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Friday, June 30, 2006 by TheGuyPC | Discussion: Virtual Communities
Everyone at Joe User is just so happy and fun! You have to have a sense of humor with a name like Joe User!
I was considering starting a blogsite dedicated to the discussion of marriage. I was going to call it Harry Crabs. My wife balked, so I digress.
There is really no virtual community to compare to the honest, open perspective that Joe User has. There should be more like it. This world would be a much richer, more diverse place.
I, as soooooooo many others are just grateful to be blessed by the absolute intelligence that this community offers.
Thank you so much. And to do it all for free?! Wow!
PC
I was considering starting a blogsite dedicated to the discussion of marriage. I was going to call it Harry Crabs. My wife balked, so I digress.
There is really no virtual community to compare to the honest, open perspective that Joe User has. There should be more like it. This world would be a much richer, more diverse place.
I, as soooooooo many others are just grateful to be blessed by the absolute intelligence that this community offers.
Thank you so much. And to do it all for free?! Wow!
PC
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starkers
Reply #1242 Sunday, April 6, 2008 7:26 PM
Reply #1242 Sunday, April 6, 2008 7:26 PM
Oh, and Dr Jo, while we're on the politically correct theme, there were references to Froggies (French persons),and we have several French members here, but nobody took exception to those references. They were intended in fun and taken as such.
In the real world, I suppose you could call those comments racial slurs, but this has been a fun thread for ages and no ill was/is intended by the tongue in cheek that abounds here. In fact, we've taken several tongue in cheek pot shots at political correctness because, in many cases, it is downright ridiculous and petty, to put it mildly.
As for a crime of hate, little-whip is no more guilty of it than you or I. She made a comment that was in context with the ongoing conversation at the time. Nobody complained about it at the time, not even the person it was directed towards, so it should be left to die a natural death, OK!
In the real world, I suppose you could call those comments racial slurs, but this has been a fun thread for ages and no ill was/is intended by the tongue in cheek that abounds here. In fact, we've taken several tongue in cheek pot shots at political correctness because, in many cases, it is downright ridiculous and petty, to put it mildly.
As for a crime of hate, little-whip is no more guilty of it than you or I. She made a comment that was in context with the ongoing conversation at the time. Nobody complained about it at the time, not even the person it was directed towards, so it should be left to die a natural death, OK!
mike b1954
Reply #1243 Sunday, April 6, 2008 8:57 PM
Reply #1243 Sunday, April 6, 2008 8:57 PM
I defnuttly gree wuv yer' cap'm Starkers ser !! Dem dozy landlubbers 'iv no right ter a bit of fun, if they carn't at least laff at 'emselves, so they be try ter be serius' and flop misrabble-like ..
I was born in Froggie land an' I didn't take a fence ...
Dey just don' ave der gift of de tung'- in cheek yuma ... Dem's de wuns dat shud take a long walk off a short plank ...
Oh and by de way I went to dat port o'call sijestid airlier and got dis piece o'info fer yer ..
So der yer go ... Werz me rum,cap'n? I gotta mowf as dry as'a bucket 'o sand !!
I was born in Froggie land an' I didn't take a fence ...
Dey just don' ave der gift of de tung'- in cheek yuma ... Dem's de wuns dat shud take a long walk off a short plank ...
Oh and by de way I went to dat port o'call sijestid airlier and got dis piece o'info fer yer ..
Your pirate name is:
Iron Tom Cash
A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. You're musical, and you've got a certain style if not flair. You'll do just fine. Arr!
Iron Tom Cash
A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. You're musical, and you've got a certain style if not flair. You'll do just fine. Arr!
So der yer go ... Werz me rum,cap'n? I gotta mowf as dry as'a bucket 'o sand !!
starkers
Reply #1244 Monday, April 7, 2008 7:58 AM
Aye, Mate Iron Tom Cash, ye be roight 'bout that... them thar lan'lubbers be a few prawns short o' a seafood basket when it cums t' coppin' a bit o' humer on tha chin.
