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Friday, June 30, 2006 by TheGuyPC | Discussion: Virtual Communities
Everyone at Joe User is just so happy and fun! You have to have a sense of humor with a name like Joe User!
I was considering starting a blogsite dedicated to the discussion of marriage. I was going to call it Harry Crabs. My wife balked, so I digress.
There is really no virtual community to compare to the honest, open perspective that Joe User has. There should be more like it. This world would be a much richer, more diverse place.
I, as soooooooo many others are just grateful to be blessed by the absolute intelligence that this community offers.
Thank you so much. And to do it all for free?! Wow!
PC
I was considering starting a blogsite dedicated to the discussion of marriage. I was going to call it Harry Crabs. My wife balked, so I digress.
There is really no virtual community to compare to the honest, open perspective that Joe User has. There should be more like it. This world would be a much richer, more diverse place.
I, as soooooooo many others are just grateful to be blessed by the absolute intelligence that this community offers.
Thank you so much. And to do it all for free?! Wow!
PC
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Dr Guy
Reply #262 Thursday, August 3, 2006 1:20 PM
perhaps you are right. A date with Penny Cillan might not be a bad idea.
Reply #262 Thursday, August 3, 2006 1:20 PM
| They wasn't nasty afore they spent the night in YOUR cabin, doc. I suggest we set you up with a REAL MD when we put in in Rio! |
perhaps you are right. A date with Penny Cillan might not be a bad idea.
starkers
Reply #263 Friday, August 4, 2006 3:00 AM
Welcome aboard me 'earty...not that navigatin' were ever a problem. 'Twere them drunken swabs at the 'elm, steerin' us back inta port fer more wenches 'n grog.
Not all the wenches Gid brought aboard are nasty, built like 'incredible hulks' ...just take a look in 'is cabin an' you'll see 'e kept all the best, wensome ones down there fer 'imself. Me thinks it'll be 'im who's needin' a REAL MD real soon...fer a tonic to fix up 'is chronic fatigue. Told 'im wimen weaken knees (Rocky), but would 'e listen!
Oh, I sees ye 'ave come up fer air, then! I 'opes you 'ave the strength to 'oist then thar sails to catch that fair wind ta Rio. We be runnin' low on grog fer them swabs cleanin' up after 'e all - an' if we don't keep up their spirits we'll be up to our necks in pAArty remains.
Dunno 'bout that...if you don't lay off the grog real soon, it'll more likely be a date with Quincy ME.
Reply #263 Friday, August 4, 2006 3:00 AM
| Well, as I seem to be the only experienced professional navigator in this pack o' bastards, I'll sign on. But I need an extra ration of ale and rum if ya swabbies expect me ta steers yas a straight course. |
Welcome aboard me 'earty...not that navigatin' were ever a problem. 'Twere them drunken swabs at the 'elm, steerin' us back inta port fer more wenches 'n grog.
Arrrgggg! That ye will have! Just stay clear of those wenches that Gideon brought on board! Captn' Starkers say they be real nasty! Guess we will have to get some more wensome wenches soon! |
Not all the wenches Gid brought aboard are nasty, built like 'incredible hulks' ...just take a look in 'is cabin an' you'll see 'e kept all the best, wensome ones down there fer 'imself. Me thinks it'll be 'im who's needin' a REAL MD real soon...fer a tonic to fix up 'is chronic fatigue. Told 'im wimen weaken knees (Rocky), but would 'e listen!
| There's a fair wind outta the west, fellas...let's get up off our hungover rear ends and hoist the mainsail or whatever sail it is what needs hoisting and catch it! We cannot let this ship sail gently into that good night. |
Oh, I sees ye 'ave come up fer air, then! I 'opes you 'ave the strength to 'oist then thar sails to catch that fair wind ta Rio. We be runnin' low on grog fer them swabs cleanin' up after 'e all - an' if we don't keep up their spirits we'll be up to our necks in pAArty remains.
perhaps you are right. A date with Penny Cillan might not be a bad idea. |
Dunno 'bout that...if you don't lay off the grog real soon, it'll more likely be a date with Quincy ME.
starkers
Reply #264 Sunday, August 6, 2006 2:45 PM
Reply #264 Sunday, August 6, 2006 2:45 PM
Gonna slip quietly over the side 'n disappear fer a while....landlubbers to sort out.
