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Friday, June 30, 2006 by TheGuyPC | Discussion: Virtual Communities
Everyone at Joe User is just so happy and fun! You have to have a sense of humor with a name like Joe User!
I was considering starting a blogsite dedicated to the discussion of marriage. I was going to call it Harry Crabs. My wife balked, so I digress.
There is really no virtual community to compare to the honest, open perspective that Joe User has. There should be more like it. This world would be a much richer, more diverse place.
I, as soooooooo many others are just grateful to be blessed by the absolute intelligence that this community offers.
Thank you so much. And to do it all for free?! Wow!
PC
I was considering starting a blogsite dedicated to the discussion of marriage. I was going to call it Harry Crabs. My wife balked, so I digress.
There is really no virtual community to compare to the honest, open perspective that Joe User has. There should be more like it. This world would be a much richer, more diverse place.
I, as soooooooo many others are just grateful to be blessed by the absolute intelligence that this community offers.
Thank you so much. And to do it all for free?! Wow!
PC
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starkers
Reply #562 Saturday, November 11, 2006 11:48 AM
I think 'e still be about....probably 'idin' down tha 'old ta pop e's 'ead up now n' then fer a gander as ta wot we be up ta....then 'e buggers off agin.
Oh goodie, an' do 'em start wiv their clobber....cos I 'aven't seed any nekkid female flesh fer a bit now.....tha last time were tha December Playboy in 1973, me thinks, then Mrs starkers cancelled me subscription ta put 'er name down fer 12 copies o' Better 'omes n' Gardens. I says to 'er, "Bugger that, whar d'ya think us'll put a flamin' garden on a bleedin' ship?" T'weren't no use aaarguin' tho....her'd decided flowerpots were more pleasin' ta tha eye than nekkid wenches, n' that were that....
Prob'ly no use ta me gittin' Viagara neither, her'll prob'ly feed it ta the potted vine outside our cabin door....so's it'll 'rise up' n' climb tha walls.
Reply #562 Saturday, November 11, 2006 11:48 AM
I be noticin' that thar be a scarce showin of the one that be startin' this 'ere thread. |
I think 'e still be about....probably 'idin' down tha 'old ta pop e's 'ead up now n' then fer a gander as ta wot we be up ta....then 'e buggers off agin.
| I be espectin' them thar Amazons twould be a rippin each other to shreds to be gittin' next ta ye' |
Oh goodie, an' do 'em start wiv their clobber....cos I 'aven't seed any nekkid female flesh fer a bit now.....tha last time were tha December Playboy in 1973, me thinks, then Mrs starkers cancelled me subscription ta put 'er name down fer 12 copies o' Better 'omes n' Gardens. I says to 'er, "Bugger that, whar d'ya think us'll put a flamin' garden on a bleedin' ship?" T'weren't no use aaarguin' tho....her'd decided flowerpots were more pleasin' ta tha eye than nekkid wenches, n' that were that....
Prob'ly no use ta me gittin' Viagara neither, her'll prob'ly feed it ta the potted vine outside our cabin door....so's it'll 'rise up' n' climb tha walls.
Fuzzy Logic
Reply #563 Saturday, November 11, 2006 12:13 PM
Reply #563 Saturday, November 11, 2006 12:13 PM
Arrrr, what be 'e callin a one legged pirate digging for gold?
...Heather McCartney, arrr...
tawoods
Reply #564 Saturday, November 11, 2006 1:31 PM
thar 'il be plenty of use of tha thar paper tho' out ta rspect of the sheilas' onbord
I twont be a sayin' fer the use of it
werd has it 'em two be on agin off agin, more so then ta Capt'n after 'e been a takin upon isself to da rum an bromide, altho' that thar be a concoctshen that put har where the sun not be a shinin'
Reply #564 Saturday, November 11, 2006 1:31 PM
| Better 'omes n' Gardens |
thar 'il be plenty of use of tha thar paper tho' out ta rspect of the sheilas' onbord
I twont be a sayin' fer the use of it
| Arrrr, what be 'e callin a one legged pirate digging for gold? |
werd has it 'em two be on agin off agin, more so then ta Capt'n after 'e been a takin upon isself to da rum an bromide, altho' that thar be a concoctshen that put har where the sun not be a shinin'
starkers
Reply #565 Saturday, November 11, 2006 10:46 PM
Now that not be a nice thing ta say.....I ne'er seed 'er wearin' an eyepatch an' her don't 'ave a parrot on 'er shoulder, neither (would peck out 'er lyin' tongue anyhow), so 'er be an imposter n' not one o' us.
