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Friday, June 30, 2006 by TheGuyPC | Discussion: Virtual Communities
Everyone at Joe User is just so happy and fun! You have to have a sense of humor with a name like Joe User!
I was considering starting a blogsite dedicated to the discussion of marriage. I was going to call it Harry Crabs. My wife balked, so I digress.
There is really no virtual community to compare to the honest, open perspective that Joe User has. There should be more like it. This world would be a much richer, more diverse place.
I, as soooooooo many others are just grateful to be blessed by the absolute intelligence that this community offers.
Thank you so much. And to do it all for free?! Wow!
PC
I was considering starting a blogsite dedicated to the discussion of marriage. I was going to call it Harry Crabs. My wife balked, so I digress.
There is really no virtual community to compare to the honest, open perspective that Joe User has. There should be more like it. This world would be a much richer, more diverse place.
I, as soooooooo many others are just grateful to be blessed by the absolute intelligence that this community offers.
Thank you so much. And to do it all for free?! Wow!
PC
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Trudygolightly
Reply #503 Friday, November 3, 2006 2:47 PM
I'z don know bout thee Capt'n but me has had one long vacation from this here place..no one missed me either....I shan't become a topless wench to become a favorite here....
I still thinks me best be cooking and not nursing the men...I'z much rather be handling taters than men's parts...if there's any men's parts to be handled, I'll do the choosing instead of having to do that...
that ok with you? anyone?
Reply #503 Friday, November 3, 2006 2:47 PM
| We be here. 'Ow was the vacation Capt'n? |
I'z don know bout thee Capt'n but me has had one long vacation from this here place..no one missed me either....I shan't become a topless wench to become a favorite here....
I still thinks me best be cooking and not nursing the men...I'z much rather be handling taters than men's parts...if there's any men's parts to be handled, I'll do the choosing instead of having to do that...
that ok with you? anyone?
Dr Guy
Reply #504 Friday, November 3, 2006 3:15 PM
We be needin a cook! The crew be wastin away on grilled cheese sandwiches.
Reply #504 Friday, November 3, 2006 3:15 PM
| I still thinks me best be cooking and not nursing the men...I'z much rather be handling taters than men's parts...if there's any men's parts to be handled, I'll do the choosing instead of having to do that... |
We be needin a cook! The crew be wastin away on grilled cheese sandwiches.
jennifer1
Reply #505 Friday, November 3, 2006 4:10 PM
Reply #505 Friday, November 3, 2006 4:10 PM
It be 'bout bloody time ye all be back on ta boat!
jennifer1
Reply #506 Friday, November 3, 2006 4:11 PM
Reply #506 Friday, November 3, 2006 4:11 PM
I sees Ta nurse has become ta cook? Ms Trudy be cookin fine food fer all!
Dr Guy
Reply #507 Friday, November 3, 2006 4:25 PM
She be a professional! No more of that maggot infested grub we be eatin for the last 40 days. Arrrggggg!
Reply #507 Friday, November 3, 2006 4:25 PM
| Ms Trudy be cookin fine food fer all! |
She be a professional! No more of that maggot infested grub we be eatin for the last 40 days. Arrrggggg!
jennifer1
Reply #508 Friday, November 3, 2006 4:37 PM
ah that be sounded good, Ms Trudy what we be suppin' tonight?
Reply #508 Friday, November 3, 2006 4:37 PM
| She be a professional! No more of that maggot infested grub we be eatin for the last 40 days. Arrrggggg! |
ah that be sounded good, Ms Trudy what we be suppin' tonight?
Dr Guy
Reply #509 Friday, November 3, 2006 4:48 PM
AHA! Vala! I knew ye be here! You cant stay away from a good voyage!
Reply #509 Friday, November 3, 2006 4:48 PM
| ah that be sounded good, Ms Trudy what we be suppin' tonight? |
AHA! Vala! I knew ye be here! You cant stay away from a good voyage!
Xedited
Reply #510 Friday, November 3, 2006 5:41 PM
Classic.
um.... "go on" what?
Reply #510 Friday, November 3, 2006 5:41 PM
| So, go on sissy boy. |
Classic.
um.... "go on" what?
jennifer1
Reply #511 Friday, November 3, 2006 7:18 PM
Arrrgggh Scoffy ta las' man be usin' such language was keel hauled by ta capt'n!
First Mate Guy me thinks we be 'avin' a new mate on board? What job 'e be 'avin' then?
