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Friday, June 30, 2006 by TheGuyPC | Discussion: Virtual Communities
Everyone at Joe User is just so happy and fun! You have to have a sense of humor with a name like Joe User!
I was considering starting a blogsite dedicated to the discussion of marriage. I was going to call it Harry Crabs. My wife balked, so I digress.
There is really no virtual community to compare to the honest, open perspective that Joe User has. There should be more like it. This world would be a much richer, more diverse place.
I, as soooooooo many others are just grateful to be blessed by the absolute intelligence that this community offers.
Thank you so much. And to do it all for free?! Wow!
PC
I was considering starting a blogsite dedicated to the discussion of marriage. I was going to call it Harry Crabs. My wife balked, so I digress.
There is really no virtual community to compare to the honest, open perspective that Joe User has. There should be more like it. This world would be a much richer, more diverse place.
I, as soooooooo many others are just grateful to be blessed by the absolute intelligence that this community offers.
Thank you so much. And to do it all for free?! Wow!
PC
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starkers
Reply #542 Tuesday, November 7, 2006 11:36 PM
Considered it....briefly! Then I thort to meself, us'll be needin' them thar sails ta git about....an' that snorin o' yer's be likely ta blow 'em ta Kingdom Come.
Alternatively, us could 'ook yer snoz up to turbines that'd drive some paddles instead. I orften thort about gittin' us a paddle steamer, but there were no way I were paartin' wiv any o' me booty fer coal....arrrgghh, and there were the answer in front o' me the whole time: Dr Guy's multi speeded; fuel injected; turbo charged, dual barreled snoz.
Arrrrgghh, that be soundin' good...orf inta space ta plunder instead. An' it'd be cheap on fuel as well....all us'd have ta do is stick a bit o' sneezin' powder under Doc's snoz and we'd be 'Star Trekkin' round the universe' in no time at all.
Reply #542 Tuesday, November 7, 2006 11:36 PM
| Aye, I told ye to have me winder facing the sails. Twould be more air in the sails if ye had listened. |
Considered it....briefly! Then I thort to meself, us'll be needin' them thar sails ta git about....an' that snorin o' yer's be likely ta blow 'em ta Kingdom Come.
Alternatively, us could 'ook yer snoz up to turbines that'd drive some paddles instead. I orften thort about gittin' us a paddle steamer, but there were no way I were paartin' wiv any o' me booty fer coal....arrrgghh, and there were the answer in front o' me the whole time: Dr Guy's multi speeded; fuel injected; turbo charged, dual barreled snoz.
Hmmm if Gorg be gettin' things fixed real quick like, we can be flyin' orf into space and we be not needin sails like! |
Arrrrgghh, that be soundin' good...orf inta space ta plunder instead. An' it'd be cheap on fuel as well....all us'd have ta do is stick a bit o' sneezin' powder under Doc's snoz and we'd be 'Star Trekkin' round the universe' in no time at all.
tawoods
Reply #543 Wednesday, November 8, 2006 4:47 PM
be ther any of that thar powder left or haz he had his way wit it
Reply #543 Wednesday, November 8, 2006 4:47 PM
| all us'd have ta do is stick a bit o' sneezin' powder under Doc's snoz |
be ther any of that thar powder left or haz he had his way wit it
starkers
Reply #544 Thursday, November 9, 2006 12:35 AM
Us'll git some more if 'e did 'appen ta 'ave 'e's (wikkid) way wiv it....just so's he could whip up a cyclone ta blow tha ship's moggie (cat) overboard.
Dr Guy told I he weren't too partial ta tha moggie, but I never thort e'd go that far.
It be real good ta see ye here, ta...welcome aboard me 'earty....n' 'ave lotsa fun while ye be 'ere.
Reply #544 Thursday, November 9, 2006 12:35 AM
| be ther any of that thar powder left or haz he had his way wit it |
Us'll git some more if 'e did 'appen ta 'ave 'e's (wikkid) way wiv it....just so's he could whip up a cyclone ta blow tha ship's moggie (cat) overboard.
