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Friday, June 30, 2006 by TheGuyPC | Discussion: Virtual Communities

Everyone at Joe User is just so happy and fun! You have to have a sense of humor with a name like Joe User!

I was considering starting a blogsite dedicated to the discussion of marriage. I was going to call it Harry Crabs. My wife balked, so I digress.

There is really no virtual community to compare to the honest, open perspective that Joe User has. There should be more like it. This world would be a much richer, more diverse place.

I, as soooooooo many others are just grateful to be blessed by the absolute intelligence that this community offers.

Thank you so much. And to do it all for free?! Wow!

PC
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starkers
Reply #1041 Friday, April 27, 2007 12:06 AM

What about the lovely Mrs. Starkers?


Aarrgghh, now that'd be orright if'n 'er wos ta git up in tha morn.....most days she be sleeping in 'er 'ammock 'til midday n' gone cos she be up all night on that thar internet yakkin' ta folks wot calls 'emselves skinners n' tha like.

Me finks I unleashed a monster when I showed 'er wot this 'ere Stardock technology...'er lives, breathes n' dreams it now.

So 'ow be 'e goin', Po`? I 'adn't see'd ye 'round fer a bit! I 'opes ye n' yer missus n' yer young uns be farin' well 'pon tha sea o' life.
Skinhit
Reply #1042 Friday, April 27, 2007 12:20 AM
i cant believe this thread still lives.... when was the last time "the guy pc" actually stopped by?
Dr Guy
Reply #1043 Friday, April 27, 2007 9:20 AM
when was the last time "the guy pc" actually stopped by?


He was banned a couple of months ago. Did some nasty stuff, and that stardock technology caught him and reprogrammed his brain.
starkers
Reply #1044 Friday, April 27, 2007 10:20 AM
when was the last time "the guy pc" actually stopped by?


Lika tha doc says...he were barred/made ta walk tha plank...tho I begs ta differ 'bout e's brain bein' reprogrammed. One 'aves ter 'ave one ta start wiv fer that ta 'appen.


Aaarrgghh, it be good ta see 'e Doc me ol' 'arty....'ow be 'e doin' ol' mate? I 'opes ye got that thar rum swillin' down ta a finer art, if not under control.

Now let's be settin' sail fer Stardock ta add ta our booty.

****meanwhile, Brad n' tha Stardock crew 'll be shaking in thar boots o'er bein' invaded by a bunch o' ravin' lunatics****
Dr Guy
Reply #1045 Friday, April 27, 2007 11:16 AM
****meanwhile, Brad n' tha Stardock crew 'll be shaking in thar boots o'er bein' invaded by a bunch o' ravin' lunatics****


Me hears that brad be plannin a vaykayshun. Best we attack then. As they say, when the frog be away, the pirates kin play!
seldomseen
Reply #1046 Friday, April 27, 2007 11:58 AM
add ta our booty...??!!   

ZubaZ
Reply #1047 Friday, April 27, 2007 12:06 PM
add ta our booty...??!!


 

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starkers
Reply #1048 Saturday, April 28, 2007 12:46 AM
'Ere, Zubaz, that not be tha kind o' booty we be talkin' 'bout 'ere....us wants tha kind that'll make us rich beyond our wildest dreams. That thar kind o' booty 'll cost us more than it brings in, unless.....

an' shiver me timbers, us baint be g'wen inta that wikkid bisniss.


Me hears that brad be plannin a vaykayshun. Best we attack then. As they say, when the frog be away, the pirates kin play!


Aarrgghh, that'll be tha time ta strike....while tha frog's away an' e's tadpoles be a playin', us'll sneak in tha back door n' lay siege 'til tha Jolly Roger flies high o'er Stardock.

Fuzzy Logic
Reply #1049 Saturday, April 28, 2007 4:56 AM

Aarrgghh, that'll be tha time ta strike....while tha frog's away an' e's tadpoles be a playin', us'll sneak in tha back door n' lay siege 'til tha Jolly Roger flies high o'er Stardock.

As a duly appointed representative of His Majesty it is my job to see you all swing from the nearest yardarm.

