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Friday, June 30, 2006 by TheGuyPC | Discussion: Virtual Communities
Everyone at Joe User is just so happy and fun! You have to have a sense of humor with a name like Joe User!
I was considering starting a blogsite dedicated to the discussion of marriage. I was going to call it Harry Crabs. My wife balked, so I digress.
There is really no virtual community to compare to the honest, open perspective that Joe User has. There should be more like it. This world would be a much richer, more diverse place.
I, as soooooooo many others are just grateful to be blessed by the absolute intelligence that this community offers.
Thank you so much. And to do it all for free?! Wow!
PC
I was considering starting a blogsite dedicated to the discussion of marriage. I was going to call it Harry Crabs. My wife balked, so I digress.
There is really no virtual community to compare to the honest, open perspective that Joe User has. There should be more like it. This world would be a much richer, more diverse place.
I, as soooooooo many others are just grateful to be blessed by the absolute intelligence that this community offers.
Thank you so much. And to do it all for free?! Wow!
PC
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Dr Guy
Reply #582 Thursday, November 16, 2006 11:56 AM
Reply #582 Thursday, November 16, 2006 11:56 AM
Aye, Capt'n! The previous owner of this ere tub be threatenin to scuttle er! Batten down the hatches! he be usin WMDs - Lawyers!
Fuzzy Logic
Reply #583 Thursday, November 16, 2006 12:17 PM
Reply #583 Thursday, November 16, 2006 12:17 PM
Keel-haul the blaggard till 'e be bones, arrrr
tawoods
Reply #584 Thursday, November 16, 2006 4:08 PM
Thar be no excapin' 'em...we be a doomed lot fer sher!!!!...unless... them thar Amazons come back around and distract em while we be makin' a fair get away 
Reply #584 Thursday, November 16, 2006 4:08 PM
| Lawyers! |
Dr Guy
Reply #585 Thursday, November 16, 2006 4:57 PM
Or we be reachin safe haven at Stardock!
Reply #585 Thursday, November 16, 2006 4:57 PM
| unless... them thar Amazons come back around and distract em while we be makin' a fair get away |
Or we be reachin safe haven at Stardock!
tawoods
Reply #586 Thursday, November 16, 2006 6:24 PM
Aaaarrggghhh...finally thar be a chance to replenish the rum ye hav' seen fit to lebibe in ye ol'sea dog
Reply #586 Thursday, November 16, 2006 6:24 PM
| Stardock! |
Aaaarrggghhh...finally thar be a chance to replenish the rum ye hav' seen fit to lebibe in ye ol'sea dog
BigDogBigFeet
Reply #587 Thursday, November 16, 2006 6:59 PM
Reply #587 Thursday, November 16, 2006 6:59 PM
Well although I've never commented in this thread before, I thought I could perhaps offer this small tidbit. If he were a car engine, I'd be suspecting there was a problem with a blown or faulty head gasket. Lot's of hot air and gas releases with no progress or action.
starkers
Reply #588 Thursday, November 16, 2006 9:34 PM
Aaaarrrgghhh, n' wot be a lawyer gonna do 'bout it....prob'ly e'll 'ave too many tears o' laughter in e's eyes ta read tha complaint afore tha courts...
As cap'n....judge, jury n' executioner, that'll be 'xactly wot us'll do if'n us 'ears anymore 'bout this 'ere lawyer scuttlebut. Generally I be a generous n' fergivin' cap'n, but any blaggard tryin' ta swipe tha decks from under me crews' feet 'll face me full wrath, n' I'll 'ave Gorg marooon 'im on an asteroid (minus amazonian entertainment) in some far off galaxy.
Thar'll be no 'fair getaway!!!! Us'll fight 'em on tha high seas, us'll fight 'em on tha beaches, us'll fight 'em in tha trenches....but us'll never surrender (in me best Winston Churchill voice), an' us'll prevail o'er all evil party poopers.
Thanks fer them words o' wisdom 'BigDog'....but me thinks ye missed one important point....that thar engine whar assembled minus an 'ead n' gasket. He be more like one o' them thar ferris wheel rotary jobs.....goes 'round n' 'round n' gits no place but whar it started.
