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Friday, June 30, 2006 by TheGuyPC | Discussion: Virtual Communities
I was considering starting a blogsite dedicated to the discussion of marriage. I was going to call it Harry Crabs. My wife balked, so I digress.
There is really no virtual community to compare to the honest, open perspective that Joe User has. There should be more like it. This world would be a much richer, more diverse place.
I, as soooooooo many others are just grateful to be blessed by the absolute intelligence that this community offers.
Thank you so much. And to do it all for free?! Wow!
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Reply #1023 Wednesday, April 18, 2007 8:16 PM
Where ye be Cap'n Starkers?
Reply #1025 Wednesday, April 18, 2007 10:32 PM
Reply #1026 Wednesday, April 18, 2007 11:09 PM
Aarrgghh, I be 'ere me 'earty...so let's be gittin' tha cobwebs orf tha sails so's us can be settin' sail fer Stardock....yo ho ho n' a bottle o' rum, aarrghhh!
Reply #1027 Wednesday, April 18, 2007 11:42 PM
Reply #1028 Thursday, April 19, 2007 10:56 AM
Aarrgghh...then us'll 'ave ter git all tha wenches bloomers sewed t'gether n' 'ave 'em 'oisted up tha masts instead, then....they'll juss 'ave ter 'old their frocks down if'n thar be a wind blowin' up on deck (or if'n 'em lets any petticoat puffs fly).
Oh, an' I likes it best when ye gits down on all fours ta beg....only coz it makes I feel a lil bit taller.
Reply #1029 Thursday, April 19, 2007 12:19 PM
The 'Sister''s far from shipshape an cud use a bit o' the holystone 'n' palm 'n' marlinspike...e'en the Cap'n's fid here 'n' there...there's barnacles thick as grapes on 'er 'ull.


Reply #1030 Thursday, April 19, 2007 8:04 PM
T'aint nuffin us caint be fixin' wiv a bit o' elbow grease...so git to it ye swabs, sew them thar bloomers t'gether n' 'oist em 'til us be catchin' tha wind....
As fer them thar barnacles, us might 'ave ter pull inta dry dock n' git me ex-muvver in-law ta give tha Sister's hull n' keel a tongue lashin'....as I recalls, when 'er unleashed that thar fing, a mild lickin' wud make a fair-skin's freckles disserpear.
An' seldomsee'd, I wish ye'd do summat 'bout that thar parrot o' yers crappin' about tha decks...tha saw bones be a complainin' that e's 'ad ta 'ack orf anuvver swabs leg coz 'e slipped in it...an' besides, us needs tha chippy ta be fixin' tha Sister, not spendin' e's time carvin' peg legs.
****aarrgghh, me smiley xtra be broke, grrrr!!!****
Reply #1031 Thursday, April 19, 2007 8:54 PM
Reply #1032 Friday, April 20, 2007 2:42 AM
Fer shure, Mate Zubaz...us wuden want ye ta git blisters on them thar pretty book-keepin' 'ands o' yers. 'Owever, ye'll be put ta task on keepin' tha ship's bisniss shipshape n' Bristol fashun, like keepin' an eye on tha booty, payin' fer supplies an' tha crew's wages....an' don't be givin' 'em a farthin' more than 'em be worth or ye'll be swabbin' decks wiv 'em on arf pay.
Reply #1034 Friday, April 20, 2007 2:34 PM
They ses talkin' t' yerself be tha first sign o' madness....seems ye 'ave give it a whole new meanin'....took lunatickin' up a notch er two t' a whole new level.
Reply #1035 Friday, April 20, 2007 2:35 PM
They ses talkin' t' yerself be tha first sign o' madness....seems ye 'ave give it a whole new meanin'....took lunatickin' up a notch er two t' a whole new level.
Reply #1036 Friday, April 20, 2007 2:49 PM
Reply #1037 Friday, April 20, 2007 9:27 PM
Aaarrgghh, that thar full moon 'aves alot ta answer fer....too many late nite strolls on deck, me finks.
Ahhh!!! (little light comes on) Now I knows why mrs starkers calls I a lunartic.
Reply #1038 Saturday, April 21, 2007 2:30 PM

It's the March of The Pirate Penguins!
Reply #1039 Thursday, April 26, 2007 6:05 AM
Aw, Po`, you tryin' ta say this 'ere social 'xperiment (outlet fer me pent up pirate fantasies) be juss a tad long?
I 'opes ye realises it be tha only fing I 'aves ta git up ta in tha morn.
Reply #1040 Thursday, April 26, 2007 9:48 AM
What about the lovely Mrs. Starkers?
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