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Friday, June 30, 2006 by TheGuyPC | Discussion: Virtual Communities
Everyone at Joe User is just so happy and fun! You have to have a sense of humor with a name like Joe User!
I was considering starting a blogsite dedicated to the discussion of marriage. I was going to call it Harry Crabs. My wife balked, so I digress.
There is really no virtual community to compare to the honest, open perspective that Joe User has. There should be more like it. This world would be a much richer, more diverse place.
I, as soooooooo many others are just grateful to be blessed by the absolute intelligence that this community offers.
Thank you so much. And to do it all for free?! Wow!
PC
I was considering starting a blogsite dedicated to the discussion of marriage. I was going to call it Harry Crabs. My wife balked, so I digress.
There is really no virtual community to compare to the honest, open perspective that Joe User has. There should be more like it. This world would be a much richer, more diverse place.
I, as soooooooo many others are just grateful to be blessed by the absolute intelligence that this community offers.
Thank you so much. And to do it all for free?! Wow!
PC
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jennifer1
Reply #302 Monday, August 21, 2006 6:47 PM
Reply #302 Monday, August 21, 2006 6:47 PM
PC Guy 320 replies to this article - how many points did you get for it? 
Dr Guy
Reply #303 Monday, August 21, 2006 7:11 PM
0! he posted it to the forums, and that is why we are on a pirate hunt, and now we have shanghaied another lass for the crew! Arrggg! Capt'n Starkers, the crew be coming back, and with casks of rum. And we have another one for merriment! Arrgggg!
Reply #303 Monday, August 21, 2006 7:11 PM
| PC Guy 320 replies to this article - how many points did you get for it? |
0! he posted it to the forums, and that is why we are on a pirate hunt, and now we have shanghaied another lass for the crew! Arrggg! Capt'n Starkers, the crew be coming back, and with casks of rum. And we have another one for merriment! Arrgggg!
starkers
Reply #304 Monday, August 21, 2006 9:14 PM
Surely they were yelling GROG.....me thinks Gorg might be one of them strange looking grey fellers drivin' them flyin' saucers about.
There be strange things afoot in there 'ere waaaters....the bosun were tellin' me he has crop circles in the corn patch he be growin' on the quarter deck. And the lookout came down frum the crows nest with all 'is hair standin' on end....says he were buzzed by a flyin' machine with a little green man in it.
What I wants to know is, who wrote "Peace Earthlings" on the topsail....why the compass keeps goin' 'round and 'round in circles? We could be 'ere fer months at this rate ....years even.
Reply #304 Monday, August 21, 2006 9:14 PM
I tried stopping them, but they were all yelling "GORG". We forgot to refill are casks down in Aruba. |
Surely they were yelling GROG.....me thinks Gorg might be one of them strange looking grey fellers drivin' them flyin' saucers about.
There be strange things afoot in there 'ere waaaters....the bosun were tellin' me he has crop circles in the corn patch he be growin' on the quarter deck. And the lookout came down frum the crows nest with all 'is hair standin' on end....says he were buzzed by a flyin' machine with a little green man in it.
What I wants to know is, who wrote "Peace Earthlings" on the topsail....why the compass keeps goin' 'round and 'round in circles? We could be 'ere fer months at this rate ....years even.
starkers
Reply #305 Monday, August 21, 2006 9:44 PM
We got no trees aboard this 'ere vessel....will the mizzen mast do 'til we strikes land and come across some coconut trees? And if you hugs one 'ard enuff, maybe we can 'ave some of that coconut milk to go with the rum....I 'ears them Jamaicans love it like that.
I thinks we'll 'ave to promote ye as well...to Mistress of the Watch. Ye can help keep these scurvy swabs in line....there be too much wench chasin' and rum drinkin' goin' on and not enough sail hoistin' or bilge pumpin'. I'll give ye me flintlock and cat o' nine tails, the plank as well....seein' as how that Fuzzy feller not be usin' it proper.
Reply #305 Monday, August 21, 2006 9:44 PM
I hug trees! Love em to bits |
We got no trees aboard this 'ere vessel....will the mizzen mast do 'til we strikes land and come across some coconut trees? And if you hugs one 'ard enuff, maybe we can 'ave some of that coconut milk to go with the rum....I 'ears them Jamaicans love it like that.
