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Friday, June 30, 2006 by TheGuyPC | Discussion: Virtual Communities
Everyone at Joe User is just so happy and fun! You have to have a sense of humor with a name like Joe User!
I was considering starting a blogsite dedicated to the discussion of marriage. I was going to call it Harry Crabs. My wife balked, so I digress.
There is really no virtual community to compare to the honest, open perspective that Joe User has. There should be more like it. This world would be a much richer, more diverse place.
I, as soooooooo many others are just grateful to be blessed by the absolute intelligence that this community offers.
Thank you so much. And to do it all for free?! Wow!
PC
I was considering starting a blogsite dedicated to the discussion of marriage. I was going to call it Harry Crabs. My wife balked, so I digress.
There is really no virtual community to compare to the honest, open perspective that Joe User has. There should be more like it. This world would be a much richer, more diverse place.
I, as soooooooo many others are just grateful to be blessed by the absolute intelligence that this community offers.
Thank you so much. And to do it all for free?! Wow!
PC
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tawoods
Reply #642 Saturday, December 2, 2006 2:33 PM
Aaarrgghhh, me be havin' words with tha cook shurin as ye be tha Capt'n
Reply #642 Saturday, December 2, 2006 2:33 PM
| me thinks tha cook be puttin' summat in tha grub |
Aaarrgghhh, me be havin' words with tha cook shurin as ye be tha Capt'n
starkers
Reply #644 Saturday, December 2, 2006 11:03 PM
It not be juss wurds her needs, it be replacin' wiv sumbody who can read a repice book n' foller tha instructions all proper like. Gorg were sayin' he don' need 'is UFO ta take orf anymore...tha stew her cooks up produces enough propellant fer 'im ta lift orf wivout it.
Ere, PC, why be 'e beltin' that thar poor ol' nag like that....e'll git up of he's own accord after e's nap.
Asides frum that, us don't allow 'orses aboard this 'ere vessel....not only do 'em put me crew in 'arms way when they gits ta gallopin' about tha decks, tha manure'd be right royally orf cos o' tha curried cabbage....and cos it sticks to yer boots like glue if ye 'appens ta accidentally step in it.
Reply #644 Saturday, December 2, 2006 11:03 PM
| Aaarrgghhh, me be havin' words with tha cook shurin as ye be tha Capt'n |
It not be juss wurds her needs, it be replacin' wiv sumbody who can read a repice book n' foller tha instructions all proper like. Gorg were sayin' he don' need 'is UFO ta take orf anymore...tha stew her cooks up produces enough propellant fer 'im ta lift orf wivout it.
Ere, PC, why be 'e beltin' that thar poor ol' nag like that....e'll git up of he's own accord after e's nap.
Asides frum that, us don't allow 'orses aboard this 'ere vessel....not only do 'em put me crew in 'arms way when they gits ta gallopin' about tha decks, tha manure'd be right royally orf cos o' tha curried cabbage....and cos it sticks to yer boots like glue if ye 'appens ta accidentally step in it.
Dr Guy
Reply #645 Monday, December 4, 2006 10:32 AM
Reply #645 Monday, December 4, 2006 10:32 AM
Aye, I see the author peekin in again. Seems he is into abusing dead equines, or mayhaps they be mules. As in stubborn as.
starkers
Reply #646 Tuesday, December 5, 2006 12:07 AM
Dunno it were a dead un....more like it were one o' tha Joe User nags - n' it wouldn' git up ta werk fer 'im neither.
Poor PC....first Joe User didn't wanna werk fer 'im, then tha nag didn' wanna neither. P'raps he be needin' ta see tha saw bones fer a humour injection to tha funny bone afore 'e be 'avin' a larf wiv us.
Reply #646 Tuesday, December 5, 2006 12:07 AM
| Seems he is into abusing dead equines, |
Dunno it were a dead un....more like it were one o' tha Joe User nags - n' it wouldn' git up ta werk fer 'im neither.
Poor PC....first Joe User didn't wanna werk fer 'im, then tha nag didn' wanna neither. P'raps he be needin' ta see tha saw bones fer a humour injection to tha funny bone afore 'e be 'avin' a larf wiv us.