Reply #588 Thursday, November 16, 2006 9:34 PM
| Aye, Capt'n! The previous owner of this ere tub be threatenin to scuttle er! Batten down the hatches! he be usin WMDs - Lawyers! |
Aaaarrrgghhh, n' wot be a lawyer gonna do 'bout it....prob'ly e'll 'ave too many tears o' laughter in e's eyes ta read tha complaint afore tha courts...
| Keel-haul the blaggard till 'e be bones, arrrr |
As cap'n....judge, jury n' executioner, that'll be 'xactly wot us'll do if'n us 'ears anymore 'bout this 'ere lawyer scuttlebut. Generally I be a generous n' fergivin' cap'n, but any blaggard tryin' ta swipe tha decks from under me crews' feet 'll face me full wrath, n' I'll 'ave Gorg marooon 'im on an asteroid (minus amazonian entertainment) in some far off galaxy.
| we be a doomed lot fer sher!!!!...unless... them thar Amazons come back around and distract em while we be makin' a fair get away |
Thar'll be no 'fair getaway!!!! Us'll fight 'em on tha high seas, us'll fight 'em on tha beaches, us'll fight 'em in tha trenches....but us'll never surrender (in me best Winston Churchill voice), an' us'll prevail o'er all evil party poopers.
| I thought I could perhaps offer this small tidbit. If he were a car engine, I'd be suspecting there was a problem with a blown or faulty head gasket. |
Thanks fer them words o' wisdom 'BigDog'....but me thinks ye missed one important point....that thar engine whar assembled minus an 'ead n' gasket. He be more like one o' them thar ferris wheel rotary jobs.....goes 'round n' 'round n' gits no place but whar it started.
seldomseen
Reply #589 Friday, November 17, 2006 12:27 AM
Reply #589 Friday, November 17, 2006 12:27 AM
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more; it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
William Shakespeare
William Shakespeare
tawoods
Reply #590 Friday, November 17, 2006 6:19 AM
That thar would be a fair description of the Capt'n affer a curried cabbage appertizer and ye would best be headn' for the bow of this 'ere ship to be escap'n it
Reply #590 Friday, November 17, 2006 6:19 AM
| Lot's of hot air and gas releases |
That thar would be a fair description of the Capt'n affer a curried cabbage appertizer and ye would best be headn' for the bow of this 'ere ship to be escap'n it
starkers
Reply #591 Friday, November 17, 2006 7:34 AM
Aaarrrghhh, I don't be thinkin' so...thar'd be no 'scapin' me anal announcements on tha bow o' this 'ere ol' bark. After me more than generous helpin's o' curried cabbage, ye's be safer on tha poop deck o' tha fifth vessel in tha fleet three nortical miles ta tha south o' this un 'ere.....
Tha missus be complainin' as well...her reckons she be runnin' outta fabric ta patch the seats of all me britches.....
Them reckons empty vessels makes tha most noise....best I be fillin' meself wiv a few more lashin's o' curried cabbage, then....ta fill tha void.
**EDIT** It do mean, of course, me methane monologues 'll send ye scurryin' an' I'll be probably be listenin' ta me rectum recitals alone...
Reply #591 Friday, November 17, 2006 7:34 AM
That thar would be a fair description of the Capt'n affer a curried cabbage appertizer and ye would best be headn' for the bow of this 'ere ship to be escap'n it |
Aaarrrghhh, I don't be thinkin' so...thar'd be no 'scapin' me anal announcements on tha bow o' this 'ere ol' bark. After me more than generous helpin's o' curried cabbage, ye's be safer on tha poop deck o' tha fifth vessel in tha fleet three nortical miles ta tha south o' this un 'ere.....
Tha missus be complainin' as well...her reckons she be runnin' outta fabric ta patch the seats of all me britches.....
| a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. |
Them reckons empty vessels makes tha most noise....best I be fillin' meself wiv a few more lashin's o' curried cabbage, then....ta fill tha void.