If she sinks in the meantime...she sinks!
If she sinks in the meantime...she sinks!
Dr Guy
Reply #265 Sunday, August 6, 2006 2:55 PM
We will not let her Capt'n. Sorry, visiting with my son this weekend.
Reply #265 Sunday, August 6, 2006 2:55 PM
| Gonna slip quietly over the side 'n disappear fer a while....landlubbers to sort out. If she sinks in the meantime...she sinks! |
We will not let her Capt'n. Sorry, visiting with my son this weekend.
starkers
Reply #266 Friday, August 11, 2006 12:32 AM
Reply #266 Friday, August 11, 2006 12:32 AM
I see she's still 'ere, then.....thought somebody would've scuttled the ol' bucket in me absence. But then, it seems, when I slipped quietly over the side, so did everybody else....the poor ol' hulk is deserted an' dead in the water!
Oh well, if that be the case, I might get meself on one of them thar luxury cruise ships an' take it easy fer a while....bein' waited on 'and and foot by some of them loverly stewardesses they 'aves aboard...and we don't. Bin 'ard work capt'nin' this 'ere vessel 'n keepin' you drunken swabs in line, so I deserves an 'oliday.
Oh well, if that be the case, I might get meself on one of them thar luxury cruise ships an' take it easy fer a while....bein' waited on 'and and foot by some of them loverly stewardesses they 'aves aboard...and we don't. Bin 'ard work capt'nin' this 'ere vessel 'n keepin' you drunken swabs in line, so I deserves an 'oliday.
Dr Guy
Reply #267 Friday, August 11, 2006 8:19 AM
Not till we storm the shores of Stardock!
Reply #267 Friday, August 11, 2006 8:19 AM
| Bin 'ard work capt'nin' this 'ere vessel 'n keepin' you drunken swabs in line, so I deserves an 'oliday. |
Not till we storm the shores of Stardock!
COL Gene
Reply #268 Friday, August 11, 2006 9:17 AM
Reply #268 Friday, August 11, 2006 9:17 AM
I do not know about the operators of Joeuser but many of the more frequent users support the FAR RIGHT and Bush!
Dr Guy
Reply #269 Friday, August 11, 2006 9:38 AM
Ah, Capt'n Starkers, it seems we have brought some vermin on board. Perhaps we should call the exterminator to rid ourselves of these stick in the muds.
Reply #269 Friday, August 11, 2006 9:38 AM
| #284 by COL Gene Fri, August 11, 2006 09:17 AM |
Ah, Capt'n Starkers, it seems we have brought some vermin on board. Perhaps we should call the exterminator to rid ourselves of these stick in the muds.
starkers
Reply #271 Friday, August 11, 2006 1:17 PM
Dunno 'bout that....fer me 'tis findin' the energy lately ta git outta bed....mebe I'll just watch thru me tellyscope from me cabin.
Truth is, I've had a dose of reality recently, the majority of it none too pleasant, and I'm just feeling a bit tired/run down and desperately in need of a good night's sleep.
Me, I'm a supporter of the FAR EAST (Oz being very far east of the U.S. and Europe, etc). I also support BUSH...being the rose bush I nurture and care for in my front yard....errr, in the pot outside me cabin.
Fuzzy's in charge of the plank, keel hauling....'angings from the yardarm. P'raps he 'as a bit o' spare time to wheedle out them political thinkers to practise his craft on 'em....we 'aven't 'ad a good keel 'aulin' fer ages now, 'ave we!
Reply #271 Friday, August 11, 2006 1:17 PM
Not till we storm the shores of Stardock! |
Dunno 'bout that....fer me 'tis findin' the energy lately ta git outta bed....mebe I'll just watch thru me tellyscope from me cabin.
