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Friday, June 30, 2006 by TheGuyPC | Discussion: Virtual Communities
Everyone at Joe User is just so happy and fun! You have to have a sense of humor with a name like Joe User!
I was considering starting a blogsite dedicated to the discussion of marriage. I was going to call it Harry Crabs. My wife balked, so I digress.
There is really no virtual community to compare to the honest, open perspective that Joe User has. There should be more like it. This world would be a much richer, more diverse place.
I, as soooooooo many others are just grateful to be blessed by the absolute intelligence that this community offers.
Thank you so much. And to do it all for free?! Wow!
PC
I was considering starting a blogsite dedicated to the discussion of marriage. I was going to call it Harry Crabs. My wife balked, so I digress.
There is really no virtual community to compare to the honest, open perspective that Joe User has. There should be more like it. This world would be a much richer, more diverse place.
I, as soooooooo many others are just grateful to be blessed by the absolute intelligence that this community offers.
Thank you so much. And to do it all for free?! Wow!
PC
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jennifer1
Reply #862 Tuesday, January 9, 2007 11:19 AM
aaarrghh aaarrrrghhh!
Reply #862 Tuesday, January 9, 2007 11:19 AM
| s should promote 'er up ta tha cat o' eleven (a Spinal Tap reference) so's her can 'ave 'em squirmin' n' squealin' even louder. |
aaarrghh aaarrrrghhh!
tawoods
Reply #863 Tuesday, January 9, 2007 5:09 PM
Aye Capt'n that thar be a thought worthy of a second share of tha rum an she might jes' be acceptin' it if'n it don't be inteferin' wit her cutlass time she be so fond of
Reply #863 Tuesday, January 9, 2007 5:09 PM
| Tha fact be, Mistress Jennifer 'ave bin such a loyal crew mate, us should promote 'er up ta tha cat o' eleven (a Spinal Tap reference) so's her can 'ave 'em squirmin' n' squealin' even louder. |
Aye Capt'n that thar be a thought worthy of a second share of tha rum an she might jes' be acceptin' it if'n it don't be inteferin' wit her cutlass time she be so fond of
jennifer1
Reply #864 Tuesday, January 9, 2007 5:42 PM
aye whittling fuzzy's pointy ears new points aaaarrrgghh
Reply #864 Tuesday, January 9, 2007 5:42 PM
| Aye Capt'n that thar be a thought worthy of a second share of tha rum an she might jes' be acceptin' it if'n it don't be inteferin' wit her cutlass time she be so fond of |
aye whittling fuzzy's pointy ears new points aaaarrrgghh
Dr Guy
Reply #865 Tuesday, January 9, 2007 7:50 PM
Avast ye matey! I be in charge o ta rum! Dont be given out my rations wit owt me permission!
I'll {hic} tink abut it. {hic}
Reply #865 Tuesday, January 9, 2007 7:50 PM
| Aye Capt'n that thar be a thought worthy of a second share of tha rum |
Avast ye matey! I be in charge o ta rum! Dont be given out my rations wit owt me permission!
I'll {hic} tink abut it. {hic}
tawoods
Reply #866 Tuesday, January 9, 2007 7:55 PM
Doc' ye be backslidin' already????
Reply #866 Tuesday, January 9, 2007 7:55 PM
| I'll {hic} tink abut it. {hic} |
Doc' ye be backslidin' already????
jennifer1
Reply #867 Tuesday, January 9, 2007 8:49 PM
oooo aaaarghhh ye be lookin very disappointed tawoods!
Reply #867 Tuesday, January 9, 2007 8:49 PM
| Doc' ye be backslidin' already???? |
oooo aaaarghhh ye be lookin very disappointed tawoods!
tawoods
Reply #868 Wednesday, January 10, 2007 4:48 PM
Reply #868 Wednesday, January 10, 2007 4:48 PM
Aye Mistress Jenny, me wuz in high 'opes fer the ole sea....OWWWWWWWW!!!!!!....will someone who's 'pose to be feedin' Pecky stir up some grub fer 'im, the rascal jes took a plug outta me finger 
starkers
Reply #869 Wednesday, January 10, 2007 8:12 PM
Somethings wrong here, Pecky wouldn' go fer a finger normally....did ye 'ave it disguised as a pink jelly bean, by any chance?
