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Friday, June 30, 2006 by TheGuyPC | Discussion: Virtual Communities
Everyone at Joe User is just so happy and fun! You have to have a sense of humor with a name like Joe User!
I was considering starting a blogsite dedicated to the discussion of marriage. I was going to call it Harry Crabs. My wife balked, so I digress.
There is really no virtual community to compare to the honest, open perspective that Joe User has. There should be more like it. This world would be a much richer, more diverse place.
I, as soooooooo many others are just grateful to be blessed by the absolute intelligence that this community offers.
Thank you so much. And to do it all for free?! Wow!
PC
I was considering starting a blogsite dedicated to the discussion of marriage. I was going to call it Harry Crabs. My wife balked, so I digress.
There is really no virtual community to compare to the honest, open perspective that Joe User has. There should be more like it. This world would be a much richer, more diverse place.
I, as soooooooo many others are just grateful to be blessed by the absolute intelligence that this community offers.
Thank you so much. And to do it all for free?! Wow!
PC
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PurrBall
Reply #82 Wednesday, July 5, 2006 2:35 PM
Reply #82 Wednesday, July 5, 2006 2:35 PM
I heard that there's a new filter that only lets chicks create new blogs. 
ZubaZ
Reply #83 Wednesday, July 5, 2006 2:39 PM
Hot or regular?
I may have to start reading JU again.
Reply #83 Wednesday, July 5, 2006 2:39 PM
| I heard that there's a new filter that only lets chicks create new blogs |
Hot or regular?
I may have to start reading JU again.
Dr Guy
Reply #84 Wednesday, July 5, 2006 2:41 PM
Damn! Caught me in drag!
Reply #84 Wednesday, July 5, 2006 2:41 PM
| I heard that there's a new filter that only lets chicks create new blogs. |
Damn! Caught me in drag!
Gene Nash
Reply #85 Wednesday, July 5, 2006 3:35 PM
That may be more information than I want to know....
Reply #85 Wednesday, July 5, 2006 3:35 PM
| Damn! Caught me in drag! |
That may be more information than I want to know....
ParaTed2k
Reply #86 Wednesday, July 5, 2006 4:07 PM
Reply #86 Wednesday, July 5, 2006 4:07 PM
If this is JokeUser, we should be telling jokes!
TheGuyPc was taking a test one day, wearing headphones. A proctor saw this and immediately grabbed them, pulled them out of his ears and said, "you can't wear those in here!"
TheGuyPc looked up, gasped and with hands to throat, fell over dead.
Shocked the proctor looked at the headphones and wondered what TheGuyPc was listening to... so he put them to his own ears...
"breath in... breath out... breath in..." ;~D
TheGuyPc was taking a test one day, wearing headphones. A proctor saw this and immediately grabbed them, pulled them out of his ears and said, "you can't wear those in here!"
TheGuyPc looked up, gasped and with hands to throat, fell over dead.
Shocked the proctor looked at the headphones and wondered what TheGuyPc was listening to... so he put them to his own ears...
"breath in... breath out... breath in..." ;~D
Dr Guy
Reply #87 Wednesday, July 5, 2006 4:24 PM
Reply #87 Wednesday, July 5, 2006 4:24 PM
| "breath in... breath out... breath in..." |
Whew! I thought he was listening to me Contralto! 
starkers
Reply #88 Thursday, July 6, 2006 12:00 AM
Geez, I guess it's cos it's the only party in town with entertainment, sit-down comedy, a floor show.....it's the 'in' place to be right now
Well there you go, PC Guy, you have your answer.....dress up in drag and you're in like Flynn. Now don't you feel like a right goose, coming up with the 'liberal' conspiracy theory when it was something far less sinister....
Never mind....the wife felt sorry for you and has sent off some bikini-line wax, eyebrow pluckers, a bra and G-string to go with one of her old but nice party dresses. Hopefully that's enough to fool 'em
Ugh-oh!!! News just to hand....Stardock insider has revealed disturbing information regarding a new filter to weed out, prevent undesirables from creating blogs. The new technology, in conjunction with current filters, identifies these people then zaps them with an electric shock that travels along a laser beam emanating from their monitor. Persistent rejectees will continue to get stronger and stronger shocks until....well you get the picture.