Dr Guy told I he weren't too partial ta tha moggie, but I never thort e'd go that far.
It be real good ta see ye here, ta...welcome aboard me 'earty....n' 'ave lotsa fun while ye be 'ere.
Dr Guy
Reply #545 Thursday, November 9, 2006 8:31 AM
We best be thinkin out Stardock, afore we be takin on Starfleet!
Reply #545 Thursday, November 9, 2006 8:31 AM
| Arrrrgghh, that be soundin' good...orf inta space ta plunder instead. An' it'd be cheap on fuel as well....all us'd have ta do is stick a bit o' sneezin' powder under Doc's snoz and we'd be 'Star Trekkin' round the universe' in no time at all. |
We best be thinkin out Stardock, afore we be takin on Starfleet!
jennifer1
Reply #546 Thursday, November 9, 2006 8:33 AM
*Smack Doc around the head* oy yer scurvy first mate ye be fishin 'at moggie back ou' ta' water now ye 'ear! Sally not be please ye be kickin Socrates over board now will she?
Sally no doubt be keepin ta doc awake till 'e be gettin' socrates back on board fer er!
Now ye be postin' another pic o' Sally Doc?
Reply #546 Thursday, November 9, 2006 8:33 AM
| Dr Guy told I he weren't too partial ta tha moggie, but I never thort e'd go that far. |
*Smack Doc around the head* oy yer scurvy first mate ye be fishin 'at moggie back ou' ta' water now ye 'ear! Sally not be please ye be kickin Socrates over board now will she?
Sally no doubt be keepin ta doc awake till 'e be gettin' socrates back on board fer er!
Now ye be postin' another pic o' Sally Doc?
jennifer1
Reply #547 Thursday, November 9, 2006 8:34 AM
Reply #547 Thursday, November 9, 2006 8:34 AM
Doc, did Sally win the competition or get placed?
jennifer1
Reply #548 Thursday, November 9, 2006 8:36 AM
Doc?
*slaps the capt'n on 'is 'ead* thats fer bein so funny like!
Reply #548 Thursday, November 9, 2006 8:36 AM
| Alternatively, us could 'ook yer snoz up to turbines that'd drive some paddles instead. I orften thort about gittin' us a paddle steamer, but there were no way I were paartin' wiv any o' me booty fer coal....arrrgghh, and there were the answer in front o' me the whole time: Dr Guy's multi speeded; fuel injected; turbo charged, dual barreled snoz. |
Doc?
| Dr Guy's multi speeded; fuel injected; turbo charged, dual barreled snoz |
*slaps the capt'n on 'is 'ead* thats fer bein so funny like!
Dr Guy
Reply #549 Thursday, November 9, 2006 9:55 AM
I'll be checkin wit da wife. Will post another soon.
Reply #549 Thursday, November 9, 2006 9:55 AM
| Doc, did Sally win the competition or get placed? |
I'll be checkin wit da wife. Will post another soon.
starkers
Reply #550 Thursday, November 9, 2006 11:05 AM
Nope....won't tolerate it!!! 'Owever, if ye wants ta git out yer cat o' nine I'll 'appily bend o'er the barrel n' take me lumps that way instead....cos Mrs starkers knee be a bit stiff wiv arfritis these days n' I be missin' out on a good whoopin' ta keep me feet firmly planted on tha ground....errr, deck!!!
Oh, an' Jen....not ta worry 'bout tha moggie, neither. Gorg were fishin' an it come back aboard kipper 'e caught....so if ye sees an overly furry ball waftin' about decks it be tha moggie....Gorg took pity on tha drenched lil blighter n' blow dried 'im.
Hadn't seed Pecky fer a bit....lookout says 'e be up'n tha crows nest n' won't come down 'til us plugs Doc's snoz wiv a coupla corks or summat.....
Ha-haaarrgghh....now that gives I an idear!!! If us runs outta cannonballs, us can shove a couple rum stoppers in Doc's double barreled snoz n' aim it at blaggards vessels, wiv a good supply o' corks us could sink a fleet o' battleships.....aaaarrrghhh, wiv Doc's snoz as a secrit weapon us'd be invincible.