Skinhit
Reply #647 Tuesday, December 5, 2006 12:29 AM
Reply #647 Tuesday, December 5, 2006 12:29 AM
Ok Ok...I need to step in here. If i get sued, good luck! I dont have any money anyway. GuyPC you are a paranoid putz in need of a tinfoil suit and all together changing what you had originally posted will not make you look any better in our eyes or the courts for that matter, nor will it save you! I'm sure somewhere someone has record of the absolute nonsense you were spewing when all this began...I wonder if you act the same way in public as you do on the computer? you may be able to fix PC's but you obviously do not know how to conduct yourself on them...my suggestion, stick to repairing computers b/c the damage you have done to your "good name" is unrepairable...
starkers
Reply #650 Tuesday, December 5, 2006 6:48 AM
Sorry Skinhit, but I dunno thar be a comparison 'ere.
I see'd that thar Peter Cook n' Dudley Moore fill'm wot were called 'Bedazzled', and as I 'members it, tha Devil (Peter Cook) 'ad rather good manners. He might've been a bit devious like, but he were certainly were well spoke'd.
Also see'd tha Brendan Fraser, Liz Hurley redo of it, where her whar tha devious devil n' tryin' ta take poor ol Brendan's soul....
Now thar be one 'orny devil I'd like ter be payin' a few dues ta...
Reply #650 Tuesday, December 5, 2006 6:48 AM
| thats right...time to give the devil his due |
Sorry Skinhit, but I dunno thar be a comparison 'ere.
I see'd that thar Peter Cook n' Dudley Moore fill'm wot were called 'Bedazzled', and as I 'members it, tha Devil (Peter Cook) 'ad rather good manners. He might've been a bit devious like, but he were certainly were well spoke'd.
Also see'd tha Brendan Fraser, Liz Hurley redo of it, where her whar tha devious devil n' tryin' ta take poor ol Brendan's soul....
Now thar be one 'orny devil I'd like ter be payin' a few dues ta...
Dr Guy
Reply #651 Tuesday, December 5, 2006 8:23 AM
Hmmm...me wonders if that all that be not working for the mate.......
Reply #651 Tuesday, December 5, 2006 8:23 AM
| Poor PC....first Joe User didn't wanna werk fer 'im, then tha nag didn' wanna neither |
Hmmm...me wonders if that all that be not working for the mate.......
Dr Guy
Reply #652 Tuesday, December 5, 2006 8:24 AM
AYe, someone had ta get the number of ta beast.
Reply #652 Tuesday, December 5, 2006 8:24 AM
| thats right...time to give the devil his due |
AYe, someone had ta get the number of ta beast.
starkers
Reply #653 Tuesday, December 5, 2006 12:57 PM
Wot be ye suggestin' 'ere Doc....that all tha stress 'e puts 'eself through be rather deflatin' an' he be seein' tha saw bones fer some Viagara.
Aaarrrghhh, an' wouldn' I be luvin' ta git tha number of that thar Liz Hurley beast. Now that thar be one devil a feller 'd willingly sell e's soul ter git tha number of ...and not just 'er phone No. (on speed dial), but tha house number and a front door key as well...now whar be that saw bones.
Reply #653 Tuesday, December 5, 2006 12:57 PM
| Hmmm...me wonders if that all that be not working for the mate....... |
Wot be ye suggestin' 'ere Doc....that all tha stress 'e puts 'eself through be rather deflatin' an' he be seein' tha saw bones fer some Viagara.
| AYe, someone had ta get the number of ta beast. |
Aaarrrghhh, an' wouldn' I be luvin' ta git tha number of that thar Liz Hurley beast. Now that thar be one devil a feller 'd willingly sell e's soul ter git tha number of ...and not just 'er phone No. (on speed dial), but tha house number and a front door key as well...now whar be that saw bones.
Trudygolightly
Reply #656 Tuesday, December 5, 2006 5:57 PM
Reply #656 Tuesday, December 5, 2006 5:57 PM
Now jez wheerebouts did youse find me fine horseies eh?? an why iz youse a beatin on em?!
Furthder morh, my beef roast was jez fine, same for ta beans I boiled up..
tain't put nuttin in the food cept for onions, and seasonings! IFfin youse got windy bowels, then you been gittin into the booze.
Look fer nother cook ifin ya thinks me cain't cook good enoughin!