Damn pirates - just a bunch of scurvy blaggards if you ask me.

starkers
Reply #1050 Saturday, April 28, 2007 9:14 AM
As a duly appointed representative of His Majesty it is my job to see you all swing from the nearest yardarm.


A representative of His bleedin' Majesty, eh! Well I'll 'ave ye know 'e 'ave sent many a land-lubbin' blaggard after us wot failed ta bring us to e's so-called justice. Aaarrghh, we'll be ready fer 'e cos us'll see ye comin'....thru our spyglasses ye'll be tha pointy eared geezer wot's green n' 'angin' o'er tha side o' tha barge our cannons 'll be aimed fer.
starkers
Reply #1051 Friday, May 18, 2007 2:19 PM
Aarrrgghh, I 'ave bin assemblin' me a new crew fer ta be sailin' this 'ere 'Twisted Sister' ta tha Great Barrier Reef....after us 'ave bin in drydock ta cut out tha hull n' replace 'er wiv a glass un. Thar juss be no booty in this 'ere sailin' ta Stardock caper,'n none o' ye 'aves any enfusiasm fer it anymore, so me n' this 'ere new crew'll be gittin' inta tha tourism trade instead. (and Brad says thank f*@k for that )

Thar'll be many a dubloom ta be made wiv this 'ere converted ol' pirate ship, showin me payin' passengers tha reef's many wunders while I juss lays back, sips me iced tea 'n gits meself a suntan.


Arrrgggh this 'ere new crew may be thaa roughest lookin' bunch o' sea dogs, but i'll tell 'e wot, they'm tha most loyal bunch o swabs I e'er 'ad tha pleasure ta sail wiv
starkers
Reply #1052 Saturday, May 19, 2007 12:36 PM
Tha new crew be orf ta git their mug shots fer their passports....an' juss ta show ye wot a pack o' loyal swabs they be, I'll be nailin' their pics ta tha mizzen fer yer peepers when they comes back tomorra

Be warned, most of 'em be sum wot gruesome lookin'.
Dr Guy
Reply #1053 Monday, May 21, 2007 9:30 AM
Be warned, most of 'em be sum wot gruesome lookin'.


Aye, dat be true. War da ya tink they got the idea of a Jolly Roger? Twas me babbee picture no less.
Fuzzy Logic
Reply #1054 Monday, May 21, 2007 7:56 PM

Which one o' ye blaggards be firin' 't Cutty Sark?

Oi' be takin' me cutlass to e' gonads an no mistake   

Dr Guy
Reply #1055 Tuesday, May 22, 2007 1:24 PM
Which one o' ye blaggards be firin' 't Cutty Sark?


She be a fine ship, that she were.
starkers
Reply #1056 Tuesday, May 22, 2007 3:47 PM
Which one o' ye blaggards be firin' 't Cutty Sark?


Nay, 't weren't none of us wot done that....she whar too fine a vessel fer tha likes o' bein' burnt' down 't waterline. It would 'ave ter 'ave bin a landlubber, cos no sea salt wurth e's salt would've done such a dastardly fing....string 'em up by tha bollocks I ses, frum tha 'ighest yardarm we can find.

Aye, dat be true. War da ya tink they got the idea of a Jolly Roger?


Gruesome weren't tha word....tha bloke wot does them portraits fingwybobs fer passports called in 'n reckoned 'e'd 'ave ter git 'imself a new fangled gadget cos 'e reckuns they done broke 'is old un wiv their diabolical dials.....

I 'opes 'e gits 'em dun soon so's us can set sail real fast, like.....I 'ears thar be sum booty laden Chinese Junks wot got dashed up agin tha coral reefs n' sunk in these ere waters 'round Northern Orstraylya.
Poison5
Reply #1057 Tuesday, May 22, 2007 4:14 PM
Zany spun out story on this looooonnnng post! A fun post if ever there was one

starkers
Reply #1058 Wednesday, May 23, 2007 10:26 AM
Bosun Barnabas Bailey

ZubaZ
Reply #1059 Wednesday, May 23, 2007 10:40 AM
Have any of ye been readin' this 'ere article?  Real Pirate Hang-outs

Argh!!!
starkers
Reply #1060 Wednesday, May 23, 2007 10:40 AM
Gunner Grimble Griswald

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