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Friday, June 30, 2006 by TheGuyPC | Discussion: Virtual Communities
Everyone at Joe User is just so happy and fun! You have to have a sense of humor with a name like Joe User!
I was considering starting a blogsite dedicated to the discussion of marriage. I was going to call it Harry Crabs. My wife balked, so I digress.
There is really no virtual community to compare to the honest, open perspective that Joe User has. There should be more like it. This world would be a much richer, more diverse place.
I, as soooooooo many others are just grateful to be blessed by the absolute intelligence that this community offers.
Thank you so much. And to do it all for free?! Wow!
PC
I was considering starting a blogsite dedicated to the discussion of marriage. I was going to call it Harry Crabs. My wife balked, so I digress.
There is really no virtual community to compare to the honest, open perspective that Joe User has. There should be more like it. This world would be a much richer, more diverse place.
I, as soooooooo many others are just grateful to be blessed by the absolute intelligence that this community offers.
Thank you so much. And to do it all for free?! Wow!
PC
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starkers
Reply #1063 Wednesday, May 23, 2007 11:04 AM
Reply #1063 Wednesday, May 23, 2007 11:04 AM
And tha Saw Bones.....Digby Damage.
Well thar ye 'as it, me loyal n' keen as mustard crew......now bain't they be tha most bewtiful lookin' bunch o' ol' sea swabs ye did ever cast yer peepers on !!!! I juss 'opes 'em don't scare orf me payin' passengers wots signed up fer tha first reef cruise.
Well thar ye 'as it, me loyal n' keen as mustard crew......now bain't they be tha most bewtiful lookin' bunch o' ol' sea swabs ye did ever cast yer peepers on !!!! I juss 'opes 'em don't scare orf me payin' passengers wots signed up fer tha first reef cruise.
starkers
Reply #1064 Wednesday, May 23, 2007 11:27 AM
Them buggers oughter be ashamed of 'emselves...firing rockets n' stuff at 'armless cruise ships.. .not very gentlemanly-like at all. It gives honest pirates like us a bad name, it do.
Gone are tha days of us more chivalrous pirates, I tell 'e, now they'm uncivilised an' a murderous bunch o vishous cutfroats.....that's wot 'em be, murderous n' uncivilised.
Reply #1064 Wednesday, May 23, 2007 11:27 AM
Have any of ye been readin' this 'ere article? Real Pirate Hang-outs
Them buggers oughter be ashamed of 'emselves...firing rockets n' stuff at 'armless cruise ships.. .not very gentlemanly-like at all. It gives honest pirates like us a bad name, it do.
Gone are tha days of us more chivalrous pirates, I tell 'e, now they'm uncivilised an' a murderous bunch o vishous cutfroats.....that's wot 'em be, murderous n' uncivilised.
jennifer1
Reply #1065 Friday, May 25, 2007 6:34 PM
Reply #1065 Friday, May 25, 2007 6:34 PM
aaargghh Cap't Starkers permission ta come aboard? Me time in confinement bein served an all?
starkers
Reply #1066 Friday, May 25, 2007 7:59 PM
Aaarrgghh, well o' course me dear, an' ye did'n 'ave ter ask....it be a given that this 'ere be yer 'ome away frum 'ome.
So 'ow be 'e? Us've missed ye n' yer cat o' nine summat fierce round tha decks 'n all. As ye can see, us 'aves sum new crew members wot be might be a tad green, but I be sure them'll pick up tha ropes in no time an' make fine replacements fer that bunch o scurvy sea dogs wot slipped o'er tha side ta go visitin' 'ouses of ill repute.
Oh, an' while ye might see 'em on tha poop deck, ye'll not see 'em up thar poopin' on tha deck....them be ravver civilised frawgs and 'em 'ave promised me their tadpoles won't be a nuisance if'n any of 'em 'appens ta git out loose on deck, like.
Reply #1066 Friday, May 25, 2007 7:59 PM
Cap't Starkers permission ta come aboard?
Aaarrgghh, well o' course me dear, an' ye did'n 'ave ter ask....it be a given that this 'ere be yer 'ome away frum 'ome.
So 'ow be 'e? Us've missed ye n' yer cat o' nine summat fierce round tha decks 'n all. As ye can see, us 'aves sum new crew members wot be might be a tad green, but I be sure them'll pick up tha ropes in no time an' make fine replacements fer that bunch o scurvy sea dogs wot slipped o'er tha side ta go visitin' 'ouses of ill repute.
Oh, an' while ye might see 'em on tha poop deck, ye'll not see 'em up thar poopin' on tha deck....them be ravver civilised frawgs and 'em 'ave promised me their tadpoles won't be a nuisance if'n any of 'em 'appens ta git out loose on deck, like.
starkers
Reply #1067 Friday, May 25, 2007 8:08 PM
Reply #1067 Friday, May 25, 2007 8:08 PM
If'n I recalls correctly, last time us 'ad a tadpole problem, it wur a drawed affair that see'd us usin' up most of our cannon balls sinkin' them thar Froggie barges wot 'ad no booty wurth takin' 
jennifer1
Reply #1068 Saturday, May 26, 2007 12:32 PM
aaarrggh Cap't it be mighty fine ta be back an all!