Reply #550 Thursday, November 9, 2006 11:05 AM
| *slaps the capt'n on 'is 'ead |
Nope....won't tolerate it!!! 'Owever, if ye wants ta git out yer cat o' nine I'll 'appily bend o'er the barrel n' take me lumps that way instead....cos Mrs starkers knee be a bit stiff wiv arfritis these days n' I be missin' out on a good whoopin' ta keep me feet firmly planted on tha ground....errr, deck!!!
Oh, an' Jen....not ta worry 'bout tha moggie, neither. Gorg were fishin' an it come back aboard kipper 'e caught....so if ye sees an overly furry ball waftin' about decks it be tha moggie....Gorg took pity on tha drenched lil blighter n' blow dried 'im.
Hadn't seed Pecky fer a bit....lookout says 'e be up'n tha crows nest n' won't come down 'til us plugs Doc's snoz wiv a coupla corks or summat.....
Ha-haaarrgghh....now that gives I an idear!!! If us runs outta cannonballs, us can shove a couple rum stoppers in Doc's double barreled snoz n' aim it at blaggards vessels, wiv a good supply o' corks us could sink a fleet o' battleships.....aaaarrrghhh, wiv Doc's snoz as a secrit weapon us'd be invincible.
Zoomba
Reply #551 Thursday, November 9, 2006 11:26 AM
Reply #551 Thursday, November 9, 2006 11:26 AM
570 posts??! How the hell are you guys keeping this going still?
I tip my hat to you all!
Dr Guy
Reply #552 Thursday, November 9, 2006 11:28 AM
Arrggg....Ye be findin out soon enuff. Once we raid stardock and the new technology ye be usin on ta web.
Reply #552 Thursday, November 9, 2006 11:28 AM
| 570 posts??! How the hell are you guys keeping this going still? I tip my hat to you all! |
Arrggg....Ye be findin out soon enuff. Once we raid stardock and the new technology ye be usin on ta web.
starkers
Reply #553 Thursday, November 9, 2006 11:44 AM
Ahaaar....but ye not be seein' tha bigger picture, be ye Mate Guy. Shiver me briny timbers, ye be slippin' Dr guy. If we was ta git Starfleet on side, us'd be able ta beam up that thar Stardock technology we be needin' ta take o'er tha world...tha galaxy when we be done wiv this ere lil rock. Then tha Universe???
BTW, when us take oe'r StarFleet, we be maroonin' that thar Spock feller on Venus fer a bit, bein' he were chasin' after wenches n' wored out e's sehlat. Thar'd be no use of 'im in battle wiv a flaccid sehlat, n' mebbe them thar wenches on Venus'll help revive it afore us goes a conquerin' tha Galaxy
Reply #553 Thursday, November 9, 2006 11:44 AM
| We best be thinkin out Stardock, afore we be takin on Starfleet! |
Ahaaar....but ye not be seein' tha bigger picture, be ye Mate Guy. Shiver me briny timbers, ye be slippin' Dr guy. If we was ta git Starfleet on side, us'd be able ta beam up that thar Stardock technology we be needin' ta take o'er tha world...tha galaxy when we be done wiv this ere lil rock. Then tha Universe???
BTW, when us take oe'r StarFleet, we be maroonin' that thar Spock feller on Venus fer a bit, bein' he were chasin' after wenches n' wored out e's sehlat. Thar'd be no use of 'im in battle wiv a flaccid sehlat, n' mebbe them thar wenches on Venus'll help revive it afore us goes a conquerin' tha Galaxy
jennifer1
Reply #554 Thursday, November 9, 2006 11:51 AM
aargghh Doc ye be soundin funny like wi' em cannon balls up ye nose!!!! But ta capt be right ye be a terriyinly good weapon when ye be snorin' scare away ta devil imself ye will!
over ta barrel ye go wi' yer then!
tank ye gorg ye be a good lil alien!