Well!!! This revelation put Stardock in a whole different light, doesn't it! With such advanced technology, NASA will be wanting in to compliment their star wars program, and spy agencies world-wide will want in also. Just hope it doesn't adversely affect continuing development on ObjectDesktop, other great Stardock products.
Reply #88 Thursday, July 6, 2006 12:00 AM
| geez, I can't believe people are still responding to this whiny assed drivel |
Geez, I guess it's cos it's the only party in town with entertainment, sit-down comedy, a floor show.....it's the 'in' place to be right now
| I heard that there's a new filter that only lets chicks create new blogs. |
Well there you go, PC Guy, you have your answer.....dress up in drag and you're in like Flynn.
Now don't you feel like a right goose, coming up with the 'liberal' conspiracy theory when it was something far less sinister....Never mind....the wife felt sorry for you and has sent off some bikini-line wax, eyebrow pluckers, a bra and G-string to go with one of her old but nice party dresses. Hopefully that's enough to fool 'em
Ugh-oh!!! News just to hand....Stardock insider has revealed disturbing information regarding a new filter to weed out, prevent undesirables from creating blogs. The new technology, in conjunction with current filters, identifies these people then zaps them with an electric shock that travels along a laser beam emanating from their monitor. Persistent rejectees will
continue to get stronger and stronger shocks until....well you get the picture. Well!!! This revelation put Stardock in a whole different light, doesn't it! With such advanced technology, NASA will be wanting in to compliment their star wars program, and spy agencies world-wide will want in also. Just hope it doesn't adversely affect continuing development on ObjectDesktop, other great Stardock products.
starkers
Reply #89 Thursday, July 6, 2006 1:32 AM
Reply #89 Thursday, July 6, 2006 1:32 AM
Bugger, just got zapped with what looked like a bolt of lightning coming from my screen, then an immediate tada....incoming mail....
It read: "That was for giving away company secrets....."
Guess I'll have to keep quiet about the matter transporter that reassembles rejectees at Stardock headquarters for a proper dressing down if they don't get the message, then
.........OUUUUCHHHH, that hurts, Brad! Okay, okay, I get the message, but you didn't have to have the voltage up that high.
What's next...
???
It read: "That was for giving away company secrets....."
Guess I'll have to keep quiet about the matter transporter that reassembles rejectees at Stardock headquarters for a proper dressing down if they don't get the message, then
.........OUUUUCHHHH, that hurts, Brad! Okay, okay, I get the message, but you didn't have to have the voltage up that high.
What's next...
??? 
Dr Guy
Reply #92 Thursday, July 6, 2006 7:48 AM
Reply #92 Thursday, July 6, 2006 7:48 AM
Maybe Starkers was writing some more secrets and got zapped by Stardock again.
starkers
Reply #93 Thursday, July 6, 2006 12:28 PM
Nope....turned out to be a case of can't beat him join him! Seeing as how I was so spot on about the secret filters/technology in use, seems they feel I might be used to unofficially divulge stuff Stardock sort of want you to know about but don't really want to admit officially....like the addition to be included in the next IconPackager update that places a bot in random desktop icons to watch for militant liberal paraphanalia, etc...to be sure, to be sure. No good hiding the icons, it auto installs itself in the start button, widgets, gadgets if the icons aren't present.
Sorry about that, people....revealed too much too soon on page 3 and it was deleted.
Oh, and guys...no point dressing up in drag to gain blog creation as a chick, either. That deception will be counter-acted by an addition to the fingerprint collector, which samples DNA to determine gender....offenders will have their snapshot taken by the desktop icon bot and have it plastered (with name) throughout the skinning community...
No good complaining....and besides, it promotes honesty...as in, imagine how you'd feel if you cracked onto a real foxy chick in a singles bar, only to find out later she? was a cleverly dressed, made-up drag queen.