Truth is, I've had a dose of reality recently, the majority of it none too pleasant, and I'm just feeling a bit tired/run down and desperately in need of a good night's sleep.
| I do not know about the operators of Joeuser but many of the more frequent users support the FAR RIGHT and Bush! |
Me, I'm a supporter of the FAR EAST (Oz being very far east of the U.S. and Europe, etc). I also support BUSH...being the rose bush I nurture and care for in my front yard....errr, in the pot outside me cabin.
| Capt'n Starkers, it seems we have brought some vermin on board. Perhaps we should call the exterminator to rid ourselves of these stick in the muds. |
Fuzzy's in charge of the plank, keel hauling....'angings from the yardarm. P'raps he 'as a bit o' spare time to wheedle out them political thinkers to practise his craft on 'em....we 'aven't 'ad a good keel 'aulin' fer ages now, 'ave we!
TheGuyPC
Reply #272 Saturday, August 12, 2006 6:09 AM
Reply #272 Saturday, August 12, 2006 6:09 AM
Ummm, I'm just not smart enuf to understand what all of U R speakin of
Gideon MacLeish
Reply #273 Saturday, August 12, 2006 1:08 PM
Reply #273 Saturday, August 12, 2006 1:08 PM
Arrrgh! How'd that rat get on board?
Ahh, never mind...pour me cup full of another dose of rum!
Ahh, never mind...pour me cup full of another dose of rum!
starkers
Reply #274 Saturday, August 12, 2006 1:57 PM
Not to wurry...not too sure we do 'alf the time, either.
'owever, as pirates I think what we be sayin' 'ere is that we 'aves no need of politics nor Bushes on this 'ere vessel. We 'ijacked her to 'ave a bit 'o fun n' git away frum all thaaaat!
Me thinks I seed 'im climin' up the anchor rope durin' the dark o' night....'ad I know'd who it were, I'd 'ave sent 'em both ta Davy Jones' locker, oh arrrrgh!
Reply #274 Saturday, August 12, 2006 1:57 PM
| Ummm, I'm just not smart enuf to understand what all of U R speakin of |
Not to wurry...not too sure we do 'alf the time, either.
'owever, as pirates I think what we be sayin' 'ere is that we 'aves no need of politics nor Bushes on this 'ere vessel. We 'ijacked her to 'ave a bit 'o fun n' git away frum all thaaaat!
| Arrrgh! How'd that rat get on board? |
Me thinks I seed 'im climin' up the anchor rope durin' the dark o' night....'ad I know'd who it were, I'd 'ave sent 'em both ta Davy Jones' locker, oh arrrrgh!
Gideon MacLeish
Reply #275 Saturday, August 12, 2006 3:18 PM
Relief has arrived, men! The folks on the cruise ship are safe (for now!). I'll be in the hold if anyone needs me!
Reply #275 Saturday, August 12, 2006 3:18 PM
| ~swings in off of starboard with a hijacked catamaran, well stocked with sluts, slave-girls, (and boys!) whores, hookers, prostitutes, transvestites, wenches, witches, fortune tellers, rum, beer, salt, sugar, tobacco, opium, musicians and games of chance~ Party time, fellas! (did you think i had forgotten you?) |
Relief has arrived, men! The folks on the cruise ship are safe (for now!). I'll be in the hold if anyone needs me!
starkers
Reply #276 Saturday, August 12, 2006 7:19 PM
Like these debauched swabs need encouragin'!!! I've 'ad 'ard enough time keepin' 'em sober and off them wenches as it is...now you go turnin' us inta Sodom & Gomorrah by bringin' aboard a bevy of busty n' bawdy creatures ta further distract 'em from their duties.
Gawd 'elp us, we'll never get that anchor up off the ocean floor now....we be a sittin' duck, and if not the 'and of God turnin' us inta pillars of salt, it'll be them customs and excise fellers tryin' ta board us....