I'll ne'er fergit tha time that thar Froggie cap'n whar relievin' heself o'er tha side o' that thar tub o' e's....Pecky spied wot 'e whar up ta (he's pink jelly bean too) an' flied right o'er thar fer a chomp er two....
T'war tha funniest fing I e'er see'd...that thar Froggie cap'n 'oppin about wiv e's britches 'round e's ankles, wiv Pecky flappin' all frantic like while 'angin' ta 'e's wossit fer dear life.
Reply #869 Wednesday, January 10, 2007 8:12 PM
| ..will someone who's 'pose to be feedin' Pecky stir up some grub fer 'im, the rascal jes took a plug outta me finger |
Somethings wrong here, Pecky wouldn' go fer a finger normally....did ye 'ave it disguised as a pink jelly bean, by any chance?
I'll ne'er fergit tha time that thar Froggie cap'n whar relievin' heself o'er tha side o' that thar tub o' e's....Pecky spied wot 'e whar up ta (he's pink jelly bean too) an' flied right o'er thar fer a chomp er two....
T'war tha funniest fing I e'er see'd...that thar Froggie cap'n 'oppin about wiv e's britches 'round e's ankles, wiv Pecky flappin' all frantic like while 'angin' ta 'e's wossit fer dear life.
Dr Guy
Reply #870 Wednesday, January 10, 2007 8:20 PM
Reply #870 Wednesday, January 10, 2007 8:20 PM
Aye. Captn. I bring bad news. Mistress Jenny be quarantined. Been a mess o bad weather her way, and the scaliwags done grabbed her. She not be back for sum time.
Guess you be crackin that whip now.
Tis a pity.
Guess you be crackin that whip now.
Tis a pity.
tawoods
Reply #871 Thursday, January 11, 2007 2:48 AM
That thar be the wurse news a crew cold be gettin' about a fightin' mate such as Mistress Jenny....HERE HERE fer Mistress Jenny HERE HERE!!!!!
Reply #871 Thursday, January 11, 2007 2:48 AM
| Aye. Captn. I bring bad news. Mistress Jenny be quarantined. Been a mess o bad weather her way, and the scaliwags done grabbed her. She not be back for sum time. Guess you be crackin that whip now. Tis a pity. |
That thar be the wurse news a crew cold be gettin' about a fightin' mate such as Mistress Jenny....HERE HERE fer Mistress Jenny HERE HERE!!!!!
starkers
Reply #872 Thursday, January 11, 2007 7:47 AM
Aye, that be orful news indeed....I sure 'opes 'er gits bett'r real soon like, cos tha ship'll not be tha same while her's out o' action.
I'll give it a try, but it'd not be wiv tha same finesse n' expertise as our Mistress Jennifer, so let's 'ope fer a speedy recovery so's 'er can keep tha more unruly o' this 'ere scurvy lot under control. Wivout 'er firm 'and ta keep some semblance of order, I fears thar'll be anarchy in tha queue fer tha rum rations.
Reply #872 Thursday, January 11, 2007 7:47 AM
| Aye. Captn. I bring bad news. Mistress Jenny be quarantined. Been a mess o bad weather her way, and the scaliwags done grabbed her. She not be back for sum time. |
Aye, that be orful news indeed....I sure 'opes 'er gits bett'r real soon like, cos tha ship'll not be tha same while her's out o' action.
| Guess you be crackin that whip now. |
I'll give it a try, but it'd not be wiv tha same finesse n' expertise as our Mistress Jennifer, so let's 'ope fer a speedy recovery so's 'er can keep tha more unruly o' this 'ere scurvy lot under control. Wivout 'er firm 'and ta keep some semblance of order, I fears thar'll be anarchy in tha queue fer tha rum rations.
starkers
Reply #873 Friday, January 12, 2007 1:16 PM
Reply #873 Friday, January 12, 2007 1:16 PM
Oi, whar be 'e all gone ta? It juss not be right that tha cap'n 'as ta 'oist tha sails 'eself, ye knows....an' wiv my bad back n' all, it makes fer a very grumpy cap'n.
If ye thinks ye can take liberties juss coss Mistress Jennifer baint be 'ere ta 'and out some disciplinary lashes, ye'd bett'r think agin.....she 'ave left I wiv her cat o' eleven ta git in a few practice lashes while 'er be in sick bay, so I suggests ye all git back ta wurk cos I got an itchy whippin' finger.
