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Friday, June 30, 2006 by TheGuyPC | Discussion: Virtual Communities
Everyone at Joe User is just so happy and fun! You have to have a sense of humor with a name like Joe User!
I was considering starting a blogsite dedicated to the discussion of marriage. I was going to call it Harry Crabs. My wife balked, so I digress.
There is really no virtual community to compare to the honest, open perspective that Joe User has. There should be more like it. This world would be a much richer, more diverse place.
I, as soooooooo many others are just grateful to be blessed by the absolute intelligence that this community offers.
Thank you so much. And to do it all for free?! Wow!
PC
I was considering starting a blogsite dedicated to the discussion of marriage. I was going to call it Harry Crabs. My wife balked, so I digress.
There is really no virtual community to compare to the honest, open perspective that Joe User has. There should be more like it. This world would be a much richer, more diverse place.
I, as soooooooo many others are just grateful to be blessed by the absolute intelligence that this community offers.
Thank you so much. And to do it all for free?! Wow!
PC
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starkers
Reply #622 Monday, November 27, 2006 10:37 AM
Reply #622 Monday, November 27, 2006 10:37 AM
Orright, curried cabbage is off the menu....tis safe ta come back aboard now, really!
Dr Guy
Reply #623 Monday, November 27, 2006 12:52 PM
Reply #623 Monday, November 27, 2006 12:52 PM
Sorry Cap'n {Urrrrp}. Was feasting on them birds they got in this here land.
tawoods
Reply #624 Monday, November 27, 2006 5:36 PM
Reply #624 Monday, November 27, 2006 5:36 PM
I found the Doc's stash and hav' been partakin' of it Capt'n 
starkers
Reply #626 Monday, November 27, 2006 9:02 PM
Now I 'opes ye be speakin' o' them thar scrub turkeys there abouts, n' not tha near nekkid hula wenches....I be fine wiv a bit o' neckin' n' canoodlin', but I'm not one fer cannibalism.
Arrrgghh, ye be a right royal pisspot, ta.
But 'ere, I'll give 'e a little tip! When ye've emptied Doc's keg, refill it wiv cold tea n' a bit o' rum essence....wiv a mouthful o' bird he'd ne'er know tha diff'rence. 
Juss as well ye didn' git inta 'e's other stash....I 'ears when it be mixed wiv rum ye can see sea monsters n' tha like. But thar agin, ye'd be as 'igh as a KITE, n' if one o' tha sails tored, us could run ye up tha mast ta catch tha wind.
Reply #626 Monday, November 27, 2006 9:02 PM
| Sorry Cap'n {Urrrrp}. Was feasting on them birds they got in this here land. |
Now I 'opes ye be speakin' o' them thar scrub turkeys there abouts, n' not tha near nekkid hula wenches....I be fine wiv a bit o' neckin' n' canoodlin', but I'm not one fer cannibalism.
| I found the Doc's stash and hav' been partakin' of it Capt'n.....of rum that is |
Arrrgghh, ye be a right royal pisspot, ta.
But 'ere, I'll give 'e a little tip! When ye've emptied Doc's keg, refill it wiv cold tea n' a bit o' rum essence....wiv a mouthful o' bird he'd ne'er know tha diff'rence. 
Juss as well ye didn' git inta 'e's other stash....I 'ears when it be mixed wiv rum ye can see sea monsters n' tha like. But thar agin, ye'd be as 'igh as a KITE, n' if one o' tha sails tored, us could run ye up tha mast ta catch tha wind.
Dr Guy
Reply #627 Tuesday, November 28, 2006 8:24 AM
Aye, I cud speak sometin here, but I doan want this to get an X rating.
Reply #627 Tuesday, November 28, 2006 8:24 AM
| Now I 'opes ye be speakin' o' them thar scrub turkeys there abouts, n' not tha near nekkid hula wenches....I be fine wiv a bit o' neckin' n' canoodlin', but I'm not one fer cannibalism. |
Aye, I cud speak sometin here, but I doan want this to get an X rating.
starkers
Reply #628 Tuesday, November 28, 2006 2:10 PM
Aarrrrggghhh.....best then ye keep them thar utterances under wraps/be'ind closed doors....besides, it be rude ta speak wiv yer mouth full.
Asides, I kin read tha book when ye writes yer memoirs....juss don' fergit tha illustrations.
Reply #628 Tuesday, November 28, 2006 2:10 PM
| Aye, I cud speak sometin here, but I doan want this to get an X rating. |
Aarrrrggghhh.....best then ye keep them thar utterances under wraps/be'ind closed doors....besides, it be rude ta speak wiv yer mouth full.
Asides, I kin read tha book when ye writes yer memoirs....juss don' fergit tha illustrations.
Dr Guy
Reply #629 Tuesday, November 28, 2006 3:17 PM
Tha will be a tail to tell.