I thinks we'll 'ave to promote ye as well...to Mistress of the Watch. Ye can help keep these scurvy swabs in line....there be too much wench chasin' and rum drinkin' goin' on and not enough sail hoistin' or bilge pumpin'. I'll give ye me flintlock and cat o' nine tails, the plank as well....seein' as how that Fuzzy feller not be usin' it proper.
jennifer1
Reply #306 Tuesday, August 22, 2006 7:59 AM
And a merry mate I'll be!
For sure Capt'n Strark, as there'll be no milk from me!
oy now yer makin me day! bring dar der fool before me now, I'll string em up by ees toes, then tickle him til he screams! I'll strip his flesh and fling em to the seas!
Reply #306 Tuesday, August 22, 2006 7:59 AM
| 0! he posted it to the forums, and that is why we are on a pirate hunt, and now we have shanghaied another lass for the crew! Arrggg! Capt'n Starkers, the crew be coming back, and with casks of rum. And we have another one for merriment! Arrgggg! |
And a merry mate I'll be!
| We got no trees aboard this 'ere vessel....will the mizzen mast do 'til we strikes land and come across some coconut trees? |
For sure Capt'n Strark, as there'll be no milk from me!
| I'll give ye me flintlock and cat o' nine tails, the plank as well....seein' as how that Fuzzy feller not be usin' it proper. |
oy now yer makin me day! bring dar der fool before me now, I'll string em up by ees toes, then tickle him til he screams! I'll strip his flesh and fling em to the seas!
jennifer1
Reply #307 Tuesday, August 22, 2006 2:27 PM
Reply #307 Tuesday, August 22, 2006 2:27 PM
Well, Mr PC Guy are you going to tell and let the cat out the bag on the points? 
Dr Guy
Reply #308 Tuesday, August 22, 2006 3:10 PM
We made him walk the plank down around Rio.
Reply #308 Tuesday, August 22, 2006 3:10 PM
| Well, Mr PC Guy are you going to tell and let the cat out the bag on the points? |
We made him walk the plank down around Rio.
starkers
Reply #309 Tuesday, August 22, 2006 7:33 PM
I were thinkin' about bringin' a cow aboard fer that...but these 'ere swabs be slackin' orf on swabbin' the decks and I'd be worried 'bout standin' in summat.
I 'opes ye be gonna tickle 'em with the cat 'o nine....there be enough o' that other ticklin' goin' on wiv them wenches and that scurvy lot I calls a crew.
That be so...but I hears he were 'anging onto a rope the bosun fergot to 'aul in, so he might clamber aboard agin. If he do, us'll have to get Mistress Jennifer to tickle 'im 'til he screams.
Reply #309 Tuesday, August 22, 2006 7:33 PM
For sure Capt'n Strark, as there'll be no milk from me! |
I were thinkin' about bringin' a cow aboard fer that...but these 'ere swabs be slackin' orf on swabbin' the decks and I'd be worried 'bout standin' in summat.
| oy now yer makin me day! bring dar der fool before me now, I'll string em up by ees toes, then tickle him til he screams! I'll strip his flesh and fling em to the seas! |
I 'opes ye be gonna tickle 'em with the cat 'o nine....there be enough o' that other ticklin' goin' on wiv them wenches and that scurvy lot I calls a crew.
We made him walk the plank down around Rio. |
That be so...but I hears he were 'anging onto a rope the bosun fergot to 'aul in, so he might clamber aboard agin. If he do, us'll have to get Mistress Jennifer to tickle 'im 'til he screams.
Dr Guy
Reply #310 Tuesday, August 22, 2006 8:04 PM
Arrggg! That be why you are Capt'n, and me just a lowly mate! I likes your thinking!
Mistress Jenny, ye be up to a little torture?
Reply #310 Tuesday, August 22, 2006 8:04 PM
| That be so...but I hears he were 'anging onto a rope the bosun fergot to 'aul in, so he might clamber aboard agin. If he do, us'll have to get Mistress Jennifer to tickle 'im 'til he screams |
Arrggg! That be why you are Capt'n, and me just a lowly mate! I likes your thinking!