**EDIT** It do mean, of course, me methane monologues 'll send ye scurryin' an' I'll be probably be listenin' ta me rectum recitals alone...
Dr Guy
Reply #592 Friday, November 17, 2006 8:43 AM
Ere now! We be not havin any ta that edumacation!
(But I love that quote!)
Reply #592 Friday, November 17, 2006 8:43 AM
| Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more; it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. William Shakespeare |
Ere now! We be not havin any ta that edumacation!
(But I love that quote!)
starkers
Reply #593 Friday, November 17, 2006 7:42 PM
Not so fast thar, Dr Guy....us'll be needin' some edumucashun if n' us'll be 'avin ta deal wiv PC's lawyers double talk...otherwise all that thar legal jargon'll be soundin' like double Dutch n' us'll git bamboozled inta coughin' up some o' our booty.
Me thinks us might 'ave ta git ourselves a good legal eagle as well...I 'eard someplace that Alan Alda & Gene Wilder both 'ave lore degrees, an' them'll talk tha leg orf an iron pot n' bamboozle any legal jargon wiv wit n' one liners.
On a more serious note....sad, isn't it, that someone has so much misery in their life they feel the need to share it around and infect everyone else with morbidity and gloom.
Geez, I've had a complete shite of a time over the last year or so, not just because my step-daughter ran away from home, but also through ill health & mobility issues. However, rather than sink to the depths of depression, I try be joyful and treat everyone with respect....to look for the funny side in all things, because there's no profit in dwelling on the 'woe is me' when it adversely affects myself and all around me.....
Take a leaf, PC, and lose the venom....things will become much brighter and you'll be a happier person for it.
Reply #593 Friday, November 17, 2006 7:42 PM
| Ere now! We be not havin any ta that edumacation! |
Not so fast thar, Dr Guy....us'll be needin' some edumucashun if n' us'll be 'avin ta deal wiv PC's lawyers double talk...otherwise all that thar legal jargon'll be soundin' like double Dutch n' us'll git bamboozled inta coughin' up some o' our booty.
Me thinks us might 'ave ta git ourselves a good legal eagle as well...I 'eard someplace that Alan Alda & Gene Wilder both 'ave lore degrees, an' them'll talk tha leg orf an iron pot n' bamboozle any legal jargon wiv wit n' one liners.
On a more serious note....sad, isn't it, that someone has so much misery in their life they feel the need to share it around and infect everyone else with morbidity and gloom.
Geez, I've had a complete shite of a time over the last year or so, not just because my step-daughter ran away from home, but also through ill health & mobility issues. However, rather than sink to the depths of depression, I try be joyful and treat everyone with respect....to look for the funny side in all things, because there's no profit in dwelling on the 'woe is me' when it adversely affects myself and all around me.....
Take a leaf, PC, and lose the venom....things will become much brighter and you'll be a happier person for it.
BigDogBigFeet
Reply #594 Friday, November 17, 2006 7:59 PM
Reply #594 Friday, November 17, 2006 7:59 PM
Well there Sir Starkers, I'm sure no pirate and I'm not a lawyer. But I am sure the person I was referring to (blown or faulty head gasket) was the one who was threatening to destroy this thread and torpedo stardock with a legal claim. And all because he's convinced there's been a conspiracy afoot to deny him by refusing to bow to his relentless demands. Never take things too seriously, especially when they turn out to be small little problems here and there.
starkers
Reply #595 Saturday, November 18, 2006 4:15 AM
Could've gotten a bit confusin' cos thar be quite a few of us here wiv 'blowed head gaskets' n' hot air/gases escapin' ('specially wiv curried cabbage regularly on tha menu), but I knowed 'xactly who ye were jawin' about.
There's a difference between a few playful nutters with delusions of piracy and a delusional conspiracy theorist with a persecution complex. To be honest, I feel somewhat sorry for the bloke....his harboring of grudges and ill-feelings must be a huge obstacle to his enjoyment of life, happiness and interaction with others. I did offer him the hand of friendship and to join us in the lunacy, but the response was less than friendly......oh well, I guess there's some people you just cain't reach.
