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Friday, June 30, 2006 by TheGuyPC | Discussion: Virtual Communities
I was considering starting a blogsite dedicated to the discussion of marriage. I was going to call it Harry Crabs. My wife balked, so I digress.
There is really no virtual community to compare to the honest, open perspective that Joe User has. There should be more like it. This world would be a much richer, more diverse place.
I, as soooooooo many others are just grateful to be blessed by the absolute intelligence that this community offers.
Thank you so much. And to do it all for free?! Wow!
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Reply #822 Wednesday, January 3, 2007 10:01 AM
An the award for best lyrics goes to.......
ye be full o fun this mornin first mate guy!
Reply #823 Wednesday, January 3, 2007 10:25 AM
| ye be full o fun this mornin first mate guy! |
Aye, yer reply to Ta woods struck me funny bone.

Reply #824 Wednesday, January 3, 2007 6:36 PM
| but a heavenly bolt o' lightening 'd sure save us a shipload o' booty on gunpowder n' cannonballs. |
Mistress Jenny be havin' tha weapon to be taking care of the likes of them thar scow scrubbers
Reply #825 Wednesday, January 3, 2007 6:42 PM
| Mistress Jenny be havin' tha weapon to be taking care of the likes of them thar scow scrubbers |
tha be de weapon that Gorg invented, ta capt bes be tryin it out fer size!! It kick like a mule and ye as ta be angry ta fire it! It be usin ta rage from within! aaaargghh
Reply #826 Thursday, January 4, 2007 1:17 AM
| Reply #826 |
| It be usin ta rage from within! aaaargghh |
It be a good thing to see ye was able to get that outta ya
Reply #827 Thursday, January 4, 2007 2:46 AM
| t be a good thing to see ye was able to get that outta ya |
aye that tis that tis, now ye should be tryin im too, be good fer ta soul!
Reply #828 Friday, January 5, 2007 3:22 AM
| aye that tis that tis, now ye should be tryin im too, be good fer ta soul! |
Where's the bloody trigger at!?!?!?!?!
Reply #829 Friday, January 5, 2007 3:54 AM
| Where's the bloody trigger at!?!?!?!? |
aye work off some o tha anger at avin found out we be sailin in circles in ta bermuda triangle an no way out!!
Reply #830 Friday, January 5, 2007 7:00 AM
| aye work off some o tha anger at avin found out we be sailin in circles in ta bermuda triangle an no way out!! |
Aye, an what better way to work off tha anger than ta fire a few broadsides inta that thar navy scow!!
Oh, an' hide tha rum as well...it be tha bane of navigators an' tha real reason we not be gittin' closer ta Stardock. We be trapped in tha Bermuder Triangle, but it baint be tha helmsman's fault, I'll tell 'e. I see'd tha map 'e 'ad ta wurk from, an' it looked like somebody 'ad dropped a can o' worms on it ta plot tha course.....
Wurds wiv tha doc later revealed that 'e were a bit imbibed while plottin' tha course an' 'e may 'ave inadvertantly dropped some of e's spaghetti on tha chart. No wunder we be lost in tha Bermuder Triangle...tha helmsman 'ave bin follerin' a bunch o' squiggly lines on tha navigation chart.

Reply #831 Friday, January 5, 2007 7:55 AM
| Wurds wiv tha doc later revealed that 'e were a bit imbibed while plottin' tha course an' 'e may 'ave inadvertantly dropped some of e's spaghetti on tha chart. No wunder we be lost in tha Bermuder Triangle...tha helmsman 'ave bin follerin' a bunch o' squiggly lines on tha navigation chart. |
Aye, stead of a strate edge, I bin using a compass. I cudnot figur out why I cud not sraw a straight line.
Reply #832 Friday, January 5, 2007 8:11 AM
| Wurds wiv tha doc later revealed that 'e were a bit imbibed while plottin' tha course an' 'e may 'ave inadvertantly dropped some of e's spaghetti on tha chart. No wunder we be lost in tha Bermuder Triangle...tha helmsman 'ave bin follerin' a bunch o' squiggly lines on tha navigation chart. Aye, stead of a strate edge, I bin using a compass. I cudnot figur out why I cud not sraw a straight line. |
oh lord help us!! rofl
Reply #833 Friday, January 5, 2007 5:12 PM
| Wurds wiv tha doc later revealed that 'e were a bit imbibed while plottin' tha course an' 'e may 'ave inadvertantly dropped some of e's spaghetti on tha chart. No wunder we be lost in tha Bermuder Triangle...tha helmsman 'ave bin follerin' a bunch o' squiggly lines on tha navigation chart. Aye, stead of a strate edge, I bin using a compass. I cudnot figur out why I cud not sraw a straight line. oh lord help us!! rofl |
We be in definate peril fer sher...LMAO
Reply #834 Friday, January 5, 2007 5:29 PM
| I bin using a compass. |
A compass? Looked more like ye'd took to it wiv one o' them thar spirograph thingyemyjigs when I see'd tha map....n' that were after I 'ad peeled tha spaghetti orf.
| oh lord help us |
Oh Lord 'elp us orright....p'raps tha vicar 'll 'ave a few words in e's ear so's us can be on our way ta Stardock agin real soon, like. This 'ere Bermuder Triangle ain't tha nicest place ta be n' I'd like ta be gittin' gone out o' 'ere real soon.
Reply #835 Friday, January 5, 2007 5:40 PM
| Looked more like ye'd took to it wiv one o' them thar spirograph thingyemyjigs |
Be that the gray screen with the red border and the 2 knobs? And erase it when it be held upside down?
Reply #836 Friday, January 5, 2007 6:08 PM
| Be that the gray screen with the red border and the 2 knobs? And erase it when it be held upside down? |
that thar be a etch-a-sketch screen ye be refferin' to Doc...the spirograph thing look like a gear with holes in it an a picture of Spiro Agnew on it best as I be remember of them times long ago
Reply #837 Friday, January 5, 2007 6:37 PM
| Be that the gray screen with the red border and the 2 knobs? And erase it when it be held upside down? |
*shooos the fog away....*
Reply #838 Saturday, January 6, 2007 7:29 AM
| Be that the gray screen with the red border and the 2 knobs? And erase it when it be held upside down? |
Nope....but it would o' bin good if'n us coulda turned tha map upside down ta erase tha squiggles ye left ta confuse tha buggery out o' tha 'elmsman....tha poor sod still be goin' 'round n' 'round in circles n' can't walk a straight line along tha deck. It were suggested that strappin' 'im inta e's 'ammock might help cure e's vertigo...but that keeps goin' 'round 'n round wiv 'im.
| .the spirograph thing look like a gear with holes |
That be it orright! Now us'll 'ave ter hide tha darned thing n' replace it wiv a ruler....p'raps wiv a strate edge n' a bit less of e's elbow bendin', tha doc 'll be able ta set a course that'll git us out o' this 'ere Bermuder Triangle.
Reply #839 Saturday, January 6, 2007 7:43 AM
| It were suggested that strappin' 'im inta e's 'ammock might help cure e's vertigo...but that keeps goin' 'round 'n round wiv 'im. |
Reply #840 Saturday, January 6, 2007 9:23 AM
| Reply #858 |
Mistress Jenny be toungue tied fer once Capt'n...good on ya mate
sorry Mistress Jenny, couldn't let that one slip by
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Reply #821 Wednesday, January 3, 2007 9:47 AM
Weeeerrreeee Off to see the Wizard, the wonderful wizard of Stardock. If ever there ever there wiz there was, the wizard is stardock is because, because because........ of all the wonderful things he does.