Mistress Jenny, ye be up to a little torture?
Gideon MacLeish
Reply #311 Wednesday, August 23, 2006 2:07 PM
Reply #311 Wednesday, August 23, 2006 2:07 PM
I been accused by cap'n starkers of deserting my post again, I see!
I would never do such a thing! I was in the hold with three women, a box of hohos, my stash from last year's trip to Jamaica, and the last of the rum, which y'all seem to be consuming at a frenzied pace! I was protectin' the rum to stave off the DT's if'n we can't make port or pillage a cruise ship afore the men start goin' bonkers!
I would never do such a thing! I was in the hold with three women, a box of hohos, my stash from last year's trip to Jamaica, and the last of the rum, which y'all seem to be consuming at a frenzied pace! I was protectin' the rum to stave off the DT's if'n we can't make port or pillage a cruise ship afore the men start goin' bonkers!
jennifer1
Reply #312 Wednesday, August 23, 2006 5:52 PM
Aye capt'n starkers, I see'd im pee'ing off starboard, drunk as master Tim on his wee mums titties. I'll put the cat on im if ya please? Keelhwawling? how does ya spell that capt'n? (is Mistress jennifer a bit of an arse creep?)
I'll be skinning ta 1st man e tries anything else capt'n tis the cat that'll be doin the ticklin round here!
aaargh shiver me (not so old ) timbers, i be trembling with antici.....pation, bring a jug o rum to still me beating 'eart, lest I swing ye from the yardarm!
Reply #312 Wednesday, August 23, 2006 5:52 PM
| I been accused by cap'n starkers of deserting my post again, I see! |
Aye capt'n starkers, I see'd im pee'ing off starboard, drunk as master Tim on his wee mums titties. I'll put the cat on im if ya please? Keelhwawling? how does ya spell that capt'n? (is Mistress jennifer a bit of an arse creep?)
| I 'opes ye be gonna tickle 'em with the cat 'o nine....there be enough o' that other ticklin' goin' on wiv them wenches and that scurvy lot I calls a crew. |
I'll be skinning ta 1st man e tries anything else capt'n tis the cat that'll be doin the ticklin round here!
| That be so...but I hears he were 'anging onto a rope the bosun fergot to 'aul in, so he might clamber aboard agin. If he do, us'll have to get Mistress Jennifer to tickle 'im 'til he screams Arrggg! That be why you are Capt'n, and me just a lowly mate! I likes your thinking! Mistress Jenny, ye be up to a little torture? |
aaargh shiver me (not so old ) timbers, i be trembling with antici.....pation, bring a jug o rum to still me beating 'eart, lest I swing ye from the yardarm!
Dr Guy
Reply #313 Wednesday, August 23, 2006 6:13 PM
Arrggg! I like this new recruit Capt'n! She be a lively Wench who peers to old her own! And mayhaps Fuzzy's duty can be given to her?
Now, off to Key west to Stock up on the Rum Rations since mate Gideon drank us dry on that last stretch!
Reply #313 Wednesday, August 23, 2006 6:13 PM
| aaargh shiver me (not so old ) timbers, i be trembling with antici.....pation, bring a jug o rum to still me beating 'eart, lest I swing ye from the yardarm! |
Arrggg! I like this new recruit Capt'n! She be a lively Wench who peers to old her own! And mayhaps Fuzzy's duty can be given to her?
Now, off to Key west to Stock up on the Rum Rations since mate Gideon drank us dry on that last stretch!
starkers
Reply #314 Wednesday, August 23, 2006 9:33 PM
So, ye 'ave bin down in the hold wiv wenches, rum and stash.....no wonder nobody's seen ye fer a while. Not to worry me good mate....at least ye were doin' what yer s'posed ta....cap'ns first rule be havin' fun. 'ere, do 'e want me ta pick up some of that Viagra stuff fer 'e next we hits port?
I be glad 'e come up from the 'old ter do that....otherwise we'd be sinkin' with all that rum he bin stowin' away. Mind you, bein' the fine lady you are, p'raps ye shoulda turned the other way while 'e were doin' it....or were it the waft o' burning stash comin' from the 'old that it didn't matter
If ye catches 'im at it again, however, rap the cat o' nine across 'is arse...the teetotallin' cook's complainin' the fish we be catchin' smell and taste o' rum.
