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Friday, June 30, 2006 by TheGuyPC | Discussion: Virtual Communities

Everyone at Joe User is just so happy and fun! You have to have a sense of humor with a name like Joe User!

I was considering starting a blogsite dedicated to the discussion of marriage. I was going to call it Harry Crabs. My wife balked, so I digress.

There is really no virtual community to compare to the honest, open perspective that Joe User has. There should be more like it. This world would be a much richer, more diverse place.

I, as soooooooo many others are just grateful to be blessed by the absolute intelligence that this community offers.

Thank you so much. And to do it all for free?! Wow!

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jennifer1
Reply #841 Saturday, January 6, 2007 10:20 AM
Mistress Jenny be toungue tied fer once Capt'n...good on ya mate



aye that I be - all bleary eyed tis mornin! I be takin me foot out me mouth now and be yellin again!


sorry Mistress Jenny, couldn't let that one slip by


*casts the cat o nine tails affectionately across Tawoods back* youch!

hahahhaha tis no problem tawoods, no problem, be good ta be laffin aint it!

jennifer1
Reply #842 Saturday, January 6, 2007 10:32 AM
bes batten down ta hatches thar be a big storm a brewin ere in ta triangle an ifs we don want ta be part o davy jones locker we bes be mannin our posts good an proper! capt what be ye orders den?

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tawoods
Reply #843 Saturday, January 6, 2007 10:44 AM
jennifer1
Reply #844 Saturday, January 6, 2007 1:08 PM
aw bleedin hell this ere boat be tossed around sommit cruel I be feelin a bit peagreen now!!
tawoods
Reply #845 Saturday, January 6, 2007 1:49 PM
I be feelin a bit peagreen now!!


at first glance me was readin' "I be feelin a bit pregnant now"...lmao...sorry agin Mistress Jenny
starkers
Reply #846 Saturday, January 6, 2007 4:31 PM
Mistress Jenny be toungue tied fer once Capt'n...good on ya mate


Well I'll be buggered... never thort I'd live ta see tha day when a woman whar speechless. It seems thar be a first time fer everyfing....but it's sure ta be tha last now that us've gone n' mentioned it.

bes batten down ta hatches thar be a big storm a brewin ere in ta triangle an ifs we don want ta be part o davy jones locker we bes be mannin our posts good an proper! capt what be ye orders den?


Now that be one blighter of a storm...bess be tyin' everyfing on deck down n' gittin' eveyone below after battenin' down tha 'atches. I juss 'opes us baint be goin' ta all that thar trouble on account o' ye confusin' tha docs tunderous britches belches fer gale force winds.

at first glance me was readin' "I be feelin a bit pregnant now".


Yeah, I 'ad ta take a second look thar....cos on first sight I whar thinkin' 'bout keel'aulin' tha culprit crewman, then avin' tha blaggard hung-drawed n' quartered fer takin' them sorts o' liberties wiv our good lady friend.

Any 'ow, us'd better git ta securin' everyfing afore tha storm hits...oh, a git ta checkin' under tha longboats juss in case Doc 'ave done got heself drunk n' curled up 'neath one o' 'em....us don' want 'im washed overboard, now do us!

tawoods
Reply #847 Saturday, January 6, 2007 4:35 PM

Any 'ow, us'd better git ta securin' everyfing afore tha storm hits...oh, a git ta checkin' under tha longboats juss in case Doc 'ave done got heself drunk n' curled up 'neath one o' 'em....us don' want 'im washed overboard, now do us!



Capt'n...happy to report tha Doc be secured in the ships chapel where he 'ill be a hearin' me prepartory lament to Stardock if'n we ever gets outta this 'ere confounded
Triangle
Dr Guy
Reply #848 Saturday, January 6, 2007 4:43 PM
Capt'n...happy to report tha Doc be secured in the ships chapel where he 'ill be a hearin' me prepartory lament to Stardock if'n we ever gets outta this 'ere confounded
Triangle


owl-lowed be thar name.  
jennifer1
Reply #849 Saturday, January 6, 2007 6:42 PM
owl-lowed be thar name.


hhhaaa ere ye be seein tawoods now be castin out ta drinkin devils outta ye

Priest 2
tawoods
Reply #850 Saturday, January 6, 2007 11:05 PM
avast ye devils of drink...begon with ye from this poor vessel of a broken man or I be sendin' ye to the bottonless pit that Davy Jones hisself be so afeared of he cried like a wee lamb to not be hearin' the name spoke aloud in 'is presence...
starkers
Reply #851 Sunday, January 7, 2007 5:17 AM
Capt'n...happy to report tha Doc be secured in the ships chapel where he 'ill be a hearin' me prepartory lament to Stardock if'n we ever gets outta this 'ere confounded
Triangle


