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Friday, June 30, 2006 by TheGuyPC | Discussion: Virtual Communities
Everyone at Joe User is just so happy and fun! You have to have a sense of humor with a name like Joe User!
I was considering starting a blogsite dedicated to the discussion of marriage. I was going to call it Harry Crabs. My wife balked, so I digress.
There is really no virtual community to compare to the honest, open perspective that Joe User has. There should be more like it. This world would be a much richer, more diverse place.
I, as soooooooo many others are just grateful to be blessed by the absolute intelligence that this community offers.
Thank you so much. And to do it all for free?! Wow!
PC
I was considering starting a blogsite dedicated to the discussion of marriage. I was going to call it Harry Crabs. My wife balked, so I digress.
There is really no virtual community to compare to the honest, open perspective that Joe User has. There should be more like it. This world would be a much richer, more diverse place.
I, as soooooooo many others are just grateful to be blessed by the absolute intelligence that this community offers.
Thank you so much. And to do it all for free?! Wow!
PC
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starkers
Reply #602 Saturday, November 18, 2006 7:55 PM
Aaaarrrgghhh....so that be why he n' an assortmint o' wenches bin m-i-a on deck lately!!! Tha scoundrel bin 'idin' down in e's cabin consortin' wiv tha luvverlies n' practisin' he's 'orizontal tango. Orright, that be tha polite way o' puttin' it, but ye knows wot I mean....he have unleashed tha pyjama python n' be tryin' ta teach them thar lassies tha subtle moves of erotic dancin'.
Remembers bein' in a club when one o' them thar erotic dancers comes up to I n' puts 'er snake on me lap Dunno who whar more scared, me (probably) or tha snake, but tha next fing I knows I were covered in shite.....'owever, I'll be sure ta take me a change o' clean pantaloons n' undergarments fer if n' when I e'er gits back thar.
Oh, n' by tha way, when her act were over, she tried ta take tha wrong python wiv 'er backstage.
"Ere, Fuzzy, now ye sees that thar poor moggie above....he whar a cat o' nine 'til yer unfettered sehlat ran amok n' turned 'im inta a cat o' seven.
That be why ye cain't 'ave yer sehlat unleashed aboard ship....an' I'd hate ta think what'd become of tha poor wenches if he whar ta stumble upon Mate Guy's stash o' Viagara. 
Reply #602 Saturday, November 18, 2006 7:55 PM
I be reckonin Doc dun fergot to menchun to ye Capt'n that while 'e was in port he picked hisself up sum of that thar Viagar stuff |
Aaaarrrgghhh....so that be why he n' an assortmint o' wenches bin m-i-a on deck lately!!! Tha scoundrel bin 'idin' down in e's cabin consortin' wiv tha luvverlies n' practisin' he's 'orizontal tango. Orright, that be tha polite way o' puttin' it, but ye knows wot I mean....he have unleashed tha pyjama python n' be tryin' ta teach them thar lassies tha subtle moves of erotic dancin'.
Remembers bein' in a club when one o' them thar erotic dancers comes up to I n' puts 'er snake on me lap Dunno who whar more scared, me (probably) or tha snake, but tha next fing I knows I were covered in shite.....'owever, I'll be sure ta take me a change o' clean pantaloons n' undergarments fer if n' when I e'er gits back thar.
Oh, n' by tha way, when her act were over, she tried ta take tha wrong python wiv 'er backstage.
"Ere, Fuzzy, now ye sees that thar poor moggie above....he whar a cat o' nine 'til yer unfettered sehlat ran amok n' turned 'im inta a cat o' seven.
That be why ye cain't 'ave yer sehlat unleashed aboard ship....an' I'd hate ta think what'd become of tha poor wenches if he whar ta stumble upon Mate Guy's stash o' Viagara. 
tawoods
Reply #603 Saturday, November 18, 2006 9:34 PM
Thar be a Royal tale to tell if'n thar ever wuz one to be sher
Reply #603 Saturday, November 18, 2006 9:34 PM
| Oh, n' by tha way, when her act were over, she tried ta take tha wrong python wiv 'er backstage. |
Thar be a Royal tale to tell if'n thar ever wuz one to be sher
starkers
Reply #604 Sunday, November 19, 2006 4:12 AM
It be fer sher....trouble were, I were stuck fast ta me seat....er, um, well let's put it this way, bein' afeared o' tha snake weren't tha only reason.
And ta fink, I shoulda knowed ta 'ave 'ad a bowl o' light grub instead o' that thar curried cabbage afore I went.
Reply #604 Sunday, November 19, 2006 4:12 AM
| Thar be a Royal tale to tell if'n thar ever wuz one to be sher |
It be fer sher....trouble were, I were stuck fast ta me seat....er, um, well let's put it this way, bein' afeared o' tha snake weren't tha only reason.
And ta fink, I shoulda knowed ta 'ave 'ad a bowl o' light grub instead o' that thar curried cabbage afore I went.
tawoods
Reply #605 Sunday, November 19, 2006 7:56 AM
Capt'n it be no fault of your'n tha ye be a man of accshun, it be braun that catapults
a man of ye stature ta tha position ye be a hold'n not brane pow'r...
