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Friday, June 30, 2006 by TheGuyPC | Discussion: Virtual Communities
Everyone at Joe User is just so happy and fun! You have to have a sense of humor with a name like Joe User!
I was considering starting a blogsite dedicated to the discussion of marriage. I was going to call it Harry Crabs. My wife balked, so I digress.
There is really no virtual community to compare to the honest, open perspective that Joe User has. There should be more like it. This world would be a much richer, more diverse place.
I, as soooooooo many others are just grateful to be blessed by the absolute intelligence that this community offers.
Thank you so much. And to do it all for free?! Wow!
PC
I was considering starting a blogsite dedicated to the discussion of marriage. I was going to call it Harry Crabs. My wife balked, so I digress.
There is really no virtual community to compare to the honest, open perspective that Joe User has. There should be more like it. This world would be a much richer, more diverse place.
I, as soooooooo many others are just grateful to be blessed by the absolute intelligence that this community offers.
Thank you so much. And to do it all for free?! Wow!
PC
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Dr Guy
Reply #522 Saturday, November 4, 2006 10:17 AM
Mistress Jenny be of the finest stock from merry olde England, that she be!
Reply #522 Saturday, November 4, 2006 10:17 AM
| You yanks are all blimmin bonkers!! |
Mistress Jenny be of the finest stock from merry olde England, that she be!
starkers
Reply #524 Saturday, November 4, 2006 9:26 PM
You tell 'em, Mistress Jennifer....you tell 'em!! Us 'aves ta ave some discipline aboards this 'ere vessel, an' I'm glad ye is steppin' up ta tha plate ta dish it out ....otherwise this motely crew would be takin' far too many liberties.....
As are so many....no matter 'ow far n' wide us've been spread. The good ol' British Empire, eh! It 'ave established its proud Anglo-Saxon roots in all corners o' the globe....got a lot to answer for as well. Take a gander at Orstrayla, fer instance, sent all its convicts n' clowns 'ere....an' now look at the place, it be full o' larrikins n' jokers....just point yer peepers on our lil Johnny fer a bit (Jafo too) n' ye'll see wot I mean...
Reply #524 Saturday, November 4, 2006 9:26 PM
| Now, let me tellin' ye I be doin ta captn orders ta be beatin' ta men wahts gettin' outta line on this 'ere ship and ye be jus' kickin' ta get bent o' ta barrels taday! |
You tell 'em, Mistress Jennifer....you tell 'em!! Us 'aves ta ave some discipline aboards this 'ere vessel, an' I'm glad ye is steppin' up ta tha plate ta dish it out ....otherwise this motely crew would be takin' far too many liberties.....
| Mistress Jenny be of the finest stock from merry olde England, that she be! |
As are so many....no matter 'ow far n' wide us've been spread. The good ol' British Empire, eh! It 'ave established its proud Anglo-Saxon roots in all corners o' the globe....got a lot to answer for as well. Take a gander at Orstrayla, fer instance, sent all its convicts n' clowns 'ere....an' now look at the place, it be full o' larrikins n' jokers....just point yer peepers on our lil Johnny fer a bit (Jafo too) n' ye'll see wot I mean...
starkers
Reply #526 Sunday, November 5, 2006 12:12 AM
Yep, it be stange alright....but don't blame God! It weren't any of 'is doin'! It be takin' all kinds to make up this 'ere world....and ye 'ave inadvertantly stumbled into this 'ere insanity ta strike (probably) tha weirdest crew about. 
Never mind....if ye 'aven't some strong sedatives ta settle ye down agin, take a swig or three o' rum so ye can at least cope a bit better....sleep at night agin.
Reply #526 Sunday, November 5, 2006 12:12 AM
| my God. How wierd is this? |
Yep, it be stange alright....but don't blame God! It weren't any of 'is doin'! It be takin' all kinds to make up this 'ere world....and ye 'ave inadvertantly stumbled into this 'ere insanity ta strike (probably) tha weirdest crew about.
Never mind....if ye 'aven't some strong sedatives ta settle ye down agin, take a swig or three o' rum so ye can at least cope a bit better....sleep at night agin.
jennifer1
Reply #527 Sunday, November 5, 2006 10:37 AM
aaarggh them orstraylians be mighty fine an full of 'earty humor! An damn fine pirates too!
ah but capt many was not convicts, they was set up by ta establishment like!
aargghh it be not wierd, it be called fun me lad!