I be very glad ta 'ear that...that tha Doc be safe n' sound. I were wurried poor tha 'ol Doc'd git washed o'er tha side by tha fearsome waves t'is 'ere storm be lashin' up. I juss 'opes ye can git tha demon drink out o' e's system so's 'e can navigate proper like ta git us out o' this 'ere curse'd Triangle

owl-lowed be thar name


Well that thar be a welcome change frum: "Hullo, be thar a bottle o' rum lyin' about all handy, like?".
jennifer1
Reply #852 Sunday, January 7, 2007 7:37 PM
Well that thar be a welcome change frum: "Hullo, be thar a bottle o' rum lyin' about all handy, like?".


If tawoods as any part o it - ta doc be sober quick time!!

Did ya see the tornado in ta sky ta water from ta sea was funnellin up too! Bloody nora we's in fer a rough ride!!

I be wishin we be in calmer waters now wit ta good sun shine or back on holiday!

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tawoods
Reply #853 Sunday, January 7, 2007 7:46 PM
Did ya see the tornado in ta sky ta water from ta sea was funnellin up too! Bloody nora we's in fer a rough ride!!

Me wasn't sher if'n that thar was ta weather or if'n the Capt'n dun had another eruption in 'is britches


I be wishin we be in calmer waters now wit ta good sun shine or back on holiday!

calmer waters an outta this 'ere blasted Triangle 'efore we be makin' headlines on one uv dim public television shows

jennifer1
Reply #854 Sunday, January 7, 2007 8:15 PM
Me wasn't sher if'n that thar was ta weather or if'n the Capt'n dun had another eruption in 'is britches




hahahahha
starkers
Reply #855 Monday, January 8, 2007 4:27 AM
Did ya see the tornado in ta sky ta water from ta sea was funnellin up too! Bloody nora we's in fer a rough ride!!


Yep, I see'd it, an' I near crapped me too. 'Owever, it be nuffin ta be afeared of...it were Gorg usin' some of e's alien technology ta try n' create us some dry land so's us'll 'ave somewhar's ta shelter frum tha storm.

Me wasn't sher if'n that thar was ta weather or if'n the Capt'n dun had another eruption in 'is britches


Now, now, Chaplain, ye obviously wosn't payin' proper attenshun in yer physics class, now wos ye! Them thar tornado's sucks fings up inta tha 'eavens ....if'n it 'ad bin one o' me notorious brithes belches, thar'd 've bin gale forced winds blowin' us all about, n' thar'd 've bin even choppier seas tossin' tha Twisted sister frum pillar ta post.

calmer waters an outta this 'ere blasted Triangle 'efore we be makin
headlines on one uv dim public television shows


I'll say....us don' want that thar lot wot does 'big bruvver' comin' 'ere n' filmin' our ev'ry move....not sure I'd like fer some sticky beak wiv a camera follerin' me ta tha crapper
tawoods
Reply #856 Monday, January 8, 2007 5:36 PM
me heartys, I be havin' one of them thar brain farts agin'...it came to me as I wuz prearin' fer me meditation after a tiresome struggle with Doc an his libatious thirst...if'n we could get tha Capt'n aboard tha scurvy dogs ship after he'd dun had 'is way with ta curry cabbage we mights be in a position ta rid ourselves of the likes of 'em an proceed to Stardock after headin' due west 'til we hit a coastline an figurin our posishun then
Dr Guy
Reply #857 Monday, January 8, 2007 5:45 PM
"Hullo, be thar a bottle o' rum lyin' about all handy, like?".


Me wife put me on the wagon {hic}. oops!
Dr Guy
Reply #858 Monday, January 8, 2007 5:48 PM
if'n we could get tha Capt'n aboard tha scurvy dogs ship after he'd dun had 'is way with ta curry cabbage we mights be in a position ta rid ourselves of the likes of 'em an proceed to Stardock after headin' due west 'til we hit a coastline an figurin our posishun then


Get us both on board, and thar be no survivors. It not be in the Genny Convention, but we not be needin any mor ingredients neither.
tawoods
Reply #859 Monday, January 8, 2007 6:40 PM
Get us both on board, and thar be no survivors


good on ya mate
jennifer1
Reply #860 Monday, January 8, 2007 6:50 PM
Get us both on board, and thar be no survivors


aye they be mighty fine secret weapons we ave! aragghh

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