Reply #605 Sunday, November 19, 2006 7:56 AM
| And ta fink, |
Capt'n it be no fault of your'n tha ye be a man of accshun, it be braun that catapults
a man of ye stature ta tha position ye be a hold'n not brane pow'r...
starkers
Reply #606 Sunday, November 19, 2006 11:10 PM
more trouble than I can 'andle at times....an' it prob'ly be tha mischievous brane pow'r I 'aves that gits me inta it.
As fer me stature....I'd rather 'ave 46" on me chest than me belly...thar be parts o' me anatomy I ain't see'd in years an' it be a bugger tryin' ta tie me shoe lace. Juss as well tha ol' cobblers ain't dun made a shoe fer me peg leg....otherwise I'd be thar all day juss gittin' me footwhare sorted.
Life's too Serious to be Taken Seriously
Reply #606 Sunday, November 19, 2006 11:10 PM
| Capt'n it be no fault of your'n tha ye be a man of accshun, it be braun that catapults a man of ye stature ta tha position of..... |
more trouble than I can 'andle at times....an' it prob'ly be tha mischievous brane pow'r I 'aves that gits me inta it.
As fer me stature....I'd rather 'ave 46" on me chest than me belly...thar be parts o' me anatomy I ain't see'd in years an' it be a bugger tryin' ta tie me shoe lace. Juss as well tha ol' cobblers ain't dun made a shoe fer me peg leg....otherwise I'd be thar all day juss gittin' me footwhare sorted.
Life's too Serious to be Taken Seriously
Dr Guy
Reply #608 Monday, November 20, 2006 8:25 AM
Be not that agin the rules of decency and humanity? A wench lawyer? None worse can e'en be magined!
Reply #608 Monday, November 20, 2006 8:25 AM
| unless they be a wench lawyer, then thar'd be another point they'd git ta understand n' thar'd be no bloodshed ..... |
Be not that agin the rules of decency and humanity? A wench lawyer? None worse can e'en be magined!
starkers
Reply #609 Monday, November 20, 2006 9:19 PM
Ooooh-Aarrrgghhh, they do exist, alright....them be tha ones in tha Divorce Courts that screws us fellers outta all our booty. Thar should be a lore agin it!
If'n e'er I be silly (glutton fer punishment) enough ta wed agin, I'm gonna have one o' them thar pre-nup thingwybobs thay says I be allowed ta leave wiv ALL me booty if her has too many o' them thar nuptial preventin' 'eadaches.
Reply #609 Monday, November 20, 2006 9:19 PM
| A wench lawyer? |
Ooooh-Aarrrgghhh, they do exist, alright....them be tha ones in tha Divorce Courts that screws us fellers outta all our booty. Thar should be a lore agin it!
If'n e'er I be silly (glutton fer punishment) enough ta wed agin, I'm gonna have one o' them thar pre-nup thingwybobs thay says I be allowed ta leave wiv ALL me booty if her has too many o' them thar nuptial preventin' 'eadaches.
Dr Guy
Reply #610 Tuesday, November 21, 2006 8:25 AM
It agin nature! Abomination I name thee! More ferocious than a wolverine, more deadly than anthrax! And no 'eart ta boot!
Reply #610 Tuesday, November 21, 2006 8:25 AM
| Thar should be a lore agin it! |
It agin nature! Abomination I name thee! More ferocious than a wolverine, more deadly than anthrax! And no 'eart ta boot!
starkers
Reply #611 Tuesday, November 21, 2006 3:45 PM
I knows I be gonna git inta trubble fer this un, but a feller shoulda bin quick enuff t'ave stoled them thar lawyer wenches shoes n' kept 'em in tha puddin' club...barefoot n' pregnant'd 'elp us keep some treasure in our chests....well that bit us don't paaart wiv aforehand ta git tha missus flowers n' chocklits n' fancy frocks n' jewelery.
Reply #611 Tuesday, November 21, 2006 3:45 PM
| It agin nature! Abomination I name thee! More ferocious than a wolverine, more deadly than anthrax! And no 'eart ta boot! |
I knows I be gonna git inta trubble fer this un, but a feller shoulda bin quick enuff t'ave stoled them thar lawyer wenches shoes n' kept 'em in tha puddin' club...barefoot n' pregnant'd 'elp us keep some treasure in our chests....well that bit us don't paaart wiv aforehand ta git tha missus flowers n' chocklits n' fancy frocks n' jewelery.
Dr Guy
Reply #612 Tuesday, November 21, 2006 4:11 PM
Ye kenna pin that'on me! I be not guilty! Pure as the white sheets o'er the sails!
Reply #612 Tuesday, November 21, 2006 4:11 PM
| but a feller shoulda bin quick enuff t'ave stoled them thar lawyer wenches shoes n' kept 'em in tha puddin' club... |
Ye kenna pin that'on me! I be not guilty! Pure as the white sheets o'er the sails!
starkers
Reply #613 Tuesday, November 21, 2006 11:01 PM
Aaarrrghh, but them thar sails baint be white.....they be traditionally black ta truly reflect us pirates black 'earts! So 'ow pure be ye really, Mate Guy?