That thar Mate DrGuy whar s'posed ter 'ave gawn ashore t' bring back a couple o' longboats full o' rum ... guess 'e baint be back aboard wiv 'em juss yet.
Reply #1244 Monday, April 7, 2008 7:58 AM
Dey just don' ave der gift of de tung'- in cheek yuma ... Dem's de wuns dat shud take a long walk off a short plank ...
Aye, Mate Iron Tom Cash, ye be roight 'bout that... them thar lan'lubbers be a few prawns short o' a seafood basket when it cums t' coppin' a bit o' humer on tha chin.
So der yer go ... Werz me rum,cap'n? I gotta mowf as dry as'a bucket 'o sand !!
That thar Mate DrGuy whar s'posed ter 'ave gawn ashore t' bring back a couple o' longboats full o' rum ... guess 'e baint be back aboard wiv 'em juss yet.
Dr Guy
Reply #1245 Monday, April 7, 2008 8:28 AM
Vanilla Lover? ere now, wot be that kine o'talk!
Aye, that be me. And I be froggie tru and tru! Canna change me parents, just me life.
Reply #1245 Monday, April 7, 2008 8:28 AM
you commie-pinko-vanilla-lover.
Vanilla Lover? ere now, wot be that kine o'talk!
there were references to Froggies (French persons),and we have several French members here,
Aye, that be me. And I be froggie tru and tru! Canna change me parents, just me life.
Dr Guy
Reply #1246 Monday, April 7, 2008 8:29 AM
I brought it back, but they cheated us {hic} only gave us half o'er the amount ordered {hic}. Landlubbers! Cant trust ta lot o'em.
Reply #1246 Monday, April 7, 2008 8:29 AM
That thar Mate DrGuy whar s'posed ter 'ave gawn ashore t' bring back a couple o' longboats full o' rum ... guess 'e baint be back aboard wiv 'em juss yet.
I brought it back, but they cheated us {hic} only gave us half o'er the amount ordered {hic}. Landlubbers! Cant trust ta lot o'em.
starkers
Reply #1247 Monday, April 7, 2008 9:27 PM
I be so glad o' that... us don' want thar cattle roamin' all o'er tha place n' gittin' in tha way when us be thar fer booty collecshuns, now do us!
Reply #1247 Monday, April 7, 2008 9:27 PM
I was born in Froggie land an' I didn't take a fence ...
I be so glad o' that... us don' want thar cattle roamin' all o'er tha place n' gittin' in tha way when us be thar fer booty collecshuns, now do us!
starkers
Reply #1248 Monday, April 7, 2008 9:32 PM
Arrr! So that whar thee a swimmin' o'er t' tha Froggie vessel t sample them Froggie wenches.
I be glad yer not a kisser n' teller... else us 'd 'ave 'ad 'arf tha crew o'er thar making whoopee n' not swabbin' tha decks 'em made dirty 'ere.
Reply #1248 Monday, April 7, 2008 9:32 PM
Aye, that be me. And I be froggie tru and tru!
Arrr! So that whar thee a swimmin' o'er t' tha Froggie vessel t sample them Froggie wenches.
I be glad yer not a kisser n' teller... else us 'd 'ave 'ad 'arf tha crew o'er thar making whoopee n' not swabbin' tha decks 'em made dirty 'ere.
starkers
Reply #1249 Monday, April 7, 2008 9:40 PM
Me finks us'll 'ave ter send sumbody wiv 'e t' git tha rum.... them thar 'iccups tells I we wos short changed orright!.
Now Doc, I bin tellin' 'e fer ages t' leave tha rum fer tha swabs n' blaggards. Thar be a dozen barrels o' speshul cap'ns brandy stowed in me personal locker wot ye be welcome to.... bein' as 'ow I baint be inta 'ard licker anymore.
All I asks is that ye does yer navigashun afore ye gits ta guzzlin'....orright?
Reply #1249 Monday, April 7, 2008 9:40 PM
I brought it back, but they cheated us {hic} only gave us half o'er the amount ordered {hic}. Landlubbers! Cant trust ta lot o'em.
Me finks us'll 'ave ter send sumbody wiv 'e t' git tha rum.... them thar 'iccups tells I we wos short changed orright!.