Now capt'n where be da fine cook Ms Trudy? Me tummy still be rumblin like! First Mate Guy 'ave ye been seein' 'er?
Reply #527 Sunday, November 5, 2006 10:37 AM
| As are so many....no matter 'ow far n' wide us've been spread. The good ol' British Empire, eh! It 'ave established its proud Anglo-Saxon roots in all corners o' the globe....got a lot to answer for as well. Take a gander at Orstrayla, fer instance, sent all its convicts n' clowns 'ere....an' now look at the place, it be full o' larrikins n' jokers....just point yer peepers on our lil Johnny fer a bit (Jafo too) n' ye'll see wot I m |
aaarggh them orstraylians be mighty fine an full of 'earty humor! An damn fine pirates too!
| Take a gander at Orstrayla, fer instance, sent all its convicts n' |
ah but capt many was not convicts, they was set up by ta establishment like!
| my God. How wierd is this? |
aargghh it be not wierd, it be called fun me lad!
Now capt'n where be da fine cook Ms Trudy? Me tummy still be rumblin like! First Mate Guy 'ave ye been seein' 'er?
jennifer1
Reply #528 Sunday, November 5, 2006 10:38 AM
aye lad now t's 'ere be what a hijack is about! hahahahha!
Reply #528 Sunday, November 5, 2006 10:38 AM
| my God. How wierd is this? |
aye lad now t's 'ere be what a hijack is about! hahahahha!
starkers
Reply #529 Sunday, November 5, 2006 11:41 AM
Aaaarrrrggghh, that it be....'n it be much bett'r than a rap 'cross tha knuckles wiv Davy Jones' cutlass. Us might be a strange assortment, but we be as 'appy as brandishin' buccaneers in a booty bargain basement.....aaaarrrrggghhh.
An' 'ere I woz finkin' it were thunderin'....or mebee it were Gorg down the 'old try'n ta fire up e's spaceship. I dunno lassie, them gizzards o' yers be a real worry....me thinks us 'ad bett'r find Ms Trudy ta cook ye up a mess o grub afore 'em shakes tha ship apart.
Reply #529 Sunday, November 5, 2006 11:41 AM
| it be called fun me lad! |
Aaaarrrrggghh, that it be....'n it be much bett'r than a rap 'cross tha knuckles wiv Davy Jones' cutlass. Us might be a strange assortment, but we be as 'appy as brandishin' buccaneers in a booty bargain basement.....aaaarrrrggghhh.
| Me tummy still be rumblin like! |
An' 'ere I woz finkin' it were thunderin'....or mebee it were Gorg down the 'old try'n ta fire up e's spaceship. I dunno lassie, them gizzards o' yers be a real worry....me thinks us 'ad bett'r find Ms Trudy ta cook ye up a mess o grub afore 'em shakes tha ship apart.
Dr Guy
Reply #530 Monday, November 6, 2006 11:31 AM
Them be loud rumblings! Not heard the likes of them since me waifs taped me a snoring!
Reply #530 Monday, November 6, 2006 11:31 AM
| An' 'ere I woz finkin' it were thunderin'....or mebee it were Gorg down the 'old try'n ta fire up e's spaceship. I dunno lassie, them gizzards o' yers be a real worry....me thinks us 'ad bett'r find Ms Trudy ta cook ye up a mess o grub afore 'em shakes tha ship apart. |
Them be loud rumblings! Not heard the likes of them since me waifs taped me a snoring!
starkers
Reply #531 Monday, November 6, 2006 1:11 PM
I were goin' ta 'ave a word wiv 'e 'bout that....yer snoring, that is. I were in me cabin mindin' me own business, dreamin' about booty (not boobies), when I were rudely awoke by an 'orrible noise n' thought some blaggard were cuttin' down the mast wiv a chainsaw. I were ready wiv me cutlass in 'and ta dice 'im inta quarters when I realised the row were comin' from yer cabin. Now the noise were one thing, but seein' yer cutains flyin' in n' out of tha port'ole wiv yer inhalin' n' exhalin', now that were hilarious.