Reply #554 Thursday, November 9, 2006 11:51 AM
| aaaarrrghhh, wiv Doc's snoz as a secrit weapon us'd be invincible. |
| Arrggg....Ye be findin out soon enuff. Once we raid stardock and the new technology ye be usin on ta web. |
aargghh Doc ye be soundin funny like wi' em cannon balls up ye nose!!!! But ta capt be right ye be a terriyinly good weapon when ye be snorin' scare away ta devil imself ye will!
| Nope....won't tolerate it!!! 'Owever, if ye wants ta git out yer cat o' nine I'll 'appily bend o'er the barrel n' take me lumps that way instead.... |
over ta barrel ye go wi' yer then!
| Gorg took pity on tha drenched lil blighter n' blow dried 'im |
tank ye gorg ye be a good lil alien!
Dr Guy
Reply #555 Thursday, November 9, 2006 12:07 PM
But he be the evil spock from another universe. We not be findin him in starfleet
Reply #555 Thursday, November 9, 2006 12:07 PM
| BTW, when us take oe'r StarFleet, we be maroonin' that thar Spock feller on Venus fer a bit, bein' he were chasin' after wenches n' wored out e's sehlat. Thar'd be no use of 'im in battle wiv a flaccid sehlat, n' mebbe them thar wenches on Venus'll help revive it afore us goes a conquerin' tha Galaxy |
But he be the evil spock from another universe. We not be findin him in starfleet
jennifer1
Reply #556 Thursday, November 9, 2006 12:18 PM
Now I be thinkin e be 'avin' mind powers an can be strong!!! Ta wenches wil miss 'is sehlat, ta be askin if he can be on board ta service em more when ta crew be ta full o rum ta do it like? 'e can be their slave like.... ta want be puttin 'im in chains fer ter' own pleasurin like.
These wenches of LWs barge be like really orny all a time!! Bes' be keepin' 'em 'appy like capt'n.
Fuzzy sehlat an all!!
Reply #556 Thursday, November 9, 2006 12:18 PM
| BTW, when us take oe'r StarFleet, we be maroonin' that thar Spock feller on Venus fer a bit, bein' he were chasin' after wenches n' wored out e's sehlat. Thar'd be no use of 'im in battle wiv a flaccid sehlat, n' mebbe them thar wenches on Venus'll help revive it afore us goes a conquerin' tha Galaxy |
Now I be thinkin e be 'avin' mind powers an can be strong!!! Ta wenches wil miss 'is sehlat, ta be askin if he can be on board ta service em more when ta crew be ta full o rum ta do it like? 'e can be their slave like.... ta want be puttin 'im in chains fer ter' own pleasurin like.
These wenches of LWs barge be like really orny all a time!! Bes' be keepin' 'em 'appy like capt'n.
Fuzzy sehlat an all!!
tawoods
Reply #557 Thursday, November 9, 2006 9:07 PM
I be thinkin I jes' stepped on one of 'em...time be makin fer ta rum
Reply #557 Thursday, November 9, 2006 9:07 PM
| Fuzzy sehlat an all!! |
I be thinkin I jes' stepped on one of 'em...time be makin fer ta rum
starkers
Reply #558 Friday, November 10, 2006 1:33 AM
Be he good or be he bad....a limp sehlat be no good ta us in battle, 'specially agin them thar Amazonian wenches of Argon. Fer us ta stand a chance agin them, us'd 'ave ta 'ave a warrior wiv a firm sehlat n' be prepared ta use it.....
Oh-Arrrgggghhhh, if only I were 25 years younger. There were a time when I'd 'ave had tha whole tribe o' them thar Amazonian wenches runnin' fer cover from me sehlat. But alas, it 'ave bin 'arder ta find these days...p'raps if I were ta clean me spyglass proper like, I might find it 'idin' away in me drawers somewhar's. 
An' em'll not be partakin' of our sehlats....us'll be too busy conquerin' tha galaxy, but thar be some thingwybobs down tha 'old 'em can 'ave....tho they'll 'ave ta supply their own batteries.
Probably not....sounded more like tha cat - an' 'e were racin' 'bout decks wiv e's tail between e's legs.
