper-like on tha day, tha ship's mistress 'll be tendin' t yer landlubber 'ides wiv tha cat-o-nine...aarrgghhhhh!!!!
***Oh, n' don't blame I fer dredgin' this un up from Davy Jones' locker... blame Zubaz cos it wos 'im wot left a breadcrumb trail right up t' tha cabin door frum 'ere WWW Link***
Dr Guy
Reply #1276 Tuesday, July 29, 2008 9:24 AM
Reply #1276 Tuesday, July 29, 2008 9:24 AM
Breadcrumb? Ere now! he shud had left the entrails of a frog to the door!
Or t'least a trail o'barnacles.
Or t'least a trail o'barnacles.
starkers
Reply #1277 Tuesday, July 29, 2008 12:22 PM
Dunno 'bout that.... I 'ears thar be an old witch aboard wot likes ter cast spells, n' I'd be wurried them 'd end up in summat comin' out o' tha galley...
An' I bain't be too shure 'bout them barnacles, neither... 'as ye e'er stood on tha buggers in yer stockinged feet???
Aye, an' it be good ter see 'e, Doc... bin too darned quiet 'round 'ere wivout yer.
Reply #1277 Tuesday, July 29, 2008 12:22 PM
Breadcrumb? Ere now! he shud had left the entrails of a frog to the door!
Dunno 'bout that.... I 'ears thar be an old witch aboard wot likes ter cast spells, n' I'd be wurried them 'd end up in summat comin' out o' tha galley...
An' I bain't be too shure 'bout them barnacles, neither... 'as ye e'er stood on tha buggers in yer stockinged feet???
Aye, an' it be good ter see 'e, Doc... bin too darned quiet 'round 'ere wivout yer.
Dr Guy
Reply #1278 Tuesday, July 29, 2008 2:59 PM
Reply #1278 Tuesday, July 29, 2008 2:59 PM
Aye Cap'n. Good to see the missus allows you out again. How be she? And how be that new cabin o'yours?
starkers
Reply #1279 Wednesday, July 30, 2008 1:18 AM
What d'yer mean... she allows I out again??? Ever since a 'curried cabbage' incident at our local supermarket last week, I bin confined t' me quarters 'til I promises 'er faithfully not t' be embarrassin' 'er in public like that agin (who, me??)...
I mean, 'ow be I g'wen t' promise 'er that??? 'Tis natural, after all... an' it wouldn' be right fer I t' go aginst wot muvver nature intended fer I t' do, now would it!
Yeah, on a more serious note, mrs starkers hasn't been her usual chirpy self of late: what with a couple of bothersome health issues and suffering with depression over her daughter (my step-daughter) doing all the wrong things again. Still! It's a case of telling us what she thinks we want to hear... promising us faithfully to do the right thing, but then she turns around and does the exact opposite, again and again.
It has been a huge strain on both of us, not knowing what will ever become of her, and I've been feeling the effects of depression as well, but I keep fighting to keep my head above water so that I can be supportive and helpful, etc.
Oh well, can't help those who won't help themselves, so we're trying not to worry too much and get on with things as best we can... which is probably why I joke around and act the fool a lot. Life seems that much easier with a smile on your face... when you can see a funny side to things and are still able to laugh.
Anyway, enuff of that!! Yeah, the new cabin is great and we're happy with it... it's comfortable and convenient to everything we need. However, I should extract my digit and clean the joint up some so I can take some more pics to post. Yeah, I've been a bit slack lately, though I'm sticking to the excuse that I've had a good excuse... for not being my usual 'too sanitary' self when it comes to the housework just lately.
Reply #1279 Wednesday, July 30, 2008 1:18 AM
Aye Cap'n. Good to see the missus allows you out again.
What d'yer mean... she allows I out again??? Ever since a 'curried cabbage' incident at our local supermarket last week, I bin confined t' me quarters 'til I promises 'er faithfully not t' be embarrassin' 'er in public like that agin (who, me??)...
I mean, 'ow be I g'wen t' promise 'er that???
'Tis natural, after all... an' it wouldn' be right fer I t' go aginst wot muvver nature intended fer I t' do, now would it! How be she?
Yeah, on a more serious note, mrs starkers hasn't been her usual chirpy self of late: what with a couple of bothersome health issues and suffering with depression over her daughter (my step-daughter) doing all the wrong things again. Still! It's a case of telling us what she thinks we want to hear... promising us faithfully to do the right thing, but then she turns around and does the exact opposite, again and again.
It has been a huge strain on both of us, not knowing what will ever become of her, and I've been feeling the effects of depression as well, but I keep fighting to keep my head above water so that I can be supportive and helpful, etc.
Oh well, can't help those who won't help themselves, so we're trying not to worry too much and get on with things as best we can... which is probably why I joke around and act the fool a lot. Life seems that much easier with a smile on your face... when you can see a funny side to things and are still able to laugh.
Anyway, enuff of that!! Yeah, the new cabin is great and we're happy with it... it's comfortable and convenient to everything we need. However, I should extract my digit and clean the joint up some so I can take some more pics to post. Yeah, I've been a bit slack lately, though I'm sticking to the excuse that I've had a good excuse... for not being my usual 'too sanitary' self when it comes to the housework just lately.
Dr Guy
Reply #1280 Wednesday, July 30, 2008 7:17 AM
Clean it up? That be wot you got ship mates for! be they scarce, shanghai a mate or 2 and put them to the mop and bucket!
It aint natural for a geek to be so tidy!
Reply #1280 Wednesday, July 30, 2008 7:17 AM
clean the joint up some so I can take some more pics to post.
Clean it up? That be wot you got ship mates for! be they scarce, shanghai a mate or 2 and put them to the mop and bucket!
It aint natural for a geek to be so tidy!
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Reply #1261 Saturday, April 12, 2008 7:54 PM
Nope... but us did 'ave a Chinese cook once...'til I figured wot wos 'appenin' t' the rats frum tha bilge.
Aye, tha blaggard wos passin' 'em orf in e's chicken soup.