Reply #629 Tuesday, November 28, 2006 3:17 PM
| Asides, I kin read tha book when ye writes yer memoirs....juss don' fergit tha illustrations. |
Tha will be a tail to tell.
starkers
Reply #630 Wednesday, November 29, 2006 6:28 AM
Aaarggghh....and with tha self-explanatory illustrations it'd be bound fer tha bestest seller list within a day o' bein' released.
Reply #630 Wednesday, November 29, 2006 6:28 AM
| Tha will be a tail to tell. |
Aaarggghh....and with tha self-explanatory illustrations it'd be bound fer tha bestest seller list within a day o' bein' released.
starkers
Reply #632 Wednesday, November 29, 2006 11:42 AM
Reply #632 Wednesday, November 29, 2006 11:42 AM
Dr Guy, that's not exactly the kind of bird I had in mind....guess you've selected that type for the G rated abridged version.
Personally. I can't wait for the unabridged adult version that graphically portrays dastardly buccaneer behaviour at its best (worst).....
Besides, ye should know, while childrens books sell reasonably well, it be tha spicy adventures that grab an audience by tha short n; curlies n' glue 'em to tha pages 'til 'em reaches tha back cover n' they be left thirstin' fer more....
Best ye git ta more a heap more misbehavin' fer a sequel er three..
Personally. I can't wait for the unabridged adult version that graphically portrays dastardly buccaneer behaviour at its best (worst).....
Besides, ye should know, while childrens books sell reasonably well, it be tha spicy adventures that grab an audience by tha short n; curlies n' glue 'em to tha pages 'til 'em reaches tha back cover n' they be left thirstin' fer more....
Best ye git ta more a heap more misbehavin' fer a sequel er three..
Dr Guy
Reply #633 Wednesday, November 29, 2006 12:41 PM
Aye, this be a PG rated blog. Would not want to offend the leetle kiddies.
Reply #633 Wednesday, November 29, 2006 12:41 PM
| guess you've selected that type for the G rated abridged version. |
Aye, this be a PG rated blog. Would not want to offend the leetle kiddies.
starkers
Reply #634 Thursday, November 30, 2006 1:05 PM
Nope, can't have that, can we....so hurry up n' git ta work on tha other version, I be lackin' fer a bit o' excitemint an' adventure in me life since tha missus cancelled me subscription ta Playboy: Pirates Edition.....
Tried goin' to tha newsagent ta git meself this month's copy, but her beat me to it ....when I gits back aboard n' takes it outta the plain brown paper bag, it were a copy of 'Horse n' Hound instead.
Reply #634 Thursday, November 30, 2006 1:05 PM
| Aye, this be a PG rated blog. Would not want to offend the leetle kiddies. |
Nope, can't have that, can we....so hurry up n' git ta work on tha other version, I be lackin' fer a bit o' excitemint an' adventure in me life since tha missus cancelled me subscription ta Playboy: Pirates Edition.....
Tried goin' to tha newsagent ta git meself this month's copy, but her beat me to it ....when I gits back aboard n' takes it outta the plain brown paper bag, it were a copy of 'Horse n' Hound instead.
Dr Guy
Reply #635 Thursday, November 30, 2006 1:22 PM
Me always wonderd what they did with them peg legs in that book.
Reply #635 Thursday, November 30, 2006 1:22 PM
| Nope, can't have that, can we....so hurry up n' git ta work on tha other version, I be lackin' fer a bit o' excitemint an' adventure in me life since tha missus cancelled me subscription ta Playboy: Pirates Edition..... |
Me always wonderd what they did with them peg legs in that book.
starkers
Reply #636 Friday, December 1, 2006 7:28 AM
Me too, but I 'ears an aging pop stars missus be considerin' modelling comeback, so p'raps her'll find a use fer 'em.....
In fact, one o them thar pichure taking fellers were sayin' 'e don't need 'is peg leg anymore, NOT since movin' o'er frum Time Magazine ta Playboy: Pirates Edition....so thar'd be a spare floatin' threabouts in just 'er size.
I also 'ears thar be a couple o' crewmen using peg arms as well - ta be lookin' all innocent while they misbehavin' wiv female crew members. What 'em be doin' is puttin' their peg arm n' one good one in thar pockets, while they be pinchin' tha wenches butts wiv tha other good un n' be lookin' tha other way all innocent like. Arrrggghh!!!! Now I juss be awaitin' fer tha ship's carpenter ta fashion n' be fittin' mine.
On another note: did anyone else notice the original blog posting has been revised to be rather more pleasant than its forebear?
Good on ya GuyPC, it pleases me greatly to see the more amiable approach, as I'm sure others are also.