Ere now Mistress Jenny be puttin ta crew ta rights fer ye agin wit me cat o nine tails. I bein gettin lots practice in ta prison where ta mice shared ta food wid me!
So all ye crotchety old blaggards, ye bein swillin ta rotgut ye call rum an no doin ta work ye should be doin! Tis ta wrath o me cat ye be feelin mighty sharp on ye backs, den tis pecky wot be eatin ta maggots off your back 3 days after! An if ye be givin trouble still then ye be walkin ta plank an swimmin wit ta sharks!
So ow be ta mighty fine Mrs Starkers then Cap't, ye bein behavin fer er i's likes ta be thinkin or she be bendin ye over ta table an given ye ta wooded spoon on ye tush no doubt!
An where be dat scurvy dog dat call imself an alien, ta one wit ta pointy ears? wots es name, Fuzzball somit, aaarggh fuzzylogic! wot tricks e bein up to whilst I was gone Cap't? No doubt ye be keepin im in line? aaargghh
ah now I be lookin fer ta food an a glass o good froggy wine, i be beggin ye pardon Capt but I be itchin fer a good drink!
Reply #1068 Saturday, May 26, 2007 12:32 PM
So 'ow be 'e? Us've missed ye n' yer cat o' nine summat fierce round tha decks 'n all. As ye can see, us 'aves sum new crew members wot be might be a tad green, but I be sure them'll pick up tha ropes in no time an' make fine replacements fer that bunch o scurvy sea dogs wot slipped o'er tha side ta go visitin' 'ouses of ill repute.
aaarrggh Cap't it be mighty fine ta be back an all!
Ere now Mistress Jenny be puttin ta crew ta rights fer ye agin wit me cat o nine tails. I bein gettin lots practice in ta prison where ta mice shared ta food wid me!
So all ye crotchety old blaggards, ye bein swillin ta rotgut ye call rum an no doin ta work ye should be doin! Tis ta wrath o me cat ye be feelin mighty sharp on ye backs, den tis pecky wot be eatin ta maggots off your back 3 days after! An if ye be givin trouble still then ye be walkin ta plank an swimmin wit ta sharks!
So ow be ta mighty fine Mrs Starkers then Cap't, ye bein behavin fer er i's likes ta be thinkin or she be bendin ye over ta table an given ye ta wooded spoon on ye tush no doubt!
An where be dat scurvy dog dat call imself an alien, ta one wit ta pointy ears? wots es name, Fuzzball somit, aaarggh fuzzylogic! wot tricks e bein up to whilst I was gone Cap't? No doubt ye be keepin im in line? aaargghh
ah now I be lookin fer ta food an a glass o good froggy wine, i be beggin ye pardon Capt but I be itchin fer a good drink!
starkers
Reply #1069 Saturday, May 26, 2007 5:39 PM
Aarrghh, tha missus be doin' juss fine, Mistress Jennifer....an' o' course I bin be'avin' meself....don' git ta go 'cross 'er knee if'n I plays up any. B'sides, I be gittin, too slowed down n' long in tha tooth these ere days ta be misbe'avin'.
Mrs starkers ses I be too slow even ta catch a cold, so 'er reckuns she baint be wurried 'bout I chasin' wild wimmin or wenches anymore....an' 'er ses, I baint be 'andsome enuff anymore ta be attractin' 'em.
so I s'pose I 'aves ter be'ave meself. 
Any'ow, I 'ad best let ye git ta that thar froggy wine ye be thirstin' fer, while I puts on tha kettle fer a good ol' brew o' Tetleys.
Reply #1069 Saturday, May 26, 2007 5:39 PM
So ow be ta mighty fine Mrs Starkers then Cap't, ye bein behavin fer er i's likes ta be thinkin or she be bendin ye over ta table an given ye ta wooded spoon on ye tush no doubt!
Aarrghh, tha missus be doin' juss fine, Mistress Jennifer....an' o' course I bin be'avin' meself....don' git ta go 'cross 'er knee if'n I plays up any.
B'sides, I be gittin, too slowed down n' long in tha tooth these ere days ta be misbe'avin'.Mrs starkers ses I be too slow even ta catch a cold, so 'er reckuns she baint be wurried 'bout I chasin' wild wimmin or wenches anymore....an' 'er ses, I baint be 'andsome enuff anymore ta be attractin' 'em.
so I s'pose I 'aves ter be'ave meself. 
