What Are Friends For!!
Tuesday, March 14, 2006 by starkers | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
Here's another....seems I got a few people try'na cheer me up.
Subject: AUSTRALIAN DEFINITION OF A "TRUE FRIEND"
Are you tired of all those namby, pamby, girly, sissy, completely wet "friendship" poems, that never come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:
1 When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge
against the sorry bastard who made you that way.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you've finally had sex.
4. When you are scared - I will tease the crap out of you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to stop your bloody w whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again, I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy self.
Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of two, and one of them isn't speaking to you right now anyway.
Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.
Another great thing about Aussie mates, they never tell yer boss they saw you at a sports event when you called in sick.....or your wife how many beers ya had down the pub....the one with the topless barmaids
Subject: AUSTRALIAN DEFINITION OF A "TRUE FRIEND"
Are you tired of all those namby, pamby, girly, sissy, completely wet "friendship" poems, that never come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:
1 When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge
against the sorry bastard who made you that way.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you've finally had sex.
4. When you are scared - I will tease the crap out of you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to stop your bloody w whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again, I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy self.
Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of two, and one of them isn't speaking to you right now anyway.
Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.
Another great thing about Aussie mates, they never tell yer boss they saw you at a sports event when you called in sick.....or your wife how many beers ya had down the pub....the one with the topless barmaids
starkers
Reply #2 Wednesday, March 15, 2006 12:46 AM
Me too.....takes less effort to smile than frown...and laughter is the best medicine when feeling a bit down.
Given recent trials, tribulations and no satisfactory result, I can use all the laughs I can get....been frequently visiting the joke thread in hope, but alas, I've been the only recent contributor, and a good comedian doesn't laugh at his own jokes
IF, and that's a BIG if, I can tear myself away from the puter and WC long enough, I might see if there's a decent comedy on TV....
Reply #2 Wednesday, March 15, 2006 12:46 AM
| I hope your list brought a smile to the friend I just sent it to... |
Me too.....takes less effort to smile than frown...and laughter is the best medicine when feeling a bit down.
Given recent trials, tribulations and no satisfactory result, I can use all the laughs I can get....been frequently visiting the joke thread in hope, but alas, I've been the only recent contributor, and a good comedian doesn't laugh at his own jokes
IF, and that's a BIG if, I can tear myself away from the puter and WC long enough, I might see if there's a decent comedy on TV....
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Reply #1 Tuesday, March 14, 2006 11:23 AM