Asides from all that....beats me why a one-legged woman'd wanna git inta an arse kickin' contest wiv Paul anyhow. 
*****I wonders now if her'll sue me too, n' divorce 'erself from tha pirate fraternity o'er me comments. *****
'Ere, whar be 'e gittin' 'sheilas' from....that be Aussie slang fer wenches!
But I knows wot ye means...Bett'r 'Omes n' Gardens 'ave bin servin' as bog paper at my joint fer ages now.
Now, now, seaman ta, ye cain't be sayin' things like that if ye wants ya be promoted ta Ship's Chaplain.....
Reply #565 Saturday, November 11, 2006 10:46 PM
| Arrrr, what be 'e callin a one legged pirate digging for gold? ...Heather McCartney, arrr... |
Now that not be a nice thing ta say.....I ne'er seed 'er wearin' an eyepatch an' her don't 'ave a parrot on 'er shoulder, neither (would peck out 'er lyin' tongue anyhow), so 'er be an imposter n' not one o' us.
Asides from all that....beats me why a one-legged woman'd wanna git inta an arse kickin' contest wiv Paul anyhow.
*****I wonders now if her'll sue me too, n' divorce 'erself from tha pirate fraternity o'er me comments.
*****thar 'il be plenty of use of tha thar paper tho' out ta rspect of the sheilas' onbord |
'Ere, whar be 'e gittin' 'sheilas' from....that be Aussie slang fer wenches!
But I knows wot ye means...Bett'r 'Omes n' Gardens 'ave bin servin' as bog paper at my joint fer ages now. werd has it 'em two be on agin off agin...like 'oneymoon rabbits they be |
Now, now, seaman ta, ye cain't be sayin' things like that if ye wants ya be promoted ta Ship's Chaplain.....
tawoods
Reply #566 Saturday, November 11, 2006 11:30 PM
I be takin' that thar promotion after dealin' a heavy han to the backside of them thar starfleet characters, beggin' your pardon Capt'n
Reply #566 Saturday, November 11, 2006 11:30 PM
| Now, now, seaman ta, ye cain't be sayin' things like that if ye wants ya be promoted ta Ship's Chaplain |
I be takin' that thar promotion after dealin' a heavy han to the backside of them thar starfleet characters, beggin' your pardon Capt'n
Fuzzy Logic
Reply #567 Sunday, November 12, 2006 4:30 AM
Reply #567 Sunday, November 12, 2006 4:30 AM
Hmmm, my sehlat is looking a little hungry - wonder who will be first on the menu... 
starkers
Reply #568 Sunday, November 12, 2006 5:51 AM
That thar promotion be yer's, ta....but I don' wan' 'e ta be preachin' that thar love thy neighbour stuff ta tha crew. Us 'aves our own Pirate Bible wiv its own ten commandments.....tha first bein': "Thou shalt covet thy neighbourin' vessels' booty."
Thar were anuvver 'bout lovin' thy cap'n as thee would love thyself....but Mrs starkers repealed that'n cos some o' tha wenches were gittin' a bit too fresh wiv I...
BTW, that thar Pirate's Bible be an 'eavy bugger n' good fer whallopin'....n' as ship's chaplain, it be yer's ta administer some 'ard preachin' ta them thar Starfleet swabs ....n' Lord knows them needs it after beamin' down that thar pointy earred feller wiv e's unrestrained sehlat n' runnin' amok among tha wenches.
Ye might be 1st Officer on that thar Enterprise bucket, n' free ta git about scarin' Uhura wiv yer unfettered sehlat....but us'll not 'ave that 'ere cos thar be wenches talkin' 'bout jumpin o'erboard ta 'void it tatterin' their undergarments
Reply #568 Sunday, November 12, 2006 5:51 AM
I be takin' that thar promotion after dealin' a heavy han to the backside of them thar starfleet characters, |
That thar promotion be yer's, ta....but I don' wan' 'e ta be preachin' that thar love thy neighbour stuff ta tha crew. Us 'aves our own Pirate Bible wiv its own ten commandments.....tha first bein': "Thou shalt covet thy neighbourin' vessels' booty."
Thar were anuvver 'bout lovin' thy cap'n as thee would love thyself....but Mrs starkers repealed that'n cos some o' tha wenches were gittin' a bit too fresh wiv I...