I've cooked for the finest heads of Europe, well...for the men of the city back in the colonies....
take me or leave me....me's a doan care none
Furthder morh, my beef roast was jez fine, same for ta beans I boiled up..
tain't put nuttin in the food cept for onions, and seasonings! IFfin youse got windy bowels, then you been gittin into the booze.
Look fer nother cook ifin ya thinks me cain't cook good enoughin!
I've cooked for the finest heads of Europe, well...for the men of the city back in the colonies....
take me or leave me....me's a doan care none
starkers
Reply #657 Wednesday, December 6, 2006 2:13 AM
It not be tha booze fer me cos I be a teetotaller....it be tha curried cabbage that whar causin' I severe & frequent trouser coughs. And as ye knows, that thar cabbage were brought frum ashore pre-curried, so knowed it weren't ye who whar tha doing of it....
Me thinks tho, thar be a galley 'and who be after yer job and they be sabotagin' tha grub ta git ye tha sack. If I were ye, I'd 'ave 'em flogged n' sent a Davy Jones' locker afore they tarnishes yer reputashun any furver. Juss say tha wurd n' us'll be sure ta 'ave tha gangplank vacant fer yer convenience.
'Ere, an' anuvver fing, ye should git yerself outta tha galley more frequent like an' git up on deck fer some frivolities.
Reply #657 Wednesday, December 6, 2006 2:13 AM
| tain't put nuttin in the food cept for onions, and seasonings! IFfin youse got windy bowels, then you been gittin into the booze. |
It not be tha booze fer me cos I be a teetotaller....it be tha curried cabbage that whar causin' I severe & frequent trouser coughs. And as ye knows, that thar cabbage were brought frum ashore pre-curried, so knowed it weren't ye who whar tha doing of it....
Me thinks tho, thar be a galley 'and who be after yer job and they be sabotagin' tha grub ta git ye tha sack. If I were ye, I'd 'ave 'em flogged n' sent a Davy Jones' locker afore they tarnishes yer reputashun any furver. Juss say tha wurd n' us'll be sure ta 'ave tha gangplank vacant fer yer convenience.
'Ere, an' anuvver fing, ye should git yerself outta tha galley more frequent like an' git up on deck fer some frivolities.
Dr Guy
Reply #658 Wednesday, December 6, 2006 7:42 AM
Curried cabbage? Ye be lucky to be livin! That stuf is lethal.
Reply #658 Wednesday, December 6, 2006 7:42 AM
| it be tha curried cabbage that whar causin' I severe & frequent trouser coughs. |
Curried cabbage? Ye be lucky to be livin! That stuf is lethal.
starkers
Reply #659 Wednesday, December 6, 2006 10:23 AM
Fortunately me sinuses be blocked so I can live wiv meself...but it be a diff'rent story if tha missus partakes of it. I aves ta break out tha gas mask cos 'er bloomer boomers be a far more lethal concoction....her aves a side of garlic prawns and several pints o'Draught Guinness ta wash it down.
Reply #659 Wednesday, December 6, 2006 10:23 AM
| Curried cabbage? Ye be lucky to be livin! That stuf is lethal. |
Fortunately me sinuses be blocked so I can live wiv meself...but it be a diff'rent story if tha missus partakes of it. I aves ta break out tha gas mask cos 'er bloomer boomers be a far more lethal concoction....her aves a side of garlic prawns and several pints o'Draught Guinness ta wash it down.
Skinhit
Reply #660 Thursday, December 7, 2006 1:59 AM
my kind of girl
Reply #660 Thursday, December 7, 2006 1:59 AM
| bloomer boomers |
| side of garlic prawns and several pints o'Draught Guinness |
my kind of girl
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Reply #641 Saturday, December 2, 2006 2:08 PM
Now be they tears yer duty as Ship's Chaplain ta show tha poor ol' cap'n some compashun ....or be they cos tha cook got ye peelin' onions or her missed a fish bone an' it be caurght in yer throat....or be it tha lingerin' aroma of me ol' (long past) curried cabbage days?
Bloody hell, ye been in tha cabbage, ya scurulous seadog..
Nope, not this time, tho me thinks tha cook be puttin' summat in tha grub that be a bit orf n' causin' tha whole crew ta be trouser coughin' wiv unusual regularity.