It's really not such a bad place....even if it don't always work as one would like due to recoding/revamping, etc. It's still a pretty good place to visit, and the folk around here are generally terrific people to know & communicate with. Let's just say that the past is where it belongs -in the past - and the invitation to join in a bit of tomfoolery remains open to you....it is, after all. your blog originally, so why not contribute items of interest a few humorous anecdotes, etc. 
I be right, hey crew, thar be no grudges or ill feelin's aboard this ere bucket, right!!!
Reply #636 Friday, December 1, 2006 7:28 AM
| Me always wonderd what they did with them peg legs in that book. |
Me too, but I 'ears an aging pop stars missus be considerin' modelling comeback, so p'raps her'll find a use fer 'em
.....In fact, one o them thar pichure taking fellers were sayin' 'e don't need 'is peg leg anymore, NOT since movin' o'er frum Time Magazine ta Playboy: Pirates Edition....so thar'd be a spare floatin' threabouts in just 'er size.
I also 'ears thar be a couple o' crewmen using peg arms as well - ta be lookin' all innocent while they misbehavin' wiv female crew members. What 'em be doin' is puttin' their peg arm n' one good one in thar pockets, while they be pinchin' tha wenches butts wiv tha other good un n' be lookin' tha other way all innocent like. Arrrggghh!!!! Now I juss be awaitin' fer tha ship's carpenter ta fashion n' be fittin' mine.
On another note: did anyone else notice the original blog posting has been revised to be rather more pleasant than its forebear?
Good on ya GuyPC, it pleases me greatly to see the more amiable approach, as I'm sure others are also.
It's really not such a bad place....even if it don't always work as one would like due to recoding/revamping, etc. It's still a pretty good place to visit, and the folk around here are generally terrific people to know & communicate with. Let's just say that the past is where it belongs -in the past - and the invitation to join in a bit of tomfoolery remains open to you....it is, after all. your blog originally, so why not contribute items of interest a few humorous anecdotes, etc. 
I be right, hey crew, thar be no grudges or ill feelin's aboard this ere bucket, right!!!
starkers
Reply #637 Friday, December 1, 2006 7:38 AM
Me too, but I 'ears an aging pop star's missus be considerin' a modelling comeback, so p'raps her'll find a use fer one of 'em.....
In fact, one o them thar pichure taking fellers were sayin' 'e don't need 'is peg leg anymore, NOT since movin' o'er frum Time Magazine ta Playboy: Pirates Edition....so thar'd be a spare floatin' threabouts in just 'er size.
I also 'ears thar be a couple o' crewmen using peg arms as well - ta be lookin' all innocent while they misbehavin' wiv female crew members. What 'em be doin' is puttin' their peg arm n' a good un in thar pockets, while they be pinchin' tha wenches be'inds wiv tha other good 'and n' be lookin' tha other way all innocent like. Arrrggghh!!!! Now I juss be awaitin' fer tha ship's carpenter ta fashion n' be fittin' mine.
On another note: did anyone else notice the original blog posting has been revised to be rather more pleasing than its forebear?
Good on ya PC, I'm pleased to see the more amiable approach, as I'm sure others are too. It's really not such a bad place....even if it don't always work as one would like, due to recoding/revamping, etc. Still, it's a pretty good place to visit, and generally the folk around here are terrific, pleasant people to know & communicate with. Let's just say that the past is where it belongs -in the past - and the invitation to join in a bit of tomfoolery remains open to you. It is, after all, your blog originally, so why not feel free to contribute items of interest, a few humorous anecdotes, etc.
I be right, hey crew, thar be no grudges or ill feelin's aboard this ere bucket, right!!!
Reply #637 Friday, December 1, 2006 7:38 AM
| Me always wonderd what they did with them peg legs in that book. |
Me too, but I 'ears an aging pop star's missus be considerin' a modelling comeback, so p'raps her'll find a use fer one of 'em
.....In fact, one o them thar pichure taking fellers were sayin' 'e don't need 'is peg leg anymore, NOT since movin' o'er frum Time Magazine ta Playboy: Pirates Edition....so thar'd be a spare floatin' threabouts in just 'er size.
I also 'ears thar be a couple o' crewmen using peg arms as well - ta be lookin' all innocent while they misbehavin' wiv female crew members. What 'em be doin' is puttin' their peg arm n' a good un in thar pockets, while they be pinchin' tha wenches be'inds wiv tha other good 'and n' be lookin' tha other way all innocent like. Arrrggghh!!!! Now I juss be awaitin' fer tha ship's carpenter ta fashion n' be fittin' mine.
On another note: did anyone else notice the original blog posting has been revised to be rather more pleasing than its forebear?
Good on ya PC, I'm pleased to see the more amiable approach, as I'm sure others are too.
It's really not such a bad place....even if it don't always work as one would like, due to recoding/revamping, etc. Still, it's a pretty good place to visit, and generally the folk around here are terrific, pleasant people to know & communicate with. Let's just say that the past is where it belongs -in the past - and the invitation to join in a bit of tomfoolery remains open to you. It is, after all, your blog originally, so why not feel free to contribute items of interest, a few humorous anecdotes, etc. I be right, hey crew, thar be no grudges or ill feelin's aboard this ere bucket, right!!!