BTW, that thar Pirate's Bible be an 'eavy bugger n' good fer whallopin'....n' as ship's chaplain, it be yer's ta administer some 'ard preachin' ta them thar Starfleet swabs ....n' Lord knows them needs it after beamin' down that thar pointy earred feller wiv e's unrestrained sehlat n' runnin' amok among tha wenches.
| Hmmm, my sehlat is looking a little hungry - wonder who will be first on the menu... |
Ye might be 1st Officer on that thar Enterprise bucket, n' free ta git about scarin' Uhura wiv yer unfettered sehlat....but us'll not 'ave that 'ere cos thar be wenches talkin' 'bout jumpin o'erboard ta 'void it tatterin' their undergarments
tawoods
Reply #569 Sunday, November 12, 2006 4:35 PM
I-Chaya 'ad best be thinkin' of 'ow he can best be avoidin' this 'ere ship 'efore them thar 6-inch claws be used fer teethpicks by this 'ere crew
Reply #569 Sunday, November 12, 2006 4:35 PM
| Hmmm, my sehlat is looking a little hungry - wonder who will be first on the menu... |
I-Chaya 'ad best be thinkin' of 'ow he can best be avoidin' this 'ere ship 'efore them thar 6-inch claws be used fer teethpicks by this 'ere crew
starkers
Reply #570 Sunday, November 12, 2006 10:31 PM
More ta tha point, e'd bett'r tuck that thar sehlat away somewhares safe....I 'ears Lorena Bobbit 'ave signed on fer a 3 week cruise ta 'scape tha continuin' cut n' run gossip.
Reply #570 Sunday, November 12, 2006 10:31 PM
I-Chaya 'ad best be thinkin' of 'ow he can best be avoidin' this 'ere ship 'efore them thar 6-inch claws be used fer teethpicks by this 'ere crew |
More ta tha point, e'd bett'r tuck that thar sehlat away somewhares safe....I 'ears Lorena Bobbit 'ave signed on fer a 3 week cruise ta 'scape tha continuin' cut n' run gossip.
Dr Guy
Reply #571 Monday, November 13, 2006 10:48 AM
Reply #571 Monday, November 13, 2006 10:48 AM
Aye, I see you got a new crew member in me absense. It be fall around here and that be the only thing the leaves seem to be doin!
starkers
Reply #572 Monday, November 13, 2006 12:10 PM
Aaarrrghhh, 'n wot a fine addition he be too....up thar wiv tha best, he be.
In fact ye all be good salts n' I be proud ta sail wiv ye all....
Reply #572 Monday, November 13, 2006 12:10 PM
| Aye, I see you got a new crew member in me absense |
Aaarrrghhh, 'n wot a fine addition he be too....up thar wiv tha best, he be.
In fact ye all be good salts n' I be proud ta sail wiv ye all....
Dr Guy
Reply #573 Monday, November 13, 2006 1:17 PM
Aye? Even evil Spock?
Reply #573 Monday, November 13, 2006 1:17 PM
| In fact ye all be good salts n' I be proud ta sail wiv ye all.... |
Aye? Even evil Spock?
tawoods
Reply #574 Monday, November 13, 2006 5:22 PM
Thar be no need ta wurry bout that one thar, jes as soon as his mother be a readin'
wot he be sayin' about her people it twill be the end of 'im...me be recallin' that her be a earthlin' same as us'n 'ere whether his sire be of a Vulcan nature or not...thar'll be a keel haulin' fer shur an me be not a wantin' to be near 'im when she getz a hol' of 'im, that thar 'ill be fer shure...in fact this 'ere may be the turnin point if'n we can turn him to ourside if ye know wot me be a sayin'
Reply #574 Monday, November 13, 2006 5:22 PM
| It's Vulcan. The translation for you puny earthlings is - |
| Aye? Even evil Spock? |
Fuzzy Logic
Reply #575 Monday, November 13, 2006 5:36 PM
Reply #575 Monday, November 13, 2006 5:36 PM
When me sehlat starts feedin', I'll make sure all the wenches are safe...
...you know, safe for 'later'
Dr Guy
Reply #576 Tuesday, November 14, 2006 8:13 AM
Aye, his dad took many an earther as wife. Spock wud ave bin smart ta follow his pa's feet steps.
Reply #576 Tuesday, November 14, 2006 8:13 AM
| me be recallin' that her be a earthlin' same as us'n 'ere whether his sire be of a Vulcan nature or not... |
Aye, his dad took many an earther as wife. Spock wud ave bin smart ta follow his pa's feet steps.
starkers
Reply #577 Tuesday, November 14, 2006 11:59 AM
I 'ears her did that n' now 'e's be'avin a bit bett'r....but don't ye 'xpect it ta last, that thar evil Spock be partial ta a bit o' tyin' up n' spankin' ev'ry now n' then.
