WARNING !!!!! New Virus.....
Friday, February 24, 2006 by Jafo | Discussion: WinCustomize Talk
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> Message:
> There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by
> hand.
>
> This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you
> receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via
> any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life
> completely.
>
> If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take
> 2 good friends to the nearest pub. Purchase the antidote known as
> Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE).
>
> The quickest acting WINE type is called
> Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator-Remover-All-Zones (SHIRAZ) but this is only
> available for those who can afford it. The next best equivalent is
> Cheapest-Available-System-Killer (CASK). Take the antidote repeatedly
> until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
>
> Forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you
> have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
>
> This virus is
> DEADLY(Destroys-Every-Available-Decent-Living-Youngster).
>
> Update 05-01-2006: After extensive testing it has been concluded that
> Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE
> but may require a more generous application....
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Reply #10 Friday, February 24, 2006 10:29 PM
Although effective, the patch for this insidious virus can create more of the same, particularly if several colleague collaborate to apply it.
There's nothing worse than having to clean up the next morning with another known virus....a hangover.
However, as I no longer apply either patch, I shall stick to copious quarts of tea and a couple of valium
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Reply #1 Friday, February 24, 2006 9:36 AM