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Friday, June 30, 2006 by TheGuyPC | Discussion: Virtual Communities
Everyone at Joe User is just so happy and fun! You have to have a sense of humor with a name like Joe User!
I was considering starting a blogsite dedicated to the discussion of marriage. I was going to call it Harry Crabs. My wife balked, so I digress.
There is really no virtual community to compare to the honest, open perspective that Joe User has. There should be more like it. This world would be a much richer, more diverse place.
I, as soooooooo many others are just grateful to be blessed by the absolute intelligence that this community offers.
Thank you so much. And to do it all for free?! Wow!
PC
I was considering starting a blogsite dedicated to the discussion of marriage. I was going to call it Harry Crabs. My wife balked, so I digress.
There is really no virtual community to compare to the honest, open perspective that Joe User has. There should be more like it. This world would be a much richer, more diverse place.
I, as soooooooo many others are just grateful to be blessed by the absolute intelligence that this community offers.
Thank you so much. And to do it all for free?! Wow!
PC
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Dr Guy
Reply #322 Saturday, August 26, 2006 5:19 PM
Then ye be knowing well! Be fun and rum on this trip! Not for the weak of heart! But for all else, it be a voyage to remember!
Reply #322 Saturday, August 26, 2006 5:19 PM
| I don't know. I'm reminded of an old Saturday Night Live skit with Michael Palin. |
Then ye be knowing well! Be fun and rum on this trip! Not for the weak of heart! But for all else, it be a voyage to remember!
jennifer1
Reply #323 Saturday, August 26, 2006 5:43 PM
I'll not be takin that icono, tis me whip ye'll taste! Fer a few days now me cat o 9 tails been starvin, she be needing some new flesh and ye will do ye cheeky scoundrel. Tis fer the fish to be in the water not I!
There be plenty fun to be ad aboard this ere bucket, a good hand be always welcome! Be mindin what the captn says an ye'll not be gettin the cat. aaaaaaaaaargh lotsa loot to be ad at Stardock! join us now!
Reply #323 Saturday, August 26, 2006 5:43 PM
| I think she's a mermaid. |
I'll not be takin that icono, tis me whip ye'll taste! Fer a few days now me cat o 9 tails been starvin, she be needing some new flesh and ye will do ye cheeky scoundrel. Tis fer the fish to be in the water not I!
There be plenty fun to be ad aboard this ere bucket, a good hand be always welcome! Be mindin what the captn says an ye'll not be gettin the cat. aaaaaaaaaargh lotsa loot to be ad at Stardock! join us now!
jennifer1
Reply #324 Saturday, August 26, 2006 5:50 PM
Reply #324 Saturday, August 26, 2006 5:50 PM
Aye Capt'n Starkers - welcome back! We be thinkin ye will never be back! Ye sees the fleet be growing then? First Mate Guy be doin some recruitin, while ye be doin yer things wid yer womin. Be yer womin well then capt'n?
These ere drunken scoundrels are supping on rum, the food that be comin from the galley be grilled cheese every day! This scurvey lot be gettin angry! Ye needs be seein to him thats in the galley, give im to me fer the fishes!
These ere drunken scoundrels are supping on rum, the food that be comin from the galley be grilled cheese every day! This scurvey lot be gettin angry! Ye needs be seein to him thats in the galley, give im to me fer the fishes!
jennifer1
Reply #325 Saturday, August 26, 2006 5:53 PM
Reply #325 Saturday, August 26, 2006 5:53 PM
First mate Guy be ye makin capt'n now and be takin a ship on under yer control? Tis time for a celebration then?
starkers
Reply #326 Sunday, August 27, 2006 12:48 AM
I not be hidin' a lady in me cabin....more like she be hidin' me! I'd luv ter get on deck more and I told 'er I'd send a cabin boy tend to 'er needs while I be tendin' ta ship business. She said that be alright.....so long as he not be that randy one us keel'auled. And 'er also said if he come in 'n tries anyfing, she'll give 'im a right 'ook and 'ave the parrot peck away at 'is particulars.
I don't be thinkin' so! She be too good a mate fer that....and her'll be a great companion fer Mistress Jennifer as she can wield a cat o' nine wiv the best of 'em and she'll take no nonsense from an unruly crew or cabin boys.
Owever, let's get this 'ere bucket under way, so man yer stations me buckos...that Startdock destination still be some way orf and we wants ta git there fer the party.
Nope, not even one 'o those....that there Jack Lemmon feller (Caine Mutiny) throwed it overboard, but Bosun Gid 'as some bushes down in the 'old I hears, if ye wants ta get back ter nature 'n relax.