Now I be glad ye put that that sehlat o' yers on a leash ta save panickin' tha wenches, but some of 'em still be askin' fer it ta be muzzled....preferrably wiv a rubber 'un cos some say it whar spittin' an' 'em 'ad ta wash thar attire...
Aaarrrrghh....'e would've took 'imself an earthly missus, but e's ears ain't tha only pointy thing earth wenches be afeared of.
*****BTW, ta, please excuse I fer takin' liberties n' puttin' words in thy mouth, but when ye provides oppertunities fer some 'xtra sass I juss cain't 'elp meself *****
Reply #577 Tuesday, November 14, 2006 11:59 AM
| Thar be no need ta wurry bout that one thar, jes as soon as his mother be a readin' wot he be sayin' about her people...her'll put tha cheeky blighter 'cross 'er knee n' spank e's backside upta e's shoulder blades. |
I 'ears her did that n' now 'e's be'avin a bit bett'r....but don't ye 'xpect it ta last, that thar evil Spock be partial ta a bit o' tyin' up n' spankin' ev'ry now n' then.
| When me sehlat starts feedin', I'll make sure all the wenches are safe... |
Now I be glad ye put that that sehlat o' yers on a leash ta save panickin' tha wenches, but some of 'em still be askin' fer it ta be muzzled....preferrably wiv a rubber 'un cos some say it whar spittin' an' 'em 'ad ta wash thar attire...
| Aye, his dad took many an earther as wife. Spock wud ave bin smart ta follow his pa's feet steps. |
Aaarrrrghh....'e would've took 'imself an earthly missus, but e's ears ain't tha only pointy thing earth wenches be afeared of.
*****BTW, ta, please excuse I fer takin' liberties n' puttin' words in thy mouth, but when ye provides oppertunities fer some 'xtra sass I juss cain't 'elp meself
*****
tawoods
Reply #578 Wednesday, November 15, 2006 6:35 AM
Aaarrrgggghhhhh!!!!!...that thar be more than I be needin' to know Capt'n
thar be no doubt'n that it'll have to be one of 'em thar Aussie rubber ye be braggin' 'bout Capt'n
'as 'e been a seein' the cat 'bout decks????
Reply #578 Wednesday, November 15, 2006 6:35 AM
| that thar evil Spock be partial ta a bit o' tyin' up n' spankin' ev'ry now n' then. |
Aaarrrgggghhhhh!!!!!...that thar be more than I be needin' to know Capt'n
| preferrably wiv a rubber 'un |
thar be no doubt'n that it'll have to be one of 'em thar Aussie rubber ye be braggin' 'bout Capt'n
| When me sehlat starts feedin', |
'as 'e been a seein' the cat 'bout decks????
Dr Guy
Reply #579 Wednesday, November 15, 2006 8:56 AM
'ere now! Me doan think many would be afeared o t'other pointy thing.
Reply #579 Wednesday, November 15, 2006 8:56 AM
| Aaarrrrghh....'e would've took 'imself an earthly missus, but e's ears ain't tha only pointy thing earth wenches be afeared of. |
'ere now! Me doan think many would be afeared o t'other pointy thing.
starkers
Reply #580 Wednesday, November 15, 2006 1:14 PM
Not lately...us'll prob'ly find it in Spocks cabin n' 'idin' under 'is bed ta 'scape tha sehlat.....Spock's microwave
Mebbe not, but they'd die larfin' n' be put orf pink jelly beans fer tha rest o' thar lives
Nah, them thar Aussie rubbers don' come in triple 000...
Reply #580 Wednesday, November 15, 2006 1:14 PM
'as 'e been a seein' the cat 'bout decks???? |
Not lately...us'll prob'ly find it in Spocks cabin n' 'idin' under 'is bed ta 'scape tha sehlat.....Spock's microwave
'ere now! Me doan think many would be afeared o t'other pointy thing. |
Mebbe not, but they'd die larfin' n' be put orf pink jelly beans fer tha rest o' thar lives
thar be no doubt'n that it'll have to be one of 'em thar Aussie rubber ye be braggin' 'bout Capt'n |
Nah, them thar Aussie rubbers don' come in triple 000...
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Reply #561 Saturday, November 11, 2006 10:58 AM
'Ere, do 'e think it'd be some Viagara induced sea dog wantin' ta keep all tha wenches to 'eself?
I be noticin' that thar be a scarce showin of the one that be startin' this 'ere thread...I be not pointin any fingers ye 'ear but thar be a foul win' on tha air...if'n it was me Capt'n I be thinkin' tha thar be a danger of ye gettin ta hold of any Viagar, I be espectin' them thar Amazons twould be a rippin each other to shreds to be gittin' next ta ye'