Ah yes I 'ave ta be on this 'ere ship, it cannot sail wit'out me! Tis good ta be back on board tis it not?
Reply #511 Friday, November 3, 2006 7:18 PM
| So, go on sissy boy. Classic. um.... "go on" what? |
Arrrgggh Scoffy ta las' man be usin' such language was keel hauled by ta capt'n!
First Mate Guy me thinks we be 'avin' a new mate on board? What job 'e be 'avin' then?
Ah yes I 'ave ta be on this 'ere ship, it cannot sail wit'out me! Tis good ta be back on board tis it not?
jennifer1
Reply #512 Friday, November 3, 2006 7:20 PM
Reply #512 Friday, November 3, 2006 7:20 PM
I see ta cook be takin ta job then not be back ta feed us tonight then? Where be she 'idin' then? Ms Trudy where be them fine vittals then?
Xedited
Reply #513 Friday, November 3, 2006 7:35 PM
You yanks are all blimmin bonkers!!
Reply #513 Friday, November 3, 2006 7:35 PM
| I see ta cook be takin ta job then not be back ta feed us tonight then? Where be she 'idin' then? Ms Trudy where be them fine vittals then? |
You yanks are all blimmin bonkers!!
jennifer1
Reply #514 Friday, November 3, 2006 7:41 PM
oi ye be lookin fer me cat o nine now! I be a bloody limey an' all!
Reply #514 Friday, November 3, 2006 7:41 PM
| You yanks are all blimmin bonkers |
oi ye be lookin fer me cat o nine now! I be a bloody limey an' all!
starkers
Reply #515 Friday, November 3, 2006 7:57 PM
Ye wouldn' be allowed even if ye wanted ta....tha crew be too easily side-tracked frum their chores wi' the swillin' o' rum, so us cain't afford fer 'em ta be distracted even more by free-flowin' puppies, out n' about on deck.
All that be topless 'round 'ere right now be tha Twisted Sister....'oist them thar sails ye survy swabs...AAARRRGGGHHH!!!!
....then they can 'andle 'em themselves! Swabs of old had ta cos it were considered unlucky fer ta 'ave wenches aboard....OI, Master Bates, un'and that thar woman!!!
Thar'll be no special priveleges 'ere, just cos us 'as bent tha rules ta accomodate these fine ladies.
Ooooh arrrgghh....'bout time us 'ad some grub worthy of mention....summat that sticks ta yer gizzards rather than strip out tha linin' altogether. Wiv Xmas just 'round tha corner, us'll 'ave ta go ashore fer ham, chicken n' turkey....notice I said 'let's get some fowl', not ta bring sumfink foul back aboard.
Reply #515 Friday, November 3, 2006 7:57 PM
| .I shan't become a topless wench to become a favorite here... |
Ye wouldn' be allowed even if ye wanted ta....tha crew be too easily side-tracked frum their chores wi' the swillin' o' rum, so us cain't afford fer 'em ta be distracted even more by free-flowin' puppies, out n' about on deck.
All that be topless 'round 'ere right now be tha Twisted Sister....'oist them thar sails ye survy swabs...AAARRRGGGHHH!!!!
| .if there's any men's parts to be handled..... |
....then they can 'andle 'em themselves! Swabs of old had ta cos it were considered unlucky fer ta 'ave wenches aboard....OI, Master Bates, un'and that thar woman!!!
Thar'll be no special priveleges 'ere, just cos us 'as bent tha rules ta accomodate these fine ladies.
| I sees Ta nurse has become ta cook? Ms Trudy be cookin fine food fer all! She be a professional! No more of that maggot infested grub we be eatin for the last 40 days. Arrrggggg! |
Ooooh arrrgghh....'bout time us 'ad some grub worthy of mention....summat that sticks ta yer gizzards rather than strip out tha linin' altogether. Wiv Xmas just 'round tha corner, us'll 'ave ta go ashore fer ham, chicken n' turkey....notice I said 'let's get some fowl', not ta bring sumfink foul back aboard.
jennifer1
Reply #516 Friday, November 3, 2006 8:04 PM
oooooo aaaarrrgghh that sound so good, me tummy be rumblin like mad now!
Reply #516 Friday, November 3, 2006 8:04 PM
| Wiv Xmas just 'round tha corner, us'll 'ave ta go ashore fer ham, chicken n' turkey |
oooooo aaaarrrgghh that sound so good, me tummy be rumblin like mad now!
starkers
Reply #517 Friday, November 3, 2006 9:46 PM
So that's where the dull ROAR's bin comin' from.....