Any'ow, I 'ad best let ye git ta that thar froggy wine ye be thirstin' fer, while I puts on tha kettle fer a good ol' brew o' Tetleys.
jennifer1
Reply #1070 Sunday, May 27, 2007 6:31 AM
ah now ye be talkin mighty fine language, a cuppa tetleys brew that be a mighty treat!
while i be stuck on land wit ta landlubbers in ta rat infested cell i be findin this website wot ta landlubbers be usin - it be lookin like it be good fun.
WWW Link
seems pirating be spoofin al over ta place! this one ere be so funny ta bilge rats be asking ta get orf ta twisted sister!! Tis a pirate convention.
WWW Link
di we be gettin it right yet? did ye scurvey dogs get ta booty on board?
Reply #1070 Sunday, May 27, 2007 6:31 AM
while I puts on tha kettle fer a good ol' brew o' Tetleys
ah now ye be talkin mighty fine language, a cuppa tetleys brew that be a mighty treat!
while i be stuck on land wit ta landlubbers in ta rat infested cell i be findin this website wot ta landlubbers be usin - it be lookin like it be good fun.
WWW Link
seems pirating be spoofin al over ta place! this one ere be so funny ta bilge rats be asking ta get orf ta twisted sister!! Tis a pirate convention.
WWW Link
Me hears that brad be plannin a vaykayshun. Best we attack then. As they say, when the frog be away, the pirates kin play!
di we be gettin it right yet? did ye scurvey dogs get ta booty on board?
Jafo
Reply #1071 Sunday, May 27, 2007 11:54 AM
Reply #1071 Sunday, May 27, 2007 11:54 AM
Starkers....those images were awfully big....they take forever to load...dial-up users wouldn't have a chance. Perhaps 2300x1700 is a bit 'silly'....
starkers
Reply #1072 Sunday, May 27, 2007 9:49 PM
Actually, I didn't notice they were that big until you mentioned it. I usually save my images at 1024 x 768....must be that new album thingy that came with PSP X1 wot saved 'em so hugely enormous. 
Will downsize and re-upload to Imageshack to see if that helps any.
Reply #1072 Sunday, May 27, 2007 9:49 PM
Starkers....those images were awfully big....they take forever to load...dial-up users wouldn't have a chance. Perhaps 2300x1700 is a bit 'silly'...
Actually, I didn't notice they were that big until you mentioned it.
I usually save my images at 1024 x 768....must be that new album thingy that came with PSP X1 wot saved 'em so hugely enormous. 
Will downsize and re-upload to Imageshack to see if that helps any.
starkers
Reply #1073 Sunday, May 27, 2007 11:25 PM
Sod it....originals will not delete so can not replaced by downsized (800 x 600) re-uploads.
Reply #1073 Sunday, May 27, 2007 11:25 PM
Will downsize and re-upload to Imageshack to see if that helps any.
Sod it....originals will not delete so can not replaced by downsized (800 x 600) re-uploads.
jennifer1
Reply #1074 Monday, May 28, 2007 10:31 AM
Reply #1074 Monday, May 28, 2007 10:31 AM
i's been lookin fer Tawoods, but I be told he be leavin these ere parts? I was goin ta drag the scurvy dog back on ta ship an all! But e's off dancin elswhere now?
starkers
Reply #1075 Monday, May 28, 2007 11:30 AM
It seems our souls be beyond redemption, so tha mighty vicar took orf ashore ta see if thar wos any salvagable souls among tha landlubbers. I juss 'opes 'e baint be 'oldin' e's breath, cos I don't reckun 'e'll be findin' any thar either.
Reply #1075 Monday, May 28, 2007 11:30 AM
i's been lookin fer Tawoods, but I be told he be leavin these ere parts?
It seems our souls be beyond redemption, so tha mighty vicar took orf ashore ta see if thar wos any salvagable souls among tha landlubbers. I juss 'opes 'e baint be 'oldin' e's breath, cos I don't reckun 'e'll be findin' any thar either.
ZubaZ
Reply #1076 Tuesday, May 29, 2007 8:08 AM
Reply #1076 Tuesday, May 29, 2007 8:08 AM
I have found the (almost) perfect Pirate keyboard!
Arrrr!
http://www.defectiveyeti.com/archives/000690.html
Arrrr!
http://www.defectiveyeti.com/archives/000690.html
jennifer1
Reply #1077 Tuesday, May 29, 2007 4:50 PM
very good!
Reply #1077 Tuesday, May 29, 2007 4:50 PM
have found the (almost) perfect Pirate keyboard!
Arrrr!
Arrrr!
very good!
mrs_starkers
Reply #1079 Saturday, June 2, 2007 1:56 PM
Reply #1079 Saturday, June 2, 2007 1:56 PM
'ear be thar cap'n he be drinkin' far too much tea mistress Jennifer 
Armbut
Reply #1080 Saturday, June 2, 2007 2:11 PM
Reply #1080 Saturday, June 2, 2007 2:11 PM
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Reply #1061 Wednesday, May 23, 2007 10:44 AM