'Ere, I 'opes you not be suggestin' she smells a bit fishy!
If she do, 'owever, that'll be her efforts ta catch somethin' ta git the cook ta do more than grilled cheese on toast. The crew be needin' better sustenance than that if we be ransackin' cruise ships fer booty. She be a good woman that Mistress Jennifer...and if I 'ears a bad word about 'er from any of 'e, I'll get me good lady wife ta sic our ferocious parrot onto yer particulars.
Oh aaaarrrrghh! I thanks ye frum the bottom of me scoundrel 'eart.
I 'ave missed ye all and it be good to be back among ye wonderful people. As fer that cook only servin' up grilled cheese, if he do that again I wants ye ta lash 'im wiv nine o' the best and point me cutlass at 'is scurvy 'eart 'til he walks orf the plank.
First Mate Guy weren't born in pirate country and don't 'ave the pirate blood in 'im like yer good 'ol cap'n....but he be learnin' some good pirate qualities and be an excellent stand in fer when I be indisposed. And if 'n when I'm not on deck, First Mate Guy 'aves me full permission to order 'angings from the yardarm. keel'aulins and lashin's wiv the cat o' nine fer mutineers 'n unruly swabs.
Reply #326 Sunday, August 27, 2006 12:48 AM
Ye be hiding a lady? mayhaps we have a mutiny on our hands! The crew be very rowdy, and wants to escape Ernesto fore it takes the ship down! |
I not be hidin' a lady in me cabin....more like she be hidin' me! I'd luv ter get on deck more and I told 'er I'd send a cabin boy tend to 'er needs while I be tendin' ta ship business. She said that be alright.....so long as he not be that randy one us keel'auled. And 'er also said if he come in 'n tries anyfing, she'll give 'im a right 'ook and 'ave the parrot peck away at 'is particulars.
hand off her to another, |
I don't be thinkin' so! She be too good a mate fer that....and her'll be a great companion fer Mistress Jennifer as she can wield a cat o' nine wiv the best of 'em and she'll take no nonsense from an unruly crew or cabin boys.
Owever, let's get this 'ere bucket under way, so man yer stations me buckos...that Startdock destination still be some way orf and we wants ta git there fer the party.
| We got no trees aboard this 'ere vessel.... Not even a palm tree? |
Nope, not even one 'o those....that there Jack Lemmon feller (Caine Mutiny) throwed it overboard, but Bosun Gid 'as some bushes down in the 'old I hears, if ye wants ta get back ter nature 'n relax.
| I think she's a mermaid. |
'Ere, I 'opes you not be suggestin' she smells a bit fishy!
If she do, 'owever, that'll be her efforts ta catch somethin' ta git the cook ta do more than grilled cheese on toast. The crew be needin' better sustenance than that if we be ransackin' cruise ships fer booty. She be a good woman that Mistress Jennifer...and if I 'ears a bad word about 'er from any of 'e, I'll get me good lady wife ta sic our ferocious parrot onto yer particulars. | Aye Capt'n Starkers - welcome back! |
Oh aaaarrrrghh! I thanks ye frum the bottom of me scoundrel 'eart.
I 'ave missed ye all and it be good to be back among ye wonderful people. As fer that cook only servin' up grilled cheese, if he do that again I wants ye ta lash 'im wiv nine o' the best and point me cutlass at 'is scurvy 'eart 'til he walks orf the plank.| First mate Guy be ye makin capt'n now and be takin a ship on under yer control? |
First Mate Guy weren't born in pirate country and don't 'ave the pirate blood in 'im like yer good 'ol cap'n....but he be learnin' some good pirate qualities and be an excellent stand in fer when I be indisposed. And if 'n when I'm not on deck, First Mate Guy 'aves me full permission to order 'angings from the yardarm. keel'aulins and lashin's wiv the cat o' nine fer mutineers 'n unruly swabs.
starkers
Reply #327 Sunday, August 27, 2006 2:26 AM
Reply #327 Sunday, August 27, 2006 2:26 AM
On a more serious note, my good lady wife has been rather unwell and is in need of as much of my TLC as I can give her. To make matters worse, she also has a broken hand and thus requires me to attend to matters she is currently unable to manage.
Obviously Mrs starkers has become my priority for the time being, but things are constantly on the improve and we'll inevitably rise above it all to progress beyond our recent woes.....