Dr Guy
Reply #638 Friday, December 1, 2006 8:03 AM
I not be notin it until you said so. Me thinks he gave up the ghost of his protest. Mayhaps I will google his name and check him out, if his bark has mellowed.
Reply #638 Friday, December 1, 2006 8:03 AM
| On another note: did anyone else notice the original blog posting has been revised to be rather more pleasing than its forebear? |
I not be notin it until you said so. Me thinks he gave up the ghost of his protest. Mayhaps I will google his name and check him out, if his bark has mellowed.
starkers
Reply #639 Saturday, December 2, 2006 3:26 AM
I certainly hope so.....he'd be a much happier and more likable person here for it.
I've had some pretty shitty things happen in my life over the years, but in lightening up, maintaining a sense of humour and not letting inconsequential things get to me, all those shitty things seem all the more insignificant, particularly when I know of so many more people far worse off than myself.....
When my stepdaughter ran away from home at age 15 to behave inappropriately, I thought it was the end of the world and went into a emotional/mental slump. Thing is, whether I like it or not, frequent reports let us know she is surviving and still alive.... which is a considerably better position to be in than the parents of abducted children, not knowing whether or not their kids are okay....
To add further discomfort, I suffer with a debilitating spinal condition and osteo arthritis, so with each passing year my mobility decreases and I'm unable to enjoy many of the activities I enjoyed as a younger man.....but hey, I adapted and found new interests requiring less physical exertion, so I still feel like I'm enjoying a full and interesting life despite some limitations....
Thing is, I can still walk and get around, albeit not as robustly as before, but there are others who can not due to paralysis, etc, so I still consider myself to be rather fortunate and am thankful for what I'm still able to do. I can still laugh and share a joke, I can still get on the net and communicate with some amazing & very interesting people.....and if I find that I'm unable open a JU blog, I'll just come back to the WC forums and pester the crap outaa everyone here.
Reply #639 Saturday, December 2, 2006 3:26 AM
| if his bark has mellowed. |
I certainly hope so.....he'd be a much happier and more likable person here for it.
I've had some pretty shitty things happen in my life over the years, but in lightening up, maintaining a sense of humour and not letting inconsequential things get to me, all those shitty things seem all the more insignificant, particularly when I know of so many more people far worse off than myself.....
When my stepdaughter ran away from home at age 15 to behave inappropriately, I thought it was the end of the world and went into a emotional/mental slump. Thing is, whether I like it or not, frequent reports let us know she is surviving and still alive.... which is a considerably better position to be in than the parents of abducted children, not knowing whether or not their kids are okay....
To add further discomfort, I suffer with a debilitating spinal condition and osteo arthritis, so with each passing year my mobility decreases and I'm unable to enjoy many of the activities I enjoyed as a younger man.....but hey, I adapted and found new interests requiring less physical exertion, so I still feel like I'm enjoying a full and interesting life despite some limitations....
Thing is, I can still walk and get around, albeit not as robustly as before, but there are others who can not due to paralysis, etc, so I still consider myself to be rather fortunate and am thankful for what I'm still able to do. I can still laugh and share a joke, I can still get on the net and communicate with some amazing & very interesting people.....and if I find that I'm unable open a JU blog, I'll just come back to the WC forums and pester the crap outaa everyone here.
tawoods
Reply #640 Saturday, December 2, 2006 11:22 AM
AYE CAPT'N!!!!! an now that tha tears be dryin' up in me ol' eye I be sayin' cheers to ya and a robust HERE, HERE!!!!
Bloody hell, ye been in tha cabbage, ya scurulous seadog...ya self absorb'd inconsiterate blight of the bounty sea...ya...ya...ya skunk!!!!!!
Reply #640 Saturday, December 2, 2006 11:22 AM
| pester the crap outaa everyone here. |
AYE CAPT'N!!!!! an now that tha tears be dryin' up in me ol' eye I be sayin' cheers to ya and a robust HERE, HERE!!!!
Bloody hell, ye been in tha cabbage, ya scurulous seadog...ya self absorb'd inconsiterate blight of the bounty sea...ya...ya...ya skunk!!!!!!
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Reply #621 Thursday, November 23, 2006 10:33 PM
Aaarrghhh...us'll 'ave ta lornch tha longboat n' drag 'em back in chains frum that thar isle they be cavortin' about on wiv near nekkid native wenches....
Best we up thar rum rations ta keep 'em a bit 'appier....too drunk ta row ashore.
.....'Ere, do 'e think it be all that thar curried cabbage I be eatin' that's drivin' 'em ta seek refuge (fresh air) ashore?