...fer a while thar I thought it were cos the crew 'ad installed a coupla Rolls Royce V12's ta save havin' ta 'oist them thar sails.
Reply #517 Friday, November 3, 2006 9:46 PM
| me tummy be rumblin like mad now! |
So that's where the dull ROAR's bin comin' from.....
...fer a while thar I thought it were cos the crew 'ad installed a coupla Rolls Royce V12's ta save havin' ta 'oist them thar sails.
starkers
Reply #518 Friday, November 3, 2006 10:08 PM
Oi...just spied this 'ere lil gem! I'll 'ave ye know, ScoffPiggy, this be a multi-national, multi-cultural vessel an' us'll 'ave no such generalisations 'ere ....everyone (regardless of race, colour or creed) who comes aboard 'ere 'as ta be "blimmin bonkers"....no exceptions.
And BTW....'stark' raving mad be reserved for me....yer cap'n, 'ence the name,
Reply #518 Friday, November 3, 2006 10:08 PM
| You yanks are all blimmin bonkers!! |
Oi...just spied this 'ere lil gem! I'll 'ave ye know, ScoffPiggy, this be a multi-national, multi-cultural vessel an' us'll 'ave no such generalisations 'ere ....everyone (regardless of race, colour or creed) who comes aboard 'ere 'as ta be "blimmin bonkers"....no exceptions.
And BTW....'stark' raving mad be reserved for me....yer cap'n, 'ence the name,
Xedited
Reply #519 Saturday, November 4, 2006 1:47 AM
cat o nine, my boot-e. The only lashes a limey lass better be giving me is that of the bacon varie-iti.
Now git in that thar gally and rustle me up some good seafaring grub befar i be tradin' yar bones to the pygmies of Pigmi Island.
aaaarrrgghh, right yee aaaarrrgghh capn' right yee aaaarrrgghh.... although might i be permited to suggest that some of them thar hanging round har be not just "blimmin bonkers" so much as they be "blimmin-blimmin bonkers".
'pecially them thar limey-yanky-ocker types.
aaaarrrgghh, aaaarrrgghh then oooooo aaaarrrgghh.
ha haaarrgh, cough, splutter, wheeze.
Reply #519 Saturday, November 4, 2006 1:47 AM
| oi ye be lookin fer me cat o nine now |
cat o nine, my boot-e. The only lashes a limey lass better be giving me is that of the bacon varie-iti.
Now git in that thar gally and rustle me up some good seafaring grub befar i be tradin' yar bones to the pygmies of Pigmi Island.| Oi...just spied this 'ere lil gem! I'll 'ave ye know, ScoffPiggy, this be a multi-national, multi-cultural vessel an' us'll 'ave no such generalisations 'ere ....everyone (regardless of race, colour or creed) who comes aboard 'ere 'as ta be "blimmin bonkers"....no exceptions. |
aaaarrrgghh, right yee aaaarrrgghh capn' right yee aaaarrrgghh.... although might i be permited to suggest that some of them thar hanging round har be not just "blimmin bonkers" so much as they be "blimmin-blimmin bonkers".
'pecially them thar limey-yanky-ocker types.
aaaarrrgghh, aaaarrrgghh then oooooo aaaarrrgghh.
ha haaarrgh, cough, splutter, wheeze.
starkers
Reply #520 Saturday, November 4, 2006 5:52 AM
Ooooh-Arrrrgghhh, they by faaaar be tha werst of 'em.....everybody 'as a right ta be blimmin, blimmin' bonkers, but that type takes tha privelege n' abuses it....
Break out tha straight jackets n' prepare them thar padded cells...us'll be needin' 'em wiv so many limey-yankie-ocker types aboard.
BTW, ScoffPiggy...welcome aboard n' be 'avin' a good time while ye be 'ere.
Reply #520 Saturday, November 4, 2006 5:52 AM
| 'pecially them thar limey-yanky-ocker types. |
Ooooh-Arrrrgghhh, they by faaaar be tha werst of 'em.....everybody 'as a right ta be blimmin, blimmin' bonkers, but that type takes tha privelege n' abuses it....
Break out tha straight jackets n' prepare them thar padded cells...us'll be needin' 'em wiv so many limey-yankie-ocker types aboard.
BTW, ScoffPiggy...welcome aboard n' be 'avin' a good time while ye be 'ere.
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Reply #501 Friday, November 3, 2006 12:34 AM