We have a 16 yo girl who still thinks she's an adult and engaging in adult behaviour she's not supposed to - a Dep't of Families condoning it all and disallowing our support, guidance and intervention. However, despite the incredible duress this has caused us, particularly for my wife, we have adopted the premise of a very wise old prayer: "God grant me the wisdom to accept those things I cannot change, but give me the strength to change those I can." In that way we're not stagnating but moving forward so we have the strength and ability to assist when she eventually realises the error of her ways and seeks our support.
The door is always open, and the welcome mat is still there.....knowing she has the propensity to step in things for not looking where she's going, she just had better wipe her feet first.
Obviously Mrs starkers has become my priority for the time being, but things are constantly on the improve and we'll inevitably rise above it all to progress beyond our recent woes.....
We have a 16 yo girl who still thinks she's an adult and engaging in adult behaviour she's not supposed to - a Dep't of Families condoning it all and disallowing our support, guidance and intervention. However, despite the incredible duress this has caused us, particularly for my wife, we have adopted the premise of a very wise old prayer: "God grant me the wisdom to accept those things I cannot change, but give me the strength to change those I can." In that way we're not stagnating but moving forward so we have the strength and ability to assist when she eventually realises the error of her ways and seeks our support.
The door is always open, and the welcome mat is still there.....knowing she has the propensity to step in things for not looking where she's going, she just had better wipe her feet first.
jennifer1
Reply #328 Sunday, August 27, 2006 8:59 AM
So she should be and so you will progress beyond the woes. *holds the light up high at the end of the tunnel for you to see!* Seriously though, things will come right again, they always do.
I am sorry to hear about the ill helath of the missus, I hope she gets well soon. Tell her not to try to do too much too soon! *sending her healing*
As for your daughter - God Bless her. I will include her in my prayers, that she receive guidance and light. Children can be such big cause of heartache, all we can do is love them and hope.
glad to see you still keep good humor despite your current problems.
Reply #328 Sunday, August 27, 2006 8:59 AM
| Obviously Mrs starkers has become my priority for the time being, but things are constantly on the improve and we'll inevitably rise above it all to progress beyond our recent woes..... |
So she should be and so you will progress beyond the woes. *holds the light up high at the end of the tunnel for you to see!* Seriously though, things will come right again, they always do.
I am sorry to hear about the ill helath of the missus, I hope she gets well soon. Tell her not to try to do too much too soon! *sending her healing*
As for your daughter - God Bless her. I will include her in my prayers, that she receive guidance and light. Children can be such big cause of heartache, all we can do is love them and hope.
| The door is always open, and the welcome mat is still there.....knowing she has the propensity to step in things for not looking where she's going, she just had better wipe her feet first. |
glad to see you still keep good humor despite your current problems.
Dr Guy
Reply #329 Sunday, August 27, 2006 10:09 AM
Aye, but I do. I have the blood of Jean la Fitte coursing through my veins!
Reply #329 Sunday, August 27, 2006 10:09 AM
| First Mate Guy weren't born in pirate country and don't 'ave the pirate blood in 'im like yer good 'ol cap'n....but |
Aye, but I do. I have the blood of Jean la Fitte coursing through my veins!
Dr Guy
Reply #330 Sunday, August 27, 2006 10:11 AM
Ditto on What Jen said. We will keep the boat sailing for you.
Reply #330 Sunday, August 27, 2006 10:11 AM
| #347 by jennifer1 Sun, August 27, 2006 08:59 AM |
Ditto on What Jen said. We will keep the boat sailing for you.
Ionolast
Reply #331 Sunday, August 27, 2006 11:48 AM
Reply #331 Sunday, August 27, 2006 11:48 AM
Isn't there an old sailor's belief that it's unlucky to have a woman aboard ship?
Dr Guy
Reply #332 Sunday, August 27, 2006 12:13 PM
If ye be dissing Mistress Jenny, I not be protecting ye from her lash! You tell her that, I not be that foolish!
Reply #332 Sunday, August 27, 2006 12:13 PM
| Isn't there an old sailor's belief that it's unlucky to have a woman aboard ship? |
If ye be dissing Mistress Jenny, I not be protecting ye from her lash! You tell her that, I not be that foolish!
starkers
Reply #333 Sunday, August 27, 2006 3:09 PM
Reply #333 Sunday, August 27, 2006 3:09 PM
Thank ye Mistress Jennifer fer yer kind words, they be much appreciated by both myself and good lady wife. We sure 'ave 'ad an 'ard time with the lass takin' off from home to be all growed up when we still 'aven't disposed of 'er baby things, but we've come ta terms with it now and we'll wait patiently fer it all ta come good again....and it will because we have faith the good in our lass will prevail.