As fer not bein' guilty...BAH! Ye be as guilty o' fun luvin' n' mischief as the rest o' us!
Orright, so ye 'asn't wedded n bedded one o' them thar lawyer wenches, YET, but it might be a good idear if ye wos ta lavish yer affecshuns on one er two of 'em n' plot together tha relieve a few wealthy ol' sods o' thar booty....t'would save us a lot o' powder n' cannon balls ta git it.
Reply #613 Tuesday, November 21, 2006 11:01 PM
Ye kenna pin that'on me! I be not guilty! Pure as the white sheets o'er the sails! |
Aaarrrghh, but them thar sails baint be white.....they be traditionally black ta truly reflect us pirates black 'earts! So 'ow pure be ye really, Mate Guy?
As fer not bein' guilty...BAH! Ye be as guilty o' fun luvin' n' mischief as the rest o' us!
Orright, so ye 'asn't wedded n bedded one o' them thar lawyer wenches, YET, but it might be a good idear if ye wos ta lavish yer affecshuns on one er two of 'em n' plot together tha relieve a few wealthy ol' sods o' thar booty....t'would save us a lot o' powder n' cannon balls ta git it.
tawoods
Reply #614 Wednesday, November 22, 2006 3:24 AM
Capt'n ye both 'ave been a little to tight with ta rum to be sayin' sich as this 'ere dribble...I be expectin' Peck to swoop down an bite ye both back to reality sher as the wind lift the sails
Reply #614 Wednesday, November 22, 2006 3:24 AM
| Pure as the white sheets o'er the sails! |
| So 'ow pure be ye really, Mate Guy? |
Capt'n ye both 'ave been a little to tight with ta rum to be sayin' sich as this 'ere dribble...I be expectin' Peck to swoop down an bite ye both back to reality sher as the wind lift the sails
Dr Guy
Reply #615 Wednesday, November 22, 2006 8:44 AM
Aye, I best be more generus wit ta rum so that me mates have sometin else ta keep em busy.
Reply #615 Wednesday, November 22, 2006 8:44 AM
| Capt'n ye both 'ave been a little to tight with ta rum to be sayin' sich as this 'ere dribble...I be expectin' Peck to swoop down an bite ye both back to reality sher as the wind lift the sails |
Aye, I best be more generus wit ta rum so that me mates have sometin else ta keep em busy.
starkers
Reply #616 Wednesday, November 22, 2006 9:15 AM
Ye can be guaranteed o' it....tha cook gave I a double helpin' o' curried cabbage las' nite.
But me thinks I'll abstain frum tha rum....makes me fart wurse than a brewers 'orse ....n' us don't wanna be 'avin ta be pullin' inta port ta replace blowed away sails.
Reply #616 Wednesday, November 22, 2006 9:15 AM
| sher as the wind lift the sails |
Ye can be guaranteed o' it....tha cook gave I a double helpin' o' curried cabbage las' nite.
But me thinks I'll abstain frum tha rum....makes me fart wurse than a brewers 'orse ....n' us don't wanna be 'avin ta be pullin' inta port ta replace blowed away sails.
tawoods
Reply #617 Wednesday, November 22, 2006 9:54 PM
If'n ye be mixin Aqua Velva in with it, ye will smell so good ye be fallin' in Luv with yeself
Reply #617 Wednesday, November 22, 2006 9:54 PM
| But me thinks I'll abstain frum tha rum....makes me fart wurse than a brewers 'orse |
If'n ye be mixin Aqua Velva in with it, ye will smell so good ye be fallin' in Luv with yeself
starkers
Reply #619 Thursday, November 23, 2006 12:43 AM
Dunno 'bout that! A former g/friend reg'larly complained that I frequently shamed 'er in public wiv me extreme bouts o' pungent pantaloon puffin'....so afore us went ashore ta sup at the Pirates Inn one evenin', I drank me a whole bottle o' that thar Old Spice aftershave ta 'opefully prevent me odious emissions n' save 'er goin' beetroot red.
Didn't work tho....tha spice in tha Old Spice juss concentrated the curry in tha curried cabbage even more....n' tha whole inn whar evacuated, fer a whole week.
Reply #619 Thursday, November 23, 2006 12:43 AM
| If'n ye be mixin Aqua Velva in with it, ye will smell so good ye be fallin' in Luv with yeself |
Dunno 'bout that! A former g/friend reg'larly complained that I frequently shamed 'er in public wiv me extreme bouts o' pungent pantaloon puffin'....so afore us went ashore ta sup at the Pirates Inn one evenin', I drank me a whole bottle o' that thar Old Spice aftershave ta 'opefully prevent me odious emissions n' save 'er goin' beetroot red.
Didn't work tho....tha spice in tha Old Spice juss concentrated the curry in tha curried cabbage even more....n' tha whole inn whar evacuated, fer a whole week.
tawoods
Reply #620 Thursday, November 23, 2006 10:06 PM
Reply #620 Thursday, November 23, 2006 10:06 PM
Capt'n, from the looks of it we be have some mates missin' an a skiff to boot
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Reply #601 Saturday, November 18, 2006 6:11 PM