Now Doc, I bin tellin' 'e fer ages t' leave tha rum fer tha swabs n' blaggards. Thar be a dozen barrels o' speshul cap'ns brandy stowed in me personal locker wot ye be welcome to.... bein' as 'ow I baint be inta 'ard licker anymore.
All I asks is that ye does yer navigashun afore ye gits ta guzzlin'....orright?
starkers
Reply #1250 Monday, April 7, 2008 9:59 PM
Thank ye, m' dear... ye be a true treasure.
Actually, lil-whip... I see'd nought wrong wiv "commie loving pinko fag" I wur under tha impreshun it wur a 'former' Soviet Union cigarette, combined wiv aphrodizzyac n' rolled in pink paper. Bugger all wrong wiv that!
I took me an aphrodizzyac once...tha room kept spinnin' fer a week n' I ne'er got t' find out wot it wur for.
Guess now it be Russia o'er thar, I reckuns 'em 'd only make 'em in Communist China n' N Korea.... bein' they still be commies, I guess!
Reply #1250 Monday, April 7, 2008 9:59 PM
Aiight, Cap'n.
Thank ye, m' dear... ye be a true treasure.
Actually, lil-whip... I see'd nought wrong wiv "commie loving pinko fag" I wur under tha impreshun it wur a 'former' Soviet Union cigarette, combined wiv aphrodizzyac n' rolled in pink paper. Bugger all wrong wiv that!
I took me an aphrodizzyac once...tha room kept spinnin' fer a week n' I ne'er got t' find out wot it wur for.
Guess now it be Russia o'er thar, I reckuns 'em 'd only make 'em in Communist China n' N Korea.... bein' they still be commies, I guess!
starkers
Reply #1251 Monday, April 7, 2008 10:19 PM
Reply #1251 Monday, April 7, 2008 10:19 PM
Oi! Lil-whip. 'ave ye thought wot 'em 'd be if'n 'em wos Cuban?
I reckuns 'em 'd be commie pinko loving Cuban cigars.
Tho under Castro I reckuns 'ed'ave left out tha aphrodizzyac... so's thar'd be less of 'em kayakin' it o'er t' Florida.
I reckuns 'em 'd be commie pinko loving Cuban cigars.
Tho under Castro I reckuns 'ed'ave left out tha aphrodizzyac... so's thar'd be less of 'em kayakin' it o'er t' Florida.
Dr Guy
Reply #1252 Tuesday, April 8, 2008 7:51 AM
Aye cap'n. But ye not want them landlubbers piesinin the crew, now do ye? I have to make sure it be not rot gut, and good stuff!
Reply #1252 Tuesday, April 8, 2008 7:51 AM
Now Doc, I bin tellin' 'e fer ages t' leave tha rum fer tha swabs n' blaggards. Thar be a dozen barrels o' speshul cap'ns brandy stowed in me personal locker wot ye be welcome to.... bein' as 'ow I baint be inta 'ard licker anymore.
Aye cap'n. But ye not want them landlubbers piesinin the crew, now do ye? I have to make sure it be not rot gut, and good stuff!
starkers
Reply #1253 Wednesday, April 9, 2008 12:18 PM
Oh yeah, lil-whip, I bin meanin' t' 'ave a wurd wiv 'e 'bout that that lil gem....
...As soon as I see'd it, I did spat a mouthful o' Tetleys all 'oer tha navigashun charts... so instead o' gwen t' Bermuder t' snaffle us up sum booty, us got waylaid o'er t' Ceylon n' ended up wiv a 'old full o tealeaves instead.
Not t' wurry.. it wur bloody geniuss
an' tea be bett'r fer I than rum any'ow.
Reply #1253 Wednesday, April 9, 2008 12:18 PM
Are you a contortionist or did you have a friend lick it and tell you? Just curious.
Oh yeah, lil-whip, I bin meanin' t' 'ave a wurd wiv 'e 'bout that that lil gem....