What else can I do...cryin' over it'll just make me keyboard soggy 'n probably not work, so I keeps me chin up...besides, givin' me missus a giggle or three helps fer her to face the day with a smile. And if I sees her with a long face, I has plenty o' lunatic antics ta be ticklin' her funny bone. Like she says, if I weren't mad ta begin with, we'd be up manure creek in a barbed wire canoe with a crowbar fer a paddle.
Not on our good ship there's not....we 'aves plenty o' wenches aboard and we've not struck bad luck or sunk yet. And Mistress Jennifer always be an exception ta that rule. She be the backbone of this 'ere crew and a fine officer who be keepin' ye more difficult swabs behavin' better with her cat o' nine. We might be pirates maraudin' the 'igh seas but we not be entirely uncivilized thanks ta Mistress Jennifer handin' out a few well deserved lashes fer them debauched blaggards who need learnin' a few manners.
In that case, then, we'll 'ave ta 'ighjack ye a sister ship to be sailin' 'long side us.....and knowin' yer wikkid antics be admirably comparable to ours, p'raps ye could call 'er "Just As Twisted." or "The Boozin' Buccaneer" ....maybe even "The Rum Raider.,"
glad to see you still keep good humor despite your current problems. |
What else can I do...cryin' over it'll just make me keyboard soggy 'n probably not work, so I keeps me chin up...besides, givin' me missus a giggle or three helps fer her to face the day with a smile. And if I sees her with a long face, I has plenty o' lunatic antics ta be ticklin' her funny bone. Like she says, if I weren't mad ta begin with, we'd be up manure creek in a barbed wire canoe with a crowbar fer a paddle.
| Isn't there an old sailor's belief that it's unlucky to have a woman aboard ship? |
Not on our good ship there's not....we 'aves plenty o' wenches aboard and we've not struck bad luck or sunk yet. And Mistress Jennifer always be an exception ta that rule. She be the backbone of this 'ere crew and a fine officer who be keepin' ye more difficult swabs behavin' better with her cat o' nine. We might be pirates maraudin' the 'igh seas but we not be entirely uncivilized thanks ta Mistress Jennifer handin' out a few well deserved lashes fer them debauched blaggards who need learnin' a few manners.
Aye, but I do. I have the blood of Jean la Fitte coursing through my veins! |
In that case, then, we'll 'ave ta 'ighjack ye a sister ship to be sailin' 'long side us.....and knowin' yer wikkid antics be admirably comparable to ours, p'raps ye could call 'er "Just As Twisted." or "The Boozin' Buccaneer" ....maybe even "The Rum Raider.,"
jennifer1
Reply #334 Sunday, August 27, 2006 4:18 PM
Aaarggggh me thinks this icono person be holdin a big wooden spoon an stirrin the pot of me anger! Me thinks me cutlass be avin some fun soon! aaarrgggghhhh!
Tis me honor be at stake ere? spht! Woman be endangerin this ere ship! I be the lucky charm on this ere bucket!
Me believes this ere Icono be wanting me to do these things to im (or is er?), be it that icono ave a penchant for pain?
Aye Lads get out the rum, call ye whores in from LWs barge, we be avin a "pain dishin" party.
*ties icono to the main mast whilst brandishin an ugly grin on er face*
hhahaauuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmffghhhhhhhhhhhaRRRRRRRRRRR!
Ye'll not be spoilin the fun on this ere bucket capt'nd by the good captain Starkers, will he first mate Guy? Tis the center of the party he be now! yyyaaarghhhh!
Ye ave the choice icono - ye join us now or ye die by me cutlass ..............aye so slowly, piece by piece will be fed to the fishes and the pooch Rushka!
arf arf! Rushka's getting excited!
Reply #334 Sunday, August 27, 2006 4:18 PM
| Isn't there an old sailor's belief that it's unlucky to have a woman aboard ship? |
Aaarggggh me thinks this icono person be holdin a big wooden spoon an stirrin the pot of me anger! Me thinks me cutlass be avin some fun soon! aaarrgggghhhh!
Tis me honor be at stake ere? spht! Woman be endangerin this ere ship! I be the lucky charm on this ere bucket!
Me believes this ere Icono be wanting me to do these things to im (or is er?), be it that icono ave a penchant for pain?
Aye Lads get out the rum, call ye whores in from LWs barge, we be avin a "pain dishin" party.
*ties icono to the main mast whilst brandishin an ugly grin on er face*
hhahaauuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmffghhhhhhhhhhhaRRRRRRRRRRR!