Reply #93 Thursday, July 6, 2006 12:28 PM
| Maybe Starkers was writing some more secrets and got zapped by Stardock again. |
Nope....turned out to be a case of can't beat him join him! Seeing as how I was so spot on about the secret filters/technology in use, seems they feel I might be used to unofficially divulge stuff Stardock sort of want you to know about but don't really want to admit officially....like the addition to be included in the next IconPackager update that places a bot in random desktop icons to watch for militant liberal paraphanalia, etc...to be sure, to be sure. No good hiding the icons, it auto installs itself in the start button, widgets, gadgets if the icons aren't present.
| Why was the third page blank? |
| There is no third page.... (it's all in the matrix.) |
Sorry about that, people....revealed too much too soon on page 3 and it was deleted.
Oh, and guys...no point dressing up in drag to gain blog creation as a chick, either. That deception will be counter-acted by an addition to the fingerprint collector, which samples DNA to determine gender....offenders will have their snapshot taken by the desktop icon bot and have it plastered (with name) throughout the skinning community...
No good complaining....and besides, it promotes honesty...as in, imagine how you'd feel if you cracked onto a real foxy chick in a singles bar, only to find out later she? was a cleverly dressed, made-up drag queen.
Dr Guy
Reply #94 Thursday, July 6, 2006 1:14 PM
Reply #94 Thursday, July 6, 2006 1:14 PM
| imagine how you'd feel if you cracked onto a real foxy chick in a singles bar, only to find out later she? was a cleverly dressed, made-up drag queen. |
How did you know about my last date?
ZubaZ
Reply #95 Thursday, July 6, 2006 1:31 PM
How'd it turn out?
Reply #95 Thursday, July 6, 2006 1:31 PM
| How did you know about my last date? |
How'd it turn out?
Dr Guy
Reply #96 Thursday, July 6, 2006 1:54 PM
Didn't you hear about the naked man running down broad street at 1am?
Reply #96 Thursday, July 6, 2006 1:54 PM
| How did you know about my last date? How'd it turn out? |
Didn't you hear about the naked man running down broad street at 1am?
Gideon MacLeish
Reply #97 Thursday, July 6, 2006 2:00 PM
When your "date" went by the user name of "Buffalo Bill", that should have tipped you off right away, doc.
So, how WAS the bottom of that well, anyway?
Reply #97 Thursday, July 6, 2006 2:00 PM
| Didn't you hear about the naked man running down broad street at 1am? |
When your "date" went by the user name of "Buffalo Bill", that should have tipped you off right away, doc.
So, how WAS the bottom of that well, anyway?
Moderateman
Reply #99 Thursday, July 6, 2006 2:27 PM
Reply #99 Thursday, July 6, 2006 2:27 PM
what might be funny is WE are all having a grand time here while the originator of this thread is still being pissy.
starkers
Reply #100 Thursday, July 6, 2006 3:39 PM
Maybe I was THERE?!!! Not as your date, though....just sitting at the other end of the bar looking on in mirth & glee at the outcome. 
Oh, and BTW, d'ya wanna buy the photos, negatives off me? (already got my copies)
So glad you're enjoying it....the spy-bot on your screen confirms your amusement, as evidenced by the tears of laughter streaming down your face....so yeah, you're welcome. Which is more than can be said for the liberal wooz who sympathises with the originator of the thread and stuck his finger up at Brad, as there will be consequences.....
Reply #100 Thursday, July 6, 2006 3:39 PM
| How did you know about my last date? |
Maybe I was THERE?!!!
Not as your date, though....just sitting at the other end of the bar looking on in mirth & glee at the outcome. 
Oh, and BTW, d'ya wanna buy the photos, negatives off me? (already got my copies)
| This thread totally delivers. |
So glad you're enjoying it....the spy-bot on your screen confirms your amusement, as evidenced by the tears of laughter streaming down your face....so yeah, you're welcome. Which is more than can be said for the liberal wooz who sympathises with the originator of the thread and stuck his finger up at Brad, as there will be consequences.....
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Reply #81 Wednesday, July 5, 2006 1:29 PM