Reply #531 Monday, November 6, 2006 1:11 PM
| Them be loud rumblings! Not heard the likes of them since me waifs taped me a snoring! |
I were goin' ta 'ave a word wiv 'e 'bout that....yer snoring, that is. I were in me cabin mindin' me own business, dreamin' about booty (not boobies), when I were rudely awoke by an 'orrible noise n' thought some blaggard were cuttin' down the mast wiv a chainsaw. I were ready wiv me cutlass in 'and ta dice 'im inta quarters when I realised the row were comin' from yer cabin. Now the noise were one thing, but seein' yer cutains flyin' in n' out of tha port'ole wiv yer inhalin' n' exhalin', now that were hilarious.
Dr Guy
Reply #532 Monday, November 6, 2006 1:37 PM
Aye, that be me. But tis only appens when I partake of too much rum.
Reply #532 Monday, November 6, 2006 1:37 PM
| when I were rudely awoke by an 'orrible noise n' thought some blaggard were cuttin' down the mast wiv a chainsaw. |
Aye, that be me. But tis only appens when I partake of too much rum.
jennifer1
Reply #533 Monday, November 6, 2006 2:13 PM
Them be one mighty fine pair of nostrils there flaring wi' each snore! hahahahaha Ay Doc ye bes' be gettin' ye fine woamen ta be fixin' em curtains so 'ey be not blowin' out 'em windows!
Reply #533 Monday, November 6, 2006 2:13 PM
| Now the noise were one thing, but seein' yer cutains flyin' in n' out of tha port'ole wiv yer inhalin' n' exhalin', now that were hilarious. |
Them be one mighty fine pair of nostrils there flaring wi' each snore! hahahahaha Ay Doc ye bes' be gettin' ye fine woamen ta be fixin' em curtains so 'ey be not blowin' out 'em windows!
starkers
Reply #534 Monday, November 6, 2006 8:23 PM
Don't think her'd stop 'em, some'ow....Doc already tied tha anchor to 'em, but still 'em flied outta the port'ole at a great rate o' knots. That thar be one almighty snoz Doc 'as thar....p'raps us should get 'im ta muzzle it ta save Pecky frum disappearin' altogether......
Aha, now I knows 'ow us gan git tha ship goin' when tha wind won't blow.....us waves tha ship's cat under Doc's snoz, then us gits 'im facin' tha sails afore 'e sneezes.
I'll tell 'e what, Doc, us'll 'ave ta press a couple more swabs inta service....seein' as 'ow we 'aves two (dazed & confused) crewmen on worker's comp after 'em got hit on the scone by a flyin' anchor
Reply #534 Monday, November 6, 2006 8:23 PM
| Ay Doc ye bes' be gettin' ye fine woamen ta be fixin' em curtains so 'ey be not blowin' out 'em windows |
Don't think her'd stop 'em, some'ow....Doc already tied tha anchor to 'em, but still 'em flied outta the port'ole at a great rate o' knots. That thar be one almighty snoz Doc 'as thar....p'raps us should get 'im ta muzzle it ta save Pecky frum disappearin' altogether
......Aha, now I knows 'ow us gan git tha ship goin' when tha wind won't blow.....us waves tha ship's cat under Doc's snoz, then us gits 'im facin' tha sails afore 'e sneezes.
I'll tell 'e what, Doc, us'll 'ave ta press a couple more swabs inta service....seein' as 'ow we 'aves two (dazed & confused) crewmen on worker's comp after 'em got hit on the scone by a flyin' anchor
Dr Guy
Reply #535 Tuesday, November 7, 2006 9:40 AM
Aye, I told ye to have me winder facing the sails. Twould be more air in the sails if ye had listened.
Reply #535 Tuesday, November 7, 2006 9:40 AM
| Don't think her'd stop 'em, some'ow....Doc already tied tha anchor to 'em, but still 'em flied outta the port'ole at a great rate o' knots. That thar be one almighty snoz Doc 'as thar....p'raps us should get 'im ta muzzle it ta save Pecky frum disappearin' altogether |
Aye, I told ye to have me winder facing the sails. Twould be more air in the sails if ye had listened.
jennifer1
Reply #536 Tuesday, November 7, 2006 10:09 AM
Hmmm if Gorg be gettin' things fixed real quick like, we can be flyin' orf into space and we be not needin sails like! tehn we sailin' out in space and piratin' out in ta gran' skies! Gorg be tellin' me there be plenty technology be had fer ta takin' on many planets out thar.