Reply #595 Saturday, November 18, 2006 4:15 AM
| the person I was referring to (blown or faulty head gasket) was the one who was threatening to destroy this thread and torpedo stardock with a legal claim. |
Could've gotten a bit confusin' cos thar be quite a few of us here wiv 'blowed head gaskets' n' hot air/gases escapin' ('specially wiv curried cabbage regularly on tha menu), but I knowed 'xactly who ye were jawin' about.
There's a difference between a few playful nutters with delusions of piracy and a delusional conspiracy theorist with a persecution complex. To be honest, I feel somewhat sorry for the bloke....his harboring of grudges and ill-feelings must be a huge obstacle to his enjoyment of life, happiness and interaction with others. I did offer him the hand of friendship and to join us in the lunacy, but the response was less than friendly......oh well, I guess there's some people you just cain't reach.
Dr Guy
Reply #596 Saturday, November 18, 2006 10:57 AM
Aye, the end of my cutlass will do my talkin wit em!
Reply #596 Saturday, November 18, 2006 10:57 AM
| 'avin ta deal wiv PC's lawyers double talk |
Aye, the end of my cutlass will do my talkin wit em!
tawoods
Reply #597 Saturday, November 18, 2006 11:10 AM
Careful thar Doc, them thar Amazons 'ill be all over ya with ruff talk sich as that
Reply #597 Saturday, November 18, 2006 11:10 AM
| Aye, the end of my cutlass will do my talkin wit em! |
Careful thar Doc, them thar Amazons 'ill be all over ya with ruff talk sich as that
starkers
Reply #598 Saturday, November 18, 2006 12:19 PM
Aye thar, Mate Guy, tha cutlass be tha way ta show them thar lawyers a thing er two ...unless they be a wench lawyer, then thar'd be another point they'd git ta understand n' thar'd be no bloodshed .....
Thar ye goes, Doc....a bit more o' tha ruff jawin' n' ye'll 'ave scantily clad wenches crawlin' all over 'e. 'Twill be like a dream come true....n' I'll ave tha cook prepare ye a plate er three o' fresh oysters fer tha extra stamina yer gonna be needin'
Now I'd be offerin' ta 'elp ye out , but Mrs starkers knows where me cutlass be hid n' I've become rather attached ta me appendages.....an' ye wouldn' wanna see me gittin' about wiv three peg legs, now would 'e!!!!
Reply #598 Saturday, November 18, 2006 12:19 PM
| Aye, the end of my cutlass will do my talkin wit em! |
Aye thar, Mate Guy, tha cutlass be tha way ta show them thar lawyers a thing er two ...unless they be a wench lawyer, then thar'd be another point they'd git ta understand n' thar'd be no bloodshed .....
| Careful thar Doc, them thar Amazons 'ill be all over ya with ruff talk sich as that |
Thar ye goes, Doc....a bit more o' tha ruff jawin' n' ye'll 'ave scantily clad wenches crawlin' all over 'e. 'Twill be like a dream come true....n' I'll ave tha cook prepare ye a plate er three o' fresh oysters fer tha extra stamina yer gonna be needin'
Now I'd be offerin' ta 'elp ye out , but Mrs starkers knows where me cutlass be hid n' I've become rather attached ta me appendages.....an' ye wouldn' wanna see me gittin' about wiv three peg legs, now would 'e!!!!
tawoods
Reply #599 Saturday, November 18, 2006 5:17 PM
I be reckonin Doc dun fergot to menchun to ye Capt'n that while 'e was in port he picked hisself up sum of that thar Viagar stuff...best be sav'n the oysters fer them thar sheila's if'n they gits ta hold of 'im
Reply #599 Saturday, November 18, 2006 5:17 PM
| n' I'll ave tha cook prepare ye a plate er three o' fresh oysters fer tha extra stamina yer gonna be needin' |
I be reckonin Doc dun fergot to menchun to ye Capt'n that while 'e was in port he picked hisself up sum of that thar Viagar stuff...best be sav'n the oysters fer them thar sheila's if'n they gits ta hold of 'im
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Reply #581 Thursday, November 16, 2006 6:28 AM