Reply #558 Friday, November 10, 2006 1:33 AM
| But he be the evil spock from another universe |
Be he good or be he bad....a limp sehlat be no good ta us in battle, 'specially agin them thar Amazonian wenches of Argon. Fer us ta stand a chance agin them, us'd 'ave ta 'ave a warrior wiv a firm sehlat n' be prepared ta use it.....
Oh-Arrrgggghhhh, if only I were 25 years younger. There were a time when I'd 'ave had tha whole tribe o' them thar Amazonian wenches runnin' fer cover from me sehlat.
But alas, it 'ave bin 'arder ta find these days...p'raps if I were ta clean me spyglass proper like, I might find it 'idin' away in me drawers somewhar's. 
| These wenches of LWs barge be like really orny all a time!! Bes' be keepin' 'em 'appy like capt'n. |
An' em'll not be partakin' of our sehlats....us'll be too busy conquerin' tha galaxy, but thar be some thingwybobs down tha 'old 'em can 'ave....tho they'll 'ave ta supply their own batteries.
| I be thinkin I jes' stepped on one of 'em |
Probably not....sounded more like tha cat - an' 'e were racin' 'bout decks wiv e's tail between e's legs.
tawoods
Reply #559 Friday, November 10, 2006 5:41 AM
Capt'n, I be noticin me ol' throbbers not a throbbin', tho I not be a askin' the ol' Doc to be expectin' it any time soon ya 'ear, I be expectan' somuns be lacing the food wit' the ol' salt-peter, the scurvy swine
Reply #559 Friday, November 10, 2006 5:41 AM
An' em'll not be partakin' of our sehlats....us'll be too busy conquerin' tha galaxy, but thar be some thingwybobs down tha 'old 'em can 'ave....tho they'll 'ave ta supply their own batteries. |
Capt'n, I be noticin me ol' throbbers not a throbbin', tho I not be a askin' the ol' Doc to be expectin' it any time soon ya 'ear, I be expectan' somuns be lacing the food wit' the ol' salt-peter, the scurvy swine
starkers
Reply #560 Friday, November 10, 2006 8:33 PM
I knows 'xactly wot ye means....me thinks thar be wikkid doin's a goin' on in that thar galley. Me throbber 'aven't bin workin' fer a bit now, an' if there be some scurvy swab lacin' tha grub wiv salt peter n' bromide, I'll 'ave 'im strung up on tha yardarm by e's weddin' tackle.....
'Ere, do 'e think it'd be some Viagara induced sea dog wantin' ta keep all tha wenches to 'eself? If so I knows 'ow us'll find tha culprit....we'll git a willin' wench ta smooch up ta the crew, an' us'll string up tha one who's fillin' out e's tights more than tha others.
Aaaarrrgghhh, thar'll be no greed aboard this 'ere vessel....share n' share alike, I says....so if there be any Viagara gittin' about, I wants some.
Reply #560 Friday, November 10, 2006 8:33 PM
Capt'n, I be noticin me ol' throbbers not a throbbin', tho I not be a askin' the ol' Doc to be expectin' it any time soon ya 'ear, I be expectan' somuns be lacing the food wit' the ol' salt-peter, the scurvy swine |
I knows 'xactly wot ye means....me thinks thar be wikkid doin's a goin' on in that thar galley. Me throbber 'aven't bin workin' fer a bit now, an' if there be some scurvy swab lacin' tha grub wiv salt peter n' bromide, I'll 'ave 'im strung up on tha yardarm by e's weddin' tackle..... 'Ere, do 'e think it'd be some Viagara induced sea dog wantin' ta keep all tha wenches to 'eself? If so I knows 'ow us'll find tha culprit....we'll git a willin' wench ta smooch up ta the crew, an' us'll string up tha one who's fillin' out e's tights more than tha others.
Aaaarrrgghhh, thar'll be no greed aboard this 'ere vessel....share n' share alike, I says....so if there be any Viagara gittin' about, I wants some.
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Reply #541 Tuesday, November 7, 2006 4:14 PM
Ye be a Romulan Spy! No Vulcan wud call us ertlings puny.
Aye, perhaps I see now. Ye be Evil Spock. Ne'er mind.