...As soon as I see'd it, I did spat a mouthful o' Tetleys all 'oer tha navigashun charts... so instead o' gwen t' Bermuder t' snaffle us up sum booty, us got waylaid o'er t' Ceylon n' ended up wiv a 'old full o tealeaves instead.
Not t' wurry.. it wur bloody geniuss
an' tea be bett'r fer I than rum any'ow.
mrs_starkers
Reply #1254 Wednesday, April 9, 2008 5:18 PM
Arrrrgh, tha cap'n be gettin sloppy wiv thar tea, I think he be soon walkin tha ther plank fer wastin tha tea
Reply #1254 Wednesday, April 9, 2008 5:18 PM
..As soon as I see'd it, I did spat a mouthful o' Tetleys all 'oer tha navigashun charts...
Arrrrgh, tha cap'n be gettin sloppy wiv thar tea, I think he be soon walkin tha ther plank fer wastin tha tea
starkers
Reply #1255 Thursday, April 10, 2008 5:30 AM
If'n I e'er gits ta wlkin' tha plank, it'll be tha one b'tween tha Twisted Sister n' that thar Froggie vessel's wenches quarters... I 'ears 'em 'aves a few beauties o'er thar wot could use a cap'ns touch.
Reply #1255 Thursday, April 10, 2008 5:30 AM
I think he be soon walkin tha ther plank
If'n I e'er gits ta wlkin' tha plank, it'll be tha one b'tween tha Twisted Sister n' that thar Froggie vessel's wenches quarters... I 'ears 'em 'aves a few beauties o'er thar wot could use a cap'ns touch.
Dr Guy
Reply #1256 Thursday, April 10, 2008 6:43 AM
If that be capn starkers, i be sampling less o'er the rum. he not be so fearsome looking when I be sober!
Reply #1256 Thursday, April 10, 2008 6:43 AM
Reply #1280
mrs starkers
mrs starkers
If that be capn starkers, i be sampling less o'er the rum. he not be so fearsome looking when I be sober!
starkers
Reply #1257 Friday, April 11, 2008 5:35 AM
Nah, that baint be me...I be far worse. Why d' yer fink thar be no mirrors in me cabin.
Reply #1257 Friday, April 11, 2008 5:35 AM
If that be capn starkers, i be sampling less o'er the rum. he not be so fearsome looking when I be sober!
Nah, that baint be me...I be far worse. Why d' yer fink thar be no mirrors in me cabin.
Dr Guy
Reply #1258 Friday, April 11, 2008 6:42 AM
Yer drink blud, and sleep in a coffin?
Reply #1258 Friday, April 11, 2008 6:42 AM
Why d' yer fink thar be no mirrors in me cabin.
Yer drink blud, and sleep in a coffin?
starkers
Reply #1259 Friday, April 11, 2008 11:33 PM
Yup! An' I eats pussy, too... well yer didn' fink that thar feline made it t' tha end o' tha plank, did yer???
Oh, n' I got meself a spare cap'ns hat... tha galley wench rescued is' afore 'e went inta tha microwave.
Reply #1259 Friday, April 11, 2008 11:33 PM
Yer drink blud, and sleep in a coffin?
Yup! An' I eats pussy, too... well yer didn' fink that thar feline made it t' tha end o' tha plank, did yer???
Oh, n' I got meself a spare cap'ns hat... tha galley wench rescued is' afore 'e went inta tha microwave.
Dr Guy
Reply #1260 Saturday, April 12, 2008 3:22 PM
I take it ye not be Indian or Chinese.
Reply #1260 Saturday, April 12, 2008 3:22 PM
Yup! An' I eats pussy, too...
I take it ye not be Indian or Chinese.
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Reply #1241 Sunday, April 6, 2008 6:55 PM
We're s'pposed t' be on tha Twisted Sister, not a trawler, so fer fair winds sake, let's not be a trawlin' ghosts o' the past frum Davy Jones' locker.
I user ter be a bi-sexual Engishman...liked ter 'ave it twice a night. Now gravity be me wurst enemy...age n' gravity. Now it be bi-annual - if'n I can git me peg leg orf tha deck n' inta me 'ammock.