Me thinks she be a fine addition to our fine crew....tho she not be a wench. Mistress Jennifer be an valued officer of the 'ighest calibre. And bein' that Fuzzy be busy watchin' mad dogs 'n Englishmen playin' cricket, Mistress Jennifer'll be in charge of the plank and torture from now on.....I be givin' her me thumb screws and toe clamps as well, fer use on them masochistic swabs who thinks the cat o' nine be a turn on.
Reply #314 Wednesday, August 23, 2006 9:33 PM
| I been accused by cap'n starkers of deserting my post again, I see! |
So, ye 'ave bin down in the hold wiv wenches, rum and stash.....no wonder nobody's seen ye fer a while. Not to worry me good mate....at least ye were doin' what yer s'posed ta....cap'ns first rule be havin' fun. 'ere, do 'e want me ta pick up some of that Viagra stuff fer 'e next we hits port?
Aye capt'n starkers, I see'd im pee'ing off starboard, |
I be glad 'e come up from the 'old ter do that....otherwise we'd be sinkin' with all that rum he bin stowin' away. Mind you, bein' the fine lady you are, p'raps ye shoulda turned the other way while 'e were doin' it....or were it the waft o' burning stash comin' from the 'old that it didn't matter
If ye catches 'im at it again, however, rap the cat o' nine across 'is arse...the teetotallin' cook's complainin' the fish we be catchin' smell and taste o' rum.
| Arrggg! I like this new recruit Capt'n! She be a lively Wench who peers to old her own! And mayhaps Fuzzy's duty can be given to her? |
Me thinks she be a fine addition to our fine crew....tho she not be a wench. Mistress Jennifer be an valued officer of the 'ighest calibre. And bein' that Fuzzy be busy watchin' mad dogs 'n Englishmen playin' cricket, Mistress Jennifer'll be in charge of the plank and torture from now on.....I be givin' her me thumb screws and toe clamps as well, fer use on them masochistic swabs who thinks the cat o' nine be a turn on.
starkers
Reply #315 Thursday, August 24, 2006 5:19 PM
Reply #315 Thursday, August 24, 2006 5:19 PM
If ye 'appens ta notice I'm not on deck as much fer a bit, it's cos I slipped ashore and got me missus out of orspital ta bring 'er aboard. There'll be times I'm tendin' ta me good lady's needs, but fear not me buckos, I'll not ferget or neglect ye.
And 'ere, if ye sees a feller that's a bit green lookin', it not be that new recruit bein' seasick.
It be one of them there strange types and he falled off one of them flying saucer things getting about in these 'ere parts. Now he be 'armless enough and ye won't understand a word he be sayin', but if he points to 'is mouth, give 'im some buckshot n' gunpowder ....he just be hungry. Just don't be lightin' any cigars near 'im
And 'ere, if ye sees a feller that's a bit green lookin', it not be that new recruit bein' seasick.
It be one of them there strange types and he falled off one of them flying saucer things getting about in these 'ere parts. Now he be 'armless enough and ye won't understand a word he be sayin', but if he points to 'is mouth, give 'im some buckshot n' gunpowder ....he just be hungry. Just don't be lightin' any cigars near 'im
Dr Guy
Reply #316 Thursday, August 24, 2006 7:22 PM
Arrg! I see, must not insult the crew. But me thinks you need to visit the other ship we have comandeered! Now we have a fleet! And the crew is growing!
Link
Stardock cannot stand to a fleet! We will have Brad's hide fore long! And make him reveal the technology!
I will Capt'n the fleet until your return! But first a stop off for more RUM! Txixt me and Mate Gid, we are getting low! But lil'Whip and the master of the Whip have kept the men sated so far!
They be great additions as Gid and I get more Grog!
Reply #316 Thursday, August 24, 2006 7:22 PM
| Me thinks she be a fine addition to our fine crew....tho she not be a wench. Mistress Jennifer be an valued officer of the 'ighest calibre |
Arrg! I see, must not insult the crew. But me thinks you need to visit the other ship we have comandeered! Now we have a fleet! And the crew is growing!