If ye thinks ye can take liberties juss coss Mistress Jennifer baint be 'ere ta 'and out some disciplinary lashes, ye'd bett'r think agin.....she 'ave left I wiv her cat o' eleven ta git in a few practice lashes while 'er be in sick bay, so I suggests ye all git back ta wurk cos I got an itchy whippin' finger.
Dr Guy
Reply #874 Friday, January 12, 2007 2:29 PM
Reply #874 Friday, January 12, 2007 2:29 PM
Aye, sorry Capt'n. me other Captn be cracking the whip and makin me undecorate the old homsestead. I ope to be back soon, but there be a lot of undecoratin ta do!
tawoods
Reply #875 Friday, January 12, 2007 6:03 PM
Reply #875 Friday, January 12, 2007 6:03 PM
Capt'n, pardon me absence but thar was a sound comin' from below decks and I went to search it out and got me self waylaid by someun' and I nary a clue as to who it was. Thar be mischief aboard tha Twisted Sister an tha communal wine has been absconded with ta boot 
seldomseen
Reply #876 Friday, January 12, 2007 7:15 PM
Reply #876 Friday, January 12, 2007 7:15 PM
Dr Guy
Reply #877 Friday, January 12, 2007 7:29 PM
Reply #877 Friday, January 12, 2007 7:29 PM
Arrrggg! mistress Jenny be whippin me good! And I da na like it! So to get o'ta whip, I be sendin this message from her.
Na, any of ye be doutin it? I will be sure te taste the lash! Rum be damned! Time to listen to the mistress o' ta whip!
| This is Mistress Jennifer - I be managin ta get a message outta da prison to ye all - - I be languishin in ta prison fer a period o time as tay see fit ta release me - i bein shootin me mouth orf an all an insultin every toms dicks and bleedin cows aroun an all! aye tis a big foot in ta mouth an we be tryin ta take ta foot out ta mouth an all aaaargghhh! 'es beleivin a bit o quiet time will be sortin ta mustard in me mouth out! Now jus cos I be not on ta ship fer a wee while ye crew ad better not be slippin up! Ta capt'n e be keepin tabs on each o ye an runni up ta bill like - so when I 's be comin back ye be gettin all ta back whippins yue scurvy dogs be needin ta sort ye out an all! In ta mean time Pecky ta parrot e be peckin and chewin on any jelly beans as gettin outtas line! Ne ye scoundrels bes be behavin fer ta capt'n ye ear? An capt ye be excusin me please fer a period o time from me duties.....an I be tryin erry now an again ta get one o ta guards ta get a message ta ye all by pigeon carrier!! Ye all be takin care now an all! eres ta gorg doin ta jail break an all! aaaarrgghh aaarrgghh! |
Na, any of ye be doutin it? I will be sure te taste the lash! Rum be damned! Time to listen to the mistress o' ta whip!
tawoods
Reply #878 Friday, January 12, 2007 8:09 PM
Reply #878 Friday, January 12, 2007 8:09 PM
Good on ya Mistress Jenny...we be keepin' tha ship in good health til ye returns from that thar incarceration...ta Governa sher to pardon ye forthwith
starkers
Reply #879 Saturday, January 13, 2007 11:22 AM
If'n 'e don't, us'll bring the Twisted Sister 'longside e's manshun n' start a blastin' away wiv our cannons 'til tha blaggard sees sense.
Reply #879 Saturday, January 13, 2007 11:22 AM
| ta Governa sher to pardon ye forthwith |
If'n 'e don't, us'll bring the Twisted Sister 'longside e's manshun n' start a blastin' away wiv our cannons 'til tha blaggard sees sense.
Fuzzy Logic
Reply #880 Saturday, January 13, 2007 11:44 AM
Reply #880 Saturday, January 13, 2007 11:44 AM
locked in chains in't darkest dungeon be the best place for 'er an' 'er wikid ways
There be a hangin' by the morn methinks... (or maybe a spankin' arrr)
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Reply #861 Tuesday, January 9, 2007 10:00 AM
That'd be fer shure....an' us'd 'ave ter take Mistress Jeniffer wiv us as well, so's her can gin in a bit o' cat o' nine practice.
Tha fact be, Mistress Jennifer 'ave bin such a loyal crew mate, us should promote 'er up ta tha cat o' eleven (a Spinal Tap reference) so's her can 'ave 'em squirmin' n' squealin' even louder.