Man yer battle stations you scurvy swabs, we can be expectin' them govermint parasites to try confiscatin' our booty....they can 'ave them there transvestites & prostitutes, but they'll not be layin' an 'and on our treasure, ay me buckos
And little-whip, I 'opes you brought yer big whip with 'e....some of this scurvy lot will need a cat 'o nine ta keep 'em in line, seein' as you 'ave us burstin' at the poop deck with wicked wenches and grog.
Reply #276 Saturday, August 12, 2006 7:19 PM
| Party time, fellas! |
Like these debauched swabs need encouragin'!!! I've 'ad 'ard enough time keepin' 'em sober and off them wenches as it is...now you go turnin' us inta Sodom & Gomorrah by bringin' aboard a bevy of busty n' bawdy creatures ta further distract 'em from their duties.
Gawd 'elp us, we'll never get that anchor up off the ocean floor now....we be a sittin' duck, and if not the 'and of God turnin' us inta pillars of salt, it'll be them customs and excise fellers tryin' ta board us....
Man yer battle stations you scurvy swabs, we can be expectin' them govermint parasites to try confiscatin' our booty....they can 'ave them there transvestites & prostitutes, but they'll not be layin' an 'and on our treasure, ay me buckos
And little-whip, I 'opes you brought yer big whip with 'e....some of this scurvy lot will need a cat 'o nine ta keep 'em in line, seein' as you 'ave us burstin' at the poop deck with wicked wenches and grog.
Dr Guy
Reply #277 Monday, August 14, 2006 8:25 AM
Best we go wake Fuzzy then, as I am in the mood for a good keel haulin!
Reply #277 Monday, August 14, 2006 8:25 AM
| Fuzzy's in charge of the plank, keel hauling....'angings from the yardarm. P'raps he 'as a bit o' spare time to wheedle out them political thinkers to practise his craft on 'em....we 'aven't 'ad a good keel 'aulin' fer ages now, 'ave we! |
Best we go wake Fuzzy then, as I am in the mood for a good keel haulin!
starkers
Reply #278 Tuesday, August 15, 2006 3:12 AM
Errant Cabin Boy, eh? Be that the one I told off fer bein' too young to be chasin' wenches....an' peepin' thru cabin key'oles fer some ejurcashun?
Methinks we got our keel 'aulin me buckos! There be a randy little cabin boy who needs coolin' orf in cold saalty waaater....
OhhArrrghh, that be goin' to sting 'is arse some by the time Madam Zoltars finished with 'im.
Reply #278 Tuesday, August 15, 2006 3:12 AM
| Me whip is currently in use by Madame Zolta in the correction of an errant cabin boy, |
Errant Cabin Boy, eh? Be that the one I told off fer bein' too young to be chasin' wenches....an' peepin' thru cabin key'oles fer some ejurcashun?
Best we go wake Fuzzy then, as I am in the mood for a good keel haulin! |
Methinks we got our keel 'aulin me buckos! There be a randy little cabin boy who needs coolin' orf in cold saalty waaater....
OhhArrrghh, that be goin' to sting 'is arse some by the time Madam Zoltars finished with 'im.
starkers
Reply #279 Wednesday, August 16, 2006 2:32 AM
Reply #279 Wednesday, August 16, 2006 2:32 AM
Well ye all missed the keel 'aulin' me buckos....ended up 'aving to do it meself cos there were nobody else about.
The little bugger put up a struggle at first, but I told 'im I'd stick me 'ook where the sun don't shine, and 'e soon settled down.
The little bugger put up a struggle at first, but I told 'im I'd stick me 'ook where the sun don't shine, and 'e soon settled down.
starkers
Reply #280 Wednesday, August 16, 2006 2:37 AM
Reply #280 Wednesday, August 16, 2006 2:37 AM
Oh, and by the way, I fergot 'e was down there fer a while and 'ad to 'ang 'im on the yardarm cos 'e were so waaater logged. Would somebody pick 'im in when he's dry.
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Reply #261 Thursday, August 3, 2006 12:50 PM