Ye'll not be spoilin the fun on this ere bucket capt'nd by the good captain Starkers, will he first mate Guy? Tis the center of the party he be now! yyyaaarghhhh!
Ye ave the choice icono - ye join us now or ye die by me cutlass ..............aye so slowly, piece by piece will be fed to the fishes and the pooch Rushka!
arf arf! Rushka's getting excited!
Zoologist03
Reply #335 Sunday, August 27, 2006 4:27 PM
Reply #335 Sunday, August 27, 2006 4:27 PM
Holy shit!
354 comments on this? Wow...I should say something stupid once in awhile...well, in an article.
~Zoo
354 comments on this? Wow...I should say something stupid once in awhile...well, in an article.
~Zoo
Gideon MacLeish
Reply #336 Sunday, August 27, 2006 4:49 PM
Nah, we've come to EXPECT it from you, zoo...(ducking)
Reply #336 Sunday, August 27, 2006 4:49 PM
| 354 comments on this? Wow...I should say something stupid once in awhile...well, in an article |
Nah, we've come to EXPECT it from you, zoo...(ducking)
Gideon MacLeish
Reply #337 Sunday, August 27, 2006 4:50 PM
(wakes from drunken sleep) Someone be runnin' down our wommin? I'm right behind ya with me cutlass, jennifer, I...oooohh (falling down)... I'll be right there as soon as I can get this anvil off'n me skull!
Reply #337 Sunday, August 27, 2006 4:50 PM
| Tis me honor be at stake ere? spht! Woman be endangerin this ere ship! I be the lucky charm on this ere bucket! |
(wakes from drunken sleep) Someone be runnin' down our wommin? I'm right behind ya with me cutlass, jennifer, I...oooohh (falling down)... I'll be right there as soon as I can get this anvil off'n me skull!
Ionolast
Reply #338 Sunday, August 27, 2006 7:27 PM
I will never join you and your band of rogue outlaws. My French ship with two rows of cannons is almost upon you. Look over your shoulder.
Reply #338 Sunday, August 27, 2006 7:27 PM
| Ye ave the choice icono - ye join us now or ye die by me cutlass ..............aye so slowly, piece by piece will be fed to the fishes and the pooch Rushka! |
I will never join you and your band of rogue outlaws. My French ship with two rows of cannons is almost upon you. Look over your shoulder.
jennifer1
Reply #339 Sunday, August 27, 2006 7:50 PM
awwwfffghhhh! ye be foolin agin bosin Gid, too much rum?
Aye lads she be right! Bosun Gid, git the capt'n we be goin to war!
oy ye drunken scurvy bunch of swags, all ye swabs be gettin yerselves ready.
Where is our capt'n and our 1st mate. Bosun Gid rouse them from their beds, where they be wid their whores, be quick about my brave but drunken man! aaarghhhhhh
I be thankin ye icon fer the eads up on this ere warnin, nows we ave time to prepare fer them haaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaa! *swings her cat o 9 tails above iconos head*
Come lads wake now! git off yer wimmen, don yer britches tis to war be goin now!
Reply #339 Sunday, August 27, 2006 7:50 PM
| I'll be right there as soon as I can get this anvil off'n me skull! |
awwwfffghhhh! ye be foolin agin bosin Gid, too much rum?
| My French ship with two rows of cannons is almost upon you. Look over your shoulder. |
Aye lads she be right! Bosun Gid, git the capt'n we be goin to war!
oy ye drunken scurvy bunch of swags, all ye swabs be gettin yerselves ready.
Where is our capt'n and our 1st mate. Bosun Gid rouse them from their beds, where they be wid their whores, be quick about my brave but drunken man! aaarghhhhhh
I be thankin ye icon fer the eads up on this ere warnin, nows we ave time to prepare fer them haaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaa! *swings her cat o 9 tails above iconos head*
Come lads wake now! git off yer wimmen, don yer britches tis to war be goin now!
Ionolast
Reply #340 Sunday, August 27, 2006 8:19 PM
Your crew hasn't zee time to get sober. Surrender now and we shall only kill zee men. We'll take zee boat and zee women for our own.
Reply #340 Sunday, August 27, 2006 8:19 PM
| be thankin ye icon fer the eads up on this ere warnin, nows we ave time to prepare fer them |
Your crew hasn't zee time to get sober. Surrender now and we shall only kill zee men. We'll take zee boat and zee women for our own.
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Reply #321 Saturday, August 26, 2006 4:33 PM
I don't know. I'm reminded of an old Saturday Night Live skit with Michael Palin.
I think she's a mermaid.