Link
Stardock cannot stand to a fleet! We will have Brad's hide fore long! And make him reveal the technology!
I will Capt'n the fleet until your return! But first a stop off for more RUM! Txixt me and Mate Gid, we are getting low! But lil'Whip and the master of the Whip have kept the men sated so far!
They be great additions as Gid and I get more Grog!
starkers
Reply #317 Saturday, August 26, 2006 2:38 PM
Reply #317 Saturday, August 26, 2006 2:38 PM
Since me missus 'as bin aboard I've not got out me cabin much.....at her beckon call makin' cups o' tea and the like. Her wish is my command, tho I'd much rather be out rapin' 'n pillagin'....well maybe not rapin' but there be much booty ta be pillaged and I'm missin' out while tendin' to me good lady wife.
I sees ye 'ave all bin over to that other vessel misbehavin', but I'll have ye swabs know this 'ere Twisted Sister be the original....and she still be the Flag Ship so I don't advise ye ta be abandonin' her just yet. We still 'ave a few naughtycal miles left in us yet.
Arrrghh, they might 'ave some marvels over there at Stardock, but this 'ere green feller's bin showing me a thing or two....like death rays fer when we broadside 'n takes over booty laden vessels. Now us'll have no fears if them navy feller sends a frigit or two...they'd just be more strange disappearances in this 'ere Bermuder Triangle, aye me buckos.
Oh, and if ye sees the lil green feller glowin' some, don't be alarmed...he be quite partial to them electric eels, it seems.
I sees ye 'ave all bin over to that other vessel misbehavin', but I'll have ye swabs know this 'ere Twisted Sister be the original....and she still be the Flag Ship so I don't advise ye ta be abandonin' her just yet. We still 'ave a few naughtycal miles left in us yet.
Stardock cannot stand to a fleet! We will have Brad's hide fore long! And make him reveal the technology! |
Arrrghh, they might 'ave some marvels over there at Stardock, but this 'ere green feller's bin showing me a thing or two....like death rays fer when we broadside 'n takes over booty laden vessels. Now us'll have no fears if them navy feller sends a frigit or two...they'd just be more strange disappearances in this 'ere Bermuder Triangle, aye me buckos.
Oh, and if ye sees the lil green feller glowin' some, don't be alarmed...he be quite partial to them electric eels, it seems.
Dr Guy
Reply #318 Saturday, August 26, 2006 3:13 PM
Ye be hiding a lady? mayhaps we have a mutiny on our hands! The crew be very rowdy, and wants to escape Ernesto fore it takes the ship down!
{Slaps Starkers}
hand off her to another, and get this ship underway! We be needing to miss them storms this year, as we do not want to be like A ray Nagin!
But I am appy to repoort that our latest member, Mistress Jennifer, has made sure that we be well stocked in Grog! Ye pick your crew well Capt'n!
Reply #318 Saturday, August 26, 2006 3:13 PM
| Since me missus 'as bin aboard I've not got out me cabin much..... |
Ye be hiding a lady? mayhaps we have a mutiny on our hands! The crew be very rowdy, and wants to escape Ernesto fore it takes the ship down!
{Slaps Starkers}
hand off her to another, and get this ship underway! We be needing to miss them storms this year, as we do not want to be like A ray Nagin!
But I am appy to repoort that our latest member, Mistress Jennifer, has made sure that we be well stocked in Grog! Ye pick your crew well Capt'n!
Ionolast
Reply #319 Saturday, August 26, 2006 4:16 PM
Not even a palm tree?
Reply #319 Saturday, August 26, 2006 4:16 PM
| We got no trees aboard this 'ere vessel.... |
Not even a palm tree?
Dr Guy
Reply #320 Saturday, August 26, 2006 4:17 PM
They survive not well in the salty air! Are ye coming aboard? As we have a fleet, we need more hands!
Reply #320 Saturday, August 26, 2006 4:17 PM
| Not even a palm tree? |
They survive not well in the salty air! Are ye coming aboard? As we have a fleet, we need more hands!
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Reply #301 Monday, August 21, 2006 10:57 AM
I tried stopping them, but they were all yelling "GORG". We forgot to refill are casks down in Aruba.