Reply #536 Tuesday, November 7, 2006 10:09 AM
| Aye, I told ye to have me winder facing the sails. Twould be more air in the sails if ye had listened. |
Hmmm if Gorg be gettin' things fixed real quick like, we can be flyin' orf into space and we be not needin sails like! tehn we sailin' out in space and piratin' out in ta gran' skies! Gorg be tellin' me there be plenty technology be had fer ta takin' on many planets out thar.
Fuzzy Logic
Reply #537 Tuesday, November 7, 2006 1:46 PM
Reply #537 Tuesday, November 7, 2006 1:46 PM
jennifer1
Reply #538 Tuesday, November 7, 2006 1:57 PM
okay.............we 'ill be 'itting yer planet soon enough, jus' be tellin us where we be goin is all!
what the bleeding nora did you write anyways?
Reply #538 Tuesday, November 7, 2006 1:57 PM
| Spunau bolayalar t'Wehku bolayalar t'Zamu il t'Veh. Shiyau thol'es k'thorai ri k'ahm Mene sakkhet ur-seveh |
okay.............we 'ill be 'itting yer planet soon enough, jus' be tellin us where we be goin is all!
what the bleeding nora did you write anyways?
Fuzzy Logic
Reply #539 Tuesday, November 7, 2006 3:09 PM
Reply #539 Tuesday, November 7, 2006 3:09 PM
It's Vulcan. The translation for you puny earthlings is -
"The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few or the one. Nobility lies in action not in name"
"Live long and prosper"
And if you try coming here I'll set me sehlat on to you
jennifer1
Reply #540 Tuesday, November 7, 2006 3:32 PM
aaargghh ye diry dog ye! ye be keepin that selat on a leash now ye'ear? If Peck da Parrot be gettin 'old of yer sehlat ye be 'avin no sehlat left! hahahah
I be checkin wit' ta capt'n what we be doin, we could be needin' a a good tacticle (?) officer? Then ye be joinin' us on our journey?
Reply #540 Tuesday, November 7, 2006 3:32 PM
| And if you try coming here I'll set me sehlat on to you |
aaargghh ye diry dog ye! ye be keepin that selat on a leash now ye'ear? If Peck da Parrot be gettin 'old of yer sehlat ye be 'avin no sehlat left! hahahah
I be checkin wit' ta capt'n what we be doin, we could be needin' a a good tacticle (?) officer? Then ye be joinin' us on our journey?
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Reply #521 Saturday, November 4, 2006 6:17 AM
Oi...just spied this 'ere lil gem! I'll 'ave ye know, ScoffPiggy, this be a multi-national, multi-cultural vessel an' us'll 'ave no such generalisations 'ere ....everyone (regardless of race, colour or creed) who comes aboard 'ere 'as ta be "blimmin bonkers"....no exceptions.
aaaarrrgghh, right yee aaaarrrgghh capn' right yee aaaarrrgghh.... although might i be permited to suggest that some of them thar hanging round har be not just "blimmin bonkers" so much as they be "blimmin-blimmin bonkers".
'pecially them thar limey-yanky-ocker types.
aaaarrrgghh, aaaarrrgghh then oooooo aaaarrrgghh.
ha haaarrgh, cough, splutter, wheeze.
arrrrrrrrrrrgh I was goin' ta be sayin' a good mor' ta all, till I read yer comments an' choked on me tea!
Now, let me tellin' ye I be doin ta captn orders ta be beatin' ta men wahts gettin' outta line on this 'ere ship and ye be jus' kickin' ta get bent o' ta barrels taday! Ye bein not careful I be puttin' Pecky ta parrot on them thar jelly beans of yers! Pecky enjoys a snack every so offen like! HAHAHAHAH
This 'ere blimmin blimmin limey says top o' ta' morn ta yer all now me 'earties!
Now I be finished me mornin' mutterin's I can be gettin on wit' ta business o' rousin' ta crew below what's been drinkin rum al' ta night! swillin it like ta pigs ta be when it comes ta fine rum an wenchin! aaargh
Tis good we 'ave this 'ere scoff piggy on board now capt, he be a fine pirate ta join us 'ere, he be givin' us ta laffs too!
Now me see Blackbeard ship 'as been plundered and 'tis been said 'e be 'avin' ta mercury fer ta dose he got back in J'maca. hahahah
Where be we 'eadin this time